SHE CALLED HER FUCKING FRIEND TO STEP IN XD
No, we're trying to get collectively laid with this lard ass.
Tell her that you'll treat her nice and even sprinkle sugar or mayo on your dick or some shit like that.
If i would pull my enermour dick out of you and i would shoot my load on the floor, well, if i would try to.
Will your gravity push semen into its orbit and my sperm would rotate around you?
I was learning physics, the lector told, that if the body has bigger weight, the gravity is bigger also.
It's always comical to me how they fat fucks try to justify their own shitty life choices. No bullshit. It's not like I'm trying to be an asshole. I legit try to help people when I try to tell them to lose weight. I have a few overweight friends and they are quite logical about it agreeing that they have shit lives and are unable to change. If they were just honest with themselves and others it would go a long way.
"Jade, I have this amazing friend that I think would help you get through this rough patch in your life. Her name is Jenny Craig, and I think you two might get along nicely if you aren't afraid to eat something that isn't deep fried in lard thicker than your ass."
everyone can loose weight its just more difficult for some. Especially selfindulgent landwhales such as her that would rather blame genes than work out and not eat well. she should get anorexia miss blubberrella
Get a pic of her vag then post it on her Facebook don't pretend you can't she is fat and any compliment will get you a picture of it.
I don't have anything funny but maybe lure her back in get her hopes up with a lie like my brother or friend stole my phone then apologise .. Then sole and more insults. Plus this is a great thread man losing my shit
> this is where my friend keeps his genetics, is it where she keeps hers?