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ITT: We roughly estimate how many times we have masturbated since

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ITT: We roughly estimate how many times we have masturbated since we left our mother's womb.
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>>582175504
yes
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>>582175504
I'll start.

>1000-1500 range
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>>582175504
over 9000, candyass
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>>582175504
atleast 5000 times
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>>582175504
roughly?
about 3000-3500 times
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>>582175504
Punching 300
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Started when I was nine. Average twice a day, 365*11*2~8000
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6-11 5yrsX50 per =250
12-20 8yrsX200 per =1600
21-31 10yrsX150 per =1500

Dunno, roughly 3500 times
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>>582175504
I'd say ~5,000
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>>582175893
how the ass were you jackin it before like, age 12
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>>582176286
Found penthouse + back massager
I had orgasmed 100's of times before any jizz came out.
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>>582176448
wtf thats just weird, never heard of that
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ive been wanking everyday since i was 12 years old, i dont want to know
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>>582176286
I used to use those filter pumps in swimming pools to achieve orgasm when I was like 10
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~8k
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Atleast 1200 times
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>>582176448
me too but sears catalouge
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roughly 8-10k times
i stared really early
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>>582176582
My nigga
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I didn't start jacking it on the regular until I was like 20 or so, so I'd say 2000 or so.
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Eh well 2x365x11=8030
mfw ive unloaded more than 32 Liters in my life
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>>582175504
Anywhere from once a day to 12 times a day for 13 years, so yea
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>>582175504
uncountable, but three times today and it's only high noon only
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>>582175504
I remember when I was just a little boy. I'm not sure how old, probably anywhere from 8 to 12. My only sexual experiences (though I didn't realise it at the time) were every once in a while, I'd wake up and just sort of 'know' that if rubbed the head of my dick it would feel good. Really good. Quite brief, entirely dry, but truly pleasurable. Once I actually started masturbating, and to this day, it's just shit, even though I still do it. Sex is fractionally better but not much. I don't think I'll ever feel that old pleasure again. Truly great pleasure. Any sciencefags explain this to me?
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18 now no school no job just fap all day bout 40 times a day around 100,000
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Not enough.
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>>582177112
3x's per waking hour? Really?
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>>582177283
well more then that is this till cum comes out or till we orgasim
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>>582177551
>cum comes out or orgasm
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2100 give or take
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I turn 32 in a few days

Probably fapped about 10k times
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>>582177714
prob 6 times an hour :/ not that much though
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>>582175504
I'd say about 3000
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Roughly 7600 i'm 25
currently i fap 9-15 times a week
was 7-11 a year ago
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Probably once every 2.5 days on average since about 12? That would be 146 a year, or 1753 total.
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between 6k-8k.

24 b/o
Masturbation, CA
Likes long masturbations in the park
Looking for that special cum one
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If anybody breaks 20,000 then there's a parade.
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X > 1000
X < 2000
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>>582175504
About 15000 times sense age 11
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500-600
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>>582175665
>>582176049

Same here.
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let's see, I started when I was 13, got really into it at the age of 14 and started doing it 2 times a day until this very day, am 19 and exactly 1 month, now If we calculate that would add up to be:
2 x 365 = 730
730 x 5 = 3650
3650 + 60 (1 month) = 3710
3710 times from the age of 14, let's count up the irregular fap times in the year between my 13th bday and 14th and i would estimate it to be somewhere around 3850 times
there you go OP, there you go, I have fapped 3850 times in my life
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4589 times Exactly!
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Oh shit man i dont want to do the math...
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>>582175886
you average twice a day?
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Started when i was 7,now im 24
Average 3 times a day
17x3x365 = 18ktishtu
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5* a day* 352* 19 years = 30,875 roughly... DAMN!!
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>>582179370
>352 a year
this takes into account the days every year I cant... family gatherings, rooming with friends etc.
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about 4000 some times
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>>582175504
When I first discovered masturbation at the age of 13, I kept a mental note of how many self inflicted orgasms I gave myself. I remember getting to 150 and then losing count.

Let me work this out...

3,100 according to 5 times a week with an extra 500 thrown on top of that due to gf's and parties. Sounds fair enough
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>>582175504
I am 28.
Had a steady girlfriend from 17-21, 23-26 + half a year when I was 27. Lets say my total years with a regular sex-partner were 8.

I started masturbating when I was 11, but only from 13 on it became a regular thing due to the discovery of porn.

Lets say I fapped once a week from 11-13, for a total of 104

The years with sexpartners twice a week. This keeping in mind that the fap-curve is not linear but exponential. 2 times a week would be average, totalling 832

Then there are 7 years left with fap activity while being single and having full capability, I will use the conservative estimate of 5 times a week, giving us a total of 1820.

