ITT: Relationship red flags. Here, I'll start. You realize

She has fucked a nigger

She has an enema kit under her bathroom sink.

>>592335655
Shit nigger that means she's down for anal.

Red Flag- Her family is really religious.

You find her fucking another guy

>>592335998
>she's down for anal.
Yep. With anyone
>always ready

>>592335106

>she has a "just friend" online

>she says she is "bored and wishes you both could do more stuff together"

>she is a virgin

You find out that the name you've been calling her all this time is actually her middle name

her mother didn't age well

"I am not like other girls."

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Red flag: she often stares into the abyss with an empty look on her face
Protip: she dumb yo

She uses you as a punching bag.
She refuses to meet/let you meet parents.

She was dating someone else when you started fucking her.

NO DAD

>>592336513
does that mean im dumb?

>>592336563

I love those girls. They're easy to fuck and they like old guys.

>she complaines about being bored all the time
she will expect you to entertaine her, she is a boreing person in general, if you get married she will find other men to entertain her while you work your ass off to pay for shit she demands

Was ever raped

No dad

Your penis burns after banging her

Can't wait more than 10-20 minutes between texts

>>592336645
Trick question: this anon can't read the response if we answer.

she is suspicious even for the small things.

>>592335106
She has a penis

You catch her going through your locked cell phone.

She is he

>>592336187
This guy

She says things like "Get away from me" and "Who are you"

Has a penis

>>592336513
Look its the Bad Grandpa kid.

ANY mention of the following:

Femenism
Vegan
Patriarchy

Red Flag- You hate all of her friends.

>"i would never have kids"- means, i want them now
>parents dine at hooters
>tells stories about being hit as a child
>parents are divorced
>300 pictures of herself in her bathroom on her phone
>instagram/facebook are >50% herself
>more than 300 friends on IG

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>>592336553

This for sure.

Also,

>2 weeks into relationship
>"anon, do you think you could marry me?"

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>>592336915
>gril w/ no peen
das gay bro

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She only has "guy" friends.

Says she gets bored and lonely when you're away for any period of time.

Translation: Obsessive and making her whole world revolve around you so she can control every aspect of it.

She never initiates sex anymore

>>592337066
we're talking about women in ACTUAL relationships

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>>592336915
kek

>>592336563
Oh man I wonder how many of these the chick I'm with has.

No Dad
Started fucking her before she had backed out of her relationship
mom did not age well
I'm "the friend" from "online"
she was raped once
I hate all her friends

so far i wonder what else will pop up

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>>592335106
She's a single mom.

>>592337410
ummm...

Are your really that fucking retarded or are you just trolling? Op made that point in his post dumb ass.

this
>>592337413

>>592336744
hell yah homie 34y/o can confirm, banging 19 y/o slutbox

>>592336830
im staring into the abyss too much to read it

she tries to kill you with knives

>>592337743
You aren't the only one banging her.

>>592337795
I'm a relationship expert and I can confirm this

>>592335106
She blurts out she loves you and YOU DONT LOVE HER BACK.
> How I knew my first relationship was at an end.
> Broke up a few days later and told her I don't love her back and that it was unfair of me to hold her back
> She tried to get me to come over or go out with her for months until I got another GF.

>>592335106
"Can we talk"(..about our relationship?)
"We need to talk"(..about our relationship)

i hate other women 08q345-918345134859q345-123????????
wtf? move on.

>>592337743

Currently in a 20 year age gap. I fucking love teenage girls.

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>>592335106
complains and is proud of being overweight simultaneously.

>"I know I'm not a 0, but god damn am I sexy."

>>592335106
is this a trap or not? moar?

>>592335106

shes ill
she takes care of an ill person
hen pecking in a cute way, turns into demands

def agree with never date a girl thats already seeing someone or just broke up.

relationships tire me out

honestly, it can all be boiled down to just a few:

1. she doesn't seem excited about you, hanging out with you (insincere)
2. she gets angry, frustrated, sad, or extremely emotional with zero legitimate reason (i.e.; someone died)
3. she has no interests, or requires other people for entertainment (passionless)
4. she has no desire for clear relationship boundaries, and thus doesn't respect you as a person (i'll summarize that as "whore")

TL;DR - she's young.

sorry kids, you can have either the body of a teenager or the wisdom of an adult. just make your choice and adjust your little online dating profiles to match

Turns tv on while talking to you on the phone.
Addicted to drugs or alcohol.
Fat
Believes in Jesus
Doesn't like Vidya
Shopping all the time
Already has a baby
Starts conversations by complaining
Is mean to everyone.

