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Lia thread? Lia thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lia thread?

Lia thread.
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yes pls, post more
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>>591317094

Well then, post some Lia you fucking faggot...
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lurking
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MOAR
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yes pls more bump bamp
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>>591317581

why the fuck did you post a thumbnail? for fuck sakes, anon!
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bumping for 18 year old Lia like in this dudes pic>>591317441
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Fuck, I hate my life. Why are women so fucking hot. Jesus Christ, I wish I was dead.
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>>591318071
get rich n get a bitch
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>>591318217

How do you get rich when you can't even afford to get a car to find a minimum wage job to pay a hooker for incest fantasy on your bday? fuckme.
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>>591318071

go get one then, jesus christ.
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>>591317094
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>>591318537

Like it was just that easy. I'm 28 mother fucker my life is over.
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10/10 would fornicate with.
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>>591318071

god i fucking know dude. like these 2 pictures. FUCK ME >>591317952 >>591318537
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>>591318880

there's some hot and crazy girls out there who will fuck anyone! you don't even know bro.
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Should I make a Lia vola? I have 80+ pics
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>>591318457
there's buses, trains, taxis, bicycles.
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>>591319308
You'd be a mad man if you didn't.
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not lia fag, fuck off
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>>591319199

not same guy.

but you are implying that the bitch in your pic is

>hot and crazy and will fuck anyone?

shes like 6/10 at best
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>>591319308
Yes.
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>>591319377

Not where I live there isn't buses and trains, and I sure as hell can't afford taxis. I don't own or know how to operate a bicycle. I'm fucked.
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>>591319308

i'm not sure what that is. so please do
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>>591319491

I'd be lucky as hell to get a girl as hot as here. Girl like Lia isn't even in my world besides pictures. My friends have fat little nerd gfs and I am still jealous.
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>>591318880

>I'm 28
>my life is over

you're an idiot
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Lia vola pls
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>>591319308
>>591319452
>>591319496
>>591319623
>>591319763
RkIObt - uploading now. I'm Rick :)
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>>591318880

I know that feel. and the thing is with me. I don't care about getting laid with any girl.

I want a girl like ITT. and how often do regular guys get ass like that? fucking never, thats when
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>>591318537

She has an incredible body.
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>>591319972

Unless they're 6'6 and have a 12 inch dick.
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>>591319725

that's enough. Stop acting like Brandon. you won't get a girl with your attitude, it's all in your fucking head.
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>>591319739

You can't know my pain.
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>>591319565
well some can go to you. or meet you in a public place, restroom, somewhere that's walking distance but not your home.
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>>591320135

uuuunnnfffff...
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>>591320131

I might as well be Brandon- except he's not fat like me.
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>>591319952
Room not found?
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>>591320145

Fuck your "pain". If you're saying your life is somehow over because you're 28, you're a moron.
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>>591320267
try again. RkIObt
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>>591320135
damn lia is so hot
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>>591320189

Girls only want a man who's tall, hung, has money. I have nothing. I live with my mother who is sick, and I can't leave her- once she's gone I'll be all alone.
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fuck guys more pls
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I fucking hate women.

I fucking hate them so much.
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>>591320425

It's lonely out there. Take this...
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>>591320459
I uploaded 80+ pics in vola. RkIObt
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>>591320425

Holy shit anon. How the fuck would you know what women want if you've never had one? It's all in your head.
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>>591320071

exactly its bs. So why should i even bother getting laid if its not going to be with someone like Lia?

I've done stuff with girls i wasn't really attracted to and it sucked. So whats the fucking point of sex if I can't get the girls im attracted to? I'm pretty sure /b/ has ruined me because I see so many fucking gorgeous girls on this board that I don't find other women attractive unless they have the same characteristics
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>>591320425
so fuck a prostitute. they just want money.
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>>591320854

I did have a gf when I was a prettyboy shota, and as soon as I turned 18 she dumped me for a britfag with more money.

Women only care about what they can use you for, or what bragging rights bagging you will bring.
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>>591320425

thats not really true.

