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NZ thread cont. Also, anyone else going to Doug Stanhope tomorrow?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ thread cont.

Also, anyone else going to Doug Stanhope tomorrow?
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>>581269767
Nah, he's shit
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Dunedin's fucking boring
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Dunners checking in
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Reporting in for Asahi, Chocolate, Yeezy and fucking Accounting.

You jump ship bruh?
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why are IDs even back?
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fush n chups
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>>581269767
Drunk StudyLink on call 'tards.
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Upper Hutt fag reporting
It's windy, wet and fucking cold.
>Welcome to Wellington
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Palmy checking in. Bored as fuck.
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>>581270037
>Asahi
based
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>INB4 hello boys
Hastingsbro repot for dooty
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>>581270265
This. Asahi is gud, also them big fucking cans full of that shit
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>>581270265
Yeah better than the carlsberg i had during the other thread when i finished exams.

Anyway yeah Tokyo Ghoul and ZnT were the most talked about from last season and both were overrated shit.
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anyone like wearing moon boots
or am i just a weirdo?
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>>581270436
I'm interested. Elaborate.

>>581270367
ha, yeah i know those cans. I'm only drinking the bottles tonight unfortunately.
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>>581270436
>if{male}console.log("weirdo")
;else;
Console.log("nothing wrong with you!")
;
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>>581270713
i like constricting my movement
got a wrist brace last year with a set that came with elbow pads and knee pads. love the shit out of that wrist brace.

just got a moon boot today for $3
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>>581270713
Yeah man, that's the shit that's filling my beer fridge at the moment, that and Budweiser... God knows why but I've been drinking that shit like crazy.
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>>581270196

Levin here.

Been to the drags lately?
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Hello, boys!
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Evenin
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>>581271023
Sounds like an easy fetish. Good for you mate
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>>581271023

Interesting....
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>>581271104
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>>581270436
>moon boots
BASED FUCKING NEIL ARMSTRONG
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Yesterday I ODed on poppy seed tea it was fucking awful spewing everywhere nodding out felt so fucking sick I thought I might be dying

Today just a few valiums, some tea, few synthetic hits and a 6 pack of southern gold. Love this beer it tastes like watered shit but it's only 7 bux for 6, 0.9 standard drinks each.

Ew the day before yesterday I went into kosco and tried some of the asian drinks fuck they are disgusting. First I drank some 'rice wine' in a little can it looked just like cum and tasted like cold babypowder mixed with vodka I couldn't even finish it. Then I had a "chang" beer which was pretty good, then some "cum churum" which as far as I can tell is just 20% vodka, and some plum wine which was ridiculously sweet and I can only handle a shot or two before the taste becomes too much. HOWEVER I tried some of the energy shots and they are bretty gud. The best one is M-150 storm it comes in black plastic, the second one is the normal M-150 with the star, third comes in kratengdeng (redbull), fourth is baccus d or some shit and the last is this gross ginseng one that had a little parsnip shit in it (I assume ginseng..). Also I stole one of those mexican beers from pak and save called 'texcatche' or something and it tasted fairly standard. I was expecting at least a hint of tequila or lime or something, but no it's just beer like speights. As always, picked up a bottle of pan parag from the spice shop to keep me charged.

Suppossed to be painting my bedroom but I lose my mind staring at walls and paint drying my progress is very slow and I take constant cigarette breaks. Also I brought some raspberry molasses from cosmic then I rub some on the paper and let it dry over the heater then roll my park drive in there, so when I smoke it, the smoke is like tobacco smoke mixed with vapor and it's far less hot and it has a nice strong raspberry hint to it

Chch btw
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>>581270165

welly fag reporting, spending the night in Avalon with this chick I met tonight. we had sex, I'm on her wifi, waddup?! it's rainy and cold, yeah
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>>581271301
I fucking know, kek'd at the name
>>581271129
>>581271147
eh i guess
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Mirai Nikki had a fucked ending but it was still enjoyable 8/10
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>>581271357
Dis lady friend gotta name brah
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>>581271356
Chang is legit
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>>581270415
If you're the anon looking for anime recommendations, I'm tellin ya man Kaiji is the shit. Why you gotta have an attention span that lasts only 12 eps?
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>>581271301
Bro.
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>>581269767

amerifat here. saw doug stanhope perform at a small punk bar a few years ago. it was great time, and he picks a good opener too. go you kiwifags
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>Christchurch Master Race
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>>581271574
tell him that
>>581271301

i'm the anon he initially asked for recommendations from the last thread

>tfw hey mama
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So, what's it like living in NZ?

Currently an Amerifag...looking for somewhere to spend a year or two to try and gain a new perspective on how much my birth country sucks.
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>>581271635
yo
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Chch again, who the fuck is Doug Stanhope niggers?
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>I wanna scream so loud for you
>Cause i'm so proud of you

damn...

>>581271781
Relaxed
Muh freedom
Nice nature (From what other people tell me)
Qt asians
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>>581271728
THIS FUCKING GUY
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>>581271781
into building? shit ton of work here in chch...

