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MY NEIGHBOOR just HANGED himself. I know the picture is blurry

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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MY NEIGHBOOR just HANGED himself. I know the picture is blurry but I CAN SEE IT CLEARLY. 69 decides what I do
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>>587284647
play with him
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go fuck him
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timestamp or get the fuck of
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Fap furiously
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>>587284647
shove a nail down his peepee hole
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>>587284647
Order him some pizza and wait.
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>>587284836
roll for this
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>>587284836

fuck it, reroll
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>>587284926
Roll for dis wan
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>>587284905
Retolls
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>>587284905
roll
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>>587284647
Hang self
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Go give a slight kiss on his benis.
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>>587284647
Dubs for justice
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>>587285081
roll
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Go next door and take a selfie with him and timestamp
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Slather is his body in white paint and make a note up for him
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Go break in his house and steal his shit. When someone asks why you broke in just say you were trying to save him.

Free lootz!
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give him a last blowjob
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>>587284926
This shit
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Call emergency services and explain to them what just happened.
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>>587284647
go there, take picture, post them, be a hero, then probably call the cops
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>>587285081
This is for whom this post rolls
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Set his pubes on fire
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>>587285109
Rollinnformthsi
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>>587284647
How about you let yourself into his house and take some shit? Seriously, rob the fucker (not too much so it isn't obvious) then you can report his death and no one will know.
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sharpie in his pooper
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>>587284647
break in house to suck dick of hanged man
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Take a clearer picture you not
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Engrave a message into him
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>>587285191
reroll
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>>587284647
OP is faggot, this was already posted like a week ago, also op was faggot.
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Go and leave a bowl of eggs next to the body with a note saying "I couldn't do it".
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>>587285277
This
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Selfie with him
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Go raid his fridge/cabinets for sustenance.

If you get caught breaking in, you can just say you saw him do it and you were trying to save him
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>>587285250
That goes without saying.
>>587285277
^Roll
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go there and fuck him in the ass and cum on his face, then take valuables and leave
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>>587284647
Break into house, take his pants down and timestamp selfie
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>>587285413
this
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>>587285462
R
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Take his wallet and everything he has that's worth something
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Call the emergency service but speak like a dead person
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Kidnap him and put him on your couch
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>>587285462
this
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If he lives alone go fuck him
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Call police, tell them you killed your neighboor by choking, and made it all look like it was a suicide.
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>>587285516
dead people don't speak
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Go know his door and wait untill he'll open.
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Everybody shut the fuck until OP posts picture of same house with timestamp. Y'all are fucktards.
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>>587285604
They do but like retards
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Cut him down, poop in his mouth, then report to the police
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>>587285462
2 R
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>>587285440
roll
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YOURE BULLSHIT OP FUCK YOU
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Fuck him
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Tiemstanp
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Go watch MLP
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>>587285277
dis
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>>587284647
timestamp faggot
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>Get a jar of peanut butter
>Get a dog
>Get a dog costume
>Put the costume on the dog
>Break into neighbor's house
>Set the dog free inside
>Cover man's balls in peanut butter
>Bring up 24/7 stream of trap porn on full volume
>Go home (optional)
>Call the cops
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Come back in the middle of the night, take his body and put it on some bodies driveway, preferably a neighbor with kids.
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Sell his organs online
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He's still there? Gotta be rotting after this same post a few weeks ago.
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Suck his dick take a selfie and with time stamp
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>>587285582
reroll
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Selfie with him
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Is he dead? Maybe you should go check before being an apathetic selfish cunt just looking for attention on /b/ op.
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>>587285582
last roolll
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Do every things is on this board
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go inside to look for valuable stuff.
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Is that joe Swanson from family guy
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>>587285929
reroll and take pics
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>>587285969
Winrar
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>>587284926
yes
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>>587285969
Winrar!
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>>587285440
reroll
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Finger prints all over crime scene, open up Facebook on his computer, cut his heels and get blood all over your clothes, throw clothes away in his trash can.
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>>587285969
lame winrar
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>>587285969
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>>587285969
WINRAR but OP is a faggot and wont do it.
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>>587285969
winrar go take a better picture op and take his tv
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I can't see a fucking thing
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>>587285808
I'm with this anon. Saw this two weeks ago.
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>>587285792
Rerollin' for this.
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>>587285969
Winzip. Don't forget timestamp selfie with naked faggot
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Deliver OP
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>>587285582
this
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Sell his organs
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>>587285808
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>>587284647
*hung

