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69 decides what happens to my cat

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69 decides what happens to my cat
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feed her
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>>583068019
It's a guy
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Finger butt
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Leave it the fuck alone.
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Give the cat snacks.
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kill here
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Pet him and feed him
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wear cat on head
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>>583067939
u feed it catfood and stroke it
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Leave alone or put on head, would be funny
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draw on it
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> rape her
> WEBMTHATSHIT.jpg
> upload for us to watch
> ???
> !!!!PROFIT!!!! <
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pat the puss
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wrap tail around dick
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>>583067939
Set it on fire and stream it
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>>583068091
feed him
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Cum on its face
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Give him to a family that cares.
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buttfuck it
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Touch nose
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feed it
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shovelcat.webm
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piss on it
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Give it a bath.
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Kill it
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cuddle it
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>>583068439
roll
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love the cat forever and make sure its safe and healthy
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>>583067939

s/he should get a treat :^)
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did you know that white cats are deaf
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Spray anything on her
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feed him then
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>>583068494
seriously tho, reroll
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>>583068368
So close...
Rollin' for this
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Use it as a mop to clean your floor
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>>583067939
let it play with your eyes
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Pet it
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Nothing
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>>583067939
Give here cat snacks and a good petting.
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You leave him out of 4chan. forever.
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give it a mohawk haircut
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Put your face on his tummy
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Leave it alone
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cuddle it
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>>583068368
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Paint it as a zebra
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Nibble on it's ear
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>>583067939
lick cat
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Love him and take good care of him forever, or find a good loving home for him
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Give it a bath
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>>583068724
reroll
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Make it lick your dick, take pics/webms
or
pop YOUR eyeball and feed it to him
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Cum on it and post picture.
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>>583068351
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Cum on its food
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Don't harm him
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>>583067939
rub her belly. bitches love belly rubbles
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>>583068683
Reroll
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Eat his food
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cut off its right front paw
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suck its dick
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Leave the cat alone and kill yourself.
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pet him
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fuck it and post a video
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Treat it well, and love it dearly. Feed it lots of treats, and pet it hourly.
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>>583067939
Treat him nicely untill he passes away due to old age
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Awaiting winrar
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You let me adopt that cat so I can sell her to a chinese restaurant.
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Love it unconditionally until you die.
Treat it with utmost respect and care, tender loving and kind.
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>>583068854
Reroll
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>>583067939
finger in its ass with time-stamp
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>>583068795
reroll
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>>583068854
reroll
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pet the shit out of him and post fotos of it
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Reroll, I shall not fail!
Use it as a mop, PART:2 Cat Edition
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>>583068986
rolling for this
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Give it most expensive meat u got in the fridge rn
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>>583068892
Reroll
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>>583068906
roll
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>>583068967
roll
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lube finger and put into anus, record, webm and post.
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pet him, he looks like he is giving you the slow blink which means he loves you
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Pet it.
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>>583068986
roll
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>>583068368
rerawl
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Lick its asshole then penetrate it with your tongue.
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Put dick in cats mouth
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Pet it. :)
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>>583068795
THIS
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Sharpie in the pooper
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wrap his tail around your cock
Post pic
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Feed and pet
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jack it off
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heavens fckin around with our posts
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poop on it
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>>583067939
make it slit your throat
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>>583069169
WINRAR
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>>583069054
fuck it im weird today re-roll
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>>583069034
Reroll
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stream butfucking your cat, after here anus is open shuff some firecrackers in here, than spill gasoline on it set it on fire, than shuff the cat in your anus. and than run against your roomdoor repeatetly like you are loosing connection in a video game, while lolling about my bad gramar
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>>583069169
Winrar!
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>>583069169
Op i'll kill you if you do
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>>583069169
Winrar
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>>583069169
kek
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Tuck him in a blanket like a furry baby.
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>>583069169
OP BETTER DELIVER
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>>583068906
Rolling
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>>583067939
69 your cat
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>>583069169
LOLOL winrar
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Pet it and treat it kindly. <3
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>>583069169

fuck yes post a video OP
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Sharpie in pooper with timestamp
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>>583069169
The spiny hooks of a cat's tongue.
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>>583069169
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Wear it as a hat. Take pics.
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if you have it, blow some weed smoke in them cat ears.
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>>583069169
Winrarrrr
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>>583069169
RARWIN !
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>>583069169
Winrarrrr
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Suck its cock.

