ITT /b/ in class
Damn im first again
>>592868841
jack me off before anyone else gets in
Teacher I gotta take a shit!
*fakes sickness, stays home and faps all day*
so i heard anon was a cripple
>>592868451
"Billy... stop fucking engraving the swastika in the desk, you fucking faggot"
"Yes, Mrs. Ostrowski"
H-Hi my name is Eric Harris
>>592869032
Can you hold it for a few minutes?
*leaves*
>>592869283
Hey, I'm Dylan. Want my D?
"Makes helicopter with penis"
is women a meme??
yetai
>>592869361
Do you want a shitless corner?
Next person to get dubs gets their eye taken out with my spitball.
Hey, hey, you got an extra pen?
attending school for later opportunities in life. . . meh
*opens door* okay class im here James the Gentleman
>>592869283
SO YOU'RE THE NIGGER WHO KISSED MY BITCH? I'LL FUK YOU UP M8
>>592869701
*hands highlighter*
>>592869610
E-excuse me!?
>>592868451
Alright, Class is in session!
Time to take attendance. Say your name so i can mark it down! One at a time please!
>>592868451
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT JESUS!
>>592869830
Wtf, man, how am I supposed to take notes with dis?
>>592869947
Can you put that stick up my ass?
>>592869850
name's xXcuntdestroyerXx420
surprisingly, I'm not straight
>>592869850
Tyler Cunningham, present.
>namefagging
>>592869475
Dammit jimmy I told you to cut that shit out
*starts shaking and sweating*
>>592869977
*hands .7 mm lead*
nice dubs bro
>>592869833
u just got spitballed
>fake sickness
>repeats too often
>fails school
>get shitty graduation
>post in this thread
hello
check these dubs guys arent I cool?
>>592869850
I'm oreo
>>592869850
Based God is here
AY TEACHA, YA PROBABLY SUCK YER OWN CAWK N HAVE SEX WITH YA MUTHA AAAAHAHAHAHA
>>592869947
yes sir..
>>592870333
I mean an hero
And I'm always trippin
>>592869850
Damian Kervesteyner
DON'T LAUGH AT MY NAME!
Today in class, we learn who's a newfag, and who isn't.
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>>592868451
sleeping in back row
>>592869850
Fuck you, Ms. Frizzle
XXCUNTDESTROYXX420 HERE
ANYONE WHO'S NOT A PUSSY LITTLE FAG WHITE BOY COME IN THE BACK, I'LL RAP BATTLE YO ASS
>>592870509
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How we know?
>>592870537
I'm getting real sick of your shit, Carlos.
>>592869850
My name is Dave.
>>592870509
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>>592870608
1v1 me faget
>>592870333
nice trips
sorry im late my son was killedby a hit and run driver, the driver was analcohol
>>592869272
> ski
> Mrs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_name#Feminine_forms
Shit that sounds so wrong
>>592870698
In Soviet Russia you don't shit on Carlos, Carlos shit on Mrs. Frizzle
>>592870608
Dis white boi tryna raise up to a nigga like me im bout to be like pop pop pop making dem niggas drop
>>592870608
Haha awww gggggyeaa! Let's her that flow furrshizzle my nigger
No he estudiado
Scarf thick rimmed glasses and anime hair sitting in the front row. Also class rep
>>592870698
Get over it faggot
Checkem
>>592869850
Bruce Willis is present
>>592870608
Boom bam bop, badabop boom POW
>>592870921
>>592870903
>>592870756
il fuk up all your asses
>>592868451
Mein teacher, my desk is small, I need this polish boys desk also
>>592871088
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
>>592870608
Dude I'm too high for that. My mom injected me twice this morning. Maybe another time
>>592870608
nigga imma beat yo white ass.
>pic related its me
>>592871047
WTF? where'd my image go?
>>592871088
"I'm not a rapper"
>>592869850
STOP GENDER DISCRIMINATING ME YOU CIS SCUM IM TRANSGENDER PANSEXUAL DRAGONKIN HEEEELP IM BEING RAAAAAAPPPEEEEDDDDDF
>>592871118
Y-you can have have mine
*twirling only hair on head*
>>592871318
You forgot to attach it, feggle.
