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ITT: We post our names and let others do assumptions based solely on that, then we answer if those assumptions are real or not
I'll start: Daniel
>inb4 italian pizza flipping cuntlord
White looking Spanish guy that's feminine as fuck and has many girl friends
Generic white male from every video game
Gold watch, but close
You play football or wrestle you faggot
Generic white male
Asian guy that everyone makes racist jokes towards because they think you're cool with them but you hate them
L O N D O N
ur a fagit
I am actually pretty far from full on nerd, the hardest thing I know how to do on a computer is a factory wipe, and school isn’t even on my top five list of priorities, I do know other spencers that meet your generalization though
The tracksuit is strong with you
You enjoy video games
Wears glasses and has Sikh parents
You ride a longboard
You want to take political science
You have a large chin
You play hockey, or are part of the douchey in-crowd
cool black guy
got some sweet dance moves
drives a fucking nice ride
likes to give orders, doesnt like following them
you like E.T. stories
you're into technology stuff, maybe a technician?
you have strawberry blonde hair have a girlfriend who is a foot taller then you and is mixed which is awkward as hell, you are annoying as fuck and are a major faggot as well
a good friend, also an asshole but people still like you for that
you're a jew
you give up way too early on the shit you do
will be president someday
you got a nice style bro
you like jewels
>old ass man who likes to weld
>is 19, like to perform music
Lots of Jews and frogs were in the Bible, too. Does that make me a Jewish frog by proxy?
definitely, you are also hail, locust and wine that is actually blood of some dude with a beard who seems to be high all of the time and can do miracles, I was trying to say you are unique as fuck ;)
An old man, who likes to drink shitty beer.
A creep, who is always on his DS.
Average piece of average shit, you average motherfucker.
You like things that were ment for children, and you are slightly retarded.
You cannot discern the need for you to start wearing clothing a size bigger.
God-tier basketball player, plagued by intellectual and pigment color based failures.
You were hardcore raised to the religion of your family growing up, and you listen to metal.
Forgot pic lol
Haha I feel like I grow disconnected from Islam every single day but if any other muslim guy knows that I am losing my religion that they're gonna ostracize me. Which sucks.
>You were hardcore raised to the religion of your family growing up, and you listen to metal.
Second part is right I do listen to metal. Wasn't very into religion but my mom was, still never went though.
You were around scooby doo alot growing up.
Your spirit animal is a polar bear.
You enjoy satire, especially The Onion, and you like tea.
You too need to wear shits a size up.
You like sports, and wear hats alot.
You enjoyed Arnold Schwarzenegger's rule of California.
You can sow, and watch Netflix.. That's about it..
You are either a skinny black mane or a fat white male.
Your parents are a bore, because they made such an original name; however you are highly orriginal.
you have long gross hair
youre obsessed with anime
youre a fucking toddler
youre an asshole
My name's quentin, fuck me
I imagine someone who is chill, twink-y, sometimes douchey.
This awesome girl gave me a flower at work yesterday. Her name was Darien. meh.
tall, wear too much black
has either a really great taste in music or a really shitty one, no inbetween
That's pretty damn accurate actually...
Excels in construction or design
Your parents are divorced
You have black hair and a subdued smile
Your parents call themselves affluent
You're studying engineering
You play piano
You play hockey or video games avidly
You're a bully, or you don't take shit
You have a small, tight-knit circle of friends
You're blond or you have aspergers
You have an acoustic guitar
You have an interest in the military
You've tried weed at least three times
You don't take much seriously, and it makes for a lot of fun times
You enjoy ready sometimes
Tristan: You know the etymological origin of your name and get off on watching yourself jack it
Alison: You like handbags or soccer
Ethan: You own six polo shirts
you cant fool me, pickles
Spencer is a confusing little cunt
You have a big family dog
You have faced great heartache as of late
You have a slim build
You have brown hair
You're a sexy asian woman
You wear glasses (sometimes); you know your shit, and put bitches in their place with humor
Leather jackets work for you
You enjoy smoking weed but only occasionally
You have a larger than average nose, but a big heart
You're fucking huge, but you can't grow a lot of facial hair
eternally the 'kid'
My dad is an artist who travelled Europe, plays mad guitar, graphic designer, loves nature. My mom is a beautiful slut with a personality disorder.
