why the fuck did you post a thumbnail? for fuck sakes, anon!
there's some hot and crazy girls out there who will fuck anyone! you don't even know bro.
I know that feel. and the thing is with me. I don't care about getting laid with any girl.
I want a girl like ITT. and how often do regular guys get ass like that? fucking never, thats when
that's enough. Stop acting like Brandon. you won't get a girl with your attitude, it's all in your fucking head.
I fucking hate women.
I fucking hate them so much.
It's lonely out there. Take this...
Holy shit anon. How the fuck would you know what women want if you've never had one? It's all in your head.
exactly its bs. So why should i even bother getting laid if its not going to be with someone like Lia?
I've done stuff with girls i wasn't really attracted to and it sucked. So whats the fucking point of sex if I can't get the girls im attracted to? I'm pretty sure /b/ has ruined me because I see so many fucking gorgeous girls on this board that I don't find other women attractive unless they have the same characteristics
I did have a gf when I was a prettyboy shota, and as soon as I turned 18 she dumped me for a britfag with more money.
Women only care about what they can use you for, or what bragging rights bagging you will bring.
thats not really true.
I'm 23, my car is paid off, I make decent money, and I have over $120,000 saved up in my bank. And I haven't been laid in 3 years. And it wasn't even fun. it was some stupid cunt whos not even attractive
no, I'm held a job since i was 15 years old and ive been saving the fuck out of my money. I work fulltime now making about $54,000 as a contractor for the gov. I've just been able to save.
I'm 5ft 10 and 150lbs.. so pretty skinny which i am trying to work on, but its very difficult and unmotivating trying to gain weight . And no, i dont do swords. although I do collect guns.
>tall, hung, and has money
These are things that a lot of women like, but there are definitely ways around them.
If you're short or broke, go after liberal chicks and art whores. They tend to care less about material wealth and what are considered classical good looks.
The idea that women want a guy with a big dick is something of a myth. Girls are visually turned on by a big dick, and up until about 19 or 20 they think thats what they want, but once they experience a few, that preference tends to lose importance to them.
dude, anon. Please don't waste your time on a nasty cracked out hooker. seriously.
Don't listen to what assholes say about sex. Pussy isn't Pussy. If you are going to have sex, do it with a girl you actually WANT to have sex with. sex with someone you dont give a fuck about really sucks.
My mom is just as poor as I am. She doesn't have 200$ to just fork over. I thought about trying to whore myself to pay for my whore; but the way I look I'd probably have to suck like 20 old dudes for 10 bucks each.
i really dislike threads like this. and i love me some lia. she's pretty close to perfect. my problem is this. the fappening conditioned me to believe that no celebrity's nudes are safe. they are all accessible. and yet we don't have lia's. this bothers me. it makes all the other pictures here, as amazing as they are, nothing more than appetizers. i want the main course and none of us have it.
man these threads bum me out.
I'm not interested in g-milfs, my mom is like 60+. Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
Of note, I did try to fuck her when I was younger. It didn't turn out favorably, I got lucked up. I'm glad she didn't institutionalize me.
i know there are nudes outside the fappening man. but the fappening was like the public collectively saying that we didn't care even a little bit if they wanted their private lives to be private. the fappening exposed the dirty side of jlaw that none of us knew was there. there have been leaked nudes before and since, but none as unexpected and indifferent to reason as the flood of pics from the fappening.
Yeah, my life is a train wreck. I'm almost 30 y/o neet lolicon bronie living in moms basement. Our roof is caving in, house is slanted and we're 2 years behind on taxes since we both live on SSDI.
Have a good laugh mate.
maybe your first step to being a "real man" is stop being a fucking fag and also go outside and realize that Lia is actually bottom of the barrel average looking. At least everywhere I've lived
I'm glad I don't live where you live, friend. Already feels like I'm drowning in hauties just at the local walmart, it sucks. I hate it. I hate women. I hate life, wish I was asexual or gay.
then become a better guy? its just in your mind lad.
when i was 16 i thought like you lad. but instead of giving up, i just got out and started partying and talking to girls. works best if you know people she knows. and yes, you will get turned down OFTEN. and im not talking about 10 or twenty times, more 200 times. but then you get the good chicks.
1 in 10 of the normal girls probably like you without training. you can start from there talking to them and learn how the cunts think. then go to hotter ones. then even hotter ones. and then even girls like lia.
if i wouldnt have made this progress myself, i wouldnt have catched the girlfriend on first sight i have nowadays. just see it like an rpg where every girl is a monster you get xp for. level up. get the endboss.
and stop being whiny.
I wish I was high. I smoked some old rees earlier ( previously burnt with vaporizer, we call em re'es ) and it just gave me a headache. I'm all out of resin, and soon to be out of rees too.
i'm actually german but learned english in ireland.
I don't like partying. and the thing is. Aren't you suppose to find a girlfriend with similar interests?
I work 55 hours a week. and when i'm off I usually just go to the rifle/pistol range. or watch Netflix.
Easier said than done at 28 with literally nothing to put on a resume. Every time I've tried I've never gotten so much as a phone call; much less an interview or a job.
