I can fit 4 AA batteries in my foreskin
You're fucking crazy dude
Your mom must be proud of you...
>>589060710
what a quality u have there, nice
Screened
Timestamp or it didn't happen
wow, i could fit 1, maybe 2 :O
>>589060710
Now get over here and stick it in mine! ;)
>>589060710
well okay.
>>589060710
Put it on your resume
Acquire boner and send them flying out your foreskin. Your dick will be battery machine gun
>>589060710
>foreskin
shiggy diggy
>>589062494
hahaha
>>589062494
Pretty good camera bro
>>589060710
Why does this pic remind me of a cactus?
thanks is awesome man! your next assignment is to warp them with aluminium foil make sure you connect the - and the + end of the bateries
>>589060710
>tfw I put in 4 AA batteries
>she wants the D
>>589062494
Enjoy testicular cancer, faggot.
>>589060710
Post your dick without batteries
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
>>589060710
>>589062714
this pls
>>589062808
wow, turn the fuck down
>>589060710
>charged with sexual battery
timestamp
>>589060710
hot
there ya go battery free
Damn that will stretch the foreskin out and make your dick look so fucking disgusting
>>589062808
>testicular cancer
>penis
You need to calm down there.
>>589060710
i'd love to suck the batteries out ;)
took em this morning ..... Ill put a timestamp on next "insertion" lol
Timestamp!
>>589062494
Timestamp or gtfo
>>589060710
I can carry groceries inside my foreskin.
this fucking thread dude
>>589063375
>>589063375
you're a fucking legend
>>589060710
>>589062856
Kek
bic lighter
You should put 3 and a motor instead.
>>589062802
Topkek
I really want to suck your dick OP. Good job.
>>589063248
Kek
>>589063657
Cool.
>>589063657
timestap, fag
i still think that you should wrap them in aluminum foil
>>589063657
OH SHIT DERES MOAR!
>>589060710
I could post this one too ... there ... I shared my infite wisdom with the internet
>>589063657
How much of shit can you put in your dick? Just fill it with toilet paper until you can't stretch it no more
well
congra fucking lations
>>589062802
The best
>He doesn't use Duracell batteries
what a faggot
I just want you to know, I would let you ravish me whenever you wanted wherever you wanted. I'm really turned on by this.
>>589063158
What's your nationality?
>>589060710
yo this shit is fucked
proud canadian
>>589064322
ur a wizard, OP
>>589060710
how much job offers did that land you?
>>589065067
Can you light a cigarette like that?
If I had a day with foreskin I'd fuckin try this.
Got hident talents ;)
why dont you put some leds in your foreskin? that would look awesome and you could use your penis as a flashlight
>>589062494
this is art
>>589065525
Tangent:
If wolverine had his dick cut when baby,
does that mean he would be cut as adult? Or would it regen?
>>589065067
light it OP LIGHT IT
why dont you put some leds in your foreskin? that would look awesome and you could use your penis as a flashlight
--- Good idea I'll work on it
You should take a job as a drug smuggler. It might only be a little bit at a time but no fucker is going to search you there. You would make shit loads of cash...
>>589065585
noice
>>589063158
Beautiful
>>589061014
This. Lol
>>589065976
"items during flight may shift"
>>589060710
>Why?
>>589065976
not thrue half kilo maybe but not much
There must be more to life than viewing images of batteries shoved into a guy's foreskin.
no timestap though
>>589065067
timestamp pls
I can fit 5
CAN TAKE A PICTURE WITH LIGHTER IN ACTION
>>589063110
A+ post
>>589063158
your dick is majestic
>>589062802
Beautiful
>>589066440
There is man, this is just one of the infinite possibilities of life.
bumping this shit
This fucking dude get a lil too drunk and started putting batteries in his trunk. Wtf. I laughed i cried I saved a dick pic and I'm a dude. I just now realize I have no one that I could really show this to without be thought of a fuckin homo. lol. Good job OP
Can you fit another dick in their?
>>589066449
Panties in a bunch. Calm ur tits. Make believe Peter.
>>589060710
>cops roll up while your doing drugs
>quick someone stick it up your ass!
>nah give it to me bro, ill stick it in my dick
>mfw
>>589060710
>>589062494
>>589060710
>>589062494
>>589062782
>>589063657
>>589064322
>>589065067
Never change, /b/
>>589067201
top fucking kek
>>589062494
Actually, that picture looks great.
>>589065793
Hmmm. Very good observation but wolverine didn't get his powers to later so I say it would not regrow cause it was cut off a long time ago and has scarred.
