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Hey guys im making a panna cotta fleshlight. Wanna see?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey guys im making a panna cotta fleshlight. Wanna see?
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>>591173803
plz continue
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>>591173803
bumping for interest
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...and not a single fuck was given that day.
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do it
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>>591173803
My dick is so small I can literally wrap my balls around it
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>>591174219
Same
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>>591173803
post ingredients
are you using a shell?
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Its really not that hard. You just put some vanilla, sugar and white rum in cream and slowly heat that shit
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I'm interested. Keep posting, OP.
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>>591173803
>>591174375
Continue
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Meanwhile soak your gelatine leaves in cold water
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>>591174375
>>591174702
dont stop
im getting hard
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>>591174702
pls continue
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After the cream has cookes, turn off the gass and stir the leaves in it
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>>591175029
Yes, this is good.
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>>591173803
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Pour the mixture in a glass thata big enough to take your white nigger cock
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>>591175337
in other word any glass. good, i have those
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>>591175337
That glass is too small for my dick ;))))))))
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Bump for victory
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Now just put it in the freezer and wait for it to thicken.
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>>591175647
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>>591175647
waiting for demonstration
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[obediently waiting]
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>>591175647
can't wait any longer OP
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can you drink it instead?

looks like egg nog
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This is hilarious
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This is a good time to find a dickshaped object to stick in the panna cotta btw. Im using this screwdriver
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Leeeeegooooo
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>>591176206
Why would you ruin a perfectly fine sex toy by drinking it?
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>>591174277
>nice
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>>591176277
>tfw
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>>591176277
Nigger that ain't a screwdriver.
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OP i'm so fucking excited!!!
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>>591176455
Kek
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Weve still got some time to kill so im making a blueberry sauce to go with the panna cotta
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>>591176455
oh you white guys and your thin screwdrivers
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>>591176792
lel
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>>591176809
si that going up your arse?
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>>591176809
I like you op. You're a true aryan hero.
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>>591176809
Thats hot aah yeah. Got cream freash?
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>>591176809
Just when I thought I had given up :)
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>>591176455
chizzle
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Just put some water, sugar and bkueberries in a pan and cook them dead
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>>591176297
Can drink it after you used it.
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hahahaha
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bumping this thread
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sieg heil greetings from 010
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how long is it going to be in the freezer for?
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>>591177396
I kinda want to just stick my dick in this shit
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bumpidibump
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>>591176881
kek
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Bump 4 interest.
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0181
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>>591177555
nice trips
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Also bumping for interest!
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i need to know whats next...
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i wanna make this as well. how large should the dick-hole be compared to ma cock?
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>>591177755
Nice job Mr Doubles guy
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The cream is firm enough to hold the screwdriver now. It will take about 20 more minutes to finish, so post some porn webms to get me hard enough to fuck this thing
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Bumping with random pics
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>>591178162
Looking good, makes me horny!
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boomp
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Bump
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>>591178162
WAS I THE ONLY ONE THINKING HE WOULD STICK THE SHARP END INTO IT?
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>>591178162
panna cotta is so unnecessary
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>>591178162
>get me hard to fuck this thing
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Hurry up and fuck pudding
>puddingfucker
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>>591178580
YOU ARE NOT
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>>591178162
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Are you sure that's a screwdriver and not a chisel? The orange protector tab on top and the shape of the tool makes me think otherwise...
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>>591178580
Nope, me too
>get me hard to fuck this thing
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here you go
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>>591178754
fuck now i want to eat some pussy...
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>>591178970
do it
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Op are you the jello guy from yesterday?
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>>591178970
That looks uninviting. Here.
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010 bumping
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>>591179217
Porno for ants...
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>>591174375
Pannacotta doesn't have rum in it fucktard
Also hurry up and fuck it
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>>591178906
dat olive oil. kek
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>>591175558
kek
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>>591179386
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Its done guys
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>>591179846
da fuck is that
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>>591179846
Excellent. How stretchy is this material? I'd imagine a narrow slit would have been better, unless it doesn't stretch enough for that to work
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010 bumpingg
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>>591179933
how did you manage to go from good pics to this shit tier pic? You fucking autist.
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>>591179933
now fuck it
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bump
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Just gotta add the sauce..
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>>591180219
This looks very sticky and potentially painful.
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>>591180219
Fucking kek! I'm avin' a giggle m8
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>>591180219
oh shit
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oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!
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>>591180082
Who's the girl?
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>>591180219
guys.... OP is trolling us
He will just eat that shit
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More 010 bumping with pussy.
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>>591180219
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Do it!!!
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>>591180294
It's a sacrifice worth making for science
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>>591180219
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>>591180219
>sauce
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>>591180493
don't give a fuck either way, this is funny shit
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>>591180085
top kek
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>>591180469

