Can someone please draw lewd cup and ball? Cup is a male while ball is a female. You can do it in any style you want. Coloring is preferred though. Any fetishes are fine.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgustingNEETthat you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became aNEET. A pathetic BananafagNEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IREALLYREALLYLIKETHISPICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
YO SANTAER DOGGIE WHUT IKN YOUR COOOL NEEW SACKI IS IT BANANA
I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS ONCE AGAIN!
Thanks Anon. Gonna skiddadle now.
WHY BOY DEAR
IT BE GREAT GIFT OF ALL
BOUNTIFUL GIFT OF....
Can I get something with one of these knights?
For a while, I thought you meant some random prostitute or something. But now I realize that there's a drawfag called cathoe.
do you like knives or edgy things Expo?
I'm not used to people being friendly....
Seriously though how do I draw cute shit
Erotic art for reading.
/r/ RX-0 unicorn gundam (pic related) in a tutu while blushing.
Draw this man playing the guitar
>>People call you a cuck
Thats not even our tthhiiinnnng~
You tryinna flirt?
>not upside down
hardmode, youl never get it
The one time I didn't want a chick or lewd...
Well, how about Ramlethat? Does she tickle your fancy?
I like historical swords and axes and survival tools like that. Not really into flashy blades just for the edge factor.
you have it in you
and by it i mean a penis
You know your image and your text never convey the same emotion to me.
an angel or is that a drawfug? i haven't been here for a while.
sorry anon, ah yes that's good, anything in specific?
you spoiled it! i was drawing something for orangy! but sure, which drawfag? you want it to be sexy or cute tho?
I JUST PLANNED A CHRISTMAS STORY I DIDN'T PLAN THE SHITPOSTING THIS IS ALL MARC AND HIPS
For the record this shit ain't me.
>inb4 cathoe bullshit
This shitstorm is fucking cancer
>TFW WANTED TO HAVE HAPPY FUNNY TIME CHRISTMAS TIME
>TFW SHITPOSTING ACTUALLY COMES TRUE
I-ITS... A CHRISTMAS THING?
>implying Hips (me) is in the call right now
you weren't supposed to actually shitpost omfg why
Sandle Claws y u foreskin us sad childrens of presint
I cannot fucking believe
i never asked for this
we were gonna fix christmas
me and bogmun
but the grinch
>swindling maple nigger makin me look bad n shit fucking terrorism
im fucking dead right now
but also so confused
i shall absorb all the shitposting
>imlpying it's hard to make a bald skirt wearing sheepfucker look bad
christmas is dead bogmun
we can't even make eggnog
what about the milk and cookies
what has happened we must never forget
the naughty list got out of control
we killed santa
our new santa is a shitposter
it is over
our gig is up
men can not be men if they can't stand by their failures