stoner thread

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OP im high as fuck

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any stoners tried cocaine? If so ,what did you think of it?

>>586830819
why do people post pictures of themselves smoking weed? makes them look like huge tools.

>>586833090
It's awesome, i'm often in it, but makes the alcohol effect go away, but smoking while sniffing is the true shit

Stoners are degenerate scum of society gravitating towards decay and retardation.

Someone post Widdly Scuds, please!

Also, keep dumping those stoner comics, I love them.

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>>586834634

>>586834100
i hope many people have actually done this

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>>586834827

Love you forever. Here, take these tits in thanks.

favorite strains?
mine so far is white widow, any recommendations?

>>586830935
How is that funny
>> /r/ trees

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>>586835420
viking weed,
try it.. nuff said

>>586835627
what's it likr?

>>586836376
like*

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>>586836376
lets say its the strongest fakin shit you've evr tried,
that shit will fuck you up, also its indica so its a good fuck up

>>586836376
theres also viking haze but that shit is crap weed

>>586836754
HAHAHAHAHAHA HIS JOKE IS FUCKING HILLAROS!!!!!

>>586835420
i would recommend A-dub its a 27.70% thc strain
and bruce banner#3 which is a 28.40% THC strain
those are my personal favourites

>2015 minus 10days
>smoking weed

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>>586833569
>>586833090

I did it for the first time, 20yr /b/tard over here, i was very high and drunk at a party and sniff my first line of coke and got sober indeed! it was so weird. I did it 2 more times that night but couldn't tell any funny experience since i'd mixed alcohol, weed, hash all together. Guess i should try coke out when i'm sober, but i'm afraid that it'll be too addictive. The next day after sniffing i wanted to use coke again but it's around 40-50 euro for a gram so that's fucking expensive. weed is like 10euro for good quality here in amsterdam so i'm sticking to that lol

>>586830819
ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

>>586837064
had me laughing and crying for about 10 minutes straight, no exaggeration

>>586835893
lost

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>>586839166
It's not that addictive, you can take it or leave it unless you've got enough money to do it every day. It's super fun, different than weed in that you get really wired and feel sort of like an adrenaline rush, basically it's a more powerful, rushy, speedy type high than weed. Much more fun than weed imo. Stopped smoking weed years ago when I started doing coke.

anyone up for a story?

>>586839668
Empire ants is fucking rad though
I remember riding down the PCH while listening to this, a gorgeous sunset on one side of the sky with pitch black rain clouds all around, a fucking beautiful afternoon.

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Posting OC Webms

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>>586842392

>>586841686
>up in Tallahassee for the fsu game
>go with two friends and one ounce, 1.5g of molly, and a few hits of lsd
>wake up at 8:00 after a night of college partying
>take adderal
>get breakfast
>go to cold spring
>take lsd on the way
>have 5 joints rolled in the stoge pack
>get to the cold spring
>take molly

>>586842392
dat hit, god damn

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>>586842500
dude

moar of her

>>586842515
>jump off of docks into 180ft deep cold spring with turtles and shit swimming around
>shit feels and looks amazing
>drinking and smoking whole time at the spring
>its game day so were all fucked up all day
>drive back to town all sorts of dumb

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>>586842500

>>586842842
Sorry man, it's all I got. My best bro's girlfriend. She had just cleaned his bong and we hadn't gotten a webm of it made yet so she offered. She also didn't care if her face was in it, but we weren't trying to make a bunch of videos.

Plus as you can see she can't handle big hits THAT well. (This shot took about 4 attempts no lie)

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You guys think a piece this size is fair to sell at $45?

>>586834335
You sound like an intelligent, rational and reasonable man who's opinion we should all take very seriously.

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>>586843222
I would buy that with the nail included for 30-35 at most.

>>586842905
>get back to town and everyone everywhere is partying
>trippingmotherfuckingballs.jpeg
>drink, smoke, adventure throughout tally, trip balls, repreat all day
>at night go to the bar and eat for the first time since the morning and drink more
>go to the roof of the fine arts building in the fsu campus
>smoke joints and scream fuck her right in the pussy
>feels good

>>586839166
addiction is bullshit, just be strong enough to handle yourself

>>586843484
Right, that's what I was afraid of. Thought that was a 18mm joint at first, apparently it's just tiny.

>>586843517
>go back to the house
>eat a couple grams of mushrooms
>watch Lord of the Rings for the first time
>omfg gandalf
>black out
>wake up next morning
>drove 7 hours home
>felt significantly less intelligent for the next two weeks
>all better now

>>586843805
It's nice/fancy, just really small.