I'm 23, my car is paid off, I make decent money, and I have over $120,000 saved up in my bank. And I haven't been laid in 3 years. And it wasn't even fun. it was some stupid cunt whos not even attractive
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>>591320869

I would, I wish I could. I found one on CL willing to even do my mom/son fantasy, but she wants 200 bones and I'm lucky to get 10$ for a pizza lunch.
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>>591321126
What are, a master admin or something? Maybe the katana is scaring them away?
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>>591321214

How should I go about asking my mom for birthday money to get a hooker? Not sure this would go over well.
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>>591321415
Ahaha, this is so fucking sad. Never change, /b/
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>>591321553

I'm not joking, that's the saddest part. I thought about trying to save up my lunch money, but I don't think it would be enough.
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>>591321322

no, I'm held a job since i was 15 years old and ive been saving the fuck out of my money. I work fulltime now making about $54,000 as a contractor for the gov. I've just been able to save.

I'm 5ft 10 and 150lbs.. so pretty skinny which i am trying to work on, but its very difficult and unmotivating trying to gain weight . And no, i dont do swords. although I do collect guns.
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>>591321717
How old are you?
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>>591321796

28, like I said earlier, but no fucking IDs so how would you even know that was me. Fuck.
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>>591321415
tell her you would rather get the money instead of a gift.
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>>591320425

>tall, hung, and has money
These are things that a lot of women like, but there are definitely ways around them.
If you're short or broke, go after liberal chicks and art whores. They tend to care less about material wealth and what are considered classical good looks.

The idea that women want a guy with a big dick is something of a myth. Girls are visually turned on by a big dick, and up until about 19 or 20 they think thats what they want, but once they experience a few, that preference tends to lose importance to them.
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>>591321717

you crack me up mate.
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>>591321415

dude, anon. Please don't waste your time on a nasty cracked out hooker. seriously.

Don't listen to what assholes say about sex. Pussy isn't Pussy. If you are going to have sex, do it with a girl you actually WANT to have sex with. sex with someone you dont give a fuck about really sucks.
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>>591321887
Time to make some money yourself, champ
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>>591321890

My mom is just as poor as I am. She doesn't have 200$ to just fork over. I thought about trying to whore myself to pay for my whore; but the way I look I'd probably have to suck like 20 old dudes for 10 bucks each.
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i really dislike threads like this. and i love me some lia. she's pretty close to perfect. my problem is this. the fappening conditioned me to believe that no celebrity's nudes are safe. they are all accessible. and yet we don't have lia's. this bothers me. it makes all the other pictures here, as amazing as they are, nothing more than appetizers. i want the main course and none of us have it.

man these threads bum me out.
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POST MOAR LIA PICTURES DAMMIT
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>>591322112

do it!
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>>591322112
fuck your mom. post pics or livestream it for /b/.
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>>591322181

I don't want Lia nudes. Sole reason, shes fucking perfect. I don't want her to be ruined to slutness.
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>>591322181
> implying there are no celebrity nudes outside the fappening
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>>591322330

THATS NOT FUCKING LIA
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>>591322370
I would ruin her for you, anon
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>>591322370

A girl having private nude pics doesnt make her a slut.
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>>591320369
Still nothing I am a noob when it comes to Vola, so
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>>591322351

I'm not interested in g-milfs, my mom is like 60+. Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Of note, I did try to fuck her when I was younger. It didn't turn out favorably, I got lucked up. I'm glad she didn't institutionalize me.
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>>591322424
you're right that's an attractive girl
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>>591322509

ugh, don't get me wrong. i would LOVE to see her 18 year old pussy....
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>>591322615
Holly shit dude, this is all bad
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>>591322612


Never mind, i got it.
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>>591322634

Yeah, no more no less.

Lia is a goddess.

I wish I was a real man who could get real pussy...
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>>591320135
Hnnnfg
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>>591322388
i know there are nudes outside the fappening man. but the fappening was like the public collectively saying that we didn't care even a little bit if they wanted their private lives to be private. the fappening exposed the dirty side of jlaw that none of us knew was there. there have been leaked nudes before and since, but none as unexpected and indifferent to reason as the flood of pics from the fappening.
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>>591322727

Yeah, my life is a train wreck. I'm almost 30 y/o neet lolicon bronie living in moms basement. Our roof is caving in, house is slanted and we're 2 years behind on taxes since we both live on SSDI.

