/b/ write my suicide note for me

Dear

Nigger

In west Philadelphia born and raised

And

i suck at life so much i had someone write my suicide note

>>589857121
why?

>>589857264
on the playground where i spent most of my days

want to taste satans dick

Faggots

I always wanted to fuck my Dad

>>589857300
kek, roll for this

Hey yall

im still alive ha ha

>>589857560
So lets die????

I did it for free

>>589857300
Or they want to see what funny shit /b/tards come up with

>>589857300
/thread

>>589857121
I fucked my little cousin last night

Tits, or Get The Fuck Out!

No, I'm serious! Tits or GTFO!

>>589857666
satan

>>589857121
I can't stand 2015 anymore.

>>589857625
indeed

>>589857300
dubs confirmed

>>589857760
364 day as left faggot

>>589857760
Kek

I admit to raping and killing 12 kindergartners.

>>589857760
top kek

Ok, now you!

>>589857121
I dumped little Natasha at (insert address here). They will deny everything, but they are raping and hurting her. She will die soon.

not really

I love you my beautiful family, keep going

I am going to fight for jihad.

You did thís.

I know the hacker 4chan

>>589857121
'where's my ipod?'

>>589857121
Don't check the harddrive

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>>589858002

here lies [insert name]
i told him not to eat that

>>589857121
Impliment someone in a crime. For example, state that you're ending your life because of the sexual abuse you've been going through from so and so. Be it a relitive, teacher, principal. So long as it could be real. They may never face any real charges, but their life will be ruined anyway

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>>589858219

Before I die, my last words will be "allah hu akbar allah hu akbar la illa ha illallah ashadu ana muhammad arasurallah"

I'm OP and I'm a faggot

>>589857121

>Suicide note.

What is this shit, Tumblr? Cm'on OP, get over yourself. Pull yourself together. Fuck's sake.

>>589858402
We know!

I spent the last 3 days on 4chan nonstop.

'Nuff said.

>>589858415
He's lonely and need some attention

>>589858415
Sorry anon, but i was triggered

I want to be buried with some clippings of each of my family member's toenails

>>589858514
I spent the last 6 days here! Nonstop (just 4 sleep )

>>589858227

No, accuse someone that you met in the last 48 hours.

i found out i was a feminist. goodbye world...

>implying that suicide notes are important

"You will never find the bodies."

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>>589858870

if dubs, write "i'll be back"

>>589858942
kek

>>589858721

So you've already killed yourself, but the afterlife won't take you?

>>589857121

"Surprise"

Dear mum
>I'm a faggot
/thread

>>589859021
roll for this

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>>589859241
Yes.

"i've had all i can take of these traps, furries, niggers, and faggots"

I'm a regular on 4chan, so I HAD to kill myself.

>>589857825
People don't understand sarcasm

>>589859654
Oh Oh I can see myself hangin!

"it was a dare"

>>589859654
Basically

The bad news, I'm gay.
The good news, I've discovered the cure!

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>>589859839

don't worry people overseas family!
i'll have at least one more person to keep me company soon!

Hah! Top that!

>>589859839
I did it for the lulz

"she said i wouldn't do it. this will show her!"

"finish together, or not at all!"