You're lost or some shit. Who knows what you're going

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>>584287952
Take a looky at your surroundings /b/

The sun ain't too hot, there's kind of a breeze.

>>584288118
it looks really nice! roll to pull down pants and start fapping

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The sun's moving slightly. Clouds too.

Maybe you should do something before you get attacked by a bear or some shit.

>>584288233
I guess that's something.

>view inventory

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>>584288890
You're too distracted by the fapping to take a look around you.

>>584287952
walk forward

>>584289304
No StarT digging a Hole And try 2 fit in t.
>survive ur first day Underground and becum under human

>>584289294
ignore the man on the mountain and increase fapping velocity to over 9000

>>584289294
Name yourself Poofi, jizz, and eat the jizz.

>>584289552
reroll

>view inventory

>>584289652
reroll. hopefully i dont get fucking 52 again.

>>584289735
re

>>584287952
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>>584289294
You can't help but feel you're being watched. Thank god you're an exhibitionist.

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lay on the ground and do dick push-ups with your newly found erection

>>584289837
>>584289735
re

>>584289869
OP you better know what I mean when I say POOFI

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>>584290000

>>584290000
holy shit , you better do what quads say OP

>>584289869
>>584290000
POOFI IS ETERNAL
POOFI IS LOVE
POOFI IS LIFE

I found out that OP is a fag. Rolling for OP

suddenly shrek comes strolling along, rips your dick off and flies away

north
north
north
north
north

>view inventory

Make a shit and paint your face with shit war paint style

*eat self*

>Autocanibalism is not the answer.

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>>584289869

>>584290693
restart game

>>584290693
Name yourself Poofi.

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>>584290769
>Something feels a little off.

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Attempt suck own dick

>>584290973
Reroll

>>584290982
check the bag

Shit in hand.

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>find a gf

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>>584291100

You're wearing a wristband with the word Poofi on it. That must be your name.

>>584290982
Prepare to fend off rapists.

>>584291433
Okay good. Now get on your knees and start praying to the lord Poofi

>>584291433
Sit down

check the map

>>584287952
try to suck your own dick for nutriance

>>584291433
get on ground and start sucking dick

>>584291587
Reroll

>>584291791
Rerollol

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>>584291622
The ground is dry.

>>584291948
Rerol for lord poofi

>>584291970
stand up

>>584291769
ayy wut about this winrar?

>>584291970
check the fucking bag

>>584292145
First winner after my image each time. I don't stack winners. Otherwise I get a backlog.

>check backpack

>>584291970
look at ground

>sharpie in pooper

>>584292217
Shout for help

Check inventory

>>584291769
reroll get plz

Backpack

>>584292084
Reroll>>584292084

become a door

>>584292668
Refukin roll Poofi must gain more power

>>584291970
walk towards the mountain

Pulls cock right off

roll for OP widens rolling range to all 6's and 9's

*Masturbate Grue*

>>584292819
reroll

>>584292795
reroll

>>584291970
Take a shit in your hand and throw it downhill

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>>584291970
You shuffle around a little.

>>584292810
Moar reroll

>>584292819

Check inventory.

>>584293111
get shot by cop for being a nigger

>>584293111
summon a bike

Look at your eyes.

>>584293111

run until dead

Wake up realizing it was all a dream. Proceed to fap furiously.

Dig a hole

Summon wizards

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>>584293122

You start praying to Lord Poofi, but your nametag was dirtied in the process.

>>584294039
Clean off nametag and dedicate your life to serving lord Poofi

>>584294039
take a shit, burrrie it then walk downhill

>>584294131
Reroll

Look for corpses to loot

Walk to the right and discover a bear

Summon a bigger cock then start fapping

>>584294244
There we go. Lord Poofi delivers me with dubs for being a faithful servant

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>>584294244
You clean the nametag and it comes out golden. You are convinced that you are Poofi, so you dedicate your life to yourself.

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then spidey take control of this thread

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>>584294758
You're meant to ruin the shit threads you autistic fuck. OP has a thing going on here.

>>584294742
kill self

You are hit with a rock that fell from the sky and lose your memory. Game restarts in different location

>>584294758
fuck off
go derail a faggy thread

find lighter and 4 cigs in pocket

>>584294742
stand up and go find firewood

Rape the grass

>>584295456
roll for this

>>584295233
WINRAR

It rains for what seems like weeks, you're now wet, hungry and dying of hypothermia, you hear the scream of a zombie behind you, you are dead.

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>>584295233
You take the gun out of your ba-

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>>584296074
>Game Over
>Restart?