I want to divorce my recently paralyzed wife, but dont know how to go about it without looking like an asshole and her taking me to the cleaners.
>make her want to divorce you
This would be ideal. but I dont know how to go about it. Any ideas ?
You don't even know our situation. You wouldn't want to stay with a needy, whiny, bossy paraplegic like her either.
Sorry, OP but there's no way you won't look like an asshole, and she probably will get most of the money, but hey, she won't be summering in Paris with it, she'll probably use it for medical purposes. So...buck up!
Paralyzed from where?
You're going to look like an asshole no matter what. Why do you want to divorce her?
She drove drunk and crashed her car into oncoming traffic.
Shes just bossy and bitchy all the time now. I understand this is a huge adjustment for her, but I cant handle it anymore.
OOOOOOH GOD HE'S COMING FOR ME
ONLY DUBS CAN SAVE ME
OP your situation reminds me of this picture.
It seems like a complicated scenario, she was at fault and fucked up big time, and will never be who she once was. On the other hand she may need you to help her through this difficult time and dumping her immediately is going to cause lots of problems. Maybe help her adjust then divorce later on if you still feel like it? Or compromise and fuck around while you live with her? Her bitchiness and attitude may change soon if she adjusts. Either way its up to you, but be careful and good luck.
Just start being an ass to her OP
Everytime she asks you for something, pretend its a big favor and let her know how tired you are (dont tell her you are tired of her, just let her guess)
And whenever she asks you to do something, sigh.
Good luck getting rid of that useless leech OP
This is actually a good idea OP
She is mentally unstable right now so it wont be too hard, plus nobody would blame you if she does it.
Be an asshole to her, pretend you are helping her and ask her to do "little" things which you already know she is unable to, it will make her feel useless, you should also look tired all the time, let her see she has being a fucking leech.
OP, tell her that she's being a fucking bitch and that you're getting sick of it, then if she doesn't change tell her "I'm done with this shit, we're getting a divorce, you haven't changed" or some shit like that
There is no way this will ever happen. Why would she want to ever leave someone who is obligated to care for her? On the plus side OP you can pretty much do whatever you want to her
>her taking me to the cleaners
Why do men insist upon calling the money they agreed to share with their wife in a partnership "my money". What part of "merger of assets" do you fagots not understand? If you are married, you don't have any personal assets. All of what you own your wife owns. All of what she owns, you own. You SHARE it.
Grow the fuck up op.
you really need to console her in her inability. her bitchiness comes from a loss of control. you need to share with her this loss of control and let her see that she still has a kind of control, but her being a bitch isnt the way to do it.
shes mourning the loss of her body dude, you cant just abandon her. seriously. give her time to come around to coping. Tough it out, and you will be greatly rewarded. If you have patience you will gain something that you wont be able to gain anywhere else, and it will be a great experience in the long run. and if when the time comes that you do end up splitting ways, you will take that experience with you the rest of your life.
Stay with her, and show her more love than you ever have in the past. Thats the only thing you can do for her and with her.
Unconditional love is unconditional. I dont know if you're a bible man, but you should read the gospels of matthew, mark, luke, and john. Just read it with an open mind, and see how you feel about the situation. If you have even the slightest change of heart, continue on to read proverbs, and psalms.
You will become a better person.
We got into a huge argument yesterday when I told her she needs to check her attitude. She went to stay with her parents for the weekend so I feel like thats a good start. This being the first 2 days I've had to myself in the last 9 months makes me realize how much I want a fucking divorce.
>I want to divorce my recently paralyzed wife, but dont know how to go about it without looking like an asshole
Impossible unless she cheated on your.
>and her taking me to the cleaners
The above *MIGHT* negate this.
Put her in a full bathtub then slowly push down on the top of her head, (this will be easier if she intoxicated), under the water till the struggling stops. People will think that she drowned because of the alcohol, and make sure to do this gently, if your pushing her down then there is the chance that she can get bruising, which will cause suspicion to fall on you.
ta-da your free!!!!!