Have a good laugh mate.
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>>591322751
maybe your first step to being a "real man" is stop being a fucking fag and also go outside and realize that Lia is actually bottom of the barrel average looking. At least everywhere I've lived
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>>591322877
Well, let's wait for the next one
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>>591322615
everything you wrote in this thread sounds legit.
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>>591322955

I'm glad I don't live where you live, friend. Already feels like I'm drowning in hauties just at the local walmart, it sucks. I hate it. I hate women. I hate life, wish I was asexual or gay.
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god dammit, All I want to do is spoil a girl for a week and fly one down with me to St Maarten in the Caribbean. Why is that so fucking hard?
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>>591322937
I'm high and I can't laugh at this, dude. I'm just saying its fucked
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>>591319972

then become a better guy? its just in your mind lad.

when i was 16 i thought like you lad. but instead of giving up, i just got out and started partying and talking to girls. works best if you know people she knows. and yes, you will get turned down OFTEN. and im not talking about 10 or twenty times, more 200 times. but then you get the good chicks.

1 in 10 of the normal girls probably like you without training. you can start from there talking to them and learn how the cunts think. then go to hotter ones. then even hotter ones. and then even girls like lia.

if i wouldnt have made this progress myself, i wouldnt have catched the girlfriend on first sight i have nowadays. just see it like an rpg where every girl is a monster you get xp for. level up. get the endboss.

and stop being whiny.
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>>591323282
britbong detected
Oyy lmao
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>>591323230

I wish I was high. I smoked some old rees earlier ( previously burnt with vaporizer, we call em re'es ) and it just gave me a headache. I'm all out of resin, and soon to be out of rees too.
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>>591323441

i'm actually german but learned english in ireland.
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>>591323282

I don't like partying. and the thing is. Aren't you suppose to find a girlfriend with similar interests?

I work 55 hours a week. and when i'm off I usually just go to the rifle/pistol range. or watch Netflix.
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>>591323570
kek at the picture
>>591323476
weed is not "the answer" but might loosen you up a bit, kill some anxiety
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>>591323662


hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
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>>591323760
dat mouth doe
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>>591323746

Weed and food are the only things I enjoy in my life, and I haven't got either at present.

Even fapping has become just a chore.
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>>591321415
get a fucking job you moran
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RkIObt
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>>591323954

Easier said than done at 28 with literally nothing to put on a resume. Every time I've tried I've never gotten so much as a phone call; much less an interview or a job.

Great advise though, totally valid and hasn't been suggest over 9000 times.
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this is the most autist filled thread ive seen on here in awhile. especially for the subject matter.
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>>591324122
Nice dubs. Wat do with this part of link.
>inb4 newfag
>inb4 lurk more I've lurked enough motherfucker help a /b/ro out
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>>591323699

you will find time if you want it. and attraction isnt a choice. we match perfectly but i wouldnt have got her with the personality i had before my reflection. you dont need to party also, just met girls at pistol range. do some sport activity and get to know girls there. enjoy yourself and learn to smalltalk thats all.

you really dont want to do you? decide for yourself: do something and be happy, or do nothing and be happy because you decided so.
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>>591324421

You haven't seen any of my threads, friend.

I am the most autistic.
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>>591324514
lurk moar
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>>591324258
this is not a snub at you, a serious question from someone who has been in your position, do you try to do things to better yourself or do you just complain about how bad they are but do nothing to change them?
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>>591324122
>not motherless
The fuck is this?
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>>591324581
i mean i dont mind autist filled threads. you kind of expect them to be plentiful on here. but clicking on this thread is not what i expecting at all though i gotta say.
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>>591320854
the eye looks little weird
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>>591324724

this. i sense he is just complaining while having no ambition.
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>>591324724