The name and the weblink is right in the bottom right hand of the clip nigga...
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>>591180219
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>>591180219
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>>591180752
Is it just me or do black people make the best silly faces?
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>>591180493
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>>591177343
Kek
Underrated post
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>>591177343
kek i see you out there anon
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>>591180854
well it's not like they can do smart ones
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Do it op
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>>591180219
5/5
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Do it OP!
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>>591180854
It's not just you.
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>>591180854
>>591180219
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Dammit op
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>>591181163
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comon OP i want to cum already
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>>591181414
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Feels fucking good guys
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How long does it hold up for?
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>>591181497
2014 not doing big cums
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>>591181614
looooooooool roflmaoooooooo
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>>591181614
OH SHIT winzip
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>>591181614
YESSS
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>>591181614
kek
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>>591181614
AAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE YOU OP!!!!
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>>591181614
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>>591181614
now cum in it and eat it :^)
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OP is not a faggot!!!
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>>591181614
Good job OP, you are definitely not a robot.
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>>591181614
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!
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>>591181614
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And the best part is, you can still eat it after youre done
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>>591181614
oh shiiit
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>>591181614

this is good shit right here.
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>>591181614
Thought you were going to pussy out. You are a true scholar in the art of schlong
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>>591181963
i love you
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>>591181963
Wheres the sploog?
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>>591181614
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>>591181963
Do it !!!
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>>591179496
more pls
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>>591181963
LOL
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>>591181614
>>591181963
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>>591181963
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>>591181963
foking wot m8 o_0
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>>591181963
LOL
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You better eat your cum with a spoon fucker
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>>591181614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g
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>>591181963
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>>591181614
black dick and white hand?? ?what the fuck is going on OP
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>>591182299
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>>591181963
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>>591182307
I'm really white but my dick is brown. I never understood why the penis is naturally tan
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>>591182307
OP is wigger.
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>>591181414
mfw this thread
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>>591182271
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>>591182307

Not that unusual really. Theres a porn star named TTboy (two tone boy) and his cock is half brown half white.
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>>591177017
Wtf is that
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>>591182436
uh well , im, not gay but can you take a pic of the dick just for science?
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Someone plis screencap this
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>>591182779
>no homo
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Why blueberry?
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This is a good thread.
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>>591174864
kek'd
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>>591181614
10/10
All of my internets
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>>591182958
For the taste Anon, for the taste
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>>591181963
The Pannacockta Docta
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>>591180680
sauce?
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>>591181963
no desert until you finish your dinner, anon
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>>591177017
what the hell is that, stir-fried fetus with zucchini?
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>>591173803
OP wins today.
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>>591182779
>100's of raving homos flock to thread just to get a peek at OP's junk
>OP delivers and posts pic of him fucking panna cotta
>homos are so fagged out they keep begging him for dick pics

jesus christ, just make a trap thread if you're that desperate for cock and yet still somehow in denial. You fucking faggots.
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>>591183063
blueberry
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Is anyone screen capping this? For science??
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>>591183259
Yeah, probably
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>>591183105
that sounds delicious
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>>591183240

no, ive just never saw a white dude with a black dick
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This was a good thread.

I was gonna pump one off into my fleshlight before I found this thread, but now don't know. I just don't know, man.
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wait, op, why do you have a white hand but a nigger dick? the fuck?
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Top inch of glass is empty.. Wasteful.
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someone archive this shit.
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>>591181963
damn
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>>591181614

I laughed
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>>591184373
Second this
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>>591178227
>>591178024

Stel mooie kut-Nederlanders hier
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>>591181963
To Op for not being faggot
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>>591184873
Ja
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>>591175337
Im guessing you live in australia judging from that glass
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>>591183240
Calm the fuck down. Anon just made dessert and fucked it. brains are a little scrambled right now
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>>591183240
but you're the one who likes dicks

i'm just a 10-year vet who knows a good thread when i see it

this shit is so disconnected from you newfags and what /b/ has become today you can't fathom why this thread is in-fact chemo, you literally cannot. that is why you made that post.

sorry

lurk more

signed,
DSFARGEG the bosnian kid
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>>591182958
Strawberry would looked cp
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>>591185140
wat
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>>591185140
u wot? How can you get that from looking at the glass? could be anywhere, Mcdonalds did a coca cola promotional shit with those glasses here in the uk a few years ago
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>>591185502
Nah the australian ones had a lower quality make, and the actual glass is a real giveaway
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Someone archive this shit
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>>591186089
What are you some sort or glass recycling fetishist?
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havent been on /b in a min. glad too see it ain't dead yet.
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