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NZ THREAD #3

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ THREAD #3
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why are IDs even back?
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>>583687518
hamfag reporting in, anyone from hamilton keen for a sesh?
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>>583687518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Btkke8O6Q

Check em op
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>>583687518
nelson/blenheim reporting in still lonely keen to meet up
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Hello, boys!

>Tauranga
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starship troopers finished.
fuckin Denise Richards you captain now
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Chch here
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>>583687883
yo, hyung
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Reporting In.
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>>583687518

>Amerifat here

I was considering moving to NZ.

Can I get a decent list of pros and cons?
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Aucklander keen to meet tomorrow
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>>583687931
hai

>why have I stop seeing replies to my in the threads?
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HEY
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>>583687518
whangarei LSD here... anyone keen on a trip?
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Chch iiiiiiiiiin
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>>583687393

Lol, I told you there'd be trolling regardless. Feet or no feet. It's /b/. :P

>>583687612

Look at the right hand edge of the picture. There's a hand dangling there. Its' defo ass.
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yee m8s.
GN or better A., ready for meetup on the 20th.? :)
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>>583687518
Ratman ere

>tfw old pair will never come back
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>>583687689
depending
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>>583688042
why can't i understand you?
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>>583688042
Heres one.

>>583687883
Bruh.
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WHERE MY NOONAS AT?
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>>583688171
Holy fuck.

Fuck I am useless. I honestly don't recall ever writing this bad. I'm on fucking stims which are supposed to stop me from doing shit like that.
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>>583688053
Tfw the morphines making me nod on and off like a fucking smacky
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>>583688048
lol wtf, saving this
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>>583688032
if i were on aucks, id come
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>>583687984
Looks like James Franco
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>>583688220
The top one has (YOU) but the bottom don't.

>it's happening, they know I used to browse /pol/
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>>583688282
uno
>tfw sis is snoring next to u :/
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>>583688004
Pros relatively safe and everyone thats not from auckland is pretty chill
cons, maoris and islanders. not much to do
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>>583688297
i live in pukekohe but i'm traveling to auckland tomorrow so i can buy presents n shit
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>>583688296
I have a whole folder of this
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Köstliche Füßen.
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>>583688429
b-but i live in pukekohe too.
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https://twitter.com/Dogemaymay come check this shit, do i need to improve shit on here?
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>>583688391
What happened over at /pol/ with censoring or some shit? I try not to go there

>>583688401
I deleted the pic of your feet you took in order to pay respect to my accounting exam
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>>583688434
She your bird?

>"Nah, we don't go out, she just lives with me and I take pictures of her".
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>>583688325
yo
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>>583688538
meet me at the train station tomorrow before i head to auckland nigga, at 10:00am
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>>583688520
without the "n" m8. at least u tried. :D
>>583688568
bad luck. :D
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>>583688579
i love quiet nights in playing games
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chch, queenspark in
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>>583688401
tell her i said hi~ when she wakes up
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>>583688568
>What happened over at /pol/
He's testing capatcha free posting is one belief.
There's another that he's doing it to get rid of newfags.

But I don't know, I haven't been on /pol/ lately as often as I used to.
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>>583688292
Isn't that sort of what you are though?
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>>583688661
cunt, im still in hokitika with the sis. :( >>583688725
lol. imma wake her up. people snoring make me aggressive.
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>>583688671
Dammit Google!
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>>583688401
What she snorting?

>lel

>>583688680
We're all playing games here.
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Tauranga represent! (seriously white guy tho)
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>>583688810
never trust google. :D lol
>>583688826
yeah loud as. ficking pisses me off. :((
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>>583688851
gay tho?
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>>583688851
There are no white people in Tauranga.
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4 da bois
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>>583688916
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>>583688789

Put a hand over her mouth lol. It's a horrible thing to do, but so funny.
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>tfw /pol/
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>>583688789
imma be in the pukekohe newspaper in a day or 2, i was in the Christmas parade it was gay as hell and i was yelling at kids
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>>583688912
You just have to muffle the noise. Try sitting on her face.
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>>583688990
>tfw cuck
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Wellington cunts
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>>583689089
Jesus it's turned into even more of a shithole
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Oh, if she's snoring, roll her over.

