Post a celeb you want to marry, she will be your sex slave and

Thanks for taking one for the team, OP.

I could drive the combined armies of the North across the gap between her eyes

>>583767989
She honestly gets uglier everytime I see a picture of her.

>>583768174
You cuss, you are neither a gentleman nor a real man if you cant venture into the true beauty of a real woman.

>>583768174
Yeah, how can you look at that and think she's hot...

>>583767989
What the fuck has been done to her face?

>>583768578
Tell me more about this true beauty you speak of.

>>583767989
oh, hey look it's this retarded fag posting again

>>583767989
someone needs to keep shopping her eyes closer together

>>583769237
shes giving the elvis look you idiot, fucking plebs cant even recognize class when you see it, to busy with your rape fantasies instead of the reality of beauty defined. I swear this site is full of bounders and cads.

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You're a faggot unless she makes you weak at the knees

>>583768997
Bow down before the original queen of /b/ you worthless trollip!

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Brie Larson. Ultra-dibs

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Without question.

>>583770487
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

>>583770487
id like to see charlies angels rebooted with Maisie, Chloe and lia, fingers crossed its going down!

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>>583767989

>>583767989
do they have to be legal?

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no one is taking my princess from me

>>583771187
huh? well a human preferably Id imagine if your gonna be married to it, but its whatever.

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Megan Fox

>>583771187
This is generally speaking. It'll never happen /b/ro, just post your goddess.

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I want to make you mine...

>>583771247
How come girls cant be knighted I was thinking about this the other day and it got me proper mad! Agreed she needs knighting!

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Emma stone

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>the best answer

>>583771465
whole system is racist is what I told me me mum, she was so shocked when she realized the same thing I was thinking she nearly dropped her tiffin in her earl grey!

>>583769571
>You're a faggot IF she makes you weak at the knees

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Anna Kendrick

>>583772478
>Inb4 not a gurl

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>>583771991
The trisby in the loberoft oft ought the nought to.
I believe the bloody wanker left and righty too the poo loo.
>implying

hmm

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>>583767989
Sorry /b/ro, had to be done

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>>583767989

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>>583771879
cant believe this shit is legal...

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legal in my country atleast

>>583772919
thats fucked up brah!

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>>583767989
>>583769571
>>583772919
>>583773113
and it begins again.

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because she's worth it

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because fuck you, that's why...

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>>583773218
shes 18 tho right or 17? shes the lead signer of the world famous death metal group babymetal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q

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>>583767989
that was bothering me. sorry, but i had to fix it

>>583773763
your a fuckin monkee, shes doing the elvis look you idiots, her eyes are fine. Thats the problem is most boys here dont understand a real woman having never been around one.

>>583773229
You know it to be true though
>>583773737
Dude she's like 15 or 16

>>583774073
ahhh well she is the oldest member of the group. But hmm 15 or 16? maybe hard to tell with asians but thought she was 17 before so 18 now.

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Mine <3

Jlaw tnx

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>>583770142
You grabbed the wrong Brie!

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Amy Pond (Karen Gillan)

>>583772604
winrar.

too bad you gotta know if they are cool in person first.

she is top pick to hang out with for sure though.

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Georgia Salpa

>>583774241
Sorry /b/ro but I really didn't

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>>583773918
And you have? We understand it's not her going full retard ya full retard, it's just funny to take advantage off and take the piss out of.
>>583774221
Haha yeah it's confusing, I saw them live in their first European show here in England

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Eva Green. Oh yes.

>>583774572
Me and my bro's were playing some tabletop and I made a character my friend described as Short Stack Karen Gillan...

>>583774636
WARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH suh-suh-suh soncifest!!!!!!!!!!1
wasnt that it! they changed the day of babymetal!
arghhhhhhhhhh you sir are blessed.

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>>583774632
Well aBRIE to disaBRIE

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>>583774578
fun, didn't realize there was another farmiga fan on here.
I'd have to choose clemens though.

>>583774648

she's incredibly plainfaced.

>>583775045
do ho ho!

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Kaya is life.

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Jessica Nigri

>>583774241
something ain't right about that picture

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Minzy from 2NE1

>>583774896
Yeah dude, Sonisphere festival, never have I seen so many metal heads enjoying j-pop, accompanied by metal or not, truly spectacular. They had a bitching interlude story thing, look it up

>>583767989
fact:
she was born on top of the ugly tree and hit every branch when she fell down

>>583767989
Real talk, is liking this girl a new troll meme or something? She's not appealing in the slightest and I feel that people are just trolling with this.
inb4 hunchback of notre dame

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>>583767989
>I can dream

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>>583775045
would have been my second choice

>>583775692

hue hue hue, good one, hue hue hue

I don't know any celebrity good enough to marry her.
What's the use of pleasant looks, when they're total dicks?

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Ryan Newman.

>>583768578
If a real woman looks like pugsley addams sign me up for being neither a real man nor a gentleman

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mine now

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I win

>>583770885
Same jokes in every thread. Get some new material.