Guys, I pulled off this perfect "heist" and I am completely confident I wont get caught. The take was only 23K, and some odd hundred but it was an easy first take because it only took me a minute to get in and get out
Ask me anything, I wont answer anything that can identify me and no it wasn't a bank.
Op stop being faggot and answer shit. What kind of heist (if it's too descriptive then don't describe it), how many people you clapped, what was your technique in doing this , also inb4 this is gta v and your a fag, finally SHOW US THE MONEY
Went into popular fast food place at 5 minutes until closing I wore a Mcdonald's outfit (a friend had it) and it fit me so I rang the "doorbell" at the backdoor because It can only be opened from inside unless you got a key and the nigger employee just let me in, had a fake mustache and had longer hair then. I got inside, and told him to be quiet and give me his phone, which he tried to say he didn't have a phone which was bullshit and ziptied him and left him back there asked him how many others there were, and he said 3, so stealth mode engaged, doing the same to the other 3, zip tied and covered their eyes with a cloth (which I had when I went in) I left the manager untied and he led me to the safe where the money was already taken out and in bags with zippers to transport to bank. After I was done with the last manager, I zip tied him and stored him in the back all of them are sitting on chairs and hands tied seperatly to ensure they can't get out until they open at 5
Yeah It was planned out well
I am answering questions.
Putin is hawt
gif related, what i would do if the cyber pigs bust down my door.
I didn't clap anyone I can't show the money as I said I can't take risks in having myself identified.
Though it's not as much as you think because it fit in only 2 bags the size of school pencil bags
OK tell me this:
> How many dudes did you have with you?
> What type of place was it?
> What technologies or tools were involved in the pulling of this "heist"?
> How did you avoid detection?
On the basis of your answers to these qs, I will decide whether you are a fraud or not. Good luck!
I did one at a time, all of the employees were fairly spread out, the first one was in the stock area, where shelves are, second was doing dishes around the corner to the left, third was manager who was in the office, around the corner in a blindspot I guess, and fourth was in lobby mopping all the way up front
Have you never been in a Mcdonald's?
And no, people tend to be pretty quiet when they having the barrel of a gun in their back
Weird you should post this right now, my boss is going on about how this guy took us for 23k and probably thinks he wasn't identified but he said we actually know exactly who he is and the cops are after him now.
calling bullshit. There's no way it would be that easy unless you had a gun. You also didn't really "plan" anything. You just got incredibly lucky that nobody walked in on you tying people up, assuming this really happened, which it didn't.
Only 2 but the guy waited outside (this guy was a former employee there but got fired)
Not exactly sure what you mean, it was a pretty small building, but secluded definitely as the nearest building was 6 blocks away and the nearest police station was on the other side of the city and response time was 10 minutes just to get there as we tested this before in the planning stage
Technologies? A car, a gun, It was pretty easy, not like Mcdicks is a the Bank of America.
Planned it for 2 months before doing it. Tested police response times, knew how far away police are, even the patrol cars.
Believe me or not, but I wont post money as I said I wont identify myself.
>2 bags the size of school pencil bags
nigger you're not fitting 23k from MCDONALDS in two of those small ass bank bags. most MCDs dont accept bills over $20. nobody goes to MCD and pays with a hundo unless its a forgery and theyre trying to get change
if it were ALL $20s, you would have more than 1,150 bills
a ream of paper is 500 sheets of thinner paper, and 500 dollar sized pieces of paper woudnt fit into a small bank bag like that
and thats assuming its ALL 20s
as well all know niggers an messicans use $1s and $5s, whatever they can steal from the tip jar at starbucks
when most people talk about a heist they mean something a little more elegant than just shoving a gun in someone's face and grabbing some cash. That's just robbery - the way you were describing it made it sound like a "true" heist, where you get in and out without the victim even knowing you were there
Where is your source that Mcdonalds doesn't except bills over $20?
Yes they do dumb ass as I counted it after wards. And who says only niggers go to mcdonalds anyways?
Have you ever heard that people use large bills because they want to make change out of them?
mcdonalds in any metro area has signs all over saying they dont accept bills over $20. and again, its not like mcd is an upscale place where people who eat there even HAVE $100
pic of the cash, wipe the exif data to prove you're not a nigger faggot
It was a city of 115K people, not a huge metro area. As I said, people pay with larger bills sometimes to make change. Say if they have a hundred order a $5 meal, and they want a fifty and a twenty and some tens.
so youre telling me, in a city of 115k people, that many people went to MCDs, and paid in $100 bills, in a couple days (max)?
there is a reason companies do nightly bank drops. say bank was closed, or the nigger forgot. whatever, its still highly unlikely there was $23k sitting in the safe at MCD,
especially with the recent invention called the 'debit card'
Is 23k a lot of money to you? Is it worth doing 10 years hard time and never being able to get a real job the rest of your life. I'd think very carefully about that, if I were you.
op why are there several news stories of mcdonalds getting robbed, but none of them were less than a month ago and none of them match your description? If you really stole 23000 dollars at gunpoint, especially leaving witnesses, you would have gotten a story too.
