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This is Alonço, my cat. What do you think of Alonço?

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This is Alonço, my cat.

What do you think of Alonço?
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did you fuck it
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it got potential
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>>586487002
No.
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>>586487141
im disappoint
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>>586486861
nigga why u muggin ur own gato
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>>586487139
you, i like you.
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>>586487002
did u fuk ur mum m8
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if you kill it ill kill you
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taste good
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>>586486861
inb4 "rekt: animal edition" pics
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He looks like a bad ass
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>>586487229
I'm the real OP

Yes, I did fuck it, becuase I'm a huge faggot.
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>>586486861
Alonço looks like he's not putting up with any of your shit.
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>>586487545
Did you cum inside?
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>>586487636
Around the anus, then I licked it off and put a sharpy up my anus for dem feels
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>>586486861
7/10 would pet
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>>586486861
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>>586486861
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>threatening cat on Caturday
You should use that knife to cut off your 12yr old micropenis instead, faggot.
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>>586486861
Generic
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>>586486861
you gonna kill it or make us wait forever?
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EN GARDE
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I think that it's not your cat.
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shop the cat some arms and a sword and shield faggots
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>>586486861
>gato filho da puta

My siides
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>>586489129
360 dual wielding no scope
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>>586489129
>mfw shit gets real
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>>586488172
>>586487139
>>586488775
>>586489129
I love you guys
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>>586486861
why do you threaten Alonço, you stronzo
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I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
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>>586489975
>>586489975
>>586489975
>>586489975
/thread
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>>586489975
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>>586489975
AND IT KEEPS GETTIN' STRONGER
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>>586490364
>>586489975
>>586489129
>>586488775
>>586487139
This thread is the shit
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>>586489975
YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CANNOT HARM MEGALONZO, YOU FOOL
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>>586490364
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HE'S TOO POWERFUL
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gato filho da puta
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>>586489975
kek
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>>586490629
such power cannot be contained
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>>586490738
>>586489975
We need to go into bankai!
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>>586486861
your cat is awesome, you on the other hand are a giant faggot, stop threatening your cat
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>>586490629
no binds and seals of heaven or hell can contain such evil
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>>586491154
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GET OUT
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>>586491333
my sides have transcended space and time
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>>586491333
my sides went to the kerbin, again.
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oohhh shit its a dub thread now sorry op
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>>586491333
>>586491333
holy fuck
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>>586486861

sware on me mum
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>>586492002
How the fuck do you do that, always wanted to know
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>>586492159
select and area, press alt and shift and drag
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>>586490745
lel
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>>586492266
/r/ing Costanza with based alonco
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I have a good feeling about this
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>>586492516
It's Alonço, not alonco.
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>>586492800
Shut the fuck up
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>>586493309
What's wrong with you? I was just correcting you.
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Afronço for great justice
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>>586489975
>>586490364
MOAR!
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don't hurt him please
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>>586493611
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>>586486861
Kill it.
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>>586493782
top lel
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>>586493782
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Leave the cat alone OP
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Kill it faggot
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>>586489975
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>>586494243
>alanco2.jpg

It's Alonço.
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>>586494344
It became 5D form of existence!
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>>586486861
I like this.
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>>586492002
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I think OP is too faggy to kill the cat
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>>586494454
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
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>>586494842
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>>586494931
kek
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For the love of god someone screenshot!
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>>586495091
Heres the archive
http://4archive.org/b/thread/586486861
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>>586494931
lel
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Top fucking kek this entire thread..
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IT'S FUCKING DONE, /b/ROTHERS
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>>586486861
Op are you Brazilian or portuguese or some shit like that?
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>>586495773
Quick post it on le reddit!
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>>586496146
You, sir, are a magnificent bastard.
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>>586496386
it turned out worse than i thought, cause it's a little too fast-paced but FUCK IT
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>>586496146
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>>586496055
Why is the bottom of the post red
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ryt
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>>586496683
>red
I don't see any red?
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>>586496146
Winrar
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>>586486861
Well, it has a faggy Brazilian teen as an owner.
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>>586496146
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>>586496683
lurk more
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OH SHI
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>>586496146
MUDADA
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OLONCO BUMP
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This thread contains win.
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>>586498186
Always that one asshole
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>>586498324
I just couldn't resist lel
s-sorry
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>>586486861
Brfag
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>>586498186
>>586498324
>>586498399
samefag
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>>586486861
good thread
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>>586498186
thanks for ruining a perfectly good time.
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>>586498533
Smh
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>>586496737
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oh shi
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>>586498186

