Why does this pic remind me of a cactus?
I can carry groceries inside my foreskin.
I could post this one too ... there ... I shared my infite wisdom with the internet
>He doesn't use Duracell batteries
what a faggot
how much job offers did that land you?
This fucking dude get a lil too drunk and started putting batteries in his trunk. Wtf. I laughed i cried I saved a dick pic and I'm a dude. I just now realize I have no one that I could really show this to without be thought of a fuckin homo. lol. Good job OP
>cops roll up while your doing drugs
>quick someone stick it up your ass!
>nah give it to me bro, ill stick it in my dick
>There must be more to life than viewing images of batteries shoved into a guy's foreskin.
I haven't found anything better
OP you are one magnificent bastard.
12/29/14 never forget Mister Richards shall be your name for 4chan the captain of the fantastic four who could stretch his limbs
I'll deliver to the end of this world .... personal fuck pic
someone screencap this thread, im on a phone. keep it for some ylyl thread
PLEASE this is too perfect
Glad to see that /b/ still has that special somethin'. Never change, OP.
D-Size Battery not Dildo you stupid fuck.
What do you call DD-Size Bras? Dildo Dildo Bras?
that was harder to do than expected anon
>mfw my name is peter
PLEASE OP! I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED! YOU'RE WHITE AND CAN FIT THINGS INTO YOUR FORESKIN, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD DISAPPOINT ME!
OP pls put 3 objects in your foreskin, and then 2 objects. THEN, and only then, will we have a marketable christmas carol.
>4 double a batteries
>1 lighter lit
>and a human growing on a foreskin
also, posting in epic bread
I see you like to stick things in your foreskin as well OP. We share a common interest.
this makes you wonder, is this how humanity spent their free time in the past? seeing how much stuff they could fit into their foreskins? did people bet on other people?
> you have phimosis
remember when you stretched it out as a kid for daddy you didnt need to be jewed?
just carry on, they use foreskin as replacement skin anywhere it needs to be stretched and waterproof i.e bladder or cheek.
never, and I mean NEVER change /b/