>>592871096
you'll die tryin'fagget, you'll die tryin'....
ey b0ss
gibe de pussi b0ss
Spiccoli here
>>592871096
Okay but I don't take dicks that are over 7 inches
okay guys im here
>>592870443
What movie is this from?
>>592871628
sweet dollar tea from mcdonalds
i drink that
supa hot fire
i spit dat
2 and a half men
i watch dat
>>592869850
My name is Nigger Niggerwitz.
>>592871318
allahu ackbar intensifies
>>592869850
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt, present.
H-hi
>>592871504
Who invited Anita sarkeesian
AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
I'M ANDRREWGL HHOW HISZ YOUGGGH IT'S MY FIRST DAY OF SCOOOOOOOLLLL AAHHHHGGGGGHLLS
*walks in super late. Eyes red smelling like weed* *sits down starts doing the obvious opiate nod*
Captcha: rturd
Teacher, I didn't do my homework last night. I won't do it tonight, I never will. Can I be excused?
>>592871096
Bitch rap battle me right here right now imma start Ayy yo I'm young black rich and famous I got ten dollas hangin from my anus. Check out my mixtape its hot fire
TEACHER CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM
WHO WANTS TO COME
Can you repeat the question?
>>592871096
Nigga u fin get blazed on my due hold up dough phinna go fuk did fat ass white gurl in da bafroom bfou fif purriod
What subject is this, anyway?
>>592872318
AYYYYY LMAOOOOO AGGLLJJE I'M ANNDDDREEEWW
>>592872257
No. Now go to the principals office.
I swear these niggers need to get a grip. No wonder your communities are shit holes
>>592869850
My name is Snoop Lion and I have a umbrella fo' drizzle
>>592872537
IS THHIS BE ART CLASS IML AANNDRREEUUGGLL
MR. Principle here.
Get your little asses into the classrooms or i'll rape your little buttholes. DO YOU HEAR ME? ASSRAPE YOUR BUTTHOLES!
haha holy shit I pushed some kid in front of a train today lol, where's my seat?
Good day m'ladies and gentlemen my name is Trilby McTip anyone wanna debate me on religion?
>>592872537
Sociology
Now tell us again why white people are evil?
>>592872920
God is fake
>>592872890
I'M ANNDDDREEEWW NO RAPE ME AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALL
>>592872920
god is real
>>592872940
jews and feminists making everything evil to suit their agenda
>>592872546
Andrew if you dont shut the fuck up imma knock yo fat ass over you snowman lookin mothafucka
>>592871826
Doesn't make sense he didn't kill anyone it was all a hoax so u fail dickfuck...oh by the way did anyone else's captcha have bread and u had to pick all the real bread?
>>592873072
Lol shut up fagt
No, really, what the fuck are we supposed to be doing in here?
>>592872920
Please do not twist my words into a new meme text. This is getting out of hand. I do not understand the mentality of you people... at all.
>>592869850
My name is Robert Paulson.
>>592873156
BUT YOU SAYH THUT WE WAS BE THE FRANS. I LET YOU TOUCH MEAH WEEAAIINNNEEERR! I'M ANDRREWGL
>>592873412
YU WAN BE FRAN? I'M ANNDDDREEEWW
Arright boys i need someone to clean the board,please.
Jerry would you please clean the board for me hun?
STOP BULLYING PEOPLE
>>592873736
NO TEACHER ANDRREWGL WANT TO
>>592870537
>>592873736
XXCUNTDESTROYERXX420 WILL DO IT
FUCK THAT WHITE BOY ANDREW
>>592870509
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>>592873736
Why would i clean the board? thats womans work.
I sit calmly and wonder why everyone around me is acting like a nigger bafoon or is too high to know where they are. I get my easy 105 on the test and begin to torrent some files from the school wifi. A good day in the time of niggers.
>>592874104
kek
>>592870509
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>did I do it right
>>592871088
hehehe
>>592874122
CALM ROLEPLAYING?
GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>592874090
NOOUGGHHHHH TEACHER IZE BE GOOD AT BOARD WIPINH, MY MOMMY NO WIPE BUTT TODAY I'M ALSO ANDRREWWWWWW
>>592874060
fuck off, cunt
>>592874122
> bafoon
> feels superior
> I shiggy
>>592874345
if you don't shut your mouth right now andrew im gonna shove that apple in it
>>592874345
Will someone take you back to tardHQ already?