It'll make her stop.
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>>583688979
ill try. shes annoyed now cause i told her i wrote about her. ;D lol
>>583689050
haha. but i wont be there to see it...
>>583689074
dafuq?! no thats mean.
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gas the jews
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>>583689216
The 8 steps of Cuckolding
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>>583687689
hey bro, i'm keen as
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>>583689218
but we are im a car...
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>>583689224
i want to somehow contact you so i can meet up and see who you are, i know nearly everyone(most) in my town so maybe i've met you
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>>583688928
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>>583687518
I'm waiting for someone in NZ to upload The Dream Walker by Angels & Airwaves
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any bitches wanna fuck? i have weed and my car goes choo choo
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>>583689224
Trust me, she'll like it.
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>>583689258
>>>/c/uck
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>>583689323
well im not exactly from pukekohe. are u old enougn to go to saloon saloon on thursdays?
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>>583689315
Oh.

How many Jews do you have in your ash tray?
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>tfw you like alot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
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>>583689421
am i old enough? yes i am you filthy nigger, i used to work at cafe kaos and was a chef. do you know kaos?
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>>583689348
i highly doubt that.
i dont wanna kill her
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>>583688427
Maoris really aren't an issue in the South Island anymore than any white people though
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>>583689534
omg im sorry.
no i dont
omg how old are you? and im not a nigger, m8.
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i bit my tongue, any blood, guys?
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>>583689640
shame about the face
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>>583689640
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>>583689536
I meant this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facesitting
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>>583689662
I didn't know Cliff Curtis had his ears pierced.
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>>583687689
and also, do you know where to get some deals, i only know people in hastings who sell
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>>583689536

"Sit on my face" is a way of saying "I want to eat you out". Lol. The guy is trolling.

Covering her mouth will make it so she can't breathe, and will wake up startled. (Snoring is breathing through the mouth while sleeping, instead of the nose).
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>>583689618
(cough) i'm 18, and saloon is a shit hole with a nice bear. if i got to know you any better i would suggest a night out at the kings arms m8
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>>583688758
Haha nah bro, I'm just inconstant pain until the surgeon gives me a solution
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>>583688921
Uh... Yes... Yes there are.
>>583688916
And no, not gay... sorry to disappoint you Nic.
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>>583689640
Holy fucking shit. Maori bewbs.

Now i can cross that off my list
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>>583689823
>sorry to disappoint you Nic
chickin
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>>583689662
great sharpie work, now put in pooper
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>>583688789
I picture you sounding like that Donna ASMR chick from YouTube
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Dunedin's fucking boring
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>>583689823
literally who is Nic?
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>>583689536
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/social-networking/63931026/Everyday-sadists-Inside-the-mind-of-a-troll
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>>583688928
Cheers bro!
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>>583689807
What's wrong with you?
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>>583690031
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>583689890
>>583689975
Just ref-ing a guy I know here called Nic... He's a fag. Was making a bit of a joke chillax. Anyways who's asking?
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>>583688049
Hell yeah man, hook me up
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>>583689074
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>>583689805
ah yeah thank you. intredasting.
i will try that. ;)
>>583689806
lol. thats why i asked how old you are. cause ur younger than me. lol :D where is that?
>>583689904
who? link?
>>583690021
haha. thanks. imma read that now. :D
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>>583689873
have some samoan baboon
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>>583690124
it's in auckland, i'm getting an apartment in the city next year with my partner.
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>>583689823
>Uh... Yes... Yes there are.
I live in Tauranga.

There are no white people here. I wouldn't lie, I'm not a fucking darkie or anything.

>>583690021
Oh, speaking of Stuff there's a person that I see comment every now and then called /b/ro.

Are you in this thread now?
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>>583690031
I love that girl.

http://vimeo.com/59133474
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>>583690280
You a chica? How old are you?
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>>583690035
Backs FUBAR

Had an op on my lower back already a few years ago

It's just playing up again

Disks and shit prolapsing then exploding
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>>583690240
Interesting to look and see how much they have changed through the decades.