It's hard to determine prices of really fancy but really small pieces. On one hand there's not much glass, but on the other it's much more difficult to make, you know?

A 2 foot straight shooter might be the same price as a 1/2 foot triple honeycomb

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Soon

>>586844219
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>>586833090
I used to mix coke with ritalin and oxycodone while i was smoking bud every night. suffered a heart attack eventually and was lucky to live.
don't mess with anything other than psychedelics

>>586833569
"Smoking while sniffing is the true shit"

Dude, no. Just no.

It will probably make you have a breakdown, those two drugs are completely different from each other.

>>586844444
good get bro checked

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Stoners are drugged up retards and deserve to be in prison for atleast 10 years. My brother did weed for years and now he works at a bakery, a fucking bakery. Anyone that smokes marihuana is about as stupid and reckless as a heroin user.

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>>586844444
dem quints dude

>>586844632
>did weed

So question...
I smoked all the time. Then I got caught by the police with my paraphernalia on Dec 2nd. I got a criminal citation for possession of paraphernalia but nothing for the pot I had. My court date is in about 4 weeks. Will they drug test me? It's my first offense EVER, but I'm a little overweight and was an everyday smoker. I'd hate to fail a fucking piss test on my first offense ever.

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>>586844176
Yeah. Another one I was considering was this one, it's a shame the shipping isn't free on it though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buNglZVB84U

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>>586844444

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More webms?

>bought about 5g's right before christmas break started
>smoke 2g's before I even get home
>have 2 1.5g nugs left
>These nugs are so dense, 1 of those nugs has lasted me 10 days
>only just started the last nug
It's like a Christmas miracle. The nug that was only supposed to last a few days has lasted far longer than I could have imagined.

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>>586830819
>women smoking

>>586845180
My friend had the same rig, very reliable.

But be careful about shipping pieces. I've only done it once, but the piece never showed up.

>>586845441
see>>586842500

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>>586844632

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>>586845954
Oops wrong webm

>>586843222
You stupid fucking Jew, lower the price. Jesus fucking Christ. Stonerjews like you make me fucking angry you don't deserve to get high.

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>>586845477
Shame, I have 2 as well as 2 in the mail, so far they've all arrived fine.

>>586846226
Well damn congrats man. Where you from?

Also what vape is that? I've been thinking of getting the EZ Vape, cause I don't wanna spend a ridiculous amount of money. I just want one that gets me really high

>>586844632
>marihuana

>>586845027
I don't think the court has any reason to drug test you when you go to court for paraphernalia

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>>586846569
USA. That's a solo, they're a steal at $130 now, definitely check them out

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>>586844632
does your brother still....get baked?

Weed is great.

The community it has spawned is most definitely not great, though.

>>586847055
Do you think it's worth spending an extra 75-80$ to get the solo over the EZ Vape?

I have only hit one or two vapes before, and they sucked dick. I had a launch box for a while I'd get ripped off of, I just want an easy desktop vape to sit on my PC and puff on

americans smoking weed is the most retarded thing

>>586847433
Internet stoners suck, but I've never smoked weed with someone I don't like

Jenkem master race here

>>586847433
Brevity is the soul of wit.
But it is also the soul of shitposting.

>>586847901
What does nationality have to do with getting high?

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guys i opened up an xmas presentert i SAS supposed to give to my great grandma. I found the holy grale

>>586848041
kek

>>586843222
I'd buy it for the same price on the website.
Fucking china.

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>>586848178
Holy fuck

>>586847606
I haven't had one myself but from what I've heard you'll be much happier with a solo.

>>586838695
Priorities

>>586845322
That's really more like a Hanukkah miracle.

>>586848424
Do you smoke often or mostly vape?
What about concentrates?

Sorry for all the questions but you're the first anon I've seen on here that has a vape. And literally everywhere I look just pretty much says every vape is really good but I know a lot are shitty.

Does the solo really fuck you up?

>>586847157
her face is so pretty :3

>>586846174
the end of that movie was just way too much for my stoner mind.

>>586848151
it's just. I don't know they act so like it's so cool and shit. Making comics about smoking.

>>586848755
I only vape, only flowers. With the atomic whip rig thing I posted one bowl at level 7 is enough to have my spewing nonsense, It's a fun combo

>>586843992
Maybe you just got used to it. No offense.