Also paint as Zebra
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>>583069169
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WINRAR!!!
OP, Delivar!!
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>>583067939
give him some catnip and play with him
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>>583067939
Layer bread and carrots on he-cat.
Post pictrars.
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>>583069169
Op will deliver
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>>583069169
WINRAR!
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>>583067939
I had a cat just like that in Springfield Missouri
I ended up leaving him on the side of the road in front of a elementary school.

If 69, give him/her up for adoption
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Let it seep on your bed for a week and you slee on the floor
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ITT: OP about to get his dick turned into spaghetti

do it faggot
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The cat will watch you kill yourself.
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>>583069631
>>583069451
>>583069417
nice try Mr. Bigglesworth
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>>583069169
Nice one, i was gonna roll for dick in another place
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Bump waiting for op to deliver
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Cmon op
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>583069169
yep, this will happen. no doubts.
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Hurry up OP
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>>583069169
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Hold on
Trying to open cats mouth without decapitating muh dick
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>>583068854
reroll
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Deliver faggot
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>>583070285

post a fucking video or livestream it
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>>583070285
I expect a boner OP

no homo
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>>583070285
There's a special place in hell for you, op.
With Satan's Barbed cock shoved down your throat.
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>>583070285
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>>583070289
reroll for what you fag.
>winrar
>>583069169
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>>583070285
Just fucking open mouth... Insert dick... take a pic with timestamp
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You better deliver OP
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>>583070454
>implying hell's a terrible place.
ever heard of propaganda?
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>>583070686
KEK
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>>583070330
BUMP for penis in useless animal's snout
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>>583070686
This guy lol
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>>583070454
Who even gives a shit? The cat sure doesn't. If I stuck my finger in my cat's mouth you wouldn't care, why do you care about a dick?
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>>583069253
Are you twelve, newfag?
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>>583067939
Trip to catniptown
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We need to find out where op lives so we can put dicks in his mouth
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deliva
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>>583070925
fag
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>>583069253

Are you drunk again Jimmy?
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>>583070858
It's unsanitary, and disrespectful to the cat.
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>>583069290
>>583070925
>Trying this hard
Stop giving a shit faggot
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>>583068229
reroll
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>>583067939
Make a Soup from it then feed it to your neighbours
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>>583067939
put tail in a glass of water
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>>583071117
I'd say again
FAG
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OP got dick bit off
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>>583070925
we'll get our bet hackers on the case, chief.
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>>583069169
NOOOO!
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>>583071117
>disrespectful to the cat
What the fuck are you even talking about? Perhaps it's mildly unsanitary if OP doesn't wash his dick, but for christ's sake the cat doesn't give a shit. It's not gonna go sulk in the corner because it got oh-so disrespected. Just get over the fact that there's no difference between a finger and a dick to a cat.
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>>583069169
10/10
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kittybump
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>>583071483
>>583071460
>>583070925
/b/ is full of fags
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>>583071117
>unsanitary
you know you can wash your dick, right?
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so far op is a faggot
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Wrap his tail in aluminum foil.
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>>583071538
Well, I understand your point, but I man disrespectful in that it's just a retarded thing toOh wait, I'm on /b/.
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>>583067939
Belly rub till he falls asleep.
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It doesn't take this long op
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do it faggot
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pet it
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>>583069169
ooh yeah op, fuck that pussy
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>>583071674
CALL THE NEWS
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>>583071789
>Disrespectful because it's retarded
That's not how disrespect works you stupid nigger.
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>>583071460
Already on it I'm sending him a trojan horse virus with built in tracking beacon as we speak that should also emit a knockout gas from his keyboard. Once this works, I will be calling in my homie's to run a train on OP's ass.
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COME ON OP
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>>583071789
yeah run bitch - go save some kittens.
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>Fun fact about Cats!
Cats have a memory of only 10 minutes. After around this period of time their brains reboot and tune them back to when they were only a month old. Kittens have a memory span of about only 30 seconds and the only thing that keeps them alive is their hardwired brain to know who their mother is.
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do it faggot
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>>583069169
dis gon b gud
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>>583069595
You're a fucking cunt you know that m80?
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moar kitties
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Bamp
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tAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING CAT AND LOVE HIM, GIVE HIM BELLY RUBS
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inb4 op is in the hospital without dick because cat was an alcohol
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well fuck you op - I don't know what was I expecting...
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>>583067939
pet it
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>>583069169
OP better fucking deliver or I'm gonna backtrace him
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>>583072104
shut up heaven
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>>583072625
Will kek for backtrace
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>>583072625
do it
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>>583070235
Fag
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>>583072616
seriousl thouhg - go fuck yourself op
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>>583072625
>expecting op to deliver
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Running out of cats and patience
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what's a cat?
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>>583067939
post a webm of him.
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>>583072915
backtraced

