>ignoring her facial beauty for cleavage
you're not even attracted to her
why are you even here?
>implying that if she came up to your house, walked past your grandma and into the basement, put one hand on your belly, making the cheetos and bonbons fall off onto the carpet, and one hand stroking your chin pubes and said "let me suck that acorn dick," you wouldn't do it
this is a glorious post
the best we have so far
do people like these handjob shoops?
Not everyone is a basement dwelling unemployed single faggot like yourself. But its cute that you think that. And a little sad.
>being this bad at comebacks
>get's called basement dweller
>I know what I can say to get him back
>you're a basement dwelling unemployed single faggot
you could try a little harder, he clearly cut close to reality and it hurt you so much you couldn't think straight
>ITZ NOT A THET ITZ A PROMIZ BROOOO!
it just keeps talking
>PLZ HALP ME WUTZ 2+CORN
Still talking, kid?
what the fuck is wrong with you you goddamn autist
>he doesn't understand the relation of his awful childish comments to someone quoting "its not a threat its a promise"
he can't relate the allegory of
>"ITZ NOT A THET ITZ A PROMIZ BROOOO!"
to his actual and literal
>"Not a comeback kid. Its the truth. Its late. Go to bed."
i can't stand these talentless wastes of space. they aren't that hot, they just blew the right guys. you think scar-jo is really a 10? you think j-lo has the best ass? if you go to la or new york you'll find dozens of hotter chicks, most of them at a mall.
This is true, however the appeal lies mostly in the unattainability of these women. They are on display yet unreachable. The desire is for that precious thing that no one else can have. Physical beauty is only one of the factors involved or we would all be outside chasing the hot skanky girls we know.