Every time I have nothing has gotten any better. I lost like 60 pounds, chicks still treat me like a leper. I spent years looking for a job, doing voc rehab, still unemployed. I try writing, drawing, learning a musical instrument- unfortunately I am total shit and not good at ANYTHING.
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>>591324840
>>591324840
vola
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Stop being faggots and post more Lia
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>>591324998

So what the fuck am I supposed to do? Sign up for community college and get my mickey mouse degree? Lord knows that's gonna take me places in life. Not that I could even get passing grades in the first place.
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>>591325118
This
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>>591317094
She looks like Kate Upton
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contributing
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>>591325221
wow arent you a cynic little shit? you deserve where you are in life and its not about circumstances. believe me i got it a lot worse than you. im leaving now because i neither want to go in a pissing contest, nor talk with a soulless looser i wanted to help, but rather stays cynic and defensive. gonna fuck my 10 now and think about you so i feel better.
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>>591325090
try volunteering in your community. it was a major step for me. i was a little younger than you (23) when i had enough and said i know i can be better. i started volunteering at various things from homeless shelters to book reads for the blind. i met amazing people that were also doing so, and also amazing people that i was helping, and it gave me a sense of accomplishment that helped greatly. i was able to land a job after awhile though one of the services i worked at and at the job i met my gf of 5 years now who was my first ever. it can get better. keep trying different things. something will stick anon. best of luck to you.
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Vola not found doesn't work for me
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>>591325730
i also meant to say dont make getting a girl your number 1 priority. get your shit straight first then worry about that.
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>>591324530

Ive never seen single girls at the range. If there are any females to begin with (which is rare) they are married or at least with a guy
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>>591325727
> gonna fuck my 10 now
> implying
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>>591325727

Yeah, right. Have fun with that.
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>>591326073

I fucking hate my life.
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>>591323699

wait you are a pistol packing brony? ive heard everything now. goodluck to you fine sir.
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Moar!!! Of lia without the legs and feet cropped out you imbeciles!!!
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>>591326288
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>>591326382

I am not the same guy you "connected" me with.

Yes i shoot guns. NO i dont do that pony/brony bullshit
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GOD SHES SO FUCKING SEXY OMG
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>>591326598
my bad dude kinda stoned after a 16 hour shift. i cant believe im saying this but i think i got used to id tags lol
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>>591326598

Yeah, this guy has a job, a gun, a real life. If I owned a firearm at least an hero would be a fucking option.
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>>591326411
>>591326796
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>>591326319
Whoa whoa she vapes?
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>>591326226
first time clicking on a Lia thread in a couple years she got a pretty sweet rack now it seems. not huge or anything but definitely on the bigger side.
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>>591326796
>>591326411
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>>591326941

I mean, working 55 hours a week and pretty much sleeping and watching Netflix by myself on my days off isn't really a "life"

im convinced I'm going to put a bullet in my brain before i turn 40
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>>591327433

those legs
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>>591323760
>>591325118
>>591326319
>>591318537
>>591320135

Is there anybody else in this thread who would intentionally get her pregnant if you had the opportunity to fuck her? I just don't think I could pass up the opportunity to have a kid by her.
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>>591327548
i would fuck the beauty out of her
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>>591327548

She's definitely a perfect 10/10. But children scare me. I could never have one. I would literally have to kill myself if i ever got anyone pregnant.
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>>591319308
I probbaly have 100 Lia pics too...
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>>591327443

You work, so people will at least treat you like a person. The fact you have a real hobby is also a favorable quality. Marksmanship is considered very manly.
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can i fap to her without feeling guilty yet
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>>591327548
If I don't have to take responsability, sure, I'd shoot my sauce all the way up.
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>>591318880
Dude, I'm having more sex at 32 than I had in the first 25 years of life combined. Cute girls too, grow the fuck up and decide to do something about it.

Start by talking to women, if you crash and burn, learn from it and adjust.
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can crybaby stop posting I'm trying to look at lia
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>>591327756

So long as it's a picture of her in her natural legal state as an 18 y/o adult
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>>591327685

Dont get me wrong, no interest in having a child either. But she's just like physically perfect in such an unconventional way, I dont think I could pass up the guttural satisfaction of knocking up a girl that perfect.
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>>591327967

If my posts are so engrossing you can't focus on the pretty girl, that's your problem.
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>>591327719

I guess I don't have much room to bitch by that logic. but even still. to ME at least. Having a Life is having a job you truly enjoy. And actually having time to do your hobbies.

