Give us numbers to roll...
I need to know how tall she is and how old she is.
My first thing that came to mind is to send her a dick pic. But that's way to obvious. Send her a butt pic. I have a pretty nice ass so lmk what you do yung nigha
KEK she says "Hey" and "Maybe yea" then you reply with "I've known you for a month and you've never texted like this, you ok? lol"....
Jesus OP....she's interested in you enough to give you her number....
Just reply "well we're gonna go on a date on X, and see where it goes from there"
X=the date of your choice OP, don't make it in ONE DAY, make that bitch wait at least a week.
Make me a sandwich, bitch. And make it proper, make sure you cut it in triangles, not fucking rectangles. Do you understand or do I need to guide you through it?
God damnit anon
You're like my best friend (Main Bitch) but at the same time i think I've fallen for you. And I'd love to spend the rest of my life with you. Can you come over and lets watch some movies bby?
Kek'd at this one, major anxiety now though
Take your legs and wrap them five times around my head. I like that shit if you know what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm saying? I'll call you, and say it again, so you know what I'm saying, if you don't know what I'm saying, know what I'm saying?
Not counting other one cause it'd kill the thread, she knows what /b/ is. I talk to her about you guys sometimes
Listen, I know about your uncontrollable flatulence situation. I know, i don't discriminate, but i want to be there for you. I have a way to help you too. Let me plug up that area with my cock and it should stop your chronic farting.
well do YOU want to be with her?
yeah baby, they're just dogs to me, but you, you are my prized pedigree. I want to put my head between your legs and wear you like the crown you are. Then I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside
of course i mean dogs you know you my only Bae I want us to take the next step I feel like we are really close im going to stop going to the seedy korean massage parlor and im going to get the treatment for my hep C
fucking hell OP this is hilarious. So other than flatulence do you have any other problems? Cus frankly, that could just be a medical issue, and worse comes to worse, inundate yourself with Brazilian fart porn and turn it into a fetish
Mang it's pretty obvious she likes ya, so what's the issue? If you like her, tell the bitch you're going on another date. If you don't, tell her to kindly fuck off.
OH SHIT NIGGA YOU IN TO DEEP
GOD DAMNIT NOOOOO
Ha, fucking saved on that one.
Honestly OP, if you like her, want her, and kind of think you might end up loving her...
Just be honest. Bitches dont ask that question unless they having emotions for you.
You suck ass OP. Fuck it I'm out
Damage control, OP, maximum damage control!
Well you did get fucked op. Just not how you wanted
Tell her to an hero.
FUCK I MET THIS GIRL AT THE GYM WITH MY FRIEND BRANDON. HE WAS SQUATTING WHEN SHE WALKED UP TO US. FUCKKKK YOU B
One metric Winrar
>eat brandon's ass
what in the actual fuck? you say eat dick and she says eat ass. tell your buddy brandon he can get a rim job from veronica's slutty ass
Shit I'm sorry that wasn't supposed to be sent to you that was for someone else. What I actually wanted to say was if you wanted to go on a date with me sometime?
Op, all you had to do was give info or stop taking the advice. Youd be a pussy ass fggt bitch, but youd be porking some nasty beaner chick while she ate your asshole.
yeah like Brandon would go fucking near you, he said you don't even fucking lift you fat cunt. lol just texted him he said he puked at the thought. dumb bitch
DENNIS METHOD, MY NIGGA
Suck fat cock hoe.
God Bless America
so want to come over sometime or nah?
thank you. thank you. I GAVE YOU SUDDEN DEATH. GO FORTH AND SMASH MY BROTHER
ps - this is a typical basic bitch. Talk down to her, small argument ensues and she thinks she is the shit, then you threaten to leave and she doesnt want you to
one metric winrar
How about this. you come over, we fuck and make up?
You my main bitch... that was gold!! TOPKEK!! ANON DELIVARED!!
Back to fucking your hand faggot
I am so sick and tired of your piece of shit antics. Fuck a cow you hogger, you probably love that shit anyway. Yeah, your cow shit stains smell of whey grass in the morning nigger, you can't fucking hide from that.
I don't know who you are or why you bitch out people, but when I find out what your e-mail address is, prepare to get spammed to oblivion. You won't tolerate the burn any longer Heaven, you piece of shit dank ass mother fucker.
You're welcome faggot. anyway she is pretty good at bullshitting trolling game. Good luck OP going out now.
"haha ok girl, well see what we can do about that tomorrow" add the ;) iphone emoji
dont include this picture, not realted like last time you faggot.
i call sheninigans