confess anon

>>588902890
I fuck trees.

>>588902890
i could probably get an "illegal job" because desperation

>>588903204
but, but the splinters man

i am a nigger

I browse 9gag

>>588902890
i plant trees

i lost my virginity to my step sister, not that girl from highschool that moved away

I used to go to funnyjunk

>>588902890
there was this one time i did but then he wouldn't respond

Im extremly depressed. Its a stuggle to even breathe. Just wanna die but im too weak to kill myself

>>588902890
Op is fag
Sage for all fielda

I told everyone in middle school I was a drug dealer and had 2 hookers working for me

>>588903327
He's in Asia & Europe, he can't fuck shit up where I live (The land of meat pies).

I am having relations with a pastor at this church I go to

>>588902890
I smell my balls.

I have more than 5gigs of cp(No I wont share for I am scare of de modz)

>>588903665
DO IT FAG

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I told my friend I was a wizard with powers and stuff and my aunt was the ultimate wizard and I fought family members and we all different elemental power like fire and shit this was in 6th grade lasted till 8 grade told that I had a lot of my hot aunt and cousins whenever I went to places I got fucked by girls I wasn't even handsome then I cringe every time I think about it

i hate niggers

>>588904153
lie

I didn't get these dubs.

>>588904664
no but i did

>be 21
> last New Year's I stayed at my friends house where I'm like another son to his family
>his 15 y/o really hot sister was hitting on me like mad the whole time.
>She stripped in front of me once
>I accidentally walked in on her naked another time
>we cuddled together and slept in the same bed a few nights
>she kissed me on the cheek once.

Before I left I gave her a peck on the lips.
He still doesn't know

>>588902890
I've lied to every person in my life for over a decade about so many things that no one I know actually knows "me" anymore.

I was in a house full of 11-14 yr olds as an 18 yr old. sister had sleepover.

>Go downstairs
>plop on steps before living room
>put on shoe on
>reach for other
>drop it
>laugh because i'm high
>falls down stairs onto one of the girls
>she wakes up and says i raped her
>I didn't.
>freak out
>start moving closer to her asking what the fuck she is talking about
>she gets wide eyed while backing away
>wakes the other girls up
>calls her dad
>nothing comes of it
>Maybe she realized i didn't do anything
>live my life in fear of a knock for a crime I didn't commit
>I am ugly, they would find me guilty in a heartbeat

I shoulda fucking raped her. At least then I would worry about going to jail for something I did do, as opposed to something I didn't do.

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I can't stand the thought of making my mom bury another of her kids.

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>mfw nothing to hide

I get dubs everytime I post.

>>588904471
My darkest secret being I started browsing more and more depraved porn being 14 at the time I got into scat and rape little bit of cp as well my friend same friend as first post had a sis that was 11 she was wearing tights one day I was already horny as it was I went no fap for a while well I went into restroom and looked through the laundry found his sister and his mom underwear and edged like 4 times.will cont

After all she's done to me, and even after me having plenty of other girlfriend since her I still love her.

I like cuddling more than sex

>>588902890
......
ok /b/
im sorry
but

i think moot isnt that much of a faggot

I have on/off been posting on Craigslist trying to find a dude to suck off, but I get so picky I haven't come close to success.

My 15 year old gay uncle molested me and made me suck his cock when I was 8 before he came out of the closet. Only my ex and 3 good friends know.

>>588904471
what have I read?
congrats wizard-chan

>>588905089
WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW A SECRET SO DARK

>>588904036
So good. I love it.

You'll like this, /b/.

>I raped a 12 year old while on vacation and got away with it

im starting to go mad with different personalities and different voices from my mouth and in head but I try to hold it in so no one notices....

Little sister can't feel anything from the waist down

When she slept I used to stick things up her twat and asshole

Now I fuck her in her sleep twice a week, usually just in her pussy but sometimes anal

>>588905435
Details?

>>588904789
you lucky cunt

I jerked off 15 times in one day. After the sixth time I stopped cumming. After the eighth time my dick was starting to become really raw. After the eleventh time my dick was beet red. After the fifteenth time I was bleeding a little. I just did it because I wanted to prove a point to my self. It didn't even feel good after the fifth time. After the ninth time I was just rubbing my flaccid cock until I had something that resembled an orgasm. I was 16 years old at the time.

I have deep rage issues. In college I beat up on a cat. Like really bad beat up on it. It would piss itself when I came into the room.