4427910012190382

csc 484


exp data 11/2017

Joshua Lyons

329 Golden Gate Dr
Verona, PA 15147


(412) 798-6040

>inb4 thanks based anon
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>>583068229
rolling for dis
i hope op gets a nice scratch at the eye.
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>>583067939
you're such a faggot OP. you won't delivar
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kill it
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>>583073429
How do you do that?
Picture exif?
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>2014
>still expecting OP to deliver

SHIGGYDIGGYWOO
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>>583073429
LET'S CALL HIM
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if op doesnt>>583073429
OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>583073429
What provider
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>>583073429
how did you do/know that?
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>>583073429
ermagad u so 1337

>>583073661
no exif in /b/
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>>583073429
Thanks based anon
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>>583073661
contacted Jessi's dad and he helped me out.
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>>583073661
tawptrull
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>>583069001

winrar, its your turn OP:
>>583069169
>>583069169
>>583069169
>>583069169
>>583069169
>>583069169
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>>583073686
you're damn right
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don't do anything bad to her bitch
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>>583073661
>>583073695
This is bs, this guy is just trying to get PA. No meta/efix data is on that pic, I already checked.
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>>583073429
Can somebody please explain how?
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>>583073741
If you mean the CC it's Visa
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everybody call op and say
shiggy diggy diggy
put the dick in the kitty
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>>583073429
thanks based anon
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OP, you are horrible.
Roll for you to give your cat to a familly that will actually love him.
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>>583073429
Calling and sending a few warning pizzas plus one for myself
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>>583074171
do it faggot
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>>583074171
that's not very wise of you
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>>583073974
so u have enough knowledge to browse 4chan, but cannt use a search engine!?!?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Op will never deliver.
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>>583074286
I am faglord
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>>583073429
> Op in the middle of delivering when the cat tore his dick to shreds
> now has bad credit score and can't afford to pay bills or medical expenses
> arrested for animal cruelty
> shunned by his family and goes on the local news
> no more pussy for him
> raped in jail and inmates love the tattered remains of his dick
> gets out after 15 years and is homeless
>all because winrar

Moral of the story is to be a faggot op and never deliver
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>>583073924
It's a male cat
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>>583074171
>>583074125
>>583074057
>>583073974
>>583073761
>>583073741
>>583073730
>>583073695
>>583073661
>>583074407
You guys are morons. I'll bet anything this is not OP
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>>583074398
>>583067939

OP reply when your pizzas get here
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>>583074407
I'd have no regrets
-winrar
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>>583074317
Im ordering the one for myself from aa pizza hut near me, like in gonna expect them to deliver all the way to me. Wouldnt b wise at all amirite
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>>583074407
i an getting a mixed message here...
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>>583073429
I just rang the cops and said there might be a bomb at this location

329 Golden Gate Dr
Verona, PA 15147
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>>583074741
You should have recorded that
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>>583073429
>inb4 it's just a guy he doesn't like
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>>583074597
oh well
who cares its a phone number and an adress
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pet and love forever
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>>583074741
gg.
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>>583074741
u gon b v&
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>>583074741
hahahahha OP has something coming
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You make tour cat poop in you.
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>>583073429
declined faggot
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>>583074741
NO TIME STAMP?
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>>583073429
ANb4 anon just wants a army to play with.
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>>583073429
Let's terrorize op into delivering
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>>583074407
Too late, already sent 50 pizzas for a convention
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