104 + 832 + 1820 is a grand total of 2756 fappings. It actually is a disappointing number for me, when I started calculating I was expecting a much larger number.
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I came up with a rough number. 3665 times in 10 years. Give or take.
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>>582177091
If the girl has good pussy, then of course sex feels better. But all around, masturbating is better because you don't need to put in any effort, it is convenient, and most importantly there is no risk involved (no pregnancy, no STD, etc). However, nothing at all beats having sex with a pregnant woman. The only issue with that obviously, shes only pregnant for a limited amount of time.
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>>582175504
>6 times a day since I was 11

>I'm 19 now

19710
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2500

age21
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Hmm.. I had to break it down by year, but i came up with about 1700-2000 over the course of 12-13 years
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I'd say easily about 2000 times.

Also...
>>582178875
Anyone have sauce? I'd like to make this my 2,001.
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Age 20
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Something like 4400 times
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So how do you guys feel about these numbers?
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>>582180258
screenshot of a camshow when drunk am sorry, got 1 more though
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I started fapping when i was 13. Have no idea how other people started fapping earlier

13-14 = once daily = 366 times
15-25 = twice daily = (365*2)*10 = 7300 times
7666 times, of course, being conservative

Anybody here fapped on the extra day in the leap year? feels good
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>Protip: once you get married, this number starts to rise exponentially... and your taste in porn grows increasingly shameful
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>>582180456
its hard to believe that i fapped a hundred times, let alone, figures such as 2000 is being polite
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4500-5500 I'm 29 now and I started jerking at 14 so it's probably close to that

Sucks I can't press select or something and look at my own stats like in a video game . I'm probably way off
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I know this answer for a fact. Twice.

Both of those times were over a decade ago, when I was thirteen. Both times, I felt nothing as it came out. I wondered what the big fuss was all about, shrugged, and moved on with my life.

I think I'm asexual.
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>>582180456
feels pretty good /b/ro, just fapping on, my taste in pr0n has increased to a God-Tier level
> for the 5 times a day fappers
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>>582179684
>>582180456
After reading that post id have to say my fap count might actually be considerably lower maybe somewhere in the 3000 range which is substantially lower than 4500-5500 didn't even think to count the times I probably wasn't fapping due to sex partners
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>>582176890
how man sperms is that
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>>582180923
How old are you and what do you look like ? ( post pic, face if you can body if you're too skiddish about face ) I'm just really curious
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>>582175504
~5000 times by my best estimate.

I'm 34 years old.
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I'm a week shy of being 24, and i've been hwackin it since i was either 11 or 12. I did it less then and I also go on occasional "cleanses" where I hold off. But then some days i'd beat off between 2+ times.I'd also hold off when sex was readily available, which I still do.
My best guess would be maybe 1800. But anywhere between 1500 and 2200 probably.


TL;dr, maybe between 1500-2200
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>>582181487
Actually, I did a little bit more calculation that puts it at closer to 6700 times.

That's probably more accurate.
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>>582180698
I remember the first jerk off encouragement video I ever watched. It was right after smoking a bowl. The girl in the video was trying to make you chose between her, or your wife. I downloaded the video, so I guess I made my decision.
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>>582175504

Started with 13 am 32 now:

I'd say 5000 - 6000 times.
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Lets see. At least once every day since I turned 14 (late bloomer) minus that month I took beta blockers and couldn't get hard...

3985 times.
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Well i'll do this scientifically
Ages
10x300
11x300
12/13x365
14-18x(365x3)
19-(365x4)
20(365x1)
21(365x1)
22(365x3)

According to my stats 8630...
This is assuming I stayed at the usual of that age, at one point I masturbated 14 times in one day (i did build up to it) Guess the ages where I was in relationships? HA!

So i'm assuming on the high about 10k times
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started with about 13... til 25... about 1 times a day, sometimes more... ~ 4500 times i would guess
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(24 - 11) * 365 = 4745
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I dont get OP's pic. Where do you need vaseline or similar?
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That's a very interesting way to say "since birth"
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>>582182003

>at one point I masturbated 14 times in one day

Damn, my max was like 9 times and I took anti-depressants at the time that made me come super fast.
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>>582178051
Pretty much exact same as you
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>>582175504
it'd be easier for me to tell you how many times i didn't masturbate
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more than ten thousand
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>>582182125
as a lubricant
>mfw you don't fap with lube in 2014
you're missing out big time /b/ro, try it
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>>582181871

Oh I have to correct myself calculated 365 x 15x 1 = 5475

Should be 365 x 15 x 2 = 10950 though.

So I'd say 11,000.
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>>582182437
Why do I need lube? Sliding my foreskin up and down feels so damn good?

Oh wait, you must be muslims.
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>>582182280
I have yet to beat the record. My balls just ached after that, fortunately been keeping up with 3 loads ish a day, means If I wait a few days I blow a fucking HUGE load
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