This was a great thread

And then you fucking ruined it with your banana shit

Fuck you
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>>586496146
fine too
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>>586498533
yup, wow

fucking newfags
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>>586487141
Do it fagggot!
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>>586494347


>>586494344
Masterpiece
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>>586498830
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>>586498186
>>586499043
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mow
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>>586498830
Wow, easy there, no need to go bananas on a harmless joke.
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toasting an epic bread
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>>586499207
im with you
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>>586499330
mow
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>>586499207
YOURE UNDER ARREST FOR LEAVING THIS THREAD

FUCKING THIS POLICE CAP
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dam!
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oh exploitable, etc
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>>586498186
>>586499043
I'm out also. Autistic fags ruined it.
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What about microwaving it? Plz?
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>>586500364
>leaving an OC thread because of two shitty posts
c'mon m8, they're gone
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>>586489975
>>586489129
>>586490738
>>586494344
>>586496146

BUT WHO'S TAKING THE PHOTO?
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This took forever
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>>586498830
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Do Two Pictures Ruin The Tread The Thead Hahahaha Nigga Just Ignore Them Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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>>586501578
24 fps version
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>>586491604
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
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>>586501578
that's really fucking good, but it feels like the ending is missing
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EW
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>>586502085
cleaned up version
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Kinda reminds me the face of that african child meme
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>>586502262
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>>586501488
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>>586502564
topkek
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>>586504030
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>>586501926
kek
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>>586502018
That was all, and I planned to stop it there because lazy.
Thanks to your speech, here's an ending.
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>>586504623
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>>586499925
Unlimited knife works!
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>>586504718
nice, man

anyway, i just made an own ending as well, so i guess there's three versions now
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here's the last frame on its own

ALONCO FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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>>586502875
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>>586505502
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>>586505502
I LOVE THIS!

Some one photo shop his face on popeye!
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>>586505620

You can use a template
>>586500286
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>>586506352
Why is he threatening this potato?
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>>586506534

What are you taking about, that's sid from ice age.
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>>586505620
i tried implementing your idea
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>>586507189

Hue
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>>586507238
HAR!
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>>586507238
I think you can actually make it into a three panel comic.
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>>586505986
cant be bothered to change it you do it
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Puking hump syndrome.
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Someone please, just put an "Even you, Brutus" on this pic.
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>>586507523
fucking knives are everywhere you look

>>586508034
haha
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Fairly endless options for this. Most not that good though.
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>>586486861
How the fuck do you pronounce that? Aloncho? Alonzo?
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>>586507238
This is beautiful.
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my cat
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>>586489975
When the line was crossed
>>586496146
When we went to far
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>>586509265

It's pronounced OP-IS-A-FA-GAW-T.
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>>586509509
nice cat bro
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Here it comes bros.
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>>586510037
lel, that's a good shoop

>>586508623
anon delivars
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>>586509303
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>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
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>>586510840
this ones good
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good bread. bump.
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this one's pretty bad, I'll admit
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i want moar plz
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fuck is this alanco shit
alanco cant fuk with me
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>>586509509

Your cat is boring.
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meow
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>>586512460
Alonço is top ço.
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>>586513171
>>586513276
Kek
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>>586513171
kek
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>>586510840

Thanks. Just changed the color with hue/saturation and then plopped a warm filter on it and dropped the contrast, erased the edges and used the smudge tool a bit. Took 3 min.
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this thread

have i gone back in time?
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>>586513702
With the return of Dubs and no capcha, the OC flows pure and free.

The second golden age is apron is
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>>586513702
Im not even that old, but I thought the same thing.
Magical, isnt it?
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so i take it this is a meme now?
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>>586514040

As much as milhouse.
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nuggets
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>>586513702
/b/ just needs threads with exploitable images
since most threads are (or were) reposts upon reposts, porn dumps and all that over shit, nothing can be well exploited anymore. but the pic of OP is wonderfully useable in almost every situation
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>>586486861
thjs thread was amazing
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>>586494344
"What're you gonna do stab me?"
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i say!
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Goofed.
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>>586514788

DO IT FAGGOT!
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oh wow guys a new dank meme =D
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>>586515020

I daresay! What a striking idea old chap!
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>>586515210
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REMOVE KNIVES
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>>586515542
YOU THINK KNIVES ARE A GAME, NIGGA?
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>>586494931
top keks
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>>586515210
>>586514788
i dids it
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>>586510933
>>586509303
10/10
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>>586516102
KEK! BEST THREAD UP NOW HANDS DOWN~
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>>586516102
the arms with the gun are well shopped, but man, fix that sentence
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>>586498186
Can I save this picture?
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>>586494931

Blatantly stole your work here bro.
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>>586516309

Thank you. Only took me five minutes.
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