And i dislike my job, and never have time for my hobbies.

when i shoot myself in like 10 years. If /b/ is still around. I'll actually deliver cash via Paypal to people who role #30
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>>591327854

And say what to them, exactly? Wanna play magic? Say, do you like mlp? *Tips fedora* M'lady? I don't think that's gonna work.
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>>591327990

yea i see what you mean. she literally is physically perfect
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>>591322002
>If you are going to have sex, do it with a girl you actually WANT to have sex with.
And don't worry that much if she disagrees.
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>>591328298

Don't shoot yourself, faggot. Put all that training to use and shoot some bitches. Try to beat the high score and become the ultimate gentlemen sniper.
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>>591328310
Obviously you know what not to do if you can say that you fuckwheat
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>>591327979
not anymooooore
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>>591328732

Point is, I have literally 0 basis to communicate with any female. I want to fuck them, that is all. I don't give two flying fucks about any mainstream reality mtv political feminist zionist pc garbage.
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>>591328310

Omg...that ass/legs/face/skin/hips/profile/reproductive potential...
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>>591328897

christ
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>>591328945

Yessir. Makes a man want to eat a bullet.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN HER SO BAD THIS ISNT FAIR
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>>591328897
Have you seen american psycho?
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>>591328159
damn those titties came in nice. what size you think they are?
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>>591329191

Yeah, dubs guy. I know. Put the cat in the vending machine, etc. Why?
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>>591329318

Probably like a D or something.
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>>591329163

I quit, im done with sex. fuck it. It could never be as good as having sex with Lia. so just fuck it
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>>591328897
well not only are you a beta brony you have the mindset of a pol faggot. yeah, you might as well give up man.
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>>591329512

Thanks for the breaking news there, Wolf Blitzer.
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Too bad she's just acting like a whore these days

Pretty surprised she is not even a nigger lover, she has everything of a nigger lover
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>>591329448
>>591329318

How tall is she?
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holy shit i came in here to fap and the amount of autism in the thread just killed my boner.
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>>591329749

Give it time. There is no hope for the white race.

>>591329804

I think she's like 5'5 or so.
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>>591329804
google'd it so who knows how accurate but it says 5'6. from pics id say that looks about right.
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>>591329612

haha that was really clever what you did there, with the newscaster guys name. its funny because they guy you responded to was imparting information to you, kinda like breaking the news. hes probably not a newscaster though but he might be, you never know.
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>>591329878
>>591329999

She's a 34C.
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>>591329342
He puts on a "mask" of a normal human everyday to function in the world. All you need to do is go into each "relationship" with a woman with the mask mindset. It's all a bullshit fa├žade you demonstrate to get what you want.

tldr: fucking fake it for your benefit.
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>>591330005
Marry me.
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>>591330099
nice double dubs are you a wizard?
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>>591330099
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Bump for pics
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>>591330154

Dude, I don't even get to be in the friendzone with women. I literally have no communication with females besides my mother.
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>>591330410
Go to a bar, go to Starbucks, go to whateverthefuckyouwant and play the role
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>>591330186

I think you mean triple dubs.
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>>591330410

same here, I don't have any female friends.
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>>591330410

Look at that fucking hair. LOOK AT IT.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
UNFFF
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>>591330525
whoa yeah wizard for sure
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>>591330509

A role that is not autistic manlet? I wish.

You see, that's the problem with autism- it has no offswitch.
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>>591330410
ever think of becoming a trap? i dont know seems like it couldnt be any worse than your current situation.
>>
REQUESTING RACHEL OR JEANNIE
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>>591330742

When I was young and pretty, I was a fucking trap and I got pussy. Now I'm old and hairy, so that's not exactly a fucking option.
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>>591330099
damn triple dubs
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but like.. this though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hRGzAm_hpY

omfg
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>>591330668

basically, that anon is saying for people like me and you. We have to play the "game". because all finding girls is a fucking stupid game. literally thats what it is. its bullshit.

