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omegle 4chan/tumblr thread continues

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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omegle 4chan/tumblr thread continues
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check em?
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kek and this was my first try
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the ISIS man is from /pol/
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>there is something wrong
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Winrar from laat night 1/6
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>>589488947
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>>589489027
3/6
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>>589489113
4/6
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>>589488865
>File:Will Smith.jpg
kek
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>>589488417
kek
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>>589489199
5/6
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>>589489303
6/6
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Fucking kek
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>>589488038
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Check em dubs get!
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>>589489576
kekkkkk
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If we all be Dan, they'll fucking stop their stupid shit and go cry in a corner.
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Stranger: Everyone's on the list

You: i dunno wat do

Stranger: I'm spying trying to keep people safe

Stranger: It's okay, just be there for her and tell

Stranger: Be strong for her

You: spread the word

Stranger: I'm latte.luke on ig and I'm here if you ever need me
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>>589488417
I lost it at vietnam veteran
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You both like 4chan.

You: do you have the launch codes?

Stranger: no

You: wtf i thought you were bringing them

You: wel... are you just gonna sit there?

Stranger: oops sorry i told someone else to bring them

You: who?

You: give me his fucking name

You: we don't have time for this

Stranger: his name is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH
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>>589489600
Niiiice get
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>>589489392
Top fucking kek!
>I have a lot of panic attacks
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Did I do good Vince?
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I should really go to bed but I can't stop reading this shit
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>>589488038
le 9gag armi strikes agen
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>>589490039
Yeah.
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>>589488947
>>589489027
>>589489113
>>589489199
>>589489303
>>589489392
The best win by far
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>>589489600
Checked
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>>589490313
Omg it's Vince IM TALKING TO VINCE!
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>>589489410
..wow
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>>589489600
Oh god anon... she's going to have a swarm of kid lovers messaging her... kek
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so what's all this 4chan murderer faggotry
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Give them obvious fake info and see how far you can push it. I'll report in soon.
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Ruessterteeth on tumblr is an incredibly suicidal tranny who is on edge right now. Maybe he'll end up like that Alcorn bitch with your help.
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>>589490529
Fucking keking they're so fucking stupid
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>>589490543
You arr a spyrate
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>>589488417
Lololol
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>>589490469
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
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>>589489792
caught a real tard there
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>>589489410

>besafedan

MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE PLANET
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like 4chan.
You: Hi Im dan.
Stranger: targets
You: dan
Stranger: k
You: fan of dan
You: ?
Stranger: im a spy too
You: I'm dan tho
Stranger: I like steve a little more
You: #dantheman
You: Me
You: I'm dan
You: :D
Stranger: #steve idk
You: #danispan
Stranger: im shelly
You: Shelly? I'm dan
Stranger: hahaha stay safe dan
You: Dan is the DANger
Stranger: lol ok
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>>589491154
>selfs
Top kek
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hey does that old Omegle Spy application actually work, where you can interrupt people's conversations?
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>>589490750
I've been gone for a day and apparently sum shit has xploded.., any of u fags care to enlighten me
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>>589491670
Bwahahaha nice
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You: is little timmy in the well, comrade?
Stranger: GET TIMMY OUT OF THE WELL WHY IS A CHILD IN A WELL HE COULD DIE
Stranger: MAKE SURE TIMMY IS ALIVE AND WELL
You: fuck
You: you just triggered me
You: you are literally hitler
You: so you're a spy right
Stranger: whats a spy i am spaghetti stuck in a well
You: pls
You: we need to warn the poor beautiful healthy souls
Stranger: well well well well well well well well well well
You: the poor womyn triggered by 4chins
You: wel
You: l
You: well?
Stranger: are you a spy or a bored person
You: spy
Stranger: youre a terrible human being! (:
You: wow why
You: </3
You: babe ur beautiful the way u r
You: pls don't trigr me
Stranger: youre trying to make innocent people kill themselves...
You: no no
You: i'm a spy FOR tumblr silly
You: i'm getting information on the evil 4channers
Stranger: OKAY GOOD BLESS THE LORD ABOVE
You: i even know where they're keeping all their target names
Stranger: i took that the wrong way
You: so we can infiltrate and warn them
You: okay friend the way to do it
You: is to go to zombo.com
You: and wait
Stranger: it was only one fight babe im sorry we can work this out
You: sometimes you have to wait nly a few minutes
You: sometimes up to 20
You: but when you get in
You: warn all of those poor souls
You: okay?
Stranger: okay
You: good luck
Stranger: follow me on twitter!
You: oh ok
You: what's your twitter
Stranger: @TROYE1975
Stranger: gotta get dat promo
You: alright :) thank you for helping those poor people being hurt
Stranger: i will (:
You: goodbye
You: and good luck
You have disconnected.
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>>589491670