>>592874478
APPLE FOR THW TWO DAYY EATS THE PROCTOR AWAY FRO ANDRREWGL
>>592874122
check out this nerd
bet he never gets laid. Lets laugh at him and not invite him to my party at my uncle's beach house.
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>>592874630
WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO THEAR?
>be me
>be in 6th grade
>be in math class
>dead asleep, face down
>sudden band on my table
>"78!"
>look up
>teacher is standing there, hand on the desk, eyes narrowed
>"That's right..."
>teacher walks away
>mfw
10 years later, I still have no clue what the question was.
>
>>592874816
bang, not band
>>592874816
>band
What the fuck is a band?
>>592875001
a group of musicians
I hope they don't notice that I wet myself...
>>592874803
You get crayons and you fit in when you shit your pants!
>>592874816
ANDRREWGL GET ALL QUESTION RITE ALSO NO SLEEP BE WEEK
>You're such a baka faggot, Anon.
I feel a fart coming...
>>592875151
mmm
>>592875173
I ALREGY GURT CRAYAN DOODIE I'M MAGH PANTIE! ANDRREWGOHH THINK FEEL GUOAD
*raises hand*
Miss anon, whats for lunch?
>>592875356
I shit myself!
>>592875151
We all noticed . . .
you Shouldn't have eaten asparagus yesterday
>>592875504
Fucking Andrew.
Who even brought you here?
>>592874122
Ayy yo dis white boi talking bout some niggas WHERE ALL MY NIGGAS AT WE GON BEAT HIS NERDY ASS
>>592875573
I EATS GOOD MEAL OF CRAYAN AN ASSPURGRASS ALL DAY MOMMY SAY GOOD FOR ANDRREW
>>592875001
It's a meme you dip.
>>592875697
MUG MOMMY DRIVE ME TU SCOOOOOOOLLLL AND TELL TEACH MAN THAT I BEAH GUAD
>>592875789
ANDRREWGL WANT HELP YOU
>>592876011
TEACHER CAN YOU CALL ANDREW'S MOM AND GET HIM TO GO HOME PLEASE
>>592869850
Benedict Cumberbatch here
>>592876152
Shut up! I can't hear the teacher!
>>592875536
this is the new lunch for toaday
>>592875824
I'm a beetard.
>>592875824
Can we kick this guy out already?
>>592875789
ayyo my niqqa getin ready to pop me sum whiteboi
>>592876370
>>592876436
TEACH MAN BE SAY I CULD TEACHER TODAY ANDRREWGOHH BE GUAD TEACHER
hey hey hey everyone sorry I'm late
Who's been drawing dicks?!?!
>>592869850
Michael Hunt
But you can call me Mike
>>592876727
Stop being late all the time!
>>592876820
MICHAL HUANT BEAN DUAN IT ANDRREWGOHH TOLD HIM NOAH
>>592876727
>>592872920
Every time I see this picture, I get reminded that there's a real life fucking fat person out there, tipping a fedora/trilby. Wearing that stupid black silk, button up shirt. This mother fucker actually exists! What is worse, is that this is probably for the picture book at school, whatever they're called.
Guys we're taking a photo after class if anyone wants in.
>>592877070
ANDRREWGL LOVE DO THAT
>>592877198
Andrew, who put you in the back of the picture?
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>>592869830
>>592869977
>>592870174
>this much autism
>>592877198
CAN ANDRREWGL HAVE SEX WITH PRETTY GUERLL?
*HEADBANGS LIKE KOOL KID*
TEACHER MIKEHUNT IS TALKING TO ME AGAIN
>>592877198
How come that boy is wearing a fancy garbage bag?!
Is that even a boy?!
the heroes our class deserves!
>>592877337
IZE DID THEY ONLY PERSONS THAT NEED FRIEND THIS BADLILY
>>592877338
Hey, if you wanna sit with the tards, get up in the front of the class.
>>592877407
This man gets it.
This is for all the shit you gave me, mom.
Shoots up the classroom
Yeah, I'm kind of a big fucking deal.