They got fucked by the Brits in more ways than one.
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>>583688135
on?

>>583689298
sweet, where you at?
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>>583690054
I had to share with the bros

I don't want to carry this burden alone
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We must add eachother on skype for the sake of the thread :Dogemaymay
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>583689796
yes, yes i do
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>>583688004

>pro
beautiful scenery
genuinely friendly people
lots of peace & quiet
reasonable weather
pies

>cons
there's not much to do
it's really remote
bogans
a bit backward, culturally - especially outside of auckland & wellington
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>>583690458
Well shit, that sounds uncomfortable. Sorry about your issues
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>>583690403
>chica
No, no, I'm not but I'll do things better than a girl.

>How old are you?
Older than you, probably.

>tfw couldn't write rule britannia because it was considered spam...
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>>583689907
10bar goes off tho
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>>583690256
ah cool. when next year? ill be leaving then...
a good, so you got a gf?
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>>583690458
You from Christchurch, aye?

You have a sister with kids or something?
Play rugby?
Work, I think, as a truck driver or something?
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>>583690709
Hm... Well I'm 18... You white...?
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11370800&ref=NZH_FBpage

>untreatable gonorrhoea super-bug

Jesus christ.
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how2get software development job
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>>583690645
>Dogemaymay
I wondered if you posted on here.

>tfw I added you on skype months ago and we talked once
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>>583690841
you just gotta be based!
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>>583690810
yeah i have a gf She's pretty great, we fit together like peas and carrots and i should be moving out this time next year
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Why don't us fags support nuclear power? So much for clean green NZ.

>space shuttle over nz is always related
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>>583690560
i'm in rototuna, but i've got a car, so i can come wherever. is that all good?
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>>583690821
>You white...?
Yes.
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>>583690527
Superior Germanic genes made them look slightly less u nigger now,
but couldnt improve mental abilities and general nigger behaviour
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>>583691090
ye no problems, got a skype or kik?
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>>583690124
http://youtu.be/cGuNeqTpXfc
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>>583691030
>Why don't us fags support nuclear power?
Because look what happened to Japan.

Now imagine the same scenario in a country with the "She'll be right" mentality.
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>>583690832
Doesn't bother me. I'll just continue jerking off the thought of german sisters play wrestling. The older one managing to pin the younger by sitting on her face. She can smell her sister's sweaty cunt through the stockings she's wearing.
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>>583691013
ah thats cool. then we could still meet up without feeling bad. or we could both bring our sos
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>>583690964
yeah about that, i've been going through alot of medical stuff and now i'm a cripple that can only move his legs if i take pills.
#swag as fuck
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>>583691030
Because green fags with zero understanding of nuclear power hear "nuclear reactor" and cry tears of soy
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>>583691217
Put it in hamilton
>no earthquakes
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>>583690240
Can't be Bunga

Has flat stomach
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>>583691137
Interesting, too, though how in even some really early photographs some look mixed heaps already whereas many look "full" even in the 50s/60s.
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>>583691236

You realise the younger one is the one wearing the stockings.
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>>583691030
Cause a chunk of the bleeding vaginas that hate all nukes since the 60s became teachers and taught the next generation their opinions were fact.
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>>583691105
So you'll do better than any girl? Is that a promise ;) ?
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>>583691186
That video sucked, at least I could jerk off to this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5LhJfxlOA8
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>>583691248
wait you're a female? oh i haven't been paying attention to the thread that much
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>>583690361
She would smell like 100 Frenchman
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>>583691269
>through alot of medical stuff and now i'm a cripple that can only move his legs if i take pills.
I don't know.

I think you shit post something wicked. You told me your dad was half darkie.

>>583691339
There are earthquakes in Hamilton.
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>>583691150
yeah bro, skype id is reeves.co.nz
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>>583691403
>Is that a promise
It's a certainty.
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>>583691030
Well, while cleaner than fossil fuels, yes, the possibility of a fuckup destroying our environment and the problem of how to dispose of the nuclear waste are pretty pertinent. In Australia, they could bury that deep in the desert and no one would really care. Here, where the fuck could we do that?