Winrar
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Well this just happened
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>>589491670
Went with a classic, nice touch.
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fucking kek
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>>589491670
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What to do: make tumblrinas think they're getting raided
What not to do: Actually send hate messages
If we don't actually raid, it's 300x funnier, and tumblr makes a complete ass of itself
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>>589489410
That pic in the middle tho
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Stranger: Are you spy too? :P
Stranger: Because I am
You: some call me the james bond of tumblr
Stranger: Cool :D
You: have you heard about 4chans targets?
Stranger: Have you heard the news?
Stranger: They are canceling all till 10th january
You: no that's false
You: i hacked them
Stranger: Because vince (maybe boss) is under attack of cia
Stranger: Really? O.o
You: yeah vince put that news out himself
You: they have an underlying hacker called "Spooky"
You: he uses a skeleton picture
You: they want our defences down
Stranger: Ok. You are cool! :D
You: they dont call me the bond for nothing haha
You: i managed to track down where their list of targets is being hidden
Stranger: Whats your name on tumblr? :D
You: i cant tell you, i work in secret so they cant backtrace me or else im dun goofd
Stranger: Ok :)
You: you need to spread the word
You: where their secret is being hidden
Stranger: Fine.
Stranger: I know. I will tell everyone I will meet here
You: good! it needs to be spread on tumblr too
You: only certain IP addresses can access it correctly
You: zombo.com is where they are hiding the list.
You: my IP doesn't match
You: the important thing is the more people that try, the more chance it has of working. right?
Stranger: Ok
You: okay so i managed to open up a "portal" onto the webpage that has the list
Stranger: And what should I do than if I have the right IP?
You: well here's the steps to follow (share these to everyone)
You: 1. go to zombo.com
You: 2. wait 14 minutes (that's where I could open the portal)
You: 3. if you IP matches a link will appear somewhere on the screen
You: 4. if you get in a page with all the targets will be there
Stranger: I am shezzathebadwolf btw
You: spread the word of zombo
You: and watch out for Spooky
Stranger: if mine doesnt work, i will tell everyone to try it.
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>>589491976
Yeah, I'm a Calforniafag just woke up and this shit's happening again.
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>>589491513
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>>589491670
#1 kek
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Whale ahoy
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1/2, bretty good

linking pastebins

/WSTdc6uZ <- old jargon from an outdated TCP manual

/BV1QLbZ9 <- step by step instructions to delete system32
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>>589492601
2/2
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>>589491296
kek
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>>589492330
What in the absolute fuck did I just read....
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>>589492335
Not sure if you're spy, or you just don't get it
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>>589488038
Fake
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>>589492083
Wow...
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trying to give them a false sense of security here, it turned out he was me /b/rother all along.
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PERFECT PASTA FOR THIS:
Hello, I am with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), your info has now been recorded and logged for association with a pending suicide case, caused by the popular forum board 4chan. For now, no further action will be taken but you are now on a watchlist. Further interaction with this website or 4chan will result in an approved intelligence officer visiting your residence and possibly seizing your electronics and leading to an arrest.
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>>589489199
>calls anon out for spelling error
>at the same time types, "I have a bag feeling something fishing is going on."