My girlfriend gets me so mad I physically try to hurt her sometimes but I hold back so she never really does. But I have a strong urge to punch her. She pissed me off a couple days ago and I couldn't stand it so much I tore up her stuffed rabbit she's had since she was a little kid.

In my everyday life I'm a great guy with good friends, people even think I'm funny. But I have this other side of me that just comes out and it's so violent and rage filled and I lose control.

I already know I'm a piece of shit. I already hate myself. I had a therapist tell me that beating up the cat kept me from continuing to cut up my arms and legs. I'm weak and a fucking waste of space human piece of garbage. I hate myself so much. God I wish I was dead but I'm too much of a coward.

>>588904805
same here I'm getting over it though but now I realize how boring I am.

>>588902890
I am a Wessen

I stole nude pictures of my friends gf from his mobile phone while he was asleep.

>>588903529
same :(

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>>588904980
Finally I wasn't scared of her walking up so I went to his sis's room didn't know if she was a heavy sleeper or not I dropped a binder on tile floor didn't even move
>fuckyes.png
Her ass was facing my way I put my face into it somewhat then I started jerking off started sliding my dick on her thinly clothed ass oh shit came buckets upon buckets well then to I was scared lol so I got a cinnamon bun put it in the chair she watches tv and cleaned off the cum with a napkin I got away but I was shivering the entire time.

>>588905736
What kind?

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>>588905089

I once thought Troll face was the funniest thing.

>>588904815
seriously? You should have brained the chick, what the fuck.

>>588905435
You were 12 too right?

>>588905293
Thank you I'm glad to know you liked it.

>>588905435
story pls

I killed a guy who was raping a girl in the woods. She had a bag over her head so she never saw me. I put the barrel of my SKS against his head and pulled the trigger. She screamed and I ran. The paper said it was an avenging angel. Still don't know who the girl was.

I'm a guy. I had sex with another guy while we both took LSD for the first time together. We both took 3 hits. Him and I don't talk anymore.

>>588905671
You are a coward.

Either man up and address your problems or you will soon be a faggot who kills innocents.

>>588905496
How old is your sis and is she a cripple da fuq?

>>588905816
Same

>>588902890
I wanna fuck you in the anus until you bleed OP

>>588905442
dude just get meds.....it won't cure it but you'll be functional again

>>588904006
Femanon? Greenbelt story pls

I have regular sex with my ex-girlfriend and loathe myself for it because I am pretty certain I'm gay. Every time I finish I have physical pain in my belly and feel incredibly ashamed. I never had that when I had sex with that guy.

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>>588905435

>>588906185
Fuck auto correct, greentext

>>588905496
do you pull out or is it not even possible for her to get pregnant?

I used to be addicted to cigarettes. I quit and made everyone think it was because I have a lot of willpower. In actuality I was just too lazy to keep buying packs.

>>588905816
Nothing beats scared shitless shivers!

>>588904006
Ive beencheating on this weeabo faggot from my church with a 9/10 Baptist twink that I have already ordained

I stole government secrets (classified above top secret) and sold them to private people who i knew represented an enemy government.

That was 8 years ago. I still have over 10 GB of top secret and above classified marerial which has never been made public.

I have not slept well in the past 8 years...

I've been telling my friends I've fucked about 10 girls in the past year. In reality the last time I kissed a girl was when I was 7

>>588906026
I'm in therapy and on meds. I'm trying. I've never hurt anybody and I never want to.

>>588905671 i'll gladly kick your ass.

>>588906343
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>588906010
I'm assuming you're not gay?

>>588906093
15

She's crippled yes. Not a retard but she can't walk and needs a wheelchair.

>>588905671
I also feel like that + got deep depression. Im scared of myself sometimes because i know that anything can happen when im angry

>>588906442
He didn't say no homo sooo

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>>588904788

>>588906384
in all seriousness though, get some more sessions in.

>>588906000
trips
rapenon pls story

>>588906450
pics

>>588902890
I drink almost every night and not many people know

>>588906306
I was scared of getting caught cause I heard her dad coughing from his room spooked rock solid like my dick was of course.

>>588903529
Still do

my gf and many friends from my university let me repair their laptops and dektops, i always get to steal all the pics and vids i can so over the years i have gigas of nudes and amateur videos. none knows i've kept this always for me.

>>588906442
Yup, not gay. Neither was he, but on LSD we thought it would be a good idea for some reason. Bit and pieces are missing from my memory but we both remember enough to know what happened. I still do LSD though, I just do it alone.

I quite like 9gag

>>588906719
Does addy still have those parties with music?