>>592336233
What's wrong with virgins?

Also, nice dubs.

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>>592335106
I also think this would be a red flag.

>>592337950

oh god. hep us both. christ. then what right? you thought it was all good and no...... hahah..... oh shit. here we go.

>>592335106
she refers to her friends as just a friend. If they were just a friend then she would just call them a friend.

>>592337895
>implying im not a cuck

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>>592337385
>>2 weeks into relationship>"anon, do you think you could marry me?"
fuck this happens every time I have anything deeper than a Fwbs with a woman, it doesn't even make any sense to me I'm poor and have thinly covered emotional problems, I shouldn't be showing up at all on the marriage radar.

>>592335106
during the part in a movie that opens with lots of shit that will most likely be explained a little later in the film she asks "whats going on?"

>>592336231
You dense motherfucker.

>HAve condoms in your drawer
>don't use condoms with gf
not a red flag

>>592338405

You could turn a girl that nuts into a willing sex slave within a month.

>>592338101
was the ages my dude

>>592335106

> she only has male friends

oh man. this one hits home.

I learned that lesson the hard way. fuck man.

She claims to be a feminist.
She also does not swallow.

>>592338697
me too

>>592337895
That's a good one... Red Flag

>>592335106
Whats wrong with this OP?

>>592338563
>implying cucks aren't worse than fagots because at least fagots have the courage to accept that they are homosexual.

Come out of the closet already your fucking coward.

>>592338697
>tfw you know that feel
Shits weak man

>>592338697
>>592338862
Me three, bros.

>>592337354

> tons of selfies

oh yeah. spot on on that one.

I was on my second date with a girl and she was taking selfies of her self while in the passenger seat of my car. Holy shit what a vapid cunt.

>>592335106
>You realize the girl you've been dating for the past 4 weeks only has male friends.
>red flag
>being this insecure

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Need /b/ honest opinion
Gf of fifteen months will not stop going through phone. Keeps getting mad over dumb bs etc. etc.
>Solve problem with screen lock
>Gf bursts into treats cuz i'm tired of her going through my shit

Should I just dump this nosy insecure cunt and get on with my life ??
pic unrelate

You're scared to mention your other girlfriends to her.

>>592335106
She constantly sees John Redcorn whenever she had a headache.

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>>592338521
>she refers to her friends as just friends
>if they were her friend, she would call them a friend

>>592335106
Correction:
>You realize the girl you've been dating for the past 4 weeks only has male friends. Because she's a man.

>>592338392
They can't duck dick for shit.

They can't ride dick for shit.

Super boring in bed.

Starting from square 1.

>>592335106
if she says the words, "if you really care about me you'll..."

for real yo

>dated some bitch in the summer
>had the feminist fist tattooed on her foot
>was all for equal rights but liked sub and dom bedroom play.
>i brought up the fact that she was a walking contradiction every chance i got
>got dumped
>doesn't matter had sex

>>592338697
so what happened?

>>592335106

LOVES disney movies. Insists that you watch them with her.

>>592339063

She doesn't trust you, so yes.

>>592335998
>Red Flag- Her family is really religious.
Naw dude. Women that have repressed their urges and feelings for a long time are massive sluts.

>>592339063
Leave her now. Never stick your dick in crazy (and insecure)

>>592338966
Oh plz explain to me obi wan about how her fucking other people makes me a faggot.

>>592339063

100% Yes.
The instant you go through someones phone you might as well plaster, "I don't trust you." on your forehead.

Question for you: Will a relationship without trust work in the long term?

>>592338408
ok im high right now what the fuck did you just say?

>>592338405
Shit, now he has to change his name and leave the state.

>>592338697
me too...cheers

I have a list of rules about dating, all learned from experience.

- Never trust a girl who's fucked someone you don't trust.