You have now been smacked right in the face with hypocrisy.
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To identify a spy ask about "walmart, target, or superstore" that is the code the go by. If they say target and you reply with those they will believe you are a spy. I've been doing research
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>>589492601
lost it at "oh must have been a typo"

>i am a girl btw

master of the keks
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>>589492346
Holy fucking top kek
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>>589493023
PERFECT
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>>589492667
Can i get a pasta of that?
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>>589492667
>battle toads
>illegal band of thieves
GUYS
DO THIS
DO THIS
BATTLE TOADS
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>>589492346
Well played anon lol
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>>589492601
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>>589493652
>fuck you
>not even dan

kek
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>>589493652
If this was a YLYL thread I lost.... oh my sides anon...
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>>589492601
8/10, made me laugh
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>>589492346
>spooky
kek
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>>589492083
Epic.
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>>589491670
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Kek
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>>589492601
kek
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>>589491670
Fuck my sides!
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>>589492083
>dancheeks
Lost it
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>>589494193
>walkthe_dinosaur

kek
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>>589493023
no, see
>>589492667
if someone could type that into pasta, that would work
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>>589491976
tumblrfag
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>inb4 tumblrinas crash their laptops
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I'm starting to thing this is some super troll and the only people on omegle are from tumblr "spying" on themselves.

But if not, what triggered this?
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>>589493652
OH MY GOD KEK he's scared out of his mind I bet kekekekekekek
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>>589492083
anon pls
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>>589494193

FUCKING LOST
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>>589494522
Kek master
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>>589492601
thanks for the lol
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>>589493023
BWAHAHAHA
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>>589495027
were fucked now
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anons prepare your gore and dick pics almost got a 16 yr old tumblrs SC
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TFW
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>>589495027
12 year olds thinking they're going to scare some one by invoking authority figures.
>not knowing many of these people are far outside US jurisdiction even if it was illegal
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>>589495027
It's probably just Steve from American Dad. Stfu you newfag
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>>589493652