Plus we're an island right on a faultline. So we're potentially susceptible to earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes. Finding a place that would be not only efficiently placed to distribute the power, but also be adequately protected against these natural risks is either ridiculously hard and/or expensive. Even if we weren't 'principled' against it, I doubt there's much of an economic case going for it either.
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>>583691486
>There are earthquakes in Hamilton

Not the sort that would fuck a power plant. I lived there for 17 years and never felt a single one.
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>>583691486
shit posting is where it's at friend, and yes my dad is a choco darkie.
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>>583690698
Cheers bro

I'm sweet with pain but it gets pretty old

I don't get negative about it either, it's as bad as you let it be ya know?
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>>583691186
nab thats not what my voice sounds like lol. :D
>>583691447
yeah yeah i am. lol :D
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>>583691534
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>Having a ballsack hairstyle
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all germans are fucking rotten people and they all should of died my granddad killed his fair share all his effort went to waste cause those smelly krauts continue to walk the earth everywhere
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>>583691625
>I lived there for 17 years and never felt a single one
Oh, good, that must mean, because there wasn't one you felt in seventeen years there, any whatsoever.

Nevermind that Hamilton is actually considered at moderate risk.

>>583691645
You did give me some solid music to listen to, though.
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>>583691590
Okay... one last question... how old are you?
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>>583691819
Knew it.

I read this and thought "This has to be from NoR" and, yeah, it is.

Not surprised, not surprised at all.
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>>583691836
what was it friend? also if you give me a genre i could get you some more "solid music"
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>>583690816
Yeah I'm in Chch but no to those three
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>>583691905
Shit, I'm not sure I should say, it might give the regulars enough to identify me.

Between 20-26
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>>583691836
http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/4760577/Play-it-safe-live-in-Hamilton
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>>583691767
Well I don't know about that. I work with people who are constantly in pain and it gets pretty god damn depressing for them
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>>583691928
woah if u knew me at all u would be shocked that im saying that :O
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Bedtime.

Goodnight New Zealand :^)
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>>583692058
BASED FUCKING GRANDPA
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>>583692134
sweet dreams anon
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>>583692058
Young enough for me... Any chance you're free tomorrow?
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>>583692134
gn
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>>583691928
call me nate or something
>who was the person we were talking to lastnight
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>>583692210
you have so many goddamn pictures
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drinking after 12 bros [email protected]?
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>>583691429
Didn't say it was good

Said that's what I picture germansock sounding like
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>>583691936
100 Monkeys and Depeche Mode.

Well, a genre I like is 60s pop (Beatles) whereas, if I remember rightly, you're bent was a more rockier, heavier 70s/80s sound.
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>>583692058
pffrt. as if you could stay anonymous from me. :D lol
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So what are all you kiwi druggos up to tonight?
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Anyone else at The Mount/Tauranga?
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>>583692363
Well I'm just 4channing. :P Never hit /b before in my life it's rather fun to act like you know what you're doing :P
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>>583692298
im pretty much the opposite. ask anitafag, hes actually the only fag that has ever heard my voice.
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>>583692253
word
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>>583692389
Yo, represent. Live over Brookfield way. :)
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>>583690280
I'm white and I live in tauranga.

Also, does anyone have any scopolamine?
>>
>>583692441

Not true. :3
>>
>>583692302
ah yeah i getcha, i remember hearing you liked Depeche Mode. man that was tops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvnxWNNlfc
Good kiwi band
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>>583692062
>http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/4760577/Play-it-safe-live-in-Hamilton
That's going to take me days to read. Noticeda few things that jumped out, British, colonisation, Wakefield so I'm interested already.

>>583692134
Night, my sweet treat.

>>583692168
1996

>>583692192
>Any chance you're free tomorrow?
I am always free.

>>583692236
>call me nate or something
Which is it? nate or something?

>>who was the person we were talking to lastnight
Better versions of ourselves.
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>>583692289
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>>583692590
You game?
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>>583692538
w-what? whats not true?
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>>583692590
something
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>>583692690

>Anitafag is the only fag who's heard my voice
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>>583692236
BASED

SOMETHING

IS

BACK
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>>583692342
Did your sister say I look like a Nazi?