Maybe a few years ago. You're a total sportsfag.
that makes you better. black is soopy
You enjoy feminism, or at least the failure of it. You also prefer to wear long socks in the spring.
You own too many band t-shirts.
You prefer wooden countertops.
You have taken off a bra before, and the strap has broken and hitten your eye.
You are very tall, and have an serious accent.
hahahaha, got that right bro
Bro fist, mah nigga!
smoking hot, and you know how to take advantage of that
you don't have the success you deserve
actually good with the ladies, but somehow just fuck up at the end
Hm, i mean, i definitely remember watching it..
Interesting, i'm skinnyfit, mostly the skinny, but yeah if i were to attempt a beard i'm pretty sure it'd be shite
This fuckin guy
>only one person doing guessing
You probably talk a lot.
A little slow but an chill guy
Annoying cunt who tries to fit in where she doesn't belong
You like trucks, or cars in general. But specifically trucks.
You hate faggots named Dante
I am confusing because I was looking to start a fight by mentioning the bible but you handled the situation well so I decided to respect that and respond respectfully
I don't think so. I've always been in monogamous relationships. But I respect your opinion.
Heh, much appreciated. But I don't think so.
Don't think I own a single band tshirt
people sleep in you
you look like that weird guy from the goonies. you know the one
you act like you're funny but you're really just a boring person
>Abigail is a god tier name, for those who haven't rated me. I rate myself and win.
> pic related
what are you still doing up? go to bed son
shh, don't tell anyone
I do enjoy a good babe ruth
1337 supreme haxx00r
you've got a sweet leather jacket, also you ride a motorcycle
You like drugs, also plays a lot of vidya
You have a large amount of belts (5+).
You share a household with 6+ people.
You have never been on a ferris wheel.
You cry more watching children's films then you do adult films.
You owe someone alot of money.
You don't own a single gun.
You were a joke growing up, now you're.. whatever.
Will be as badass as you think you are once you get /fit/
if this were the middle ages, you'd be a fucking conqueror
You`re chill but don't make friends easily
probably a slut
You are the tits
You`re a stoner
Straight up cool dude
I like Tyler too
unfortunate name, probably not a bad guy
blonde hair, chill attitude, sometimes a douche
only once in a great while can i stand one.
i am winrar
dark hair, like eyeliner a lot, hate one of your closest friends secretly.
if that's your real name, it is marvelous. you are god tier
act nice but hate everyone on the inside. sometimes let bitchy side through
toothpick legs. nuff said
Was a bit of a joke when I was younger, but now I'd like to think I'm a bit more than... whatever
nope, 09 corolla
Damn straight, been working on it these past few months actually
actually, I'm always short belts, only have one shitty rope belt right now.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU WERE IN MY BALLS ONCE AND SO HELP ME GOD I'LL PUT YOU BACK
he gives no fucks, and he shouldn't
not my favorite, but I'd never turn one down
Leader of team rocket, can also vibrate through walls and burrow underground
Doesnt take shit from anybody
Everyone calls you mich, typical douche.
Retarded, spells his name wrong constantly.
You are a male that doesn't like his name.
You are a stoner
You still don't have your driver's license.
You've gone boating alot.
You enjoy quiet time more then party time.
If somehow you get a rifle, you'll commit a mass murder
you're a werewolf
hahahaha keep going bro!
you play guitar, you think you rock but you really don't
I do play piano.
he will lead us mightily
Clearly you're the devil. Captcha is close to teemo, and everyone knows teemo is satan.
Our ID's are close in color.
>You can stay
I know one that was uberfag retard lvl 100, it still resonates with me.
I try not to, but it's hard. Do you go by Elizabeth, or some nickname? I go by Abi because Abigail sounds like some southern belle who marries a rich asshole because her daddy told her to.
I knew a Nikki in real life, she was like that. Not a bad person, just really didn't like one of her friends who was really obnoxious.
That was meant to be a jock, but I guess my psychopowers took over.
You grew up liking pokemon in a poor family.
You enjoy your mother more then your father.
you have powerful thighs from squatting
you wore alot of black cloths in highschool
you can't parallel park
you don't know the difference between a verb and an adverb
you can't swim
you are the reason your parents got divorced
your parents are not smart
you will get raped
life confuses you
If you grew up in the U.S., you grew up on the West coast.
You have wooden chairs, and prefer carbon fiber molding.
You know some Spanish, and prefer handbags over backpacks.