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You're lost or some shit. Who knows what you're going

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You're lost or some shit. Who knows what you're going to do.

Treat it like a text-based survival adventure game. Let's see what the fuck happens.

>42, 69, dubs and trips
>les go
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>>584287952
Take a looky at your surroundings /b/

The sun ain't too hot, there's kind of a breeze.
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>>584288118
it looks really nice! roll to pull down pants and start fapping
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The sun's moving slightly. Clouds too.

Maybe you should do something before you get attacked by a bear or some shit.

>>584288233
I guess that's something.
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>view inventory
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>>584288890
You're too distracted by the fapping to take a look around you.
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>>584287952
walk forward
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>>584289304
No StarT digging a Hole And try 2 fit in t.
>survive ur first day Underground and becum under human
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>>584289294
ignore the man on the mountain and increase fapping velocity to over 9000
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>>584289294
Name yourself Poofi, jizz, and eat the jizz.
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>>584289552
reroll
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>view inventory
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>>584289652
reroll. hopefully i dont get fucking 52 again.
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>>584289735
re
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>>584287952
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>>584289294
You can't help but feel you're being watched. Thank god you're an exhibitionist.
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lay on the ground and do dick push-ups with your newly found erection
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>>584289837
>>584289735
re
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>>584289869
OP you better know what I mean when I say POOFI
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>>584290000
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>>584290000
holy shit , you better do what quads say OP
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>>584289869
>>584290000
POOFI IS ETERNAL
POOFI IS LOVE
POOFI IS LIFE
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I found out that OP is a fag. Rolling for OP
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suddenly shrek comes strolling along, rips your dick off and flies away
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north
north
north
north
north
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>view inventory
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Make a shit and paint your face with shit war paint style
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*eat self*

>Autocanibalism is not the answer.
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>>584289869
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>>584290693
restart game
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>>584290693
Name yourself Poofi.
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>>584290769
>Something feels a little off.
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Attempt suck own dick
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>>584290973
Reroll
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>>584290982
check the bag
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Shit in hand.
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>find a gf
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>>584291100

You're wearing a wristband with the word Poofi on it. That must be your name.
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>>584290982
Prepare to fend off rapists.
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>>584291433
Okay good. Now get on your knees and start praying to the lord Poofi
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>>584291433
Sit down
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check the map
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>>584287952
try to suck your own dick for nutriance
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>>584291433
get on ground and start sucking dick
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>>584291587
Reroll
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>>584291791
Rerollol
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>>584291622
The ground is dry.
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>>584291948
Rerol for lord poofi
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>>584291970
stand up
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>>584291769
ayy wut about this winrar?
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>>584291970
check the fucking bag
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>>584292145
First winner after my image each time. I don't stack winners. Otherwise I get a backlog.
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>check backpack
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>>584291970
look at ground
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>sharpie in pooper
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>>584292217
Shout for help
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Check inventory
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>>584291769
reroll get plz
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Backpack
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>>584292084
Reroll>>584292084
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become a door
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>>584292668
Refukin roll Poofi must gain more power
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>>584291970
walk towards the mountain
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Pulls cock right off
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roll for OP widens rolling range to all 6's and 9's
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*Masturbate Grue*
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>>584292819
reroll
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>>584292795
reroll
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>>584291970
Take a shit in your hand and throw it downhill
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>>584291970
You shuffle around a little.
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>>584292810
Moar reroll
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>>584292819
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Check inventory.
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>>584293111
get shot by cop for being a nigger
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>>584293111
summon a bike
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Look at your eyes.
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>>584293111

run until dead
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Wake up realizing it was all a dream. Proceed to fap furiously.
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Dig a hole
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Summon wizards
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>>584293122

You start praying to Lord Poofi, but your nametag was dirtied in the process.
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>>584294039
Clean off nametag and dedicate your life to serving lord Poofi
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>>584294039
take a shit, burrrie it then walk downhill
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>>584294131
Reroll
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Look for corpses to loot
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Walk to the right and discover a bear
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Summon a bigger cock then start fapping
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>>584294244
There we go. Lord Poofi delivers me with dubs for being a faithful servant
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>>584294244
You clean the nametag and it comes out golden. You are convinced that you are Poofi, so you dedicate your life to yourself.
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then spidey take control of this thread
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>>584294758
You're meant to ruin the shit threads you autistic fuck. OP has a thing going on here.
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>>584294742
kill self
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You are hit with a rock that fell from the sky and lose your memory. Game restarts in different location
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>>584294758
fuck off
go derail a faggy thread
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find lighter and 4 cigs in pocket
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>>584294742
stand up and go find firewood
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Rape the grass
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>>584295456
roll for this
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>>584295233
WINRAR
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It rains for what seems like weeks, you're now wet, hungry and dying of hypothermia, you hear the scream of a zombie behind you, you are dead.
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>>584295233
You take the gun out of your ba-
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>>584296074
>Game Over
>Restart?
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