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Hey /b/, my gf has never seen 4chan before, do your worst...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/, my gf has never seen 4chan before, do your worst...
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>>582908913
timestamps upside down oops not sorry
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Oh hey OP, saw you in the "post your girlfriends tits" thread last night, she's a solid 7/10
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Ur hot i wanna suck ur dick man
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show us your dick faggot
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>>582909052
Same.

Post moar
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>>582909052
>>582908913
Saw it aswell, tell your GF she has nice titties.
Thanks for sharing them OP
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She doesn't look as fat as you were saying she was.
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Post pics of ur dick op hurry
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>>582909052
clever
>>582909094
cool
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>>582908913
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>>582908913
>>>/mlp/
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tits or gtfo
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>>582909371
POST PICS OF UR DICK AND HER SUCKING IT OP
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>>582908913
TITS
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>>582909371

what is this guy a fucking bot? type like you got a pair you small dick faggot. I bet it doesn't even hurt your gf when you stick it in her ass
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i use this to clean my bum
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hi op's gril i like ur eyes
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>>582909371
Sisters don't count as gf OP. Learn to not be a massive faggot.
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>>582908913
your guy friend is a faggot
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>>582908913
You and your girlfriend look lovely.
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>>582908913
>do your worst
Is that an invitation to dox, etc?
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post tits
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never seen 4chan, quick show her /b/
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>>582909052
jep i remember
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>>582908913

So, this familu goes to a talent agency. It's a father, a mother, a son, a daughter and their dog.
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>>582908913
your gf is a faggot and you should kill yourself, faggot.
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>>582909052
I have givin you cocaine you magic playing fag
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tits or gtfo
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>>582908913

She's cute!
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>>582909858
Please cont.
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>>582908913
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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>>582909603
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Here OP, here's the magical bird of cumshots.
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>waiting for tits
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some nasty slime !1!111!!!
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I'd like to break my lesbian cherry with your girlfriend, OP.
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>>582908913
Hi sweetheart. Welcome to /b
Don't let these guys scare you, we're not all bad. :)
As an example, I'm a photographer. I took this panorama shot of a bridge in Cambodia last year.
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>>582910163
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>>582908913
Does your gf's name start with an N?
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>>582910328
LOL 10/10 will view again
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Someone post that sonic/tails scat comic with the kids. Jesus........
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why no gore?
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Ive seen that guy on here before, he is always wanting guys to show him their cocks.
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>>582909858
The father says to the talent agent: 'Sir, we've got an amazing act, can we show it to you'.
'OK', he answers, 'you have 5 minutes'.
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>>582910453
>spilled the beans
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It's time
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>>582908913
Is her name Victoria?
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can we see her tits now?
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>>582909713
no pls
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are you american?
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>>582910574
look at the fucking blood fountain
gta was right
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>>582910173
>kek
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>>582908913
OP, cmon lets see some tits here. She has to follow the rules for fuck sakes.
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>>582910621
So the mother goes straight to the act,
She tears their children's clothes off, and spill a can full of honey all over their body.
The dog goes crazy and start to lick the girl first.
And the father starts to lick the boy.
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btw... OP, you're fucking hot. Hey gf of OP, wanna tag team him?
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>>582908913
sup nigga? gf tits or gtfo!
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>>582910453
>>582910831

Answer me faggot!
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>>582910512
>>582904709
>fuck you kevin robertson from school
i lol everytime
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>>582910998
Then, the dog gets all excited, and mother starts to suck his cock. Meanwhile, the kid gets aroused too, and the father start to lick his cock also,
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Has OP gone silent?
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>>582910467
lmfao
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>>582910467
Noooooo!!!
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>>582911217
get to the triple gauntlet fisting
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>>582908913
:3
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>>582908913
What's this guys name again?
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>>582911217
The boy cums the biggest load you ever saw. It starts to spill all over the fathers face and all over his body, and then the daugther and the mother starts to lick the boy's cum that is dripping on the floor.
Meanwhile, the dog starts to fuck the mother dogstyle, no pun intended.
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>>582911614
Darude
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>>582910831
yes? ok. im on it faggot
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>>582911614
Bundleofsticks Schemmerbach
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Been looking for an excuse to use this gif.
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>>582911614
bunsenburner snickelsnack
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rekt
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>>582908913
show face of girlfriend
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let's go
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>>582911648
But the kid's load is too much for the man, and he throws out the cum, and all the avocado that he ate in advance, just to improve the act.
And then, the mother, who is shouting like a cow, while she is being fucked by the dog, goes for the vomit, and start to rub it all over her body.
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since ops gf is a faggot lets get some hot chicks in here.
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>>582912047
where is this going?
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someone post some cp
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>>582910328
You clever motherfucker
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>>582910574
sauce?
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>>582912039
I used to do this with op's gf Ashley.... I have a feeling a few guys have!
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>>582912039
more....this is my fetish
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>>582910739
is there a sauce on this?
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>>582912047
Then, out of nowhere, and without warning (or lube) the boy shoves his right hand in his sister's ass, and his left hand in the dog's ass.
The girl goes crazy and start squirting. And then the boy put his whole forearm inside her.
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>>582912396
oh god dont ruin this great thread with cp.... noooooooooo
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>>582912008
Gotta go fast!
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>>582909616
yes they do faggot
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>>582912284
The Aristocrats
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>>582908913
YOU WILL VOMIT FROM THIS XTREME SHIT YO
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>>582910136
nice
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>>582908913
Aye she wer a salty ol sea bitch, but she got ye job done.
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for your gf op
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>>582912039
Ashley should stick to being a nurse and get off 4chan
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>>582908913
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>>582910163
Sometimes, when I see all the disgusting shit white people do on here that make me start to hate my race... I always remember... I always remember that Asians still exist... and you know what? It makes me a feel a little bit better about myself.
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op would your gf leave you for me
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what ops gf should deliver.... :(
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>>582912602
But she wasn't prepared for this, and slips in her father's vomit, twisting her ankle and broking her leg, with an exposed bone fracture.
The mother gets her daughter leg, while being fucked by the dog, and with a saw that she kept in her bra, she cuts the rest of the girls leg.
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>>582912535
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>>582913347
ha tumblr. She would leave OP for this guy....
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I summon my underage bunneh
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>>582913509
WTF is that cavity in his chest? A soup bowl?
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>>582910747
Ms majors
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>>582913486
what a cool chick
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>>582913653
Lol just what I was wondering
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>>582909460
Nice try, but that's actually sfw
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OP does your girlfriend have a tattoo on her right shoulder?
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>>582913486
i have this one....but thanks....hard to find real ones of these.....always in chinese cartoon art thoe
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>>582913802
>>582913653
IDK I never actually looked there till just now
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>>582913439
She gets the leg and put inside the girls mouth, who is still being fisted by the boy.
The dog sees all the blood from the girls severed leg and goes toward her.
But his cock is too swollen, and can't get out of the mother's pussy. So he drags the mother around the floor, and she is cut by her saw right in the stomach.
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op if she laught she's a keeper
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