>>588906450oh ok isn't that bit weird though she doesn't even feel it huh

>>588906464
Yeah me too. I'm either completely frothing at the mouth crazy levels of angry or I can't even get out of bed. I rage and I hatemyself after the fallout so I get even more sad and angry and it just keeps spiraling and gets worse and worse.

>>588906408
Because pics of me selling documents ? Fuck off

>>588906837
I don't think the sis knows he's doing it..

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I eat babies, babies are tasty

I sell most of my adderall so that I can afford food in college.

>>588906902
Pics of the documents.

>>588906719
you MONSTER!

>>588906331
lol win

>>588906147
will be getting checked out soon maybe but also hardcore antisocial thanks tho

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a few years back I tried to kill myself by drinking bleach because my life sucked and everyone hated me

>>588906918
I know but like you know when your with a girl and you feel her lips quiver or her body shake from orgasm that's like just fucking a doll or a flesh light

Fucked my step sister

>>588906648
Been in a similar situation when I was 15. Except she woke and her dad was scary in that he was silent and stern. I literally have lived in fear of that family and haven't seen then since. Nothing happened with me and friend sis but almost did.

>>588906937
Kek'd nice gif

>>588907177
did they try to force you to post tits too anon

I tried heroin once and didn't get addicted. I smoked it at a party.

>>588905865
blutbad
sometimes I wake up naked with a dead animal and blood everywhere

>>588907177
noice dubs

>>588907177
I jerked to da autopsy pics lol fgt

>>588907177
Shit, this is like, nostalgia now.

>>588907311
Crack

>>588906001
how does it feel to take a life?

>>588906206
Damn even a gay guy can fuck a chick. I'm probably hopeless

This christmas I stole more than 100 XBOX Live redeem codes and posted them here. I am still afraid of fucking Microshit coming and suing me or some other shit.

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>>588907005

>>588902890
I fantasize about having sex with my 11 year old cousin

>>588906741
this is why I don't like letting people fix my puter

>>588902890
I'm so cut-off from other people I can't remember how to be a person anymore.

>>588907589
Pics? Lol

>>588907452
Do you have any codes left?

>>588906343
posting this and hasnt been caught lol

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>>588907500

>be me
>be pissed at my sister for some reason
>go to her pillow
>pull down my pants
>bare ass against pillow I fart a wet fart
>she gets pink eye and misses two weeks of school
>fails a class and doesn't make it into her dream college
>never say a word

>>588904153
kill yourself

>>588907321
Got a problem controlling your primal urges, bro? I know a chick who could give you something for that.

>>588907500
What does it mean?

>>588906343
V& whether bullshit or not
>pretty tame, I fuck my gf's best friend, her cousin, and her stop mom once (stepmom is 17 years younger than her /fit/fag alpha dad)

My 3 year old niece sucked my penis. It wasn't forced. She asked if she could. So I let her.

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>>588907177

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>>588907500

>>588907141
No problem. That shit can't be easy be don't give in anon or else that stuff will wreck you.

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>>588907909

preface: my gf has 2 younger sisters (younger, youngest)
-i took nudes from my gf's younger sister's ipod
-i've snuck into her room and masturbated with her stuff (jackets, bras, bedding, etc.)
-i still fap to pics i hide on an alt. email

-i'm "noticing" her youngest sister's developing body (i hate myself for it, but can't stop. would kill myself if i did anything to her....against her will)

>>588906285
She can't get pregnant. I've cummed inside her once or twice.

I have been doing frauds to banks for like 7 years by now. I spent all the money in gifts to a lot of people so noone notices, I use almost none of the money I get on me only basic stuff. I do it for the pleasure of knowing that I can get away with it, still evertime I see or hear a police car near my house I freak the fuck out. I am just addicted to being a criminal.

>>588907909
>>588907500
>>588908022
Not this fucking shit again.
Go play your games somewhere else faggot.

>>588907405
what does being on crack feel like?

When I was 13 I "truth or dared" my 11-year old sister into stripping and giving me head.
She's 22 now. We've only spoke of it once.

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One time my buddy has his cat we were running around in a little field I tossed the knife was hoping for it to stab into the ground I tossed pretty high when it landed it stabbed my friends cat in the abdomen the cat was yelling from pain my friend started crying his family really liked the cat it had lost a lot of blood by then I told my friend to turn around and I pulled a good old shovel dog on the cat lol I killed so it would stop and buried it he didn't stop crying for 2 hours lol.