>>583692389
No.

>>583692526
>I'm white and I live in tauranga.
Impossible.

>>583692568
Oh, I like this song. Got a bit of a 'Ticket to Ride' vibe to the riff.
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>>583692590
95

i lied on my skype
>>
Auckland CBD reporting.

Who's selling good shit for New Years?
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Did spaghetti bro from last night come back, I need an update on his online dating experience
>>
>>583692758
w-who?
>tfw getting paranoid
>>583692818
hun, she said you look perfectly fine ;)
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>>583692676
You don't even know what I look like though?

>>583692698
Nate, pls.

>>583692843
Im didn't lie when I said you complete me.
>>
Chch here.
I like blowjobs and getting high.
/NZ
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>>583692979

Me.
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>>583692979
>hun, she said you look perfectly fine ;)
But, noona, more people stopped talking when they saw me picture, haha.

>haha
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>>583692843
you are 19. dont hide ur age from us.
>>583692902
fuck you heaven! fuck off!
>>
lol wtf, 5 imns to download a 20mb file, tf is going on???
>>
>>583692902
hangout tomorrow a 12pm at the uni fag fountain thing
>>583692818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I
Try this
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDG7gaVUWU
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>>583692997
Does it matter? (At first I actually meant do you game but yeah I guess this moved us along more) As long as you buy me a drink first ;)
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>>583693093
who? not funny. im getting really paranoid.
>>583693114
people are weird. especially on the internet, trust md. they would also stop talking to me if theyd see a pic. its normal. ;)
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>>583693189
Might wait around, depends whats on sale

>>583693152
Hey man I'm just lookin' for a good time
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>>583692063
I've had some rough times like being alone after my ex ditched me at the lowest point of my life, had to low crawl everywhere and piss lying down out the door but throughout I jus tried to focus on healing and stay occupied not being self destructive.

It's all perception
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>>583693152
add me on skype, noona~

peskykyss
>>
>>583693289

I just said. Me. Lol.
>>
>>583693059
What an interesting self description... Who doesn't?
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>>583692441
thats sweet it was just what I was Envisioning
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>>583693293
fucking heaven cunt gtfo!
>>583693360
but then youll know my real name...
>>583693406
just say who u are pls.
>>
>>583693189
>Try this
I like the drone aspect to it, real easy to get lost in.

>>583693289
>they would also stop talking to me if theyd see a pic. its normal. ;)
No they wouldn't haha.

>>583693278
>meant do you game
Not really, just Age of Empires, really.

>>583693360
I told her to but she didn't believe me.
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>>583693635
No fricken way... That's one game I actually know how to play... And suck... ass... at probably ;)
Anyways you got a pic I could see or thru skype or something?
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>>583692997
i prefer something its got a classy ring to it
>>
>>583693628
Are you going to the Brocken this Walpurgisnacht?
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>>583693628

Awww, you don't already know? :P

Should I piss off the rest of the thread by making you play a guessing game again? ;)
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>>583693628
add me when you're ready~

>>583693635
>Age of Empires
is there a cheat where you can spawn a car?
>>
>>583693359
Are you able to piss like a normal person now?
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>>583693628
>>
>>583688171
wouldn't be a true New Zealand thread without asians
>>
>>583693462

That type of person that doesn't have a dick I guess.
Can't miss what you've never had.

And why do they call it a blowjob?
Reverse Psychology.
Tell the bitch you love blowing and she'll start sucking.
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>>583693908
>>
>>583693775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRBvPKPFRpY

>>583693768
>Anyways you got a pic I could see or thru skype or something?
Yeah, what's your skype?
>>
>>583693974
My real skype account, not exactly willing to give out the name, any chance you could give yours and I message you? My name is literally in the skype name.
>>
>>583693789
normally o go every year but this year im in nz, so i cant :D
>>583693825
lol. but my voice? how do you know my voice?
>>583693826
never :D
>>583693635
trust me, they would. :D
>>
>>583693826
>is there a cheat where you can spawn a car?
Yeah bro.