You're American, learn your language.
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>>587285582
Rollan
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>>587285969
winry
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>>587284926
Oh fuck yes
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preparing for epic bread
also take selfie with body
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Winrar winrar, chicken dinrar.
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>>587286311
'Hanged" is correct.
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>>587286311
Osiyo, Dohitsu?
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>>587285050
dis
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OP is a giant fucking fag fuck you OP thanx to wasted everybody fucking precious time
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Joe Swanson confirmed dead
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>>587286311
Mfw its actually hanged
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>>587286472
why do you even post without a time stamp, wtf is this shit?
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>>587285641
Oh you mean like a zombie. Because 911 operators, EMTs, and police will believe that the guy that just hanged himself will have been briefly able to place a call. Makes perfect sense.
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>>587286714
wot m8
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>no timestamp
>shitty photo
>moronic thread
>faggotish op
and you fell for it
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OP here. I will try to break into his house and take some pics but nothing more. He had enough for one day.
>>587286311
I'm not amerifat
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>>587286910
Bumping for potential
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>>587285516
top fucking kek
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Leave him a note
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>>587286910
don't be a fag and fuck his dead corpse
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>>587286544
> getting this mad
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We 're all waiting.... Deli fucking ver
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Bump for pic
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>>587286910
its not gonna get any worse for him just take his stuff
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>>587286544

>precious time

On /b/.
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This thread has potential. Bumpedibump
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>>587285969
kek
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>>587284647
take pic without optical zoom fuckhead
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>>587287520
*digital zoom
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>>587287274
Merry fucking chrismas
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>>587287431
Of course
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>>587284647

masturbate furiously into cup.

Put cup into microwave.

send microwave to space.
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>>587286910
Come on OP
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Break into his house, pussy. Dont call the cops
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Repost, hung*
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Cum on his photo
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>>587287764
Lmao top kek thanx u made my day
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>>587287996
hanged* for executions.

http://grammar.about.com/od/alightersideofwriting/a/hangedgloss.htm
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>>587286311
Objects are hung
People are hanged
Common mistake
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>>587288152
Thanx professor dick head
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I have daboner right now.
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>>587288152
OPs neighbor was hung like a horse?
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>>587288278
>implying a woman is not an object
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Op won't deliver
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>>587284647
call police, say you killed him.
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put him in the trunk of your other neighbours car
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>>587286910
I'm the guy who rolled 69, if you suddenly "disappear" I'll be disappointed in you OP.
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>>587285969
winrar, get going OP
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right a suicide note for him saying that people from 9gag bullied you into suicide
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6
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>>587286910
bump for potential
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>>587289289
write*
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bump, keep this alive
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BOOMP
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Op you are a peasant
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where is op
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>>587289721
getting pics hopefully
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OP is a LIAR
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get back here OP
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>>587289794
I hope the neighbour comes to life and rips him apart wearing his clothes and taking a selfie with his dead bodie heheehh
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>>587289971
heehee
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>>587285228
Rolling for what?
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>>587289971
inb4 zombie neighbour killing OP, starting faggotcalypse
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>>587284647
Go inside and time stamp with body or gtfo
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>>587290111
roll
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Ey grills let's play a game while ops gone
I spy with my little eye a faggot so who is the faggot
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>>587290111
reroll
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>>587284926
rollin for this
gotta call from a payphone or an unlisted number or they will find you.
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>>587290214
this guys the faggot for sure
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>>587290214
is it OP?
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>>587290164
double reroll
check it
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69 get, go inside his house without gloves and put your hands on every door knob
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>>587290329
someone already got 69 fucknut, stop
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>>587290309
Correct
Now it's your turn
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>>587290164
this
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rolling for taking a better picture
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>>587290309
he said while op is gone, it's clearly not op
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>>587290214
I'm going with OP.
That guys always being a faggot.
I swear he sees it as a sport.
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>>587290214
lets play properly
i spy with my little eye something beginning with w
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OP here. He's still groaning. What should I do?
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STOP ROLLING FOR NOTHING YOU FREAKS
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>>587285792
reroll
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>>587290519
Idiot
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>>587290521
Weed!
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OP here, fucking his hanging corpse next up ass-to-mouth
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>>587290581
Stab him in the neck
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>>587290521
Walrus penis?
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>>587290623
i wish but no
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>>587290581
bullshit, need timestamp
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>>587290680
yes, your turn
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>>587290689
>>587290623

