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I hurt myself /b/... I need some help 69 tells me what do

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I hurt myself /b/... I need some help

69 tells me what do
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>>584207178
kiss then shove in pooper
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Show bellybutton and go to bed
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>>584207178
take a shit
shove finger in shit
take shit finger and put up nose
jerk off with shit finger and to the smell of shit
>69 get
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Go to bed.
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>>584207781
reroll
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>>584207178
Cum in the wound and then go to the hospital and say you were raped.
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you no longer have need for that finger.
chop it off
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>>584207961
reroll
>implying OP will actually delivrar and not just be the same everlasting nigger cunt
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Clean our you bellybutton you disgusting pig. And then get off of 4chan and sleep.
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>>584207961
reroll
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>>584208109
Roll
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>>584207178
take finger and shove it in banana pudding
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>anally masturbate with that finger
>don't ever clean wound
>post results periodically
>FOR SCIENCE
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>>584208109
Roll again bacause i'm GOD
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reap urslef in the arse you pathetic attention sekker
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>>584207961
rerollin
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don't do anything and go to bed
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fap to this picture
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stick finger in ass as far as it can go then lick it clean
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Lemon and salt
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stop being a sperglord faggot and an hero already
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>>584207178
love a duck in the mouth
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>>584208109
Roll cause fuck it.
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>>584207961
roll agin
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>>584208883
Rrrolll
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>>584208285
>>584208936
>>584208497
rolling for this
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>>584208923
reroll because fuck you kill yerself
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>>584208770
what he said
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Kiss finger, and shove into a cup of milk
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>>584208146
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69 KILL YOURSELF...
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watch anime for 10 hours straight and don't leave your house until the 10 hours is up
>it's the daily life of /a/, it's not that hard
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Dab a little super glue on it, you fucking pussy.
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Kill yourself on tinychat you fucking pussy sperg
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Make a happy face, using the cut as lips!
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>>584209845
roll for keks
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>>584209838
reroll
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I really really really like this thread.
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>>584209838
reroll fuck you
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kill yourself
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>>584207590
what he said
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Up the pooper, post pics
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>>584210441
reroll
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>>584210604
last reroll
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amputate
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test
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someone come get me when op decides to fucking kill himself.
>rolling for suicide because im edgy and fuck you.
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Band aid on it.
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bewbs. will dis help
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go to sleep
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masturbate
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>>584210986
Even your id is pretty close to edge
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Cook and eat it, while still attached to hand.
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Reroll
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>>584208970
reroll
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An hero
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>>584207178
>re-open cut
>use a knife if it won't open
>shove salt into it
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op is kill
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Cut open wound again and jam your finger in your eye
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Mail me 69 booster packs of magic the gatherer or send me $30 worth of league of legends gift cards
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>>584211245
Dike Timothy's is your ID
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Last reroll
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lube with ketchup and stick in pooper
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>>584211268
reroll
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Stick your finger in light socket then post the aftermath
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>>584207961
rerolling
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order a pizza with anchovies
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>>584211135
Reroll
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see a doctor
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>>584207961
pls
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DO AS IMMORTAN JOE DOES AND DESTROY ALL LIFE THAT IS NOT YOU
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>>584211035
>>584210930
first day on /b/?
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>>584211741
Roll
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>>584211790
typing captcha like a god damn animal
I AM NOT A ROBOT! 69 GEEEETTTTTT
>>584212069
wut
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lube with mustard and stick in pooper
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>>584212069
Spidey is winrar
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>>584212069
Win
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>>584212069
God dammit.
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>>584212069
probably worst get ive ever seen
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first time posting. i've just been lurking for the past few years. figured I should figure it out.
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>>584212069
god fucking dammit
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>>584212069
69 get
Dump your spiderman folder, OP
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>>584212069
dammit... gj
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>>584212269
>>584212069

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
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wut
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Douse cotton swap with hydrogen peroxide. Apply to affected area. Dab neosporin on it and put a bandage around it to keep it clean

>69 get
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>>584212359
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>>584212069
fucking basement dwelling bastard
get a job you coward
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kill yourself op
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>>584211790
ima have to reroll
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pls.
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>>584212717
rerol please
>why the fuck is this captcha so goddamn stupid
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>>584212694
HAHAHAHA suck my cock faggot
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>>584212871
fuckin christ this thread is shit tier and im still posting hoping that OP will deliver
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>>584207961
reroll
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>>584212950
check out this image i saved from tumblr
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Soak it in the nearest edible liquid and then put it on your nipples with a timestamp
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>>584213017
this is a spider man thread... scroll up
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>>584207961
rawl
>>584213169
you have to be fucking kidding me.....
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>>584213217
you got away this time...
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christ
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>>584213169
impressive
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>>584213169
lol i really enjoy this image
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>>584213169
hahahaha I love it
XD
Do you mind if I save it?
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>>584213349
ikr... I wanted to do something fun. for the lulz ofc
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Suicide
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>>584213169
>gif
deprecated
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>>584213452
Of course not, anon :~)
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>>584213597
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