toppest of keks
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>>589495684
kill yourself
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when did 4chan become a bunch of faggots bickering with tumblr
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>>589493652
>winrar
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>>589495996
I can't my mom said I'm not allowed to.
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>>589496115
When tumblr went full retard
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>>589496115
Well stop bickering with tumblr when we start paying for air, STFU newfag
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Who was this?
1/6
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>>589496273
2/6
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I've been having fun
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I MADE A FUCKING DAN GUYS
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>>589496363
3/6
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>>589496186
i feel you, man. my mom said i'm not allowed to use omegle :(((
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>>589496115
It's 9gag doing all this you faggot.
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>>589496441
4/6
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>>589496538
5/6
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>>589496584
6/6
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>>589496533
who is 9gag
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What [spoiler]triggered[/spoiler] all this? I'm honestly not against it because of how pathetic some people on tumblr are.
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Talk to strangers!Omegle app for iPhone and iPad
Select Language ▼
33,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like 4chan.
Stranger: @purple_people_eater65 severe depression, selfharm suicidal attack me instead...no one should die no one should have to be attacked
You: help me
Stranger: with
You: 'i cut too deep this time
You: why are these people doing this
Stranger: please everything will be okay, whatever they are saying is not true
You: i cant hold on much longer
Stranger: I don't even know you and I care about you
You: its killing me
Stranger: please...I love you
Stranger: hold one
You: there must be something wrong with me
You: everything is gettibg blrutty
Stranger: suicide is a permanent solution for a temprary problem these assholes will burn and get what's coming to them
You: i feel numb
You: all over
Stranger: tell someone that is bear you please I'm begging you don't die
Stranger: *near
You: youre the last person i might ever talk too
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>>589496408
lol
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>>589496451
It's like the same thing. Dying and parental censorship.... hate that shit. Fuck rules
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Okay, I just got here. Can someone explain what is going on?
>Also, check 'em.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like 4chan.
Stranger: ??
You: Hello, I am with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), your info has now been recorded and logged for association with a pending suicide case, caused by the popular forum board 4chan. For now, no further action will be taken but you are now on a watchlist. Further interaction with this website or 4chan will result in an approved intelligence officer visiting your residence and possibly seizing your electronics and leading to an arrest.
Stranger: I'm trying to warn people who are getting targeted
You: Your IP address has already been logged.
You: You will remain on the watchlist until further notice.
Stranger: Honestly, I find this stuff disgusting. But alright.
You: If you wish to plead your case, please dial the following: (985) 655-2500
Stranger: Okay, thank you.
You: If you would like further information on what you can do to stop these criminals, visit this website: lemonparty.org
Stranger: Thank you so much. I definitely want be updated on the shutting down of this sick organization.
You: Have you any questions regarding your current status in the CIA database?
You: If not, I will be taking my leave.
Stranger: And to do anything I can help.
You: Then please visit that website. The best way you can help is located there.
Stranger: Okay. Have a nice night. Again, I am so sorry for the misunderstanding. I am truly worried for the targeted.
Stranger: No one deserves that treatment
You: You have a nice night, too. And don't get too triggered.
You have disconnected.
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>>589496721
9gag is Vince.
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>>589496924
who is vince
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>>589497165
9gag
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>>589497247
who is 9gag
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>>589497165
Lawl you must be a newfriend. Vince and Linda run the raids on 4chan. You fucking scrub pleb
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>>589497402
who is lindy
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>>589492712
>>589497331
9gag is vince
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>>589497501
She is rip
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>>589494522
Well done sir
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>>589497233
Kek and dubs
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>>589497592
who is she
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Stranger: @where_have_you_been_7 on ig weakness: selfharm, has an eating disorder, her dad drinks to much , her mom doesn't care about her, she is fat, wants to be skinny but never will, she thinks she can handle hate but she can't take her down.
You: I just read that 4chan is already in their targets computers
You: also sounds like she should kill herself
Stranger: she should
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>>589497165

but who was phone?
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10/10 B8 M8'S


Now that this statement of acquiescence has be brought out and regarded, you have consciously agreed to any felonies committed by the group known as "4chan". As such, you are in open violation of Article 1, Section 8, Clause 17 of US §3453 and may be brought to charge for such actions. Your I.P (Internal Protocol) address has been logged as part of our agreement with Omegle ® to support our efforts. Your internet service provider has been notified and will be sending us a local LAN and WAN network gate bypass address, as well as verifying your I.P by examining it's uniqueness. If such action is needed, a Civil Intelligence Officer will arrive at your residence and seize your electronics to aid us in a court of law on your arrest.


You will have the legal right to an attorney, but all other Miranda Eights have been waived in accordance with Article 7, Section 9, Clause 1 of US §9663, which permits legally authorized agents to issue such statements.

Expect contact within five to seven days.


Your reference ID is: 4445-5AFX-3DTY
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Can anyone confirm whether or not OmegleSpy still works?
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>>589497233
>Hello, I am with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), your info has now been recorded and logged for association with a pending suicide case, caused by the popular forum board 4chan. For now, no further action will be taken but you are now on a watchlist. Further interaction with this website or 4chan will result in an approved intelligence officer visiting your residence and possibly seizing your electronics and leading to an arrest.
HAHAHAHA
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>>589496831
>newfag
>>
I need a real sounding fake kik
Any help?
>>
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the fuck did i get myself into
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>>589497777
Sweet quads
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>>589497777

**Miranda Eights lol
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sos314.tumblr and the314files.wordpress
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>>589497165
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>>589497545
who is 9gag
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>>589496924
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http://logs.omegle.com/2ed4da7d
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>>589497936
kekmasterp
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>>589497731
who is but
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everyone target ruessterteeth on tumblr. She's calling us stupid and harmless. Show her how wrong she is
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>>589497777
Quads are the truth
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it seems tumblr causes itself to spiral into hysteria and dumbfuckery on a monthly basis, i dont think my sides can handle it for much longer.