Alright, here's what you can try. Let her diapers fill with shit every day, and never change them. Eventually complain about the smell and put her into the basement to ferment. Eventually the smell will get so horrible that she herself will take her own life and you won't be liable.
Alternatively, you can drop her off at the nearest orphanage and then move to another city.
>All of what you own your wife owns. All of what she owns, you own.
9 times out of 10 the guy owned way more that the woman before the marriage and most likely the sole income source. When the relationship is heading south why continue contributing to it.
Also fuck you and kill yourself :)
why you should just acknowledge the 1st 2 posts
1 you're posting on 4chan for advice
2 you dont understand how marriage works
3 you obviously never TRULY loved her
4 you havent figured out that you will be able to fuck her asshole and she will never even know
Turn your wife into a alcoholic/pill addict. Encourage her to drink/take pills whenever she feels depressed.
Once she is fully hooked, put up with it for 6 months, then cite her being an addict as the reason for the divorce.
Once divorced, sue her for emotional distress she caused you for being an addict.
If she's not paralyzed from the snatch down, you're a complete dick.
If she is, and she's not gonna be able to provide any/regular sex, then open the relationship. Tell her you have needs that you can't ignore, but you don't want to leave her. She's your first priority, but you can't go without sex.
Otherwise, I hope she takes you for everything you've got.
Oh yeah I do, that's why I backed out when I was doing it to my current wife
Already have a couple mistresses, no thanks
>ex wives had insane family money
>around 7.1 million netted
Twice for money then for love /b/ros
And it costs a lot more for a divorce than it did to get married. That's why I'm not so enthused about marriage. Not that I'd ever want a divorce over something so petty as a suddenly crippled spouse.
If you want to leave her, start making some parallelogram jokes, or point out that she needs to stand up for her right to stay with you. If she can't then say she shouldn't have been a dumb ass and drove drunk. she'll get depressed and want to leave you. If she can take all that without wanting to combat crawl out on you, then she deserves better.
Get her into a car with you, make it look like an accident when you drive the car into deep water, the price of having your insurance increase and the price of a funeral will still be cheaper than a similar pro job or a divorce with a decent lawyer
is this happening?
OP, promise me it's happening
Drug her to sleep, put a cigarette in her hand, burn the house down while you're out shopping. You turn up with bags of cripple medical supplies and run screaming into the house but luckily firefighters are able to stop you. Fake depression for a while and get therapy and time off work. Then begin your new life with the insurance money
My wife is not bossy or bitchy. She is actually kinda sweet.
But the problem we are having is getting her to help me adjust to being disabled. I used to go for long walks in the woods. Like 15 mile walks for fun. I used to climb rocks free hand with no ropes. I rode a motorcycle. Now I can't walk to the end of the most yard. I can't stand for more than like 20 minutes. I had a stroke so my left hand died.
I am having a really hard time adjusting. I need help with this. I don't know what to do. I spend every day sitting on a couch. I am bored out of my mind.
Yet my wife claims she is the one having a hard time dealing with it. She won't touch me in bed. I tried to tell her how I feel today and she.got pissed and wouldn't hardly speak to me the rest of the night. Then she went to bed early.
It Is Like My Concerns And problems Dont matter. I need her understanding right now. I don't think I am going to get it. So I must suffer in silence.
OP, this >>584619283
I don't mean to say it's a real story, it's just the other side of the coin. She really have a problem, and problems tend to make people look like shit and be assholes. If you ever watched House, that's an example: he's a natural asshole, but he's a worst man while he feels pain
I am a health worker and all I can recommend you is mental health help. Maybe couple psychology can do the trick and help you both works your problems and resolve them (by resolve, I mean you both could split or stay together)
Really wish you find out what to do
Just fuck her in the ass from now on. She'll never know the difference. If she won't put out, you can rape her while she sleeps and she wouldn't ever know. You can also subtly destroy her esteem.
Have you tried raping her? Did you know it's not illegal if you rape someone who's a para or quadriplegic? If they have no possible way of feeling the act then there is no way they can ever testify that you actually did it, unless get gets pregnant.