MY NEIGHBOOR just HANGED himself. I know the picture is blurry but I CAN SEE IT CLEARLY. 69 decides what I do
>Get a jar of peanut butter
>Get a dog
>Get a dog costume
>Put the costume on the dog
>Break into neighbor's house
>Set the dog free inside
>Cover man's balls in peanut butter
>Bring up 24/7 stream of trap porn on full volume
>Go home (optional)
>Call the cops
Come back in the middle of the night, take his body and put it on some bodies driveway, preferably a neighbor with kids.
Oh you mean like a zombie. Because 911 operators, EMTs, and police will believe that the guy that just hanged himself will have been briefly able to place a call. Makes perfect sense.
and you fell for it
OP you're a fucking fag go kill yourself you fucking attention whore wasting everybody's precious time you know the rules timestamp or gtfo or are you a fucking newfag? Probably attention whore
You fucking faggot. You fucking big fat piece of chewed up faggot cum bubble gum. I really should find out where you live just so I can seduce your fat cunt of a mother and make you a little brother, and when your brother is growing up I'll feed him lies about how you beat women and fuck horses, just so you have a little brother that will always look at you as being a sick sack of sub human filth. Here's a tip, faggot: just kill yourself. Seriously if you weren't alive right now, I would be able to look at the world as being ninety-percent less awful. You are the definition of an ingrate, and you deserve to have your balls cut slowly with a butter knife until your testes are exposed so a high priest of nigger magic can jerk off and shit in your scrotum. I hope every single terrible thing happens to you and nobody else. You have shown yourself to be nothing more than a pseudo-witty faggot and I hope all of your loved ones realize that and leave you. It would put a big fat fucking smile on my face if I heard someone peeled your skin off like the potato you will inevitably create if you ever have offspring, because let's not forget just how genetically deficient you are. Kill yourself. Not for me, not for you, but for humanity. Spare mother nature the slow and painful natural selection and get your pathetic neanderthal ass out of the gene pool before you sew your seed into some poor sand nigger woman that later will, no doubt, give birth to a fucking cunt almost as horrendously retarded as you are.
steal his wallet and buy a real camera