Will Tumblr eventually kill itself to stop itself from killing itself?
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>>589497986
7/10 you got a good chuckle out of me
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I"m seriously high on my pain meds and having too much fun doing this dumb ass shit
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>>589497331
9gag, also known as the "internet hate machine" is considered a far worse website than 4chan, beneath its facade if 12 year olds posting memes, it is actually a dangerous hacker sute, widely believe to havw instigated over 40 percent of hacking attacks in the last 2 years, it is also frequented by members of Ebaumsworld, another infamous hacker den
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>>589498218
Done. Thnx bro
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>>589498262
Shut the fuck up you spy. You've posted this like 4 in 40 threads already.
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>>589498383
who is 4chan
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>>589497777
FIXED SPELLING ERRORS~~~~


Now that this statement of acquiescence has be brought out and regarded, you have consciously agreed to any felonies committed by the group known as "4chan". As such, you are in open violation of Article 1, Section 8, Clause 17 of US §3453 and may be brought to charge for such actions. Your I.P (Internal Protocol) address has been logged as part of our agreement with Omegle ® to support our efforts. Your internet service provider has been notified and will be sending us a local LAN and WAN network gate bypass address, as well as verifying your I.P by examining it's uniqueness. If such action is needed, a Civil Intelligence Officer will arrive at your residence and seize your electronics to aid us in a court of law on your arrest.


You will have the legal right to an attorney, but all other Miranda Rights have been waived in accordance with Article 7, Section 9, Clause 1 of US §9663, which permits legally authorized agents to issue such statements.

Expect contact within five to seven days.


Your reference ID is: 4445-5AFX-3DTY
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>>589496838

Kek
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>>589497233
aww lawrdy naw my sides be in another universe
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>>589497777
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Shit man I slept for eight hours and this shit is still going on. Wow not bad
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>>589498156
9Gag is vince and vince is 9gag . Vince created 9gag and 9gag created Vince. 9vince is gaga and vinine is gince.
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fail but whatever
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>>589498540
You mother founded it when she was banging a hobo and thought "hmm" i really need to look at gayporn all day long
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>>589498262
>Your reference ID is: 4445-5AFX-3DTY
stop trying to draw attention to yourself fag
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>>589498760
Incenine is vingag and gagvin is nince
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>>589498547
What is that zimbawabe com site
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>>589497777
QUADSZZZ
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lel get a load of this bitch

she's definitely asking for it
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>>589498760
who is gince
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>>589498760
aa i get it now
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>>589498821
who is gayporn
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>>589488607
lol, now they can find your grandmother
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lmao im posting a kl link rn
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Wait, anyone mind explaining what happened? Haven't been on in a few days.
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>>589499354
Gince is gagnine and vigag si cenin
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>>589499681
newfag//tumblrspy gtfo
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"New info from Vince!"
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>>589499681
Fucking newfag
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>>589497777
quads checked, fup king status confirmed. All hail the fup king
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>>589498547
but wtf is zombo
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>>589492596
"beautiful"
>mfw
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>>589499739
who is si
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Failed hard
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>>589499763
>Vince
Fucking kek every time
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trying to rot them from the inside...?
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Just go through twitter searching for 4chan, this is fucking gold.
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>>589499910
Sigag nicevi and gavi sivinine
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>>589499784
Should give tumbler a taste of gnaa last measure shock site
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>>589499871
Are you fucking new here? That's where all the raid targets are being dumped. A lot of anons are accessing it so it's slow takes like 14 mins to load but post every name you get there
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>>589499882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
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>>589488038
>>589488038
im banned... how do i unban self?
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>>589500275
Hahahah g8 b8 m8
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HAHAHAHA
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>>589500247
Fucking kek let's do it
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holy shit I hope she posts this shit on tumblr
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>>589499856
I'm not a fup king spy!!
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>>589500406
KEEEEEK
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>>589500515
kek sides.rip
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>>589500382
What is it?
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>>589496408
my sides, top kek

what I don't understand is, if these Lil fgts are "so scared" turn off your fucking computer, its bedtime for these kids anyway.