>baby you can drive my car.
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>>583693908
lol.
just general hate against all users called "heaven". do not take personal.
derives from bad experience with one of them
>>
>>583693826
Easy "howdoiturnthison" in AfE 2
>>
>>583694041
Yeah, I'll give mine.

Your first name doesn't begin with a J does it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ipCKIxdHTs
>TFW no tori amos
>>
>>583694207
Nope. You don't know me, trust me I'm a newfag.
>>
>>583694042
Is the thing about the Brocken and witches common knowledge in germany?
>>
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>>583694175
Don't be hatin' baby, I'll be the Heaven you need
>>
>>583692389
you guys have internet down their?
>>
>>583694264
Tfw the mother fucking slitheen?
>>
>>583694285
yes. all the women in my family are witches. we go there every year together.
>>
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>tfw HIV will never be the same
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>>583694364
the slitheen are my ultimate fetish
>>
>>583694264
Kate Bush blows Tori out the water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4&app=desktop>>583694264
>>
>>583694042

Never underestimate an anon ;)
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>>583694394
>>
>>583694508
facebook. it must be facdbook
>>
>>583692526
toby?

also white in tauranga, smashed a bunch of ritz turn on some drum and bass could be anywhere fuck et
>>
>>583694372
*makes sign of the cross*
>>
>>583694394
stop, no one wants this
>>
>>583694507
hey hey hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg

Don't start a weird female musician comp without Pj Harvey
>>
>>583694463
EMWIV... Yikes... :P
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why are AIDs even back?
>>
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>>583694591

Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows? :P
>>
where the dunedin niggas at?
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>>583694698
>>
>>583694641
Fuckin' love PJ Harvey.
>>
>>583694641
Forgot about Heart, mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0&app=desktop
>>
>>583694698
u r comfy
>>
>>583694750
Go to bed hillsyfag :p
>>
>>583693826
They had like babies on a tricicle too iirc.

Fuckin lazers and nukes everywhere
>>
>>583694639
>denkaim
nice id, me
>>
>>583694829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzmMB8dTwGs
needs to be a leaked sex vid of these two
>>583694857
huehuehuehuehuehue
the hair is amazing, but i gotta say Kate bush is 10/10
>>
what time did mcdonalds guy get off work last night
>>
>>583692415
Make one more emoticon you fucking kiwi fuck. I dare you
>>
>>583694613
>toby
No. My name is kunte.
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>>583694781
>>
>>583695227
:P u mad
>>
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>>583695227
sent ;)
>>
>>583694885

Hillsyfag?
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>>583695307
kunta kinte? you sound about as white as a nigger

what are you after scolopamine for anyway it's not that good
>>
>>583695227
pls be happy like this :-)
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>>583695227
;-)
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>tfw waiting for 300
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>>583695557
>kunta kinte
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>>583695587
:)
>>
dunedin fag
just back from work function
drunk af
got a free samsung tablet
was trying for an xbox one tho
my work is the best
>>
>>583695598

>stealing 300.
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>>583695449
I must be mistaken lol
>>
>>583695629
he bae
>>
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>>583695635
dunners m8, where was the function?
>>
>>583695640
had to wait for post cooldown ;_;

i h8 u all
>>
>>583695635
where you work brah
>>
>>583695676
hey :3
on a side note do you guys follow pusheen the cat
>>
>>583695710

Rekt.
>>
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>>583695640
Careful m8, posts will be deleted
>>
new thread or nah

i would make one because it would be comfy

but that would discourage me from watching my kdrama
>>
Jim Beam & Extra Dry Cola 7% 8 Pack Cans 330ml $19.99
Cody's & Cola 5% 15 Pack Cans 250ml $19.99

Woodstock & Cola 6% 4 Pack Cans 420ml
2 for $20

not sure what tomorrow nights ammo will be
>>
>>583695847
yes new thread for us nocturnal birds
>i spelt nocturnal right
>>
>>583695614
haha ncea level 1 history class with sexy miss white, no idea how I can remember slavebro kunta
>>
>>583695847
We don't want you to hurt yourself.
>>
>>583695781
>tfw you exceed the limit on the number of posts you can delete in a thread
life is suffering
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