attending school for later opportunities in life. . . meh
*opens door* okay class im here James the Gentleman
Alright, Class is in session!
Time to take attendance. Say your name so i can mark it down! One at a time please!
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT JESUS!
nigga imma beat yo white ass.
>pic related its me
you'll die tryin'fagget, you'll die tryin'....
MR. Principle here.
Get your little asses into the classrooms or i'll rape your little buttholes. DO YOU HEAR ME? ASSRAPE YOUR BUTTHOLES!
Good day m'ladies and gentlemen my name is Trilby McTip anyone wanna debate me on religion?
Arright boys i need someone to clean the board,please.
Jerry would you please clean the board for me hun?
I sit calmly and wonder why everyone around me is acting like a nigger bafoon or is too high to know where they are. I get my easy 105 on the test and begin to torrent some files from the school wifi. A good day in the time of niggers.
check out this nerd
bet he never gets laid. Lets laugh at him and not invite him to my party at my uncle's beach house.
>be in 6th grade
>be in math class
>dead asleep, face down
>sudden band on my table
>teacher is standing there, hand on the desk, eyes narrowed
>teacher walks away
10 years later, I still have no clue what the question was.
I hope they don't notice that I wet myself...
We all noticed . . .
you Shouldn't have eaten asparagus yesterday
Who even brought you here?
TEACHER CAN YOU CALL ANDREW'S MOM AND GET HIM TO GO HOME PLEASE
Can we kick this guy out already?
Stop being late all the time!
Every time I see this picture, I get reminded that there's a real life fucking fat person out there, tipping a fedora/trilby. Wearing that stupid black silk, button up shirt. This mother fucker actually exists! What is worse, is that this is probably for the picture book at school, whatever they're called.
Guys we're taking a photo after class if anyone wants in.
How come that boy is wearing a fancy garbage bag?!
Is that even a boy?!
Hey, if you wanna sit with the tards, get up in the front of the class.
This man gets it.
Yeah, I'm kind of a big fucking deal.
*shoots spitball at chalkboard*
>kills everyone except me
>wasn't even worth killing
Sittin in the back eating a bowl of macaroni
You know I'm rich, makin cheese, call me Ms. Ravioli
ANDRREWGL KNOW MANY BOX MAGIC SIR IZE BE WIN
*Farts in the classroom, the fart spreads like an atomic bomb in Hiroshima*
Are we tardy, Ms Ravioli? We went out to lunch and got lost on the way back.
Hey maan we'll come with. Bathroom?
Daamnn *grabs nuts and pulls up pants* Eyy yoo bretty bitch. I got two balls for you and they both got sperms in them. I know u wymenz are stupid so lemme make dat shit clear. *tightens snap back swag slayer cap* I finna fuck dat tite pussi. Wana come back to my poorly cared for 1998 ford pickup truck? I got 24s on dat bitch and its pulled high so we's can bounce while you ride my dik. Hit me up 1-800-I won't pay welfare.
you guys wanna race?
OGH YHUZ IS SMART. ANDRREWGL THINK U CAN BE EXCUSED FOR DA DAIE
yo check out my latest mix on soundclound
How did I end up here? Where did I go so wrong in life?
Guys! That weird brony thing is doing weird stuff again!
You know banging is really fun when you're high. Let's go get high and bang.
>Tfw that guy is pretending to be me and already stole this qt3.14 too.
I can't even be a swaggot alpha on the internet without normies ruining it.
Fine. Time to shoot this place up then.
The teacher was a woman.
You're a dirty liar, you tard.
whats wrong with my vagina
Anyone got some visine? I got chem after this and Hofmann's, like, the only teacher that actually cares if you're lit in class.
>when the stupid bitch won't look at the cheeto
Oh, hey, Andy. I just noticed you were in this class. You got out of Special Ed?
Fuck, I know we just had lunch but I seriously need some fucking munchies.
Ravioli, do you have any munchies in the cupboards?
I'm toasted, dude.
Yeah, I gotta leave early too. Totally unrelated to her.
I uh.....I have to get you a present.