Hey guys, I got a package today!
I wonder what could be inside.
Looks like a box full of packing peanuts.
Looks like there's at least black tissue paper.
I wonder what's inside.
It's from the dragon dildos company. Care to make any more predictions as to what I got?
Hurry up, OP. I'm about to sleep soon.
a new pair of converses
a flannel shirt
a pair of skinny jeans
a new iphone 7G 2S IOS +5
an ipod mini from 2004
a record collection
A BIG FUCKING FEMINIST FRIENDLY HIPSTER DILDO WITH A COFFEE DISPENSER THAT YOU FILL UP AT STARBUCKS, IT COMES WITH A CLEVER LITTLE GUIDE ON HOW TO GROW THE PERFECT MOUSTACHE
Well you were spot on with the original guess of a black dragon dildo. That 25% off sale last week was just too good.
Anyone care to guess size and type?
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
Holy shit, its actually a dildo!
It's a "Nova the Breeder" but what size is it?
I would use my DSLR, but one of my friends borrowed that last week.
pic of it probing your butt plz.
lolz there is a face at the bottom of the dildo.
Medium firmness is usually a good pick. A small or medium Gryphon is the standard recommendation for beginners.
show us your butt op!
And now for a sense of scale. It's an XL
Yes I'm planning on putting it in my butt.
I doubt I'll be able to take it for a long time.
jeebus... I have a large/ firm breeder and i can only take about half of the thing.
grats on the new toy though!~
he looks tired
I know I'll be able to take the head at least but this thing is fucking HUGE.
It's a medium firmness and is still quite squishy.
why would you ever want to take it? What makes you look at something that big and think "man I wish I could fit that up my arse, I wish my rectum was loose enough to not tear itself apart when I put a dragon dildo in it"
Size comparison to a large Chance and a large Vergil.
That wouldn't be a very good size comparison.
larger toys mean more intense contact friction, and the stretching itself feels really good too.
almost good enough to cum without fapping.
think about 15-20 minutes of ass play equaling hours worth of edging.
Being filled to the max feels really good.
I'm not gonna dick measure against it, not even a large chance Chance looks big near it.
off to fap now.
$142 + shipping (with 25% off)
They are having an up to 40% off sale on black Friday. Like I told the other guy, a medium Gryphon would be a good pick for a novice. That being said, I think a medium Tucker or Nova would be good picks too.