Piece of shit stoners
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>>587290581
how is he still possibly alive??? put out of misery though
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>>587290735
Seconded
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>>587290620
So you think OP is not a faggot?
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>>587284647

cool story bro.
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>>587290623
correct!

I spy with my little eye, something that begins with D
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>>587290655
Does he have pets ?
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>>587290581
Take a photo you fucking retard
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>>587290876
D
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>>587290891
My asshole isn't gonna lick itself
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>>587285969

of course OP is a faggot and didnt delivar because its stale pasta.

sage and move on
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>>587290796
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C
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>>587291063
Cunt
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K if get trips I pour glue down my dick whole
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>>587290581
give us the photos you took inside, also, did you find anything valuable?
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>>587291063
Crabs
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I spy with my little dick, something that begins with eye
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>>587291063
Crocodile Dundee
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pee on him
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>>587291224
eyelid
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Ok guys story time
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OP is kill, 404 inevitable answer beginning with C was cash.
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op is faggt
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>>587291489
You have my attention
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OP you're a fucking fag go kill yourself you fucking attention whore wasting everybody's precious time you know the rules timestamp or gtfo or are you a fucking newfag? Probably attention whore
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>>587291683
Sorry but I won't be delivering just like my hero OP
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saw this pic yesterday, nothing to see here
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>>587284647
You fucking faggot. You fucking big fat piece of chewed up faggot cum bubble gum. I really should find out where you live just so I can seduce your fat cunt of a mother and make you a little brother, and when your brother is growing up I'll feed him lies about how you beat women and fuck horses, just so you have a little brother that will always look at you as being a sick sack of sub human filth. Here's a tip, faggot: just kill yourself. Seriously if you weren't alive right now, I would be able to look at the world as being ninety-percent less awful. You are the definition of an ingrate, and you deserve to have your balls cut slowly with a butter knife until your testes are exposed so a high priest of nigger magic can jerk off and shit in your scrotum. I hope every single terrible thing happens to you and nobody else. You have shown yourself to be nothing more than a pseudo-witty faggot and I hope all of your loved ones realize that and leave you. It would put a big fat fucking smile on my face if I heard someone peeled your skin off like the potato you will inevitably create if you ever have offspring, because let's not forget just how genetically deficient you are. Kill yourself. Not for me, not for you, but for humanity. Spare mother nature the slow and painful natural selection and get your pathetic neanderthal ass out of the gene pool before you sew your seed into some poor sand nigger woman that later will, no doubt, give birth to a fucking cunt almost as horrendously retarded as you are.
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call the police you dumb fuck
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How about you break in, cut him loose and 69 with him?
Bonus points if you get him on top.
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>>587291869
>saw this pic yesterday, nothing to see here
lol
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>>587291881
re roll
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Look at my dubs
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>>587291869
/thread
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>>587291881
20 tums up thanx OP is new fag attention whore
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Fake and gay
OP is a fag
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>>587284647
Mods ban this little bitch of an op
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report in op
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Maybe OP is in jail for super faggotry
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>>587292726
Bumping for mods to fuck OP over hardcore.
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>>587295556
Im in
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>>587284647
Get a better photo
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>>587295952
Top kek
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op wait for 404
>op is shit
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get a better camera you fucking pleb
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>>587284647
steal his wallet and buy a real camera
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And of course OP won't break into his house because this didn't actually happen :^)
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>>587297339
>>587297425
Let it die you autistic fucks.
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fuck, sometimes I miss IDs
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>>587297504
not with that attitude
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>>587297504
>replies
Ok, dumbass
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>>587297504
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steal any stuff he won't be needing in the afterlife
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>>587284926
pls
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Op quit being a fag and steal some cool corpse treasure
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