>>588907749
really?
I need them bad it of course is worse durring full moons and worse part I work third shift. Tonight was hard keeping it in while driving to work I watched the moon. Bad choice almost turned on a coworker

>>588907452
Wtf hook an anon up nigga

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>>588908022
Some was translated, posting only old files cos no need problems

>>588908022
Can we have a pic of the most sensitive document you have?

>>588907607
same here not even being edge. Socializing is either weird or I come off as too detached.

>>588908115
Fuck that's hawt pics?

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>>588908318

>>588907607
How long? How long since you've actually talked to someone who was in the same room? For me, 9 times in 3 years. Birthdays, thanksgiving, Christmas, other than that, food is dropped at my door, and I leave money for my mom to drop it off. I think about killing myself every day.

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>>588908413

>>588908208
go die fag

>>588907809
>stop mom

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>>588907838
>3 years old
>asking to suck dick
>mfw

>>588907838
alpha as fuck

>>588907838
I've got a vid of it too. But won't share :)

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>>588908485

>>588908493
Y :c

>>588908115
not bad
am jelly

>>588908235
Also I only remember waking up with a human kill once it was a girl that jogged by my house all of the time. I do not recall much of it

>>588907423
>probably
Youresayingtheresachance.png

I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>588907838
She's also let me get the tip of my dick in her ass, but that's about it. She said it hurt. Been trying to get her to let me try again

>>588909047
Fag

>>588908712
because cats deserve an honorable death / dual it should have had a chance to stab you too

Im manipulating a fat furfag to kill himself

>>588909118
MODS

>>588908655

http://www.docin.com/p-70701070.html

Did you just print that from here?

>>588908999
trips confirmed

I once witnessed an assault in progress on my campus, it was really late at night and I was tired so I just kept on walking and didn't tell anyone.

>>588908578
Kek didn't notice that, fucking autocorrect

>>588908416
You win. I have brief daily contact with someone but it probably doesn't amount tl more than 2 or 3 hours a week added together. I've probably spent 3 or 4 years in this room.

Lol mods for confession?
Go kill yourself faggot

I really like my bestfriend but she is dating someone that is a good friend of mine but i would be with her in a heart beat

>>588909118
go die fag

I can't relate to people. At all. Every time I'm in a conversation with someone it feels like I'm talking to a cardboard cutout. Half the time I know what they're gonna say before they even say it.

The reason I like the internet so much is how anonymous it is, whenever I talk to someone online it feels like I'm actually talking to a person.

>>588909526
autist detected

>>588908118
elaborate... for reasons

what do you actually do?

>>588909444
Check em

>>588909199
Bitch shut up at the first slam lol

>>588909247
>http://www.docin.com/p-70701070.html
Nope, have had these for years but I must admit I was not aware they were on the net too. This is a bit disappointing...

I had these since 2006, printed to... The coffee stains on the paper will attest.

Not surprised though, they're from the nineties.

>>588909355
if that's your deepest secret you probably have a boring life

>>588909401
Are you happy with yourself? I'm actually happy with myself when I am alone. But I know I can't keep fucking around so I force myself to go to school to one day get a career. This Christmas has been really weird, just staying up until 4 am in my room only leaving occasionally to get food. Never talk when I'm in public.

>>few years ago, helping buddy and his then-girlfriend move
>>buddy's then-girlfriend is pissed at him by the end of the day
>>"You're worthless and lazy, you made Anon do everything."
>>couple days later she tells him she's going to my place to make me spaghetti (my favorite) as thanks while he goes to work
>>spaghetti was delicious
>>for dessert she sucks me off and swallows to show her appreciation; said she doesn't even like giving him head cuz he's useless
>>we fuck twice that night
>>she washes the blankets and sheets before leaving
>>we don't fuck again but she breaks up with him a few months later and moves back home six hours away

>>588909729
What can I say, I don't get out much.

>>588909675
you are a
>pussy

>>588902890
I raped my six year old sister. Btw give link6112 gold he seemes awesome lol

>>588909401
I win my ass....I am slowly going insane. I've had schizo type episodes twice now, the worst part is, I can not confirm if what I heard happened, because I have nobody to ask. I've decided that if I hear shit again I am going to commit myself to a psych ward. I don't want to risk losing my mind and hurting somebody.

>>588908318
/pol/ was right

>>588902890
I never seed my torrents

I kill cats and other animals just because it's fun to slice'em up

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>>588909847
Lol good one

>>588907732
That is honestly the funniest thing I have ever read. Give yourself a pat on the back, and be generous about it.

Sadly mine is purely that I have a curved erection.

>>588908235
ftw we have a Wesen here?

>>588908318
any top secret stuff about 9/11?