>>589066440
>There must be more to life than viewing images of batteries shoved into a guy's foreskin.
I haven't found anything better
>>589067494
NIGGA WHAT
>>589067417
IF they cut baby wolverine dick way back then.
Fuck, there may be no solid answer to this...
>>589067668
OP delivered
29/12
>>589067494
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE
>>589067668
HOLY FUCK
Aint easy taking the pic, holding the skin , laughing like an idiot ....
>>589067668
BASED OP
A
S
E
D
O
P
> mfw finding this thread...
>>589067668
Now bend over and light a fag>>589067668
Best thread. thenks op
Thanks OP, for being the /b/ I've missed.
>>589062802
This motherfucker
>>589067668
dude you have a LOT of foreskin.
lol my pleasure !!!! any questions ??
>>589067201
topkek right there
bumping. this is to hilarious...
>>589067668
Now light a cigarette
>>589063158
It's a thing of beauty.
>>589063158
Not only do you have a hilarious skin cargo pouch, but your dick is hot as fuk.
Good thread
we fucking love you op
>>589068543
Dude put skittles in there.
inb4 legendary thread 404
I dont have any skittles :(
toasting in epic bread
>>589068876
Share size op
>>589067668
yup, today op delivar
but he was a faggot anyway
the keks, the keks
>>589060710
>>589067668
someone archive this thread
>>589062656
kay
Im not a faggot, I can post personal fuck pics
>>589062802
Thanks anon
>>589062494
>>589069369
Please do, i want to see.
>>589067668
OP you are one magnificent bastard.
>>589063657
12/29/14 never forget Mister Richards shall be your name for 4chan the captain of the fantastic four who could stretch his limbs
This thread...
>Mfw the batteries leak
>>589067668
>>589064322
Does it make you penis a vibrator?
>>589067668
FIREDICK
>tfw op is ugly as fuck with a perfect dick
>>589062494
Some kind of future gatling gun.
>>589062802
Carloooos!
>>589069221
>>589062802
the dildo, haha i get it
USE IT AS A COIN PURSE AND GET A CLOTHS PEG TO CLOSE IT
Never thought someone could charge their phone batteries in such an austistic way. Never change, OP
Keep faggeting with class & style
put a usb stick under foreskin and try to stick it in the computer
OP, can we see more of you? I want to see the rest of your body.
I'll deliver to the end of this world .... personal fuck pic
>this thread
someone screencap this thread, im on a phone. keep it for some ylyl thread
PLEASE this is too perfect
>>589064705
faggot, energizer lasts longer
>>589062494
Epic bread
>>589067668
I bet you can gift me some BTC for new year's eve
>>589070740
Glad to see that /b/ still has that special somethin'. Never change, OP.
>>589070458
now with batteries!
>>589067668
I want to know how many coins OP can fit in there
toasting in epic bread.
op is a pretty cool guy.
>>589070817
let it go
let it go
>>589070860
>>589070828
>>589070740
>>589067494
Lol thanks everyone
>>589062802
kek
>>589062802
kekd
>>589067668
Apply fan and alcohol and you have a flamethrower dick
>>589060710
CHARGED UP AND READY TO SERVE.
ALL POWER TO THRUSTERS.
>>589060710
this makes me still want foreskin
>>589070257
Ooh, OP what is max amount of coin currency you can fit in your dick?
Got a piggy bank?
OP, now please put a thick eraser into your foreskin and erase something written down with your hard dick.
>>589060710
Keep going, for science
and this is why everyone prefers circumcised dicks.
This had to be done.
Make a gif/webm of you fapping
I want to see that foreskin working
>>589060710
guess you dont have to worry about phinopsis
Penile cancer from radiation. You're fucked OP
Put 1 in your urethra and slide it into your kidneys.
MISTER FANTASTIC
>>589071709
If dubs OP must deliver
>>589070740
>>589070828
>>589070860
>>589071027
>>589071157
>>589071263
>>589071495
Fuck off idiots
First good thread since jizzus 4 days ago, and you retards want to fuck it up
kill yourselves
>mfw I stuck used tampons in mine
>>589070775
1PaGQy8uBpyeG21QJ9rnKHjJ4fjBmBg47
dafuq is this shit?
>>589070213
D-Size Battery not Dildo you stupid fuck.
What do you call DD-Size Bras? Dildo Dildo Bras?
>>589071489
thanks for going thru the trouble of doing this :o) saved
>>589071489
thanks nigga, now this epic shit is immortalise!
