Dark souls thread #2 Keep me coming skrubs

>>592076690
FUCK YOU HAVEL

>>592076690
69 get

DIE ALREADY

>>592076690
IM SO FUCKING MAD I CANT FAST ROLL WITHOUT YOUR RING!

fast roll backstab

Any tips for a str build? Just got my ultra greatsword to +4, seem pretty fukken strong.

God help us all

But but but....
I can't stop the rock.

Strike with broken longsword

OI. FUCK OFF HAVEL. ILL REK UR NAN

while were here, thoughts on this build? http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=303388934697263446

punch

>>592076977
tip: kill shit

PLEASE GIVE ME UR RING

>>592077000
checkd

>>592076690
>20 min fist fight

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rock is kill

last attempt before I go farm souls

>>592076690
Parry
69 get

GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN RING HAVEL
69 DEMANDED

prepare to die, havel

>>592077194
rrreroll

Yall can't handle my 69.

kick

I squeeze out a humanity for the team

BACKSTABBU

aww shit dub class trips

shhhh baby it'll all be over soon

drink estus

Pep Guardiola, I choose you!

Op taking a 10 min break

desu

>>592077222
No 69 but nice trips

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rip

Parry roll parry

>>592076690
Dmitri Shostakovich - Symphony No. 5 Movement 4 Allegro non troppo

Hey Havel. 69 me? You fucking faggot.

>>592076690
69 is cumming

moyeseh

HABUL DED

>>592076690
YOU CANNOT WIN AGAINST THE POWER OF MY +5 CHAOS ZWIEHANDER!

>>592076977

i have 2 ultra greatswords at +10

stab

k he ded. go

Drake Sword help

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He was a great man

>>592076690
backstab

If 69, Giga Nigga is revive.

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I don't wanna kill the rock.

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>>592076690

>>592077535
I am liking this, only started listening to Shostakovich recently.

also 69 get

Die Rock Die!

>>592076690
fgts

I dont even want your ring faggot

Fuck havel

rekt

I have been turned into a pancake by havel

"2spooky4me"

>>592076690
sunlight spear

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almost out of estus
c'mon

>>592077796
so many 96, no 69

always hated havel's fat ass

boom. Killed him in one hit.

>>592077789
Did you listen to the 2nd movemnt of his 2nd symphony?

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castro calls 69
nobody disobeys commie gov

i throw a firebomb

why can't we just skip him. it's not like he's a boss or anything ;_;

if i roll 69 i wont fap this week

More like Havel the Cock

now he ded

i throw a knife

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!!!!DO NOT USE UNTIL YOU HAVE BEATEN HAVEL FAGGOTS!!!! I have 2 take break

>>592078073
uff

I CAN DRINK ESTUS ANY FASTER!

I throw my dagger

I roll into him

>>592078065
shortcut to the shrine of solaire anon

lol wat's drk sols praise teh sun xD

>>592078003
nope, good I presume?
also 69 is here

i eat a green herb

>>592078170
Oh goddammit

>>592078139
I WILL DEFEAT HAVEL FIRST YOU VAGINA DEMON!

>>592078139
So this comes into effect after Havel?

>>592078139
>2015
>still considering the gaping dragon a boss

Duping souls 300 times then tries again

summoning phantom

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Summon solaire against havel with tween vagoo!!!

>kill

>>592078237
gotta mutherfuckin praise the sun

>>592076955
>>592076977
>>592077000
>consecutive gets
>fuck your 69, he's deader than shit

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bkgs backstab

DIE HAVEL

i unequipped all of my items

>>592076977
Max that fucker out, put some points in faith and pick up SLB later so you can melt faces, and also in endurance so you can light roll with med-heavy armor if you have Havel's Ring + RoF&P equipped later on

Also get mask of the child + glass crest shield for ultimate tryhard guido rapist build

Ult. Greatsword builds were the most fun PvE builds in both DkS and DkSII, fucking loved that shit

Also, nice digits

I love me some sexy times. 69 GetS!

>>592078065
Because holy shit
>dat ring drop
>dat armor drop
>dat satisfaction

He has to die. And that's why I just got 69

>>592078301
I meant his 10th symphony
i posted in the last thread

>I let him go freely, on my way to minotaur

Havel gettin fucked rite here

Me and havel share drinks

I roll at thee

69 get

havel and I sit at a bonfire

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>>592078383

OffbyOne.jpeg

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Roll it over

>rolls 69
>gets countered

havel is kill

Giants, Giants, Giants, what are you a casul?

ROLLING TO WIN!

havel and I discuss items

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Your all scrubs.

Solaire lend me ypur power1

Havel The nigger

RIP Havel.

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>>592078465
nigga what armor drop...
you get his armor in londo you pleb

>>592076690
69 get. I do love my Dragon Age games.

Havel and I share an estus.

Psh,Havel is as kill as possible. Check em.

and here we go

>>592076690
yay

u all casul

>>592078487
Yeah I listened to it, very good. Listening to his 5th now which you also posted.

i parry him

i shield bash havel

FUCK DIE ALREADY NIGGA I WANT THAT RING

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You can't stop the rock faggots!

>>592078868
so fucking close

>>592078868
o

i summon the power of daesu anons

>>592078868
no

nigger

git 69, on to 22

Hornet ring rtsr power within dragon form buff channeler trident crystal dga parry

Rekt

havel kills me

DESUDESUDESU

>>592078868

offbyone.jpg

Ded

dex build is where it's at.

>come at me

Havel is keel now

Man, fuck Frigid Outskirts. Hate that place.