captcha: lited
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>>589491670
make OC please. Stole from an old as fuck post
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alright this is gonna sound like total shit.
but what the fuck is zombo?
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You guys really need to stop
Kik me if you need to talk
Joseofortega
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>>589493652
Holy fuck anon this is fucking gold
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>>589500406
Kek
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>>589500571
kek
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>>589488038
omegle is fucking unusable what are you faggots doing
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>>589500975
its a flash website
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>>589500857
The raid targets.every name instagram twitter or tumblr you get is to be posted there for the hack team to work on. There is a point to all of this anon... get with the program and do your part
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>>589500857
its the list from 9gag that dan gave to vince when he went on tumblr so he could post on 4chan
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>>589501067
Flash website??

I got so many fucking wins
Will be posting soon.
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If you see this asshole in the aviators tell him to go fuck himself
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is it the actual list? like if i stay there for 14 minutes it WILL pop up?
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>>589500975
The list from 9gaga that dan gave vince
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>>589501492
Yeh you just have to wait for the keks to build up on their server.
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>>589501492
Yes it takes that long. But we are all accessing it so it's slow. Just add the names you get anon for the hack team.
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>>589501556
and it will work?
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>>589500380
try a different browser
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like 4chan.
Stranger: Side?
You: 4chan
Stranger: Any targets or updates?
You: Typical spy question
You: Not just checking the real location
Stranger has disconnected.
>short and sweet
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We are better than you butch. Now purge her
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>>589493023

How about this?

"Hello, I am with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), your info has now been recorded and logged for association with a pending suicide case, caused by the popular forum board 4chan. For now, no further action will be taken but you are now on a watchlist. Further interaction with this website or 4chan will result in an approved intelligence officer visiting your residence and possibly seizing your electronics and leading to an arrest.

For more information about these arrests, go to CIA.gov. If your residence is outside of the U.S, visit whoomp.org. Enjoy your day.

Agent J. Russel, Central Intelligence Agency"
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>>589501492
We are just soldiers for the hack team. It's not all for lulz right now. The big lulz will come later. Post the info you get
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>>589499445
Crack cocaine
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So...Are we all cool with this or does anyone think its slightly dickish >.>
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Top
Fucking
kek
http://justallura.tumblr.com/


We have a theme song now fegits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY
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http://logs.omegle.com/8019764
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>>589502153
http://logs.omegle.com/8b71098
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>>589501123
>>589501206
Fuck off,
What is it?
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>>589501974
all the guy is saying is welcome to zombo com. and it told be to sign up for the letter z
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>>589501744
ofcourse it will
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>>589489576
>privelege-fu
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>>589501906
Heres mine:
Hello, I am an agent with the Central IntelIntelligence Agency, CIA, your info has now been logged into our cyber security database due to an ongoing suicide case caused by the forum website known as 4chan. For now no further action will be taken but you will remain on the watchlist. Any further association with 4chan may result in a cyber-security officer to be dispatched to your residence with approval to seize all electronic devices with internet access and issue an arrest for up to ten years and/or a fine up to fifteen thousand dollars. If you would like to issue an appeal this flag we have currently placed, please call
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>>589502141
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>>589502141
potention tumblrfag
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>>589502153
>>589502263

magnificent bastard

My sides are in orbit
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>>589501439
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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KEK
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>>589496838
could you give us the paste so we can spam it to
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>>589502141
GO BACK TO TUMBLR YOU NIGGER
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>>589502425
-482-0623. Once on the line say that you just talked with Sepcial Agent O. Soh with the case number of O6688.
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>>589502425