- Never trust a girl who doesn't go by her real name.

- Never trust a ballerina

- Never trust a girl who won't make it facebook official

- Never trust a girl who uses the word casual at any point to describe your relationship

- Never trust a girl from Virginia

- Never trust a girl who prioritizes world travel

-Never trust a girl with more than 550 facebook friends

-Never trust a girl with more guy friends than girl friends

- Never trust a girl who offers anal the first sexual interaction or immediately following

And the most important:
- NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE trust a girl with a tattoo of a dagger...

doesnt eat any other meat than chicken

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>>592337556
Your insanity, believe me

>>592338249
omg bro have you dated my baby mama too?

>>592336472
Yeah, she started out pretty cool now she's kind of a cunt. It's usually the other way around isn't it?

>>592338318

> wants to talk to you on the phone and do other shit at the same time.

nope. I had this last chick I dated want me to listen to her as she just went thru her day, like call me and be shopping and shit and I could just hear her in the background

hellanope.

>>592339450
how often do you find yourself in a relationship with a ballerina? stfu faggot

>>592336187
kek

>>592339124
try it in a sentence

You: So who was that on the phone?

>> Oh that was my friend john.
>> Oh that was john, we are just friends.

You honestly cant understand the different implications here?

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>>592338697
>In a year long relationship with a girl that believes in "lying to avoid the other person being hurt" who only has male friends.
>her excuse is "do you know how hard it is to make female friends"
>haven't found any legit evidence to prove she's cheating
>have her tell me she doesn't trust me almost weekly

Awww shieeet.

>>592337477
fuckin A m8

>>592339124

I actually agree with what he's saying.

"Who's that?" or "Who are you going out with?"

Answer: "Oh it's just [guys name], it's ok we're just friends."

That's the red flag.

If she normally answers with something like: "Oh I'm going out with [guys name]." it implies less because she's not instantly defending herself by saying, "JUST friends".

Once she starts instantly defending herself from a simple question like that, it somewhat implies she knows she's guilty and trying to hide it.

>>592339063
yeah dude. I had a nosy ass bitch too. always accused me of cheating. Turns out she was the one that was cheating. Thats why she was so god damn paranoid

i dated a girl, who was vegan, ate glutein-free and she also didn't like soya.

>>592338929
she probably is accustomed to stringing guys along for attention, and probably fucks around.
there are exceptions, there are a minority of tomboyish women who genuinely connect platonically better with males do to having more male interests, but even then they usually have a female friend they do girly shit with on the side. or an actual girlfriend.

>>592337066
That's my girlfriend and she's pretty cool, but I'm also a vegan feminist so it's all good

if she is super close with her mom

>>592339383

haha. im high too. maybe tghat shy i dunno. your bein cool and gettin laid and shes not she want more an im igh... yeah so..

>>592339690
Explained like that it makes sense, but nobody is going to read the first message and understand what the fuck you meant.

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way too much time spent riding horses

>>592339062
>being this whiteknight

>>592338124
oh god

>>592339063
Yeah, probably dude. Problems like this are only going to get worse down the line. If you're already having trouble with that shit now it's just going to intensify the longer you stay with her.

>>592339137
duck dick

>>592336817
this.

She's completely oblivious to the fact that her "best friend" has a huge crush on her.

>>592339621
Several time actually. Do you doubt my wisdom? Trust me on this one. Avoid Ballerina's. All that perfectionist high maintenance bullshit they are trained to do makes them insane.

>>592339949
why is that bad? less time for you?

>>592339249
This

>>592339064
>implying /b/ has >1 girlfriend
>implying /b/ has =1 girlfriend

>>592339063

Next time you sex her hit it as hard as you can that will shut the bitch up.

she refuses to get divorced and/or change her married name

>>592335998
This means nothing. If SHE is religious, on the other hand..

My girlfriend was a virgin when I met her. She likes me because I entertain her. She has more guy friends than girl friends. Hates it when I take too long to reply. Gets emotional very easily. She has a hot body though. I think I want to marry her. I would not mind tapping datass for the rest of my life.

>>592340096
Naw son, she knows she just doesn't love you back.

>>592338318
Lol is the current girl I'm banging. Like 90% of those things.