Keep talking like that to me Mr. Lawman, I am ready for the Cock of Justice
Sometimes I dream about that kind of bread
We should kill the next person that gets one of these.
Due to the fact you were wearing a McDonald's uniform, the police will most likely question your friend who worked there. I hope he doesn't roll over easy or else you are fucked.
from the rest of us at 4chan, congrats
Most we 20s and 50s. not 100s and again, there was at least 10 of every bill.
this was at closing time, they already had the cash in the bags and were in the process of driving it to the bank, this was the cash at the end of the day that was on it's way to the bank
I can only imagine how much Mcdicks rakes in counting transactions with credit/debit cards
OH MY GOD
Tell me again about what you did about the surveilance cameras and cctv inside, outside and in the vicinity as you approached, did your business and left wearing a McD's uniform which doesn't include a mask?
in a town of 115k
you are saying mcdonalds pulled in $23k in a day
8.3 million annually IN CASH in a town of 115k
the average MCD store pulls in 2.3M annually
chik-fil-a is #1 and they pull in 2.85mil annually
pic of cash timestamped or you're a lying faggot, but we already know what the answer is
actually timestamp on cash WOULDNT identify you anymore than posting on this 'anonymous' board
but i get it, you dont want to admit you're full of shit
i noticed how you completely avoided my pointing out how the numbers dont match at all
>Went into popular fast food place
Ok..., Not giving too much away
>I wore a Mcdonald's outfit
it matters because you claim to have robbed a MCD location for a days take, which you said was $23k
however its nearly impossible for a large metro area MCD to come close to that amount WITH cards. yet you claim to have taken that in cash, in a town with 1/10 the population of an average city
average MCD makes $6,300 PER DAY
not anywhere CLOSE to $23k+
its impossible for a MCD in a town of 115k, on an average week/day
They don't only use what's in the register. They have safes filled with extra monies and shit. Probably not 23K but more nonetheless.
>I worked at a fast food chain for my first job
yeah. the draw in a high end restaurant is maybe $7k
MCD wont be keeping nearly that much, an more than half of their business is in debit/EBT cards now
no way a mcdonalds will pull $23k in ONE day of cash alone.
what OP is claiming is the store did nearly $40k in sales IN ONE DAY
all the numbers right there. and i calculated assuming they are open 365/yr
theres this magical thing called a 'calculator'
you put in numbers, hit the type of magic you want, and it spits out different numbers
keep crying faggot
of course. this nigger is trying to claim MCDonalds makes a gazillion dollars, and he went in all james bond and shit and robbed them of half a months earnings, which they strangely kept on site, without ever depositing
Are you jealous?
My bills are $1000 a month total, utilities, rent, internet/cable/phone/car insurance/rec budget
So not quite 2 years but a little over a year and a half.
nope. just smart enough to know a lying faggot when i see one.
are you stupid? since i've laid out all the numbers to show you how its impossible, but you keep denying it
although you could just timestamp the cash, yet you claim it'll incriminate you, more than logging on to a monitored forum, and admitting you 'robbed' a place kek
>I'll enjoy my 23K cash
>this money should last a few years
that wouldn't last me two months. you are either some grade school shithead, or you live in the ghetto.
I went in not really knowing how much they would have.
yes the cash will identify me such as an object in the background (in car now), out the window shot of some place near me
The less info the better, faggot.
Keep slaving away at your factory job sir.
Maybe, I have a one bdrm place, everything is in one room and rent is $350.
I embezzled around 55k a year from a job I worked at, actually stole more then I was getting paid.
I worked at a replanet, a recycling center, in California. We were allowed 2.3% weight variance due to shrinkage caused by water evaporation, I worked with one other person, and we always subtracted the max amount of weight we could, as if all material we received was 'wet', even though most was dry and skimmed 2% of the weight of the bins before every pick up, knowing we would still be well within out weight, even got the bonuses for being well within the weight.
Our kiosk did about 250-300k units month on average , and at 5 and 10 cents at unit, we made out like bandits
see? you're just trying to make excuses. someone who actually HAD the cash could easily take a picture of it on the ground, or bathtub, anywhere without identifying features. its not hard,
>hurr durr hey everyone online i robbed a store!
>derp i dont want to incriminate myself hurr
stay butthurt pleb
maybe take a class on better creative writing. something that wont make you sound like a faggot pleb dreaming of a score worth $23k
Do you like your minimum wage factory job with no hazard and no overtime?
How is your closet apartment in NYC for 3K a month treating you?
Do you like being a failure living in a closet?
Stay jealous, pleb.
whats the matter? throwing a tantrum because you dont have money to take a picture of?
mad that i called bullshit on your little nigger fantasy? maybe you should be mad at yourself for not knowing math, or how the world works.
do your parents know you're up this late?
even though its not true,
you do realize that all IPs here are logged, and proxies are pleb-tier security right?
have fun explaining yourself if there were any REAL robberies in your area
I haven't denied anything.
Proxies might be "pleb tier" but it's better than no security.
I am genuinely interested as to what your tip said, the FBI doesn't take tips from 4chan serious at all lmao.