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>>586849018

>>586845322
I love it when I was new that a gram could last me a week, or get me retard-baked if smoked all at once

>>586844444
I've seen the quints

>>586847055
>>586849091
So you just put the weed in there, press the heat up button, set your temp, wait about 2 minutes, and continuously inhale?

What if you want to take a few hits then sit for a minute, then take a few more. Does it waste it?

>>586844632
your brother is an idiot case closed

anybody experience with magic truffels ? (shrooms)

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>>586850084
yeah, good shit

>>586849982
> yeh

it shuts off after 12 minutes, and it produces minimal to no vapor when you're not hitting. it's nice to let it sit for a bit too, since the clouds get denser for a bit

>>586850084
yes. It's pretty intense. Took it 2 months ago but i'm not yet ready for my next trip

>be me
>5 mins ago
>smoking in the hallway with friends
>sudden thought
>"hey guys, do you remember when i was a skinhead years ago, and i said that if world peace kicked in, id be the first to fly to jamaica and smoke myself to death"
>"Now i realized, i dont need to fly to jamaica to do that"
>"hell...i don't need world peace for that either"

>>586847901
Europeans who put down America is the most retarded thing

>>586850537

Pffffft, lightweight. I grow the shit and have a trip monthly.

>>586850824
Mad that you don't live in the netherlands, the haven of drugs, my brother?

What should I watch on Netflix while stoned?

I watched all of Trailer Parks, including the movies, and now have to wait until March for the new season to come.

A neat TV show to watch right now would be cool, but it should be like TPB (not that there's anything like TPB) and shit i'm tired of typing

>>586850084
i do with shrooms, almost same active alkaloids.

>>586851184
damn

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>>586846174

>mfw this whole film on acid

>>586852018
God damn that little girl blazed as fuck

>>586852195
do you even read the thread nigga

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dont be a fraud

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>>586844444

>>586851382
Have you seen breaking bad?

It's pretty good

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>>586844444
its says 4 but there's 5 of them

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>bragging about being a stoner

hey, how's 8th grade going for ya?

>>586845274

what is the point of the second chamber? does it filter it more or something? how?

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>>586830819
weed

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This is the real sheit faggots

>>586853082
it is a reference to this comic >>586831005

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>>586853088
>bragging
>being anonymous
choose one

>>586853384
My friend got hooked on meth and he lost all of who he used to be.

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>>586853384
thats some pretty fire glass man. dont do it but i appreciate a quality drug.

this is muh mollee

>>586852018
>when that kush hits

>>586853727
>>586853727
than ur friends an idiot, dont blame the drug blame the person, he chose to let substance consume him.

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>>586853384
>because only pussies need teeth

>>586853350
so majestic

>>586853977
Ahh you win this round mate.

These comics are so fucking dumb, are you guys confusing weed with shrooms or something

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dank

>>586854374
thanks man, haha, love molly
i posted this one too
>>586853310
just looks browner cause i emptied out saw palmetto out of the caps, still some in there, haha.

>>586852879
Yes I don't want to watch it again though
I like something like Trailer Park Boys though, something you could call a stoner show. Idk if Breaking Bad could be considered one. TPB is pretty chill

>>586835442
redditfag

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>>586855619
Its Always Sunny is the only thing i can think of thats kinda close.

>>586855849
Shut the fuck up, you don't have to be a massive LE NARWHAL BACON redditard to enjoy /r/trees
It's a genuinely good sub

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I've been smoking for two years and have been sick only 2-3 times. HMMM I WONDER WHY? VACCINES ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL AND GIVING YOUR CHILDREN AUTISM WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEPLE! STONER 4 LYFE 420 BLAZE IT TIL I FUCKING DIE FUCK YOU ALCO FAGS WITH YOUR LITTERING CANS FAGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>586856076
Yeah you know what you're right. I haven't watched enough of that

Parks and Recreation isn't so bad either. I guess why I don't watch them enough is because it's not as raw and full of relatable stoners and everyday life that I'd like. Not that TPB is everyday life but it sure tries to be. I'm pretty fucking picky, I guess I gotta smoke more

I spent $50 on a fucking nug from a highschool kid because my main dealer is depressed and needs alone time and I have no one else to get it from so I'm pretty pissed about that.

