one thing i always wondered about those movies/books is - do any of the witches have to suck voldemort's dick? You could tell bellatrix at least wanted to. Or do horcruxes render your dick unable to become erect? Is that why he was so angry?
ask her to sign this pic
that's actually how quirrel died in the first book - he was a pederast but voldey's not a faggot so he got mad when quirrel touched harry's nono place
Honestly, I'd be speechless and hecka nervous. I'd probably say nothing, move away from her, and watch from a distance, trying not to let her catch me staring at her.
I respect her work and skill as an actress but I don't put entertainers on a pedestal. Yes I'd like to talk to her and maybe ask a few questions and find out what she's really like, but I wouldn't treat this meeting as some kind of godsend.
"hey, aren't you that Bella girl from Lord of the Rings?!?"
Ask her about her opinion on Mean Girls. If she doesn't have one, have my jimmies rustled and just leave. If she likes it, well that would be soo fetch
unless this is your first minute on /b/ ...
Haha you have a circumcised penis.
How does it feel having a part of you cut off anon?
who cares, like if it was a better shoop it would be more believable
"Nice teeth, faggot"
I would let my penis do the talking.
This whole post, but especially...
>Whip out dick
"Sorry, i'm used to doing this everytime i see you."
Is this the new thing.
The kindness of you people is kinda unexpected
No proof, but I met her once in Breckenridge, CO.
>"Hey...you're...I know you!"
>"Nice to meet you! Be careful out their, the roads are going to be icey now that the snows melted."
I fucked up, /b/ros, I know.
I worked security at the events center. Some shit band called The Bravery was their playing a secret show that day.
Tell her I loved her in Lord of the Rings.
Probably not recognize her right away, but realize I know her for some reason. So I'd probably say something along the lines of "I'm sorry, but I get the strangest feeling I know you. Did you go to x?" X being my high school or college.
get your own OC you /b/aboon
such a lame post ; _ ;
five hundred and eighty one million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine posts had to happen in order for you to make that shitty get
Nigga you gay
These aren't the sexes we were waiting for.
would do this