please call?
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>>589502276
THE LIST. Add to it. And see the other names on there. Leave thus thread if you won't do your part anon. You're fucking cancer
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just here for the keks, is backup needed? slightly unsure if I should get involved. if I'm needed, Im lurking
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>>589502682
Couldnt put a phone number because spa, but its the actual cia number
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>>589502626
Kek
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>>589502141
tumblrfag, go back you don't belong here
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>>589502380
are you fucking trolling me?
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>>589502688
HAHA Get a load of this guy! Thinks he's funny.
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>>589502953
9Gag is vince
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>>589488038
1/2
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>>589502953
Add to the list or get the fuck out. You can also see the current targets.
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>>589498371
I am doing this as well.
battle toads is love
battle toads is life
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Tumblr does this to themself so often, how have they not just fucking imploded from hysteria
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>>589488614
>lps_lovelife
fucking kek
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>589503183
2/2
EVERYBODY CIA
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http://logs.omegle.com/5925d4d

>sides
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>>589503190
where the fuck is the list?
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>>589503283
What's the link to lmfao
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>>589502953
The list that dangave to vince jesus stfu what dont u nderstand u twit
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>>589503597
>http://logs.omegle.com/5925d4d
Lemon party LOL
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>>589503587
OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>589499338
I'd hit it
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>>589503293
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anyone else getting captchas every reroll?
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>>589503597
>http://logs.omegle.com/5925d4d
>>589503696
I did not mean to post that sorry
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Go after BandshirtsOfMashton. She's a spy, and keeps piston all of our forum links. She's hidden her IP, I can't get it.
Triggers: self-harm, family problems. Self-image too.
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>>589503587
vince has it, vince is 9gag.
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You: are you an hero?
Stranger: Im a spy
You: do you know the password?
Stranger: no do you?
You: yes
You: but I can't trust you
Stranger: why
Stranger: lmao
You: because a lot of 4chan assholes arep retending to be spies
Stranger: i swear im a spy i woudnt be a 4chan asshole.
You: ok well you know where to go right?
You: for the target list
You: they keep updating it
Stranger: they are assholes and idc either way and no lmao
You: zombo.com
Stranger: k
You: you have ot wait exactly 14 minutes
You: then there is a link
You: the password is mootisacuck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u a male?
You: ok so warn all the people ther!
Stranger: i will
You: i an asexual thenk, you cis scum
Stranger: what lmao?
You: check your privelege
Stranger: what the? ugh
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>589503621
how can i see it?
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>>589488038
b/ros I met a spy on omegle but then I fell in love. what do?
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>>589500857
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>>589503854
ya
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Vance is Killin them. Keep adding to the list guys. This will be historical.
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top kek
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>>589489392
Lost at O. Soh
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>>589503972
Shut the fuck up spy
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>>589493841
Lost it at the semen
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>>589502792
okay, totally not tumblrina.
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>>589500993
>really need to stop
>you don't belong here
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>>589489792
"e.e"
obvious tumblrfag
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like 4chan.

Stranger: Target?

You: sdaot_elttaB.ik

Stranger: Thanks

You: cool

Stranger has disconnected.
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Short but kek
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I don't get this shit, someone wanna tell me what's going on?
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>>589503972
stop whoring your own shit
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>>589496663

Top fucking kek
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tried to bait him so hard...
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>>589503817
my sides exploded, top kek materia
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Girl just posted this to her insta
What do?
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>>589504088
Vans? Likethe shoes? With jewstars on the soles?
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>>589504136
KEK
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>>589504792
Nazi brand
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This all started because Satan mouthed off
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>>589491154
angry purple emoticon
>:(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like 4chan.

You: tumblr targets?

Stranger: This is Vincent any news?

You: nope

You: fucking 4chan thread

You: isnt it 9gag

Stranger: Isn't it ur mom
did i miss something here or
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