If Harlan Ellison was ringing, he'd be Harlan Bellison

If Harlan Ellison was a nose, he'd be Harlan Smellison

If Harlan Ellison tripped, he'd be Harlan Fellison

If Harlan Ellisonwas in jail, he'd be Harlan Cellison

If Harlan Ellison was at home, he'd be Harlan Dwellison

Thats cool

If Harlan Ellison was a colloid, he'd by Harlan Gellison

If Harlan Ellison was bloated, he'd be Harlan Swellison

If harlan ellison was into the music festival scene, hed be harlan coachellison

If Harlan Ellison was a Mexican drug smuggler, he'd be Harlan Cartellison

If Harlan Ellison was Satan, he'd be Harlan Hellison

If Harlan Ellison was in the Holy Land, he'd be Harlan Israellison

I just popped into this thread to say how thrilled I am that someone is mentioning Harlan Ellison on 4chan. That being said, if Harlan Ellison were a computer, he'd be Harlan Dellison.

If harlan ellison browsed 4chan and saw a post he thought was funny, hed be harlan lellison

If Harlan Ellison stopped working, he'd be Harlan Quellison

If Harlan Ellison was kicked out of a conference, he'd be Harlan Expellison

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>>589439559
> this
> there is hope for/b/

If Harlan Ellison was a baked good, he'd be Harlan Bagellison

If Harlan Ellison was Jewish, he'd be Harlan Infidellison.

pro-tip: he is.

>>589440419
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If Harlan Ellison was a farmer, he'd be Harlan Dellison

Whoa, this is freaky. Not 5 minutes, I finished reading the 5 issue comic-book miniseries based on Ellison's teleplay for the Star Trek episode "City on the Edge of Forever"....then I open 4chan and this...freaky

If Harlan Ellison was a young woman from a fairytale, he'd be Harlan Belleison

>>589441295
Ellison is everywhere...

If Harlan Ellison ever exhibited envy he'd be Harlan Jealison.
> Harlan
> envy
> impossible in this universe

If Harlan Ellison was a crab, he'd be Harlan Shellison

If Harlan Ellison was driven away, he'd be Harlan Dispellison

If Harlan Ellison shouted (which he does constantly), he'd be Harlan Yellison

If Harlan Ellison was a deep hole, he'd be Harlan Wellison

If Harlan Ellison owned a fruit stand, he would be Harlan Mellonson

If Harlan Ellison stayed the night at an inn, he'd be Harlan Motellison

If Harlan Ellison performed circumcisions, he'd be Harlan Mohellison

If Harlan Ellison was a newspaper reporter, you'd all still be faggots.

>>589444368

Also. Cccccombo breaker.

If Harlan Ellison was a deer in Africa, he'd be Harlan Gazelleison

If Harlan Ellison had skin cancer, he'd be Harlan Melaninson