>>589071835
>implying plural
They're all one samefag
>>589060710
When you take them out, you can pretend the smegma is corrosion.
>>589071855
his BTC address.
He is shilling.
SORRY forgot that one =P
>>589071489
dammit, i was about to do this
>>589067668
that was harder to do than expected anon
My penis was dry a little ... I've put some cream
>>589067668
>>589071824
roll
It is really hard to do looool
>>589071976
jokes on you, nigger
>>589072337
TOPKEK
>>589072210
Now I want to try, but my lighter is dirty as fuck. I doubt I could get it in half way
>>589062782
>enegizer
I bet you also buy duracell you fucking pleb
>>589072337
>mfw my name is peter
PLEASE OP! I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED! YOU'RE WHITE AND CAN FIT THINGS INTO YOUR FORESKIN, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD DISAPPOINT ME!
For the love of OP's majestic cock, somebody make a screencap!
>>589072543
Fuck you Samefag
>>589063110
toplel
>>589060710
>>589072654
burnt my finger and cant push it deep in the D, for that burnt as well
>>589067668
OP pls put 3 objects in your foreskin, and then 2 objects. THEN, and only then, will we have a marketable christmas carol.
>4 double a batteries
>3 ???
>2 ???
>1 lighter lit
>and a human growing on a foreskin
also, posting in epic bread
>>589072814
I see you like to stick things in your foreskin as well OP. We share a common interest.
>>589067668
wow, so many jews here without a foreskin. fascinating....
>anyone with a foreskin can do this...
>>589073040
Stick it in your dick hole
Im not gay people I just wanted to share my power
>>589072764
You will, the ride never ends.
It must happen if I have dubs.
>>589071489
THANKS SO MUCH
>>589073189
how many fingers can you fit? My records 3
>>589073277
OP needs to deliver now
>>589073149
My foreskin isn't anywhere near loose enough to fit all that shit in there. I could probably just get a couple coins at most
>>589062494
try peeing with them in. just, do it.
>>589062802
qeq
>>589064705
Duracell > Energizer > Rayovac
Or those old school Japanese batteries.
>>589073466
i did 4.75 in quarters
>>589060710
Why would anyone do that? I'm a cut fag so maybe I don't get it. Is that what all uncut guys do?
this makes you wonder, is this how humanity spent their free time in the past? seeing how much stuff they could fit into their foreskins? did people bet on other people?
>>589073736
>>589073466
> you have phimosis
remember when you stretched it out as a kid for daddy you didnt need to be jewed?
just carry on, they use foreskin as replacement skin anywhere it needs to be stretched and waterproof i.e bladder or cheek.
>>589072814
dont start
focus on the non-spider ;)
>cutfags will never experience the pleasure of carrying extra sources of energy with their dick
>>589073971
>>589062494
SHIT LOOKS LIKE SCOLEX
>>589073641
top kek
holy shit
>>589067668
you fucking made my day
>>589074026
>anyone here so fascinated isnt a cuck...cut fag
>>589074039
I'm still here laughing my ass off with your reactions ... But I'm not putting more stuff in there ... I've streched it enough lol
>>589074282
>>589072814
>>589073040
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
>>589074006
The fuck are you on about? I can retract just fine, I just don't have a wallet's worth of skin
>>589073762
yes, literally, everyone in this thread that is like omg lol is a jew. amazing how tjis generation tries tomhide it lol
>kim kardashian
>>589073734
Atta boy!
>>589072337
>>589074419
>>589073170
Trust me I've tried
>>589074341
I need to see a golf ball in there. Or two. Then I'd be satisfied
>>589074491
nice try schlomo
you clearly dont know how foreskin works
>>589074608
Thanks dad, I knew I'd make you proud one day.
>>589073641
>>589074341
dude your dick is immortalized forever
it will be in the next ylyl thread i visit
>>589074520
I wonder how many batteries she can put in her fore-skin?
>>589074520
its oc then
>>589062494
Fair play to you
>>589074692
>>589074055
NIGGER YOU'RE RITE
>>589074725
What CAN you fit in your peehole? Can you post pics? I need this because of reasons.
>>589071911
>Taking the obvious bait
>>589074725
Use a lubricated straw and shove stuff in there.
>>589060710
>>589062494
>>589062782
>>589063657
>>589064322
>>589065067
>>589067668
never, and I mean NEVER change /b/
>>589072543
That's not a foreskin, that's a fiveskin.