*shoots spitball at chalkboard*
>>592877761
>kills everyone except me
>wasn't even worth killing
>>592877803
ANDREW CUALD DO BUTTER! *SPITS IN YOAR EYE*
>>592871294
>ayy lmao
thx mr alien
FITE ME FGTS!
>>592877761
Let me join you.
Sittin in the back eating a bowl of macaroni
You know I'm rich, makin cheese, call me Ms. Ravioli
>>592871043
hahaha i love mr smiley man
>tfw teacher doesn't notice your new socks.
>>592869850
Sorry, I was sleeping. What are we doing again?
>>592878124
ANDRREWGL KNOW MANY BOX MAGIC SIR IZE BE WIN
>>592878571
>I-I noticed them.
>>592869742
sauce on this porno
>>592878682
ANDRREWGL TEACHER LIfE LESSONS
>>592878794
No one asked ya, c0nt.
>>592878921
Yeah fuck you, I'm going back to sleep
>>592879051
NNNOOOOOOOOAAAHHHGHGLLLAAAAHHHHHHJAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO
>>592879051
NOOUGGHHHHH NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOGGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>592878983
Fuck.
>>592878794
Hey, wanna ditch this shit?
>>592879051
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN BE SLEEP WHEN ANDRREWGL TEACH YOUUIIIHHH
>>592879351
thats a man
>>592879421
You're a man
>>592879051
NOT GOOD BOI LISTENNNNNNNNNNNN AGGGGGGAJEHAHGG
>>592879353
And do what?
>>592879421
No, you.
>>592879051
WHY YOU DO TO ANDREW?! NOOOOOOOOAHHGLEAHHHHAAHHHHNONONONONOMONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYWJYWHYWHYWHUWJYNOO
>>592879421
ANDRREWGL FUK BOI
>>592868451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaUOEGYOVU
*Farts in the classroom, the fart spreads like an atomic bomb in Hiroshima*
Are we tardy, Ms Ravioli? We went out to lunch and got lost on the way back.
>>592879868
Can i go home? since you're lowering my IQ and all.
>>592879993
ANDREW THINK MAR DOODIE
>>592879993
>>592870070
state? fellow wvfag?
>>592879993
oh god why
and I'm just sitting here
>>592880083
WAT 4+4
>>592880248
Hey maaan. I scored some dank buds, you wanna buy some? I grew em myself. I think it's Purple Nurple. Grade A shit.
>>592880177
Hey, girl you want to go on a date? I have a sweet ride.
*Leaves to do bong rips*
>>592880412
Shit forgot video
>>592880345
ANDRREWGL SAY NO ALWAWED IN VLASS
>>592880424
Hey maan we'll come with. Bathroom?
>>592879647
Daamnn *grabs nuts and pulls up pants* Eyy yoo bretty bitch. I got two balls for you and they both got sperms in them. I know u wymenz are stupid so lemme make dat shit clear. *tightens snap back swag slayer cap* I finna fuck dat tite pussi. Wana come back to my poorly cared for 1998 ford pickup truck? I got 24s on dat bitch and its pulled high so we's can bounce while you ride my dik. Hit me up 1-800-I won't pay welfare.
>>592880283
eleventeen?
>>592880424
>>592880580
If you guys wait until passing period I'll join you!
>>592880476
>>592880623
you guys wanna race?
>>592880816
Forgot pic like pleb.
>>592880632
OGH YHUZ IS SMART. ANDRREWGL THINK U CAN BE EXCUSED FOR DA DAIE
Capacha: titsE
>>592880623
N-no.
yo check out my latest mix on soundclound
How did I end up here? Where did I go so wrong in life?
>>592872673
underated post
>>592881252
This shit's week, man. Got any Phish?
>>592881297
ANDRREWGL THINK COS U BE BORN, ALL MALE BOI SHOALD BE ABOARTED CAUSE THEY ARE SEXIST PIGS. I WAS ALMOST BE ABOARTED BE NO WORK
>>592881373
old joke
>>592881115
I know you cant turn this down!
>>592881526
nigga i got all that phish
>>592881758
>>592881758
Go away swaggot redneck.
Guys! That weird brony thing is doing weird stuff again!