Great advise though, totally valid and hasn't been suggest over 9000 times.
you will find time if you want it. and attraction isnt a choice. we match perfectly but i wouldnt have got her with the personality i had before my reflection. you dont need to party also, just met girls at pistol range. do some sport activity and get to know girls there. enjoy yourself and learn to smalltalk thats all.
you really dont want to do you? decide for yourself: do something and be happy, or do nothing and be happy because you decided so.
this is not a snub at you, a serious question from someone who has been in your position, do you try to do things to better yourself or do you just complain about how bad they are but do nothing to change them?
this. i sense he is just complaining while having no ambition.
Every time I have nothing has gotten any better. I lost like 60 pounds, chicks still treat me like a leper. I spent years looking for a job, doing voc rehab, still unemployed. I try writing, drawing, learning a musical instrument- unfortunately I am total shit and not good at ANYTHING.
So what the fuck am I supposed to do? Sign up for community college and get my mickey mouse degree? Lord knows that's gonna take me places in life. Not that I could even get passing grades in the first place.
wow arent you a cynic little shit? you deserve where you are in life and its not about circumstances. believe me i got it a lot worse than you. im leaving now because i neither want to go in a pissing contest, nor talk with a soulless looser i wanted to help, but rather stays cynic and defensive. gonna fuck my 10 now and think about you so i feel better.
try volunteering in your community. it was a major step for me. i was a little younger than you (23) when i had enough and said i know i can be better. i started volunteering at various things from homeless shelters to book reads for the blind. i met amazing people that were also doing so, and also amazing people that i was helping, and it gave me a sense of accomplishment that helped greatly. i was able to land a job after awhile though one of the services i worked at and at the job i met my gf of 5 years now who was my first ever. it can get better. keep trying different things. something will stick anon. best of luck to you.
Moar!!! Of lia without the legs and feet cropped out you imbeciles!!!
I mean, working 55 hours a week and pretty much sleeping and watching Netflix by myself on my days off isn't really a "life"
im convinced I'm going to put a bullet in my brain before i turn 40
Is there anybody else in this thread who would intentionally get her pregnant if you had the opportunity to fuck her? I just don't think I could pass up the opportunity to have a kid by her.
You work, so people will at least treat you like a person. The fact you have a real hobby is also a favorable quality. Marksmanship is considered very manly.
Dude, I'm having more sex at 32 than I had in the first 25 years of life combined. Cute girls too, grow the fuck up and decide to do something about it.
Start by talking to women, if you crash and burn, learn from it and adjust.
So long as it's a picture of her in her natural legal state as an 18 y/o adult
Dont get me wrong, no interest in having a child either. But she's just like physically perfect in such an unconventional way, I dont think I could pass up the guttural satisfaction of knocking up a girl that perfect.
If my posts are so engrossing you can't focus on the pretty girl, that's your problem.
I guess I don't have much room to bitch by that logic. but even still. to ME at least. Having a Life is having a job you truly enjoy. And actually having time to do your hobbies.
And i dislike my job, and never have time for my hobbies.
when i shoot myself in like 10 years. If /b/ is still around. I'll actually deliver cash via Paypal to people who role #30
And say what to them, exactly? Wanna play magic? Say, do you like mlp? *Tips fedora* M'lady? I don't think that's gonna work.
Don't shoot yourself, faggot. Put all that training to use and shoot some bitches. Try to beat the high score and become the ultimate gentlemen sniper.
Point is, I have literally 0 basis to communicate with any female. I want to fuck them, that is all. I don't give two flying fucks about any mainstream reality mtv political feminist zionist pc garbage.
Yessir. Makes a man want to eat a bullet.
Yeah, dubs guy. I know. Put the cat in the vending machine, etc. Why?
Probably like a D or something.
haha that was really clever what you did there, with the newscaster guys name. its funny because they guy you responded to was imparting information to you, kinda like breaking the news. hes probably not a newscaster though but he might be, you never know.
He puts on a "mask" of a normal human everyday to function in the world. All you need to do is go into each "relationship" with a woman with the mask mindset. It's all a bullshit façade you demonstrate to get what you want.
tldr: fucking fake it for your benefit.
Dude, I don't even get to be in the friendzone with women. I literally have no communication with females besides my mother.
I think you mean triple dubs.
A role that is not autistic manlet? I wish.
You see, that's the problem with autism- it has no offswitch.
When I was young and pretty, I was a fucking trap and I got pussy. Now I'm old and hairy, so that's not exactly a fucking option.
basically, that anon is saying for people like me and you. We have to play the "game". because all finding girls is a fucking stupid game. literally thats what it is. its bullshit.
If you want to catch a Pikachu, you have to go to Viridian Forest and hang out in the grass until you find one.
i assume its the same logic as going to a Bar, or Starbucks and hanging out until a single hot chick is avalible.
but whats the chances of that?
like finding a missing gnome on Route 20?
She'll fade into obscurity wont she?
In a year or so no one except us will remember Lia or care about what she's doing.
Her "fame" will just disappear or you guys think she'll be famous somehow?
>I cant even get dubs
All of the dubs in this thread, including 2 instances of triple dubs.
The 4chan gods smile upon Lia.
Let's kidnap her and find out, she's 18 now so it's not illegal.
>dubs & mid-quads
>little sweet dream