If I roll 69 all you filthy unbelievers must accept Allah as the one true God and Mohammad as his prophet.

havel and I eat a pizza

>>592078868
The 4th Movement is the best, but the whole 5th symphony is good. WHERE IS THE 69!!!

only hermit crab dick can do the dew

i rape 9 year olds

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Fuck it, I share a drink and go home.

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giń ty kurwo

havel spreads my asscheeks

time for interracial 69

that's it, Havel is kill

its a fap
>>592079182

giant dad has invaded

>>592079122
fuck off you towel head

Havel es un niño rojo.

Fuck Havel, I give up
>this post doesn't count

i talk with havel

Havel, I'm going to kill and rape your whole fucking family, you fucking cunt.
I will shove a fork down your urethra and slice your fucking balls in half, you goddamn niggerfaggot.

stunlocks with ceastus and stone ring

>>592079087
>Dex build
What? Do you like to suck dicks m8

desudesudesu

1/100

I converse with hVEL

Hehe I am a 10 year old boy, any other young guys here? I am having l33t laughs.

I don't want Havel to die. He's actually a very pleasant fellow once you get to know him.

qpirgbf[iu

equipping fap ring
mask of mother
hornet ring
rapier +15 at 69/69 str/dex
come at me

Bait attack, circle behind, backstab.

69 get

>>592076690
havel its easy.

i dont even need havels ring when i have the FAP ring

i git 69

Fuck you havel the rock. I'm not even going to use capital letters to your shitty name, you motherfucker.

pulls out dick

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Havel is kill

we're all gonna make it

fac oiff

>>592077772
damn, so close

Why can't we stop the rock?

black knight sword or die faggots

i fucking run fap ring and havel's ring and wear the full havel armor set

>yffw i can fucking roll in that shit

murakumo is hard to parry
also 69 = steve jobs lives

>>592079584

HABUL DED

havel the cock raping b

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gotta go
will take havel with me..

>>592079683

Pewpew. Magic. Havel dunt like magic!

>>592079567
I swing once more before rage quitting

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havel kill

69 get

Havel sucked my dick, but my semen is the blight. Havel was my Fair Lady, sucked the poison right out of me. And so by the power of 69, Havel is kill.

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>tfw no cursebite ring

I kill him naked

Backstab that giant cock wielder.

>>592076690
Die

69 get

kill

hey Havel,

If I can start a NG file right now and kill you before this thread does then FUCK YOU

stop the rock

captcha: secreted apubmis

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ill havel nother

>>592079867
reroll

Shostakovich get

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wer dat 69 @

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Fucking rocksuck stonebeard fagsediment

FINAL EFFORT

Rekt

m'lady

>>592079962

REROLLAN IN LORDRAN

>>592080024
you called

havel's armor fucking [spoiler]rocks[/spoiler]

kill him

>>592080024
um...ok?

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Hai guysss, luk at me here wif ma fit bitta stuv inntit

Git gud

>>592079902
fucking kek, that whole post is gold

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fuck one last dagger

isaac newton

>>592080170
so damn close, back to leningrad

fuk habl

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here we go

Die you now you bitch!

>>592080034
full body shot is insta

if I have to walk down this fucking staircase one more time.

die bitch

OH CHOSEN UNDEAD

>>592080271
Damnit AGAIN!!! Shostakovich, ur family will get sent to gulags!

rip

Katy Perry yo' ass

Op is back and is laughing

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habl est mort

ded

>>592080372
fucking Shostakovich

die pls

can't stop the rock

captcha: are Analpre

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>>592076690

yo

>>592080372
CLOSE AGAIN SHOSTA

#havel the reked

Roll for rolling.

RAWL

WVwefWAECS wvde

cmon solaire, i need ur help. lets praise the sun together <3

>>592080444
nice trips

>>592080472
AGAIN FUCK

OMG FUCKING NOOBS 69 IS DISABLED

captcha : neweb

reroll

check emmm

>>592080572
kek

>>592080572
STAHP GETTING 72 SHOSTA

RAWLING

>>592080472
>>592080572

lol you have terribly unfortunate timing today, anon

2 shostakovich posts in a row ended in 72
I call upon mussorgsky to end in 69

>>592080669

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>>592080472
>>592080572
>TFW YOU 72'D MUH 72

die

>>592080534
It's time for some JOLY COOPERATION!

die die die

havel is kill

>>592080659
ok, here we go, for mother russia

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>>592080604
You are really that mad huh

>>592080668

close

RAWLS

>>592080668

FOR GREAT JUSTICE! !!

>>592080869

>>592080769
winrar

>>592080769
yessssssssssss

>>592080769

checked

>>592080769
>>592080770
>>592080771
our timing was flawless anons

>>592080769
ayy lmao

>>592080769
I DID IT
SHOSTAKOVICH

>>592080769
WINRAR

>>592080769
It's about damn time

>>592080769
winrar

>>592080769
fucking finally

>>592080769
He is kill

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>>592080769
RUsssiaaAAAAAAAAA

>>592080769
WINRAR

>>592080769
based shostakovich had mercy upon us

Just go down

>>592080769
now its 22
>>592078139

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>>592080769
HAVEL IS KILL
NOW THIS
>>592078139

>>592080769

well, apparently we have mother russia to thank for our new shiny ring...

NOW ONTO 22 FOR THE GAPING DRAGON!

>>592078139
rolling

Shostakovich, can you get a 22?

>>592077117
boring

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22 get

RAWL 2

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>>592080604
>dubs allowed
>69 is disabled
wot

>>592081040

22 for gaping vago

>>592081040
shut up faggot

>>592081125
Shosta is on to something here...

>>592081125
Shostakovich can get anything he wants. He fucking played for Stalin.