If you want to catch a Pikachu, you have to go to Viridian Forest and hang out in the grass until you find one.

i assume its the same logic as going to a Bar, or Starbucks and hanging out until a single hot chick is avalible.

but whats the chances of that?

like finding a missing gnome on Route 20?
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>>591330880
how does someone have a life this messed up? going off you aren't trolling.. incest or something? idk.
>>
>>591330888
>>591330099
>>591329999

Trips, responding to triple dubs, responding to quads.
What the actual fuck is going on here?
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>>591330099
> can't tell if dubs or trips
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>>591331166

I was raised by a single mother; and I started smoking cannabis at age 12. Deadly combo.
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>>591331012
t-they, they definitely know what they are doing.
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>>591331092

You forgot to include the second "is" in your third sentence.
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>>591331166
>>591331277

>more dubs
Is this fucking real life?
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>>591331238
first time ive ever got quads. never even got trips. dubs a few times. is it sad that it made my night?
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>>591331353

fuck it. i'm drunk
>>
She'll fade into obscurity wont she?
In a year or so no one except us will remember Lia or care about what she's doing.

Her "fame" will just disappear or you guys think she'll be famous somehow?
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>>591331533
Nice dubs
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>>591331533

I can't even get dubs.

I'm even more of a loser than all of 4chan, fuck.
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>>591331677
>I cant even get dubs
>77
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>>591331677
Noice.
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>>591331677

>i cant even get dubs

lolol
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>>591331931

it's like some sort of weird dubfest
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>>591331943

Today must become a Holiday
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>>591331638

She's not really famous though. She got minor attention for being a hot girl with a youtube channel.
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rolling for dubsday
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>>591332033

It shall be known as doubles day.

Happy doubles day!

Also, Noice.
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>>591332117
i got dubs!!
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>>591332033

>33

fucking kek
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>>591331012
>please like me
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>>591332173
nigga you didnt get shit but i did.
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guise, I'm still depursed. guise, srsly.
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>>591332304
nigga i got double dubs then dubs again on my repost
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you guys think she'd be up for a facial?
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Dubs, checkem.
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>>591330391
>2015
>not posting the gif
>pleb
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>>591332482

Let's kidnap her and find out, she's 18 now so it's not illegal.
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them continuous 33
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>>591332666

shemhamforash
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>>591332619
>kidnapping it's legal at 18
Are you a sandnigger by any chance?
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>>591332603
>gif turned into jpg when posting
> confused
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>>591332666
satanic trips what in the fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>591332742

thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>591332666
Hello once again satan
Epic get?
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all these dubs! is Lia the new Bateman? someone photoshop that now.
check em'
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>>591332380

guise srsly
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>>591333000

Check out them double dubs
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>>591333136

**Double Trips
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>>591333136
No! not dubs trips!!!!
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>>591333000
>>591332666
What the fuckishappening
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>>591333000
HOLY FUCK
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>>591333000
you guys im getting scared
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1/8/2015 and every year on is lia day
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>>591333327
Technically quad
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>>591333399
NIGGER!
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>>591333000

I want to thank Bateman, Lia and Satan, as well as my mother but not my father.

This is the best day of my life, since I lost my virginity at age 12. Thanks guise!!!
>>
Thread archived for posterity.
http://4archive.org/
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fucking god dammit. i needed to go to bed 4 hours ago. but i can't get off. If i get dubs im going to bed. Trips i'm leaving my house
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>>591333399
Quadsdubs in liar thread full of amazing gets (>>591333000
>>591332666
)

IT SHALL BE SO
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does this all mean Lia is the chosen one?
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>>591332666
wow i didnt realize
i want to thank satan
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>>591333582

post link
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>>591333670

The chosen one for a smegma facial.
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>>591320145
>tfw no gf
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>>591333399
>dubs & mid-quads
>little sweet dream
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I love the way her lips are so thick and full that they just curl up at the corners. Like theyre too much for her face to handle.
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