When she carries a whistle

>>592339450
who the fuck doesn't have over 550 facebook friends now-a-days?

>>592335106
She keeps having her friend Darel hidden in our closet buttnaked whenever I show up.

>>592339980
oh this brother. this. listen. lo.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

>>592340359
>2015
>not dating a referee

I refuse to date a woman who has male friends.
Not because I think she'll cheat on me with them, but because they're going to hit on her all the time and I don't want to have to be kicking asses 24/7. I got shit to do.
Honestly the only reason you have a female friend is if you want to fuck her. Any single one of your girl friends you would fuck daily.

>>592337066
i wouldn't mind dating a vegan girl. she would probably be caring and compassionate... and healthy from all the fruit n veg eating.

long-term vegans are rarely overweight.

>>592339063
Femanon here
She cheated on you a little while ago and now she's desperately trying to find evidence that you're doing the same so that she can stop feeling guilty.

>>592339191

well basically all the male "friends" were men she was either considering dating, or had fucked in the past. This was a woman with a mind of a man. And just wanted to pit all the min against eachother. Like a bidding war at an auction.

she was just all around crazy. she was into rape-sex, which is very much a turn-off for me.

She just ended up being a crazy cunt, and then told everyone at work that I was some wierdo faggot after I stopped talking to her.

Mega game player.

just all around a weird incident. and I made the mistake of dipping the pen in company ink so it fucked my life up. Ultimately, the fact that all her friends were men should have been a massive red flag. I mean how fucking wierd is that? It'd be like a guy whose only friends are a flock of women. Something wrong there.

>>592340145

um yeah, this girl I'm seeing has forced me to watch some disney movies. Why is this red flag? Doesn't seem to be the worst thing. I watch a shitty movie like frozen then she fucks me for the next two weeks. Don't get the huge problem....

>>592337066
My girlfriend is starting to turn feminazi. I hate it and she always avoids the conversation when I start telling her what's wrong with the stupid shit she's saying. It usually goes "wow, these people are stupid" "no they're not they have a right to blah blah blah false justification" "if it really mattered they'd do logical decision rather than stupid shit they did" "I don't want to start with this, I'll just get mad" I don't think I can ever forgive my cool female friend for showing my girlfriend how to use tumblr.

>>592340102
you could easily make that connection without dating them which is why i dont believe you actually dated them. unless you have some connection to a ballerina (studio?) or are one yourself. either way you are a liar or a faggot but im just gonna kill two birds with one stone and say you are a lying faggot.

>>592340388
i dont. I keep it to important people only. Which is maybe 12 people

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>>592339863
>girlfriend

yeah, like lesbian life partner level stuff. big red flag.

What if I the booty is really really good?

Also I've been in love with her for 6 years and I had to go through a really elaborate plot to get her boyfriend fired from his job, addicted to meth, and into prison for domestic assault, in order to free her up.

So I mean I should be fine right?

>>592335106
She has never masturbated in her life. (protip most likely asexual enjoy your sexual frustration)

>fml

>>592340454
>kicking asses 24/7
y so insecurr m8

Talks about her Dad all the time.

Has a wierd relationship with her dad.

>>592339249

I wouldn't call this a red flag.
Disney has some great content and it can be fun to watch with someone.

Hates Weed. Like fucking hates it.

>>592339008
>vapid
I like that word, it sounds really harsh and serious.

>>592339786
so much this.
3 years of her bs, getting all insecure and playing the victim when you even brush the subject of something as simple as "who is texting you right now?". crying, blaming ect. should have been more obvious, but they make YOU feel like you are being the bad guy by not trusting her, when its really just your instinct trying to get the bitch out.

>>592339939
I understood. Not being an autistic nigger helps.

>>592335106
MGTOW
Men/Man Going Their Own Way.

MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be.

It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.

>>592340657
i had a gf that would masturbate herself for me. shit was fuckin cash.

When she's actually a potato with Mac and cheese on it

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>>592339450
>Never trust a ballerina
Why?

>>592339939
I'm high fuck off also thanks other guy for correction

>>592338966
Moron.