>>586856438
I haven't been sick from smoking once. I have no idea what you've been doing wrong

and oh boy LET ME JUST HYPERBOLE AND STEREOTYPE ALL SMOKERS THAT'LL SHOW THEM 420 BLAZE IT LE EDGY TEEN did I do it right?

home alone, friend comes over, smoke with him on roof, stare at beautiful water, end up fucking..best day ever

I'm too high guys i feel not good

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>>586856873
BUT HURT HOMIE? WHAT CHU BLAZING ON?

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>>586856640
sucks about that weed. how does a dealer get depressed? its one of the best jobs you can have.

workaholics is good if you want some stoner comedy

>>586836393
damn dude i would love to do this with my bro lol

>>586857443

How do you not feel good? Is it a nauseous feeling or is it a panicky kind of feeling?

I don't know how I explain how I calm myself down. I can't really think of an analogy of it, other than.... imagine jumping through a puddle of shit or mud or some sort of goop. You're covered with it. No amount of panicking and no amount of crying and no amount of vomiting is going to make it go away. This goop also makes you feel a bit good. You decide to just roll with it and let it sink in.

>>586857591
i just had some bacon

>>586857669

It's really good weed too, but not THAT good. I don't like how I just got that tiny little amoutn and it infuriates me

my dealer is some kind of fuck so I have to deal with it (no puninted)

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710

>>586837064
Gawd damnit

>>586846174
what movie

>>586842392
>>586842500
>>586842968
noobs, torching the shit out of that weed

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>>586858597
enter the vod

>>586835243
I want.

>>586858661
How do you prevent torching the weed? I know I can easily Google it but I might as well ask here and get insight from different sorts of people

It's a huge issue I have. and I just use cheap lighters.

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>>586858661
heat is what makes cannabis psychoactive

are you the retard?

>>586844632
That's not a cat problem, that's an owner problem. Every cat I've ever own hunted rats and a couple even brought me squirrels.

I need a bit of advice. I'm used to buying online but I'm in a bit of a rush. How do you find hook-ups?

>>586858733
i will

>>586859809
By torching he means overcooking the weed

Jesus fucking christ, he's not telling you guys to NOT light it. Hes saying not to light it too fucking much

Hey anyone know where to get good weed in houstn texas, lemme know /b/ros (also high af atm) ma stash is ovaaaa

>>586860025
That is NOT what he fucking means. Torching means using a torch and that's what they're using

>>586860172

do you use hemp wick or something? what do you suggest using in place of a lighter/torch?

Anyone professional 420 blazers want to instruct the newbies on how to correctly rip it?

>>586860622

Light it, inhale, hold for 5-10 seconds, exhale

>>586854830
WATS THE NEXT EPISODE

>>586860429
by toch i mean those big fucking lighters they use like propane torches and shit those fucking lame ass wastoids

>>586861012

ahhh, i get you now. thanks m8

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>>586861198
last one

>Would love to try Mary J at least once
>Fucking West Virginia didn't past the bill last time it came through.

>Don't like bongs
>Dig old school tobacco pipes.

Do they make pipes that have some crazy ass built in walter filter? Or is it just charcoal filters ho.

>>586844632
is bakery code for something horrible?

>>586854599
I've always thought the same... I swear most of these comics are made by people who haven't even smoked weed.

>>586860622
Light, inhale
Do not breathe through nose
Keep going until it burns, tap the carb to get a feel
Let go of carb when finished to clear it
Exhale slowly to avoid coughing (don't want to cough, it fucking hurts)

>>586846174
he is smoking DMT not weed

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>>586861272
gotchu

>>586844632
If he doesn't work there who is going to bake the bread?

>>586861480
google bubbler
tiny water pipe bruh

>>586836831
I quite like sativa, save indica for sleeping and certain strains for chowing on food watching a movie and sleeping ~ I am a beautiful mess but if I have a strong indica I can sleep for about 12-16 hours so I have to eat before I sleep.

>>586859363
Just light it then keep sucking and the whole bowl will burn. You don't need to keep the fucking flame there to keep it going

>smoked weed twice
>wanna do it again
>Live in sweden where its classed as a deathdrug
>B...but anon drink alcohol instead lol its safe

dont wanna break the law but shit i could use i good high right now

>>586846174
what's this from

>>586856640
Man I would just go without weed instead of paying $50 for a nug... I've been pretty desperate for weed before and still turned down skimped ass bags.

>>586861012
you're stoned right now, aren't you?

I'm so high I feel like I'm at the center of the universe. It's the scariest and coolest thing ever.

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>>586862653

>>586849933
DOUBLE DOUBLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhSVwcRcMIk