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Name one fictional character from outside Star Wars universe

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Name one fictional character from outside Star Wars universe that could beat a Jedi master in battle.

Protip: you can't.
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>>581896556
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Most anime famous anime character.
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Ssj4 goku.... actually goku not in super Saiyan could fuck any jedi up
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you're a fag
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Gandalf will kick any faggot jedi masters ass
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God
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Dr. Manhattan
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God
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God
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Nazgul
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>>581896556
this much b8
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>>581896556
Q
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>>581896556
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Chuck Norris
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>>581896556
Most comic book heroes/villains. Harry Potter. Pikachu. The Teletubbies.
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>>581896795
>>581896862
>>581896871
kekd
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>>581896556
Tzneetch
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Ichigo
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dumbledore
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Muhammed allllllla akbar
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Godzilla.
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Senator Armstrong
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Voldemort
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>>581896556
Tyrion and Teclis (Warhammer fantasy)
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>>581896980
/thread
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Darren Wilson
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>>581896556
Op I'm sorry but we literally just fisted holes up to our elbows in your logic please do us all a favor and slit your fucking throat
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Anyone with a shotgun
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Thanos
Apocalypse
Doomsday
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>>581896556
>one fictional character
>outside of Star Wars

Most DC superhumans, particularly Superman, The Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman and especially the higher characters such as the Spectre, the Living Tribunal, etc.

Assorted other DC characters like The Saint of All Killers.

Random weeb shit.

Most people's fanfictions of anything Mary Sueish.

The player character from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
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OP's girlfriend
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Master Chief.
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>>581896556
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>>581896993
Chuck Norris killed entire Jedi order
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>>581897213
inb4 can't /thread you own post via samefag
'cause, come on, Q
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>>581896556
Goku, gohan goten, superman, supreme, lady death, hulk, Pitt, etc for ever.
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Tiny Tina
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>>581896556
Galactus

This isn't even hard.
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galactus. he is basically a god. would kill any jedi with ease
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>be Isaac Clarke
>use Plasma cutter to slice off limps
>thread
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Nagash (Warhammer) Archreon (warhammer) Tigurius(warhammer 40k) etc. etc.
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>>581897349
mah nig nog right here

"Welcome to MY universe."
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Kosh, he would easily control his primitive human mind.
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>>581896556
Make his Jutte out of Mandalorian iron and I would really want to see this fight!
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>>581896556
Really brah?

Find someone who could beat Doctor Manhattan. Now that's a real challenge.
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>>581896980
Nigga made a 3rd strike reference
>My nigga
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Tony Stark
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>>581897682
Agreed , unless its one of those comic book dudes that was the size of a galaxy or something
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THE DRAGONBORN!
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>>581897302
Fucking Big Rigs
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>>581896556
Anyone with a shotgun
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Finn the human
The ghost busters
Any of the gi joes or member of cobra
The smurfs
Mr dressup
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>>581896556
This guy
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>>581897682

Dr. Strange
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John Cena
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daisy destruction
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>>581897302
You seriously think batman could beat a Jedi Master?
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>>581897682
Allen Adam, AKA Quantum Superman.
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>>581897957
Jedi can perceive the future therefore deflect primitive projectiles with ease. If that doesn't work, they can force blast you and your shotgun.
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>>581897682
Saint of killers, asura, demonbane, beyonder would fight him to a draw
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>>581898214
Yes.
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>>581896556
The Christian God
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>>581896556
Darth maul
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>>581896980
>>581897213
>threads his own post
faggot
>>581897404
still a faggot. learn to inb4.
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>>581896754
/thread
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Sub Zero or Kano easily
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>>581897682
Lucifer Morningstar from DC.
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>>581896556
Roland of Gilead
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>>581896556
I'm pretty sure Darren Wilson and George Zimmerman could take out the lead in the new movie
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OP's Boyfriend, considering how much of a faggot OP is.
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Tucker and Dale
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>>581898261
deflecting a shotgun spread sounds like BS, although i will allow a force block technique.

however, weren't a shit ton of the jedi taken out by the clones, when they turned? as in shot them with guns that we've seen jedi reflect?
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>>581896556
Dr. Manhattan
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>>581897682
Goku
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bitch i eat people>>581896556
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>>581896556
/Thread
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Barack Obama
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Johnny From Ed Edd and Eddy
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>>581896795
>>581896862
>>581896871
XDDD I made fun of 2 billion people's religion. XDDDDDD
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>>581896556
God
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>>581896556
Any Space Marine older than 100 years and is skilled with with a power sword, the God Emperor of Mankind, Master Chief, Arbiter anyones custom Spartan, the Imperial Inquisition, the Assassin Temples, Cuthulu and the Ori are some that come to mind.
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>>581896556
Gypsy danger
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>>581896556
Peryite
elder scrolls series
Daedric prince of plague
Peryite gives jedi case of herpa-sypha-ebol-aids-atits
jedi's internal organs tun to liquid shit and burst from his pores
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really is nobody going to say the main char from sword art online (II) i mean come on, they even have the same sound effects
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>>581898919
There's also a lot of bieber fans out that, that doesn't make him any more credible though...
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>>581896556
Okay, moron. Physics lesson 1. Only within the parameters of a closed loop Universe can it's own laws be valid. No external laws can be valid or influential. You doomed your own thread you nigger.
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>>581896556
Netero.
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>>581897682
The Chaos Gods
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>>581896556
>fictional characters
OP is 12 years old
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Gerald Tarrant, you fucking plebs.
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>>581899209
>>581898919
"you're telling me that fifty millions screaming fans are never wrong, i'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons"
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>>581896556
Rock biter from the never-ending story
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>>581896556
God
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>>581896556
>>581897682
Shuma Gorath
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Light Yagami
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>>581896556
Me
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>>581897404

I allow it, for the Continuum
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>>581896556
Kenny Powers
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/thread
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god
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Zilean.
video related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wL728vz0To#t=20
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>>581896754
lol even Kuririn could rape a Jedi
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>>581900595
we have a winner.
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>>581896795
>>581896862
>>581896871
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Superman, duh
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>>581896710
Nope because the force and lightsabers

>>581896778
It would end it a draw

>>581896980
Q would succumb to Jedi mind tricks of a powerful master

>>581896993
Norris can't handle a lightsaber, also non-fictional

>>581896997
>Teletubbies
As a scare tactic, maybe

>>581897069
Nope

>>581897114
Jedi would use him to his advantage
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>>581900248
you can't count him cause he luckily got the deathnote eveyrone with a deathnote could kill him light himself isn't something special in terms of fighting
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boom.
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>>581896556
Lensmen (doc smith)
Any color Lantern from DC comics
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Kenny Starfighter
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>>581897263
your ID has jew in it, your opinion doesn't count.
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>>581901059
also normal uber man
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Jeffrey Jacob Abrams
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Master yi
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Shinji Ikari
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Uh, Mr. Mxyzptlk for one. Or Proteus. Or Mad Jim Jaspers. Basically any character with reality-warping abilities.
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>>581896556
Literally anyone with a gun.

>bullets instead of slow-moving plasma bolts that you can follow with the naked eye
>even if the Jedi blocked it, it would just result in them being hit by a glob of molten metal anyways
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>>581900952
son goku would rape his fucking ass same as ichigo

dumbledore would just do his weapon drop shit and then fuck up his ass

but another character Hiro Nakamura or Sylar or takeso kensei (adam monroe)
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>>581898251
You mean Dr. Manhattan Stand In #1?

Cuz That was supposed to be Dr. Manhattan
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>>581897682
Sephiroth
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>>581901538
They're not plasma bolts, they're laser blasters, and projectiles move at the speed of light. So much faster than primitive projectiles. Primitive projectiles would actually be preferable to a Jedi as he would need far less concentration to deal with them as they travel so slow comparing to laser blasts.
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metal storm with 20mm. grenades 12x12 barrels on 1,000,000 rounds a minute.
it is a real fucking thing
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>>581901379
win
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obviously
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cat in the hat
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>>581901650
Only sot-of.
Dr Manhattan is actually a stand-in for Captain Atom (another Allen Adam) created because DC wouldn't let Alan Moore use the Charlton characters. Nite Owl is Blue Beetle, Rorschach is The Question, Manhattan is Captain Atom, etc...
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>>581897682
Q
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>>581901917
There are things I don't like about metal storm, but I love that they're bringing back the volley gun.
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>>581896556

Bibleman!
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>>581900952
>ignores the tons of answers who can obliterate any jedi master with ease
>picks out the few he can argue against
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well im gonna go full fedora here and just say Tom Bombadil
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>>581902218
I know. But for that specific scene they wanted to use Dr. Manhattan, but for whatever reason did not. So they went full circle.
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>>581901910
god damn it. you can't see lasers travel.

the photons are all going in one direction (presumably not in your eyeball). Unless the entire star wars universe is permeated with some particulate, those aren't lasers.
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>>581897302
you're winner
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>>581898562
Mah nigga

But no
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>>581896556
>Obviously
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>>581902580
>Unless the entire star wars universe is permeated with some particulate

midichlorians.
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>>581902692
no, he's like Batman. he'll find away. He might sacrifice a few companions and break the universe, but he'll get there.
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>>581897302
batman / superhuman, choose one
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>>581902580
Again, Jedi can perceive the future. No one can beat a Jedi unless they're perfectly trained in Jedi arts themselves.
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>>581896556
Easy mode
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>>581901780
MFW
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Rick Astley
/thread
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Cordigoth, holy annihilator of all that do not give him a boner.
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>>581903136
Boba/Jango Fett
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>>581901780
jokes on you, I can toych my own butthole and then lick my fingr.
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>>581902886
also, if it was filled with such a thing, you wouldn't be able to see shit. If it scatters photons from lasers, it scatters all light. the whole universe would be opaque and just sort of glow near stars
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>>581903529
The force was strong with them, obviously
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>>581903648

midichlorians
It's the Force. I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>581903136

If they are so good why were they wiped out by a simple army with simple laser guns?

Practically anyone could hire a few hundred troops to kill just one of these little fucks.

You have to face it that jedis wont have plot armor when going outside of their universe, and in the eyes of these supremely overpowered beings from comics and anime, they are just these weak silly aliens infected with the midichlorian virus that makes them slightly better or something.

They would get shitstomped like mad, they got shitstomped even in their own universe, against the sith of which there can be only 2 of at the same time, with hundreds of shitty jedis against them.
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>>581901910
What Star Wars calls lasers are not actually laser weaponry. This is obvious from the fact you can even see the shots moving, but pretty much every book that details the technology of the weapons also makes note of that.
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>>581904134
>If they are so good why were they wiped out by a simple army with simple laser guns?
Because of Count Dooku, you silly hat. He orchestrated everything, his force matched the power of the Jedi.
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>>581896556
Barack Obama
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>>581903136
>Again, Jedi can perceive the future.

Yet Jedi are easily gunned down in battle too often for this to be true. Truth is they CAN see the future when they meditate, but they only see possible futures, never anything concrete.
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>>581903136
were the clone troopers "perfectly trained in the jedi arts?" cuase they fucked up some jedi with no training.

perceiving the future doesn't do shit for you against an enemy you can't stop/escape. How do you deal with a god level opponent?

if you know galactus, spectre, superman prime, or dr. manhattan is coming, it doesn't make you less fucked.
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>>581901910
>move at the speed of light

So in turn, the Jedi master's arm also moves at the speed of light, to block all the shots, coming from different angles with the speed of light.
Unlike the laser though the Jedis arms have mass - but travel at the speed of light, breaking a fundamental law.

So basically when a Jedi blocks laser bolts, he is probably working very hard in not to unmake the universe by breaking it.

So far they've done pretty well I guess.
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>>581896556
It really depends if they can resist the force or not
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>>581904479
>his force matched the power of the Jedi
i don't even have words for this. it's like you don't even know your own point or just conveniently ignored everything the other guy said.
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>>581904502
The whole reason why they can deflect laser bolts is because they can perceive a few seconds into the future. They're unbeatable in this regard.
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Master chief with any solid munition firearm, light saber sucks for stopping bullets

any skilled sniper in any series/anime/video game, doesn't matter if your have mild space magic cause of a parasite, or if you have super reflexes, a bullet shot from a ambush is gonna turn your brain into intellectual spray paint before you have a chance to do a damn thing.
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>>581904749
>So in turn, the Jedi master's arm also moves at the speed of light
No, it moves in correct position before the shot is even fired due to Jedi mastery of precognition.
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>>581904479

But he died?

Plus that doesn't make sense in the grand lore of the first three episodes
If his force matched the jedi's, that means the force is in balance, hence nothing would've needed to happen.

Anakin mah boy brought balance to the force, by drastically reducing the number of jedi's to nearly match that of the sith, and dooku wasnt even involved in that balance.
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>>581904824
>unbeatable because they can perceive a few seconds ahead
there are countless characters in other universes who could 1 hit ko entire planets, a few that could decimate solar systems, and at least seven off the top of my head that could destroy galaxies. good luck escaping that with a few seconds glimpse into the future. sorry OP but jedi are certainly a very cool and original concept for a character but they are often outmatched in other media.
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>>581905083
My point was that Jedi would easily win an army of droids if it wasn't for Count Dooku's influence on the force.
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>>581896556
/thread
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>>581896556
Depends on which Jedi. Some of the Jedi can time travel past and present. Basically they are gods.
You've got a guy who can time travel, literally throw a star, crush a black hole, moves as fast light, never gets tired who can teleport inside of you and doesn't need a physical body to do any of that.

Maybe god or Jesus if theyy could time travel. Franklin Richards, superman prime, the one above all, man of miracles from spawn if he could time travel.
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Morgoth
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>>581905003

With ten people shooting like 2 instantaneous death rays at them every second?

What if they shot them with triangle beams, so 3 instant beams at the same time in a shape that the lightsaber can only cover 2 beams due to its shape?
Thats the jedi killer gun?
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>>581905689
Seriously some of the Jedi were more powerful than the olympic gods
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>>581896556

Goku, because he always wins through bullshit powerups and SS115.
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Name something that tops the lord of nightmares
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>>581905689
>>581905991

In what retarded fiction do these happen?
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>>581896556
Dr fate
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>>581905843
Interesting point, got me thinking.
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>>581905843
Some of them wouldnt even be in that situation. They'd look into the future a couple of years and kill you before you knew them
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>>581906060

My dick
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>>581905083
i always felt like he ultimately brought balance to the force by undoing both sides in Return.

he kills the emp, and is critically wounded in the process.
>no more dark side.

light is left with luke, who is NOT a jedi knight.
>no training or skill.
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>>581906105
Large parts of the EU. Anakin solo starts learning about all this old forbidden stuff ancient jedi used to do like time travel.

Also I think it's in cades books or something after the vong series luke starts getting Crazy poweful
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>>581896556
Easy Rand al'Thor. Master swordsman with better magical powers. WoT series for the mother fucking win
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>>581896556
God
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>>581896556

Rogal Dorn.
damned heretics making false statements left right and centre...
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>>581906271
> prompted for fictional character
>responds "my dick"
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>>581896795
>>581896862
>>581896871
Or Preacher
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>>581906586
anakin solo gets killed though which kinda nerfs your whole "nobody can kill a jedi" theory
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>>581896846
/thread
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>>581896556
George Lucus shat on them all.
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>>581896556
one word faggot.
drizzt do'urden
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anyone with good reflexes and a mirror
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>>581906821

Said 'something', and you could be balls deep in Lina while she summons him.


So my dick, is perfectly adequate.
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>>581906386
forgot to mention, this is foreshadowed by obiwan in Revenge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo
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>>581896556
Goku faggot, go fuck yourself
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>>581907347

But it doesnt really work, he was on the dark side and he was the most powerful jedi cunt ever who was fucked into a women by midichlorian dick, how would that be a balance if luke is "not a jedi" and as such, no good force bar the broken obiwan and whoever the fuck else was retconned into being out there.
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>>581907663
this.
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Harrie podder faggots slash thredd
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God from the fictional Jewish porn called "bible" would prolly mop the floor with any jedi
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>>581900952
>>581896556
Guts from Berserk. That nigga would tear any jedi a new one.
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>>581907292
How can you be this dense and still operate a computer?
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kai last of the Brunnen-G
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Kirby

Inhale Jedi, gain powers
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>>581896556
skynet
doc brown
dr who

anyone with a time machine. predicting the future doesn't help you protect your past.
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>>581896556
anyone who uses a normal gun. . .
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The Lich King.
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Q

Bitches!
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>>581896556
i forgot liam neeson played this.
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>>581909607
Thanks for pointing that out I forgot about that
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>>581896556
any space marine really
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>>581909989
forgot pic
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>>581900952
You can only use the Force for so much. I doubt you can will a building a different direction, let alone nuclear breath.
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>>581897740
>not a star trek reference
piss off
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Batman.

Every way you choose, you lose.
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>>581909402
Pretty much Equal to Dr. Manhattan
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dr. robotnic
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>>581896556
DOCTOR WHO OBVIOUSLY
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>>581900952
nigga gandalf is a fuckin demigod gandalf would most def triumph
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>>581910393

Nope.

He's not even close to Q or the continuum.

Manhattan is too compasinate to take out a galaxy. The Q do it's for fun.
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>>581910070
Nah I think a space marine psyker would but a regular one could just get fucked by the force
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>>581910070
lol fucking wolf cock
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>>581900952
Godzilla would destroy any jedi. Even master yoda had trouble holding up a few thousand pounds with his force. Godzilla is 164,000 tons.
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Robbie Rotten
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>>581897682

Bye bye !
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It's one guy.
They've died to the most stupid shit.

A little girl could take one. Pic related.
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Tyler durden
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>>581911054
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>>581910990
regular space marines can and have killed psykers besides give them a heavy bolter its over
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>>581898214
>implying Batman doesn't already have several plans for defeating the Jedi and Sith....at once.
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>>581898214
It's quite possible for anyone to beat a jedi master, given enough preparation time. Their weakness is explosives.
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>>581896556
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>>581910951
Power does not equal compassion.

This Q is ran largely by assholes and view themselves too highly.

In a Fight Q would probably win, with help of the other Q's.
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>>581896556
Dr. Manhattan.
0/10 at least try next time OP.
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>>581897069
Don't be an idiot. That nigga dead.
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>>581912527
no tits. its a trap.
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I'd shoot a jedi fag any time of the day.
LLLLOOOORIIIIIII
yolo.
shane fuk my waif pls
werr all infekted
~Rick Grimes
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>>581896556
captain picard
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>>581912525
>>581896556
Jedi Masters have many weaknesses. Like Area of effect attacks(Examples:Fire Storms,Explosions,Acid Breath), Breath attacks(Examples:Dragons,Godzilla), and just generally being outmatched(Example:The Punisher,General Zod)
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>>581896556
Deadpool
Lex Luthor
Donatello from TMNT
i can go on
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>>581896795
kek
>>
condom man. or jesus both are fictional.
>>
/thread
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>>581896556
Tom Bombadil
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>>581897682
Dream or death from Sandman
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>>581913178
Dude I think a fucking jedi could take the punisher
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>>581896556
too easy
Dr. Manhattan
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>>581914865
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>>581896556
Magikarp
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Dr.strange
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>>581914893
The Punisher has almost god like accuracy and has been shown to blow off peoples heads with a shotgun from over 30-50 ft away in the dark. He also has reflexes which are impossible for the ordinary human to have. He also resorts to rocket launchers and grenades when faced with opponents like the jedi who seem to do impossible things.
>>
>>581915116
Even the guy who took Dream's crystal to the diner
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>>581900952
nigga the Q can manipulate time and space and exists outside our plane of reality. If fucking mandaloreans can resist mind tricks I think a god can.
>>
EVA unit 1
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>>581916036
Everyone can resist mind tricks if they're determined.

They only work on the weak.
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>>581916036
Mandaloreans are naturally force immune
EVE from Wall-E
>>
Master Chief

Heck yeah, now that's a battle to see.
>>
Jesus.

>drops mic and walks away
>>
HULKAMANIA BROTHERRRRR
>>
The anti spiral
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>>581916245
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>>581916245
>Jesus
what? that guy's weakness is essentially a hardware store.
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Lelouch Vi Britanna
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>>581896556
xemnas
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>>581896556
a 12 gauge shotgun with 00 Buck rounds. Good luck deflecting that shit.
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>>581917698
Force Push

come on, son
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>>581897349

This is it. The answer to every "Who would win" thread ever.
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>>581907235
>special forces
>wearing a watch with fucking giant blue LEDs to give away their position
is this what Cod kids really buy into?
>>
superman
goku
naruto
all the shinigami from bleach
godzilla
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Most jedi sucks. Order 66 all over their asses.
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Why be a knight when you can be a god?
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>>581896556
Travis Touchdown bitch
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Q could defeat all the characters listed in this thread combined.
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gurren lagann
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>>581918651
Nigga he a Street Fighter character the fuck you talkin about
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>>581912952
i'd actually be okay with Fifty Sue being a trap
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sylar
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This guy
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>>581918890
bitch do you even star trek?
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>>581917259

Do you see any shit made out of wood that the Jedi use? It's got to be made out of wood, it's like a vampire with a stake through the heart.
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>>581918952
Skylar
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>>581919348

that huge bitch could play linebacker for a medium-tier NFL team
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>>581901910

I'm gunna stop you right there.

The guns in Star Wars shoot superheated gas, I.E. Plasma. They do NOT shoot lasers.

Before you even try to call me wrong, go and google it.
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Jedi aren't some unstoppable force. Half of them were killed by clones.
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>>581919734

they shoot both

there is laser ammo and plasma ammo in JK
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>>581919310
just Hayden Christensen's acting
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>>581900952
>It would end it a draw
Gandalf is a Maiar, older than the universe itself, a high-ranking angel, the hands of Ainur (God) himself.
You're a retard.

>Q would succumb to Jedi mind tricks of a powerful master
But Watto doesn't?
You're still a retard.
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>>581919910

There is no laser ammo you inbred. Only plasma, sonic, and ion. Possibly some other silly things, but there is no laser guns in Star Wars.
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>>581915512
He's more badass than I thought but still a jedi could reflect all of that with the force and send grenades back at him
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>>581896778
a nazgul can cut his head off
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>>581920218

yes there is
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>>581920818

Prove it.
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>>581897251
>Anyone with a shotgun
Underrated post
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>>581920849

http://www.hillside.co.uk/glyn/jediknight/weapons/jediweapons.htm
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>>581920934
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>>581896556
GOD!!!
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>>581921072

>quoting a fucking shitty website

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Blaster

The only "laser" beams shot radiation instead of lasers, with plasma being a MAJOR advantage in technology.
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>>581896556 (OP)
>This Guy
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>>581896556
Emps, Emprah, the Big E, Space Hitler, Fater, God-Emperor. You know.

Literally any grey knight.

Ultramarines chief librarian

Any RPG player character.

Darren McGavin

The sun
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Cthulhu
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>>581907232
/thread
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>>581896556
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
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