Red flags

You find out she has had fuck buddies "i didnt enjoy it and dont do it anymore" happened twice a few months before you start dating

If shes ever model'd amateur

Ever dated a non famous "musician"

Has had a "pay pig" ( someone who pays you to sexually humiliate or dom them)
Tells you if you broke up shed still try to stick out being friends if you moved on

Unfortunatly these were all from the same chick in one relationshit

Has physically abused all her ex-bfs.

Yeah, I'm scared as fuck.

>>592335106
>>592336513
>>592336513
she visits 9fag or posts traps as OP on /b/

>>592340557
damn bra, but I hope you got over it (mostly), sounds like she was legit crazy

has an unattractive laugh.
>it ruins humor and therefore good times

>>592339063

Pro-tip: Girls that don't trust, cannot be trusted. They think you would do, what they would do. Which is cheat.

Sad but true.

>>592335106

I've been in a few before.

1. She talks about marriage or kids too much in the first year.
2. She "forgets" to take the pill on occasions. My tip is to get her the coil, and maybe go on the male pill too.
3. She acts too quickly as if she's moving herself into your apartment, like taking up clothes drawers for herself without asking.
4. She starts moving your own stuff around your apartment.
5. She starts to become less and less independent, and relies on you more for money. Any two people who can't stand on their own two feet will have a rocky relationship filled with future arguments.
6. She bans your "you time" with friends and consoles.

>>592340673
They deserve it. She's not dating them for a reason.

When asking about her dad
>I'm glad he's dead

Annnnnnd that was a can of worms I wasn't about to open.

>>592339949
naw, that's a pro, its a hobby that is 95% women and builds great thigh and pelvic muscles.

>>592338101
>I love fucking teenage girls
FTFY

>>592335106
She has a penis

>>592340745
Weed is one of the best drugs there is*. How can anyone hate it unless they're willfully ignorant?

*personal opinion, faggots.

>>592339330
You want to be her. You're fucking the people she's fucking vicariously through her.

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>>592339063

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>>592335106

32 year oldfag here. I'll share a few

1) Multicolored or unnaturally colored hair. Sign of a personality disorder or extreme mental instability.
2) Has 'rebelled' against deeply religious parents or is otherwise estranged from them.
3) Majority of her friends are men. She has fucked or will fuck nearly all of them. They're waiting their turn.
3b) Other women cannot stand her but 'can't quite put their finger on why'. Especially women that you're friends with (Protip: Your buddies' girlfriends/wives are amazing litmus tests to use for potential new women)
4) Any time you point out shady behavior she goes immediately to accusing you of being 'controlling'. She's deflecting. Just outright say what you think she's doing, chances are you're right. That's why she's deflecting.
5) Any woman you can confirm has cheated before. Immediately proves she cannot ever be trusted.
5b) If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you. It's a matter of time and her convenience.
5c) Any time a woman claims she was 'raped' by one of her beta-orbiter men. She fucked him willingly. She'll do it again too if she thinks you won't find out.
6) Compulsive liars.
7) Women who can't hold a job.
8) Women that insist on going with no condom ridiculously early in the relationship (read <6 months). One of the times you try to pull out she's going to leglock you you and refuse to let you. Congratulations, you've just created an 18 year government-mandated stipend for her.
9) Women that were actually raped or molested at an early age. The amount of psychological damage this cause will never fully heal. They're complete emotional nightmares as a result.
10) The ones that say 'I love you' ridiculously early. Bitch you've known me 4 weeks and you love me?
10b) The ones that refuse to say they love you even after a year or more. You're being used. Soon as she finds someone else to fufill the purpose she's assigned to you, you're going to be out on your ass.

And that's just the big ones.

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>>592340674
My gf's dad apparently gets upset if he has a day off work and she's not available to spend the day with him.
>mfw my gf's dad's probably getting it in with my girl more than I am

>>592340868
>masturbate herself for me
wtf are you saying

>>592339063
There's clearly a fundamental problem with the way both of you view what a relationship means and that's just as much your fault as hers. I personally wouldn't give a damn if my girlfriend of over a year wanted to looks at everything aside from asking for access to my bank account, passwords, and social security number. If she wants to ask me to look through my phone I take that as a good sign. I'd rather have a girl afraid that I'm too good for her than one that doesn't give a shit. But that's just me. I see relation ships as requiring complete transparency to work. Other people have different opinions. If you don't mesh on the nature of what a relationship fundamentally is then yes, you should leave her.

>>592338588
oh god, i used to have to explain that what was hapenning was foreshadowing and that they were building up to something that was gonna happen, like it doesn't make sense yet because the thing they are referring to hasn't even happened yet. be patient give it time.

i can't remember but that probably just started another argument because i pointed out... the truth.

>>592340657
My current one never came before I came along. She literally doesn't do anything in bed except get fucked silly. Ugh.

>>592338572
that's what happens when you date chicks with low self esteem

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>>592335106
When she wants "eletro therapy"
When she hangs out with one guy, and he's just "a friend", or "like a brother".

Second one is the worst. You know she's fucking bullshiting, but she keeps saying it. I know he's not "just a friend'.

>>592341083

That too.

I've had all good relationships actually. The best one

>liked anime but kept it away from me
>was vegetarian but i didn't know about it for a while
>owned one cat and one dog
>didn't have a facebook
>didn't talk much

I still love her so much. I wonder where she went.

>>592336817
>Your penis burns after banging her
what this?

>>592337354
>"i would never have kids"- means, i want them now
My gf and I are in agreement that we never want kids.

>>592339180

> women
> logic

they just can't man. and won't. never will.

and really when you think about it, why should they? They can think however they want in whatever strange ways they want and men will still want to fuck them.

really they run shit when you think about it. We strive to meet their illogical perceptions.

>>592339949
>>592341078

It's also not the cheapest thing to get in to. Implies wealth.

>>592340976
end it now you dumb fuck its only gonna get worse

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>>592338101
>>592338101

>>592338644
are you retarded?, thats not a "redflag" thats a fuckin relaitionship ender right there bro.

>>592340976

This happened to me recently.

>bitch clocks me in face drunk, breaking $400 prescription glasses
>fuck it, we're on lease together - forgive it

>3 weeks later claws at my face, scraping glasses off durr 'open hands'
>fuck you
>50% power into fist into torso
>bitch flies 5ft back

"This is your equality. Fuck you. Next time it will be 100% power."

Hate this cunt so much. Can't wait til lease is up. Sucks I'll have to be a master carpenter to repair all the damage I've done here.... (punched a hole in about everything solid b/c typically I don't EVER hit people unless provoked)

>>592340903

See:
>>592340102

>>592337413
id prefer that over "yeah anon im just hanging out with my guy friend but hes just a friend dont worry :)"

Pageant girls

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>>592339869

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>>592340447

>>592340841
weird how it works that way. Ive never cheated on someone. If you dont want to be with someone then fucking leave. I aint keeping you here. I get around when Im single and have broken up with girls when there is another girl i really wanna fuck. Its not hard. I guess some bitches are just crazy.

>>592339926
This conversation is the biggest shit show I've ever seen

>>592341160
>6) Compulsive liars.
Hit the nail right there for me anon. Fucking hate liars. Especially when you call them out on it and they continue to try and feed you bullshit.

>>592341350

Super AIDS.

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>>592341160
>1) Multicolored or unnaturally colored hair. Sign of a personality disorder or extreme mental instability.
So you're saying this is a no?

>>592335106
She has a facebook.

>>592341053
fucking A bro. went out with a girl 3 times in my hometown before she started asking me if i was fucking girls at my college. when i said no, she said its not a big deal if i am. i realized she already had it in her head that i was and i wasnt getting through to her so i ended it right there. didnt realize until you said it anon, but she originally said she had trust issues and i brushed it off

>>592339754

Been there my friend.

>>592341197
i said masturbate herself as opposed to masturbating me. I know. Masturbation means sexual pleasure of yourself. I get it. But sometimes people are retarded. Like you.

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>>592340349
i think i just realized my first relationship of nearly 4 years i was getting cheated on left and right. well shit

>>592341472

Daddy issues are my bread and butter.

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I'm pregnant, anon

>>592341589
amen brother.

>>592341197
That she would get herself off while the dude watched, come on bro.