>>592881526
>>592881808
NO PISH IN CLASS OR ANDREW CALL PRINCIPAL TO RAPE U
>>592881868
You know banging is really fun when you're high. Let's go get high and bang.
>>592881851
you i like.
lets roll, ill take you somewhere nice like the MacDonallds
>>592870418
FUCK YA MUDDA IN DA FUKKIN ASS
HE GETS ON HIS DUM FUK SHOW AN TALKS THIS SHIT ALL DA TIME AN I FUCKIN HATE 'IM
>>592882052
ANDRREWGOHH MOMMY SAY THAT BE NO HELLTHIE
>>592879647
Fuck.
>>592882051
Seth pls.
>captcha: o meem
Sorry I'm late I have a note from my English teacher.
>>592871088
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>592882328
ANDRREWGL SAY NO ASKING FOR SEX IN CLASS, NOW STOAP BEGHINH
>>592882502
ANDRREWGL THINK LOOK FAKE. GO TO PRINCIPAL NOWAH
>>592871294
fukin fagit cum at me
>>592882560
Why the fuck is Andrew teaching us?
>>592869850
hugh janus here
>>592882051
>>592882328
>Tfw that guy is pretending to be me and already stole this qt3.14 too.
I can't even be a swaggot alpha on the internet without normies ruining it.
Fine. Time to shoot this place up then.
>>592882741
ME ALREGY SEID TEACH MAN SAY MR COUALD
>>592871504
>>592882861
Chill out man, we can tag team.
>>592882657
But... But... Assrape
>>592882891
The teacher was a woman.
You're a dirty liar, you tard.
>>592880580
Yeeee maaann. Got some crazy shit, you'll be fuckked.
>missed snack time
>>592883069
CANS ANDRREWGOHH PLAY TAG TOO
>>592871096
whats wrong with my vagina
>pic related
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!
>>592883343
TEACHER
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
>>592883343
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL!
>>592878124
That is a picture of my highschool. Where did you get the pic?
>>592883097
WILL U BE THINK THAT B4 FAKE PAZZ
>>592883121
SHE BE SHEAHMALEZ I KNO SHE FUK ME AFTER SCOOOOOOOLLLL A LOt
>>592883491
The internet
>>592878124
r u from highlands r u john
Anyone got some visine? I got chem after this and Hofmann's, like, the only teacher that actually cares if you're lit in class.
>when the stupid bitch won't look at the cheeto
>>592870469
HAHA SHITSTAINER
>>592883741
WANGGNT ME WITH YOU PASS ANDRREWGL GOOD AT THAT
>>592883517
Fuck thos shiet, I'll be a stripper
>takes off clothes
>in tighty whities
>>592876486
fuckin kek
>>592883932
Oh, hey, Andy. I just noticed you were in this class. You got out of Special Ed?
>>592883984
ANDRREWGOHH NO LIAK BE HARD IN CLASS GO LEAVE NOW OR U BE IN MOAR RAPE TROBBLE
>>592884102
just noticed him?
Are you fucking helen keller?
>>592884102
YEAHS MY MOMMY FORCED SCOOOOOOOLLLL BOARD. SHE THINK I SMART. BUT IZE KNO I IZ
Andrew can I leave early?
Fuck, I know we just had lunch but I seriously need some fucking munchies.
>>592869850
Ravioli, do you have any munchies in the cupboards?
>>592884281
I'm toasted, dude.
>>592884281
WILL ME IS UH KINDA SHY AND IS QUIET, ANDRREWGOHH BE QUIET LOT TIME
>>592884380
Yeah, I gotta leave early too. Totally unrelated to her.
>>592884380
FORRRAG WAT REAZON
>>592873345
I remember that. lol
>>592884570
ANGD YHU?
>>592884633
I uh.....I have to get you a present.
Yeah.
That's it.
>>592884179
BARRICADE
>flips desk
>hides behind it
>>592884806
Oh, yeah, I forgot you were TA. We're fuckin in the bathroom, bro. If Ravioli comes back tell her I got ebola.
>>592884881
OKAI BUT FOIRST WHAT IZAH 4+4
>>592884930
Oka GOAH BUT U GET NO PASS SO IF IN TROBBLE IT ON U