>>592341209
she cheated on him that's why she is looking for evidence of the same simple man.

>>592340447

I'm on a different machine so I don't have an appropriate reaction image but fuck that was good. Thanks.

>>592335106
When the girl you've been dating is part of a clique of female friends who spend a lot of their time discussing you and trying to convince her to break up with you so they can all be "single gurlzz" together

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>>592339754
yea shes cheating on you

>>592339863

Nailed it.

the "tons of guy friends" chick loves stringing men along for kicks.

>>592341618
Holy cunts, I know a girl named Angel that looks the exact same minus the hair and she's nuts as fuck.

>>592340604
Trial and error.

I dated two ballerinas by chance. How is that so unbelievable? You must be a ballerina getting so easily rustled.

I'm surprised you didn't call me out on Virginians. I approve. This must mean you're from West Virginia, the one true Virginia.

She has a tattoo. Any size, any place.

>>592341634
every girl has a fucking facebook account even the shy bookworm girl that I used to know

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>>592339150
I hate it when a girl can't duck my dick.

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>>592340388

I have like 60 max, I don't add family or people I'm not close enough that I would hang out with 1v1

>her bestfriend is a guy who was her Ex/someone that she had feelings for at one point/He had feelings for her.

>>592341160
2 is okay. Better than being religious

>>592341145
underrated post
kek

She has borderline personality disorder. Run for the fucking hills and never look back. It'll save you from being manipulated, lied to, ignored and being cheated on.

>>592336395
fucking underrated post

>>592341790
You're better off without her m8.
Get yourself a better gf with a bigger penis so the ex knows you traded up.

>>592340604
I can back up his claim. I only dated one but I met her friends and there was a common thread that wore me out after two weeks.

>>592335106
>>592338697
Fuck this is the girl I am just starting to date. She was a part of our guy friend group for a long time though so maybe it is a bit different? I t's awesome right now though because she is fucking hot, and yes albiet a little crazy in a good way, and she does all the 'manly' things I like to do, like climbing backpacking, drinking, smoking

fuckkkkkkk am I getting myself into some shit?

>>592341497
>(punched a hole in about everything solid b/c typically I don't EVER hit people unless provoked)
That's still not healthy, anon.

>>592336395
or her mother is hotter

>>592339104
underrated post

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>>592341160

OH hell I'll throw in a few more.

11) Has no father/absentee father. This woman will crave male attention and approval. How do adult women get this? By fucking as many men as they can. These are the women that end up working graveyard at the C-string stripjoint in their 40s.
12) Has two kids or more that are extremely close in age, and look absolutely nothing alike. They have separate fathers, and she fucked both of their fathers within a very short timeframe. This is a whore. You are her next mark.
13) Women who seem too good to be true. They are. She's used what you've said to her to shape herself into what you see as the ideal woman. These women are DANGEROUS. They will DESTORY you emotionally and give not one single fuck about the fallout. They'll consider it your fault. DO NOT GET INVOLVED HERE.
14) any woman that constantly brings up multiple ex-boyfriends in casual conversation. This should tell you her deep-down opinion of men. They're conversation pieces. A means to an end. That's exactly what you'll end up being.
15) Any woman that asks you for any amount of money above $50 within the first 5 months. You know what she's using you for now.
16) If she's a student when you meet her and suddenly isn't after about 6 months of dating.. you're being primed to be her retirement fund.
17) If she insists on going somewhere and when you say you'd like to come along, she actually gets mad while insisting you can't. You're interfering with her ability to wrangle a side-dick. Insist and if she still refuses, tell her to take her shit with her when she leaves.

>>592340454

This. I hang out with men because we have things in common.

I hang out with women cause i want to get inside them.

This just seems like the normal way of things. Why do some women seem to deny this is true?

She shaves her eyebrows and gets tattoo replacements.

She gets short, more manageable haircut.

She doesn't shave her legs or armpits for you, but for special occasions.

Socks as gifts.

>>592341898
ok james dean

1.She's always sick or hurt. Either she's really fucking whiny or she's poor breeding stock, either way you don't want that.

2.You always have to explain movies to her. Explaining inception is one thing. I had to explain the fucking Princess Bride to a bitch. It's a fucking kids movie dumb cunt, a 3rd grader could follow the plot...

>she has a dick

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>>592339104

>>592342220
>13) Women who seem too good to be true. They are. She's used what you've said to her to shape herself into what you see as the ideal woman. These women are DANGEROUS. They will DESTORY you emotionally and give not one single fuck about the fallout. They'll consider it your fault. DO NOT GET INVOLVED HERE.


holy,fucking, shit..... this is actually pretty close to what my ex was.... damn it.

all that love talk n shit ...why.

>her dicks smaller than yours

>>592338929
Girls who have all male friends are usually oblivious to the fact that they all just want to fuck her but don't know how to make a move. Dating a girl like that is a nightmare, because all of her friends see you as a rival and all they do is put you down and talk shit about you when your not there.

Or worse, she knows they all want to fuck her and she gets a kick out of being desired by so many men and she uses their attention to compensate for the fact that her father left when she was five.

>>592339450
welllllllll seems like you are projecting arent cha son?

Good advice so far.

If she cries first time or regularly during or after sex. Had 2 gfs like this, both crazy. The one was hot as fuck though so you know...held on to her a little longer than I should have

>>592335106
When you tell her "you got what I need" but she says he's just a friend

>>592339319

>Never stick your dick in crazy (and insecure)

yeah, good luck with that, it's amazing how many women out there are severly damaged

>>592342554
Biz dat you?

>>592340648
>>592339542
shit meant to link

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>>592339966
>not knowing what the fuck white knighting is
>getting double dubs

>>592341160
>8) Women that insist on going with no condom ridiculously early in the relationship (read <6 months)
This doesn't always have anything to do with:
>Congratulations, you've just created an 18 year government-mandated stipend for her.
Mostly it means theyre on the pill and want to have sex without a condom.

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>>592342085
>a little crazy in a good way
you can stick your dick in her but don't do anything serious.

>>592337743
>>592338101

How'd you guys meet these sluts? 28yo, looking for a youngin'.

>>592342110

I don't like to hurt anything. Objects can't feel pain.

>was brought up by old school parents where 'beating' meant 'fixing'

All I ever feel is hate, resentment, regret, and pain. Job is pure stress, no friends b/c of long-term bitchcunt, the only thing keeping me alive is my prodigy of a child.

>bitchcunt 'fiance/gf' thinks we're still going strong
>fuck you cunt, installed packet sniffers on network 4 months ago I know everything
>she will never, ever, ever win a custody battle

I play for keeps.

>>592340557
>she was into rape-sex
Almost all girls are, most just won't tell you unless they feel 100% sure you aren't going to judge them for it.

>>592342235
>She gets short, more manageable haircut.
What's the problem with that?

>>592342511
mx ex had a best male guy friend.

always told me he was "only a friend" and " nothing will happen".

yeah fuck me, after 2 years of relationship she breaks up under blameshifting and stupid reasons and gets together with him. wow....just fuckin wow..

she was beautiful, the right mixture of humor, looks,character...and then fucks me over like that

>>592341006

thanks im good.

i think ultimatelley people know she is a cunt. plus i fucked a bunch of girls right after.

whatev. that's life.

>You realize the girl you've been dating for the past 4 weeks only has male friends.

Implying that a girl can't be anything other than straight when dating your swampass

Implying that by having all male friends means she's a slut

Implying that if she had all female friends she could be just as slutty if bi

fucking christ niggertits

>>592342229
They think they're actually interesting. I guess you can have a good time with them, but it will never be beyond a real flirty time.
Like, you can't wait to go bowling with your friend. You'll joke and drink and it's good. If you went bowling with her, you'd constantly think about not fucking up because you still want to get your dick in her. It's just not as comfortable, even if you don't like her.

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>>592342766
Pic related

>>592339450
/b/ro i'm feeling the hardship of a GF who keeps begging to travel. To be honest i'm piss poor and a student and it just is not feasible currently. But she goes on like it is her destiny or that her current life is fulfilling. Although she unintentionally is shitting on the relationship the implications are sufficient for me to prepare for the incoming breakup.

Also life experience, if she is catholic and wishes to argue with you about the moral nature of sex related topics, it is not worth it.