>>581271301
also, what song is that?
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>T.he F.a.pp.en.ning Full C.olle.c.tion
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>>581271932
It's called consistency
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>>581271968
Am i the only person who didn't fap over Jlaws nudes?
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>>581271662
We are utterly starved of entertainment down here. Having Doug Stanhope come here is nothing short of a miracle.
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>>581270367
Agreed. You tried Jap single malt whiskys?
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>>581272046
No
>gay and she's gross anyway
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>>581271728
xo

You've been posting as long as I've been in these threads.

.you make me feel warm
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>>581271094
Nah, last time I went was like a year ago. They got shit.
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>>581272197
>replying to a samefagger
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>>581272046
No, I didn't, either.

>isn't that right, boys?
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>>581270329
never seen another hastingsfag on /b/ before
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>>581270165
ayy u at uni or?
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Anyone have spark as their isp and feel like that their connection speed have been limited lately
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>>581272314
Watch your step, princess.

Glass is mighty slippery.
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>>581272138
I'm more of a Rum guy. I can perfectly recite Captain Jack Sparrow saying "Why is the Rum gone?"
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>>581271962
Spent the last 6 years in a U.S. Navy Construction Batallion (Seabee) I've built a lot of shit, may as well do what I'm good at.

What's education like? Wondering what Colleges are like.
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>>581272320
I didn't even do it ironically

That's really out of character for me.

I just had a look at the photos cause i felt this was an important moment and i felt obliged to
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>>581272197
I actually took over from another guy about 8 ish months ago sorry to dissapoint
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>>581270329
>INB4 hello boys
Fuck.

You are sneaky, you know I like it, but you're sneaky, too.

>And I like it.
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>>581272424
Just finished Level 3 NCEA exams today bro, I'll be there next year
>>581272465
My router just keeps crashing, it's fucking annoying
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>inb4 inb4 NZ women don't shave properly
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ialso enjoy peeing diapers
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>>581272489
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>>581272701
I take back what i said, you're fucked mate
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>>581272651
Router issues here too. Feel you bro.
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>>581270329
>>581272386

Well that makes 3 of us
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New Plymouth checking in..

Been home 4 days from uni and already hate it.

Anyone here got acid, shrooms or at least some nug?

>inb4 drug hookup thread
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>>581272806
You rusing me mate?
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>>581271356
kosco Blenheim rd?
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>>581272386
Ayy lmao
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>>581272819
I wish they'd sort their shit out mayn
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>>581272542
>sorry to dissapoint
You could never disappoint me.

>>581272512
I've not seen them, have no desire to.

>>581272806
They be different to me.
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TFW it's only Tuesday, should I drink beer or vodka?
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Im gonna get a pizza tomorrow.
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>>581273106
Tuesday is boozeday so both.
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>>581273106
beer, save the vodka for them lonely saturday night feels
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anyone else tried z pay at pump trick yet
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>>581272509

Pretty low tier mate.. I would recommend either AUT (Auckland) or Otago (Dunedin).

Depends what you want to study really. I'm at Victoria (Wellington) as their science faculty is pretty good
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>>581273126
"But I'll think about it today"
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>Shhh! Do you wanna hear a secret, I know one...

It begins
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>>581272813
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>>581272806
Im not an idiot and that was about the time I took over so not me /b/ro
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>>581272651
what school you at/what uni you goin to?

had physics today too
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I'm coming to NZ in late june/early july next year, what's some good/fun shit to do with gf? so far we got waitomo caves and matamata (hobbitton).

also how do maoris and non-maoris get on?
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>>581272820
>>581272386
Shit,I probably know one of you,Hastings being the size it is.
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>>581273310
Dont you ever plan your next days?
tomorrow:
>go to library bring back book
>get chocolate
>get pizza
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>>581272501
Haha, good for you sir
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>>581272465
My line has been dropping constantly for days. But im not with spark
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>>581273389
then pls be in london
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>>581273397
sorry i don't reply to samefags or imposters of samefags
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>>581273350
Be careful.

>being the size it is.
Don't brag.

>>581273470
My days are all the same so not really.
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>>581273168
>>581273172
Both valid answers, I'll start with the beer.

>>581273462
Head to Queenstown, lots of activities to do, but it is pretty pricey.
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>>581273106
Tues the brew
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>>581272542
THAT ISN'T OKAY
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>>581273468

>>581273746
>>being the size it is.
>Don't brag.
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>>581273462

Maoris are generally just scummy and violent. There are less of them down south thankfully where the good scenery is

Definitely visit Harwoods Hole (google this!) and milford sounds. Theres a cool waterfall on the way into milford sound called the chasm, and you also get to go through the homer tunnel. Glaciers on the west coast, arthurs pass is an awesome drive and just the south island in general is awesome to drive around. North Island is pretty shitty in comparison, no scenery and mountains and full of maoris so you have to be careful in certain places
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>tfw you find your old kpop folder
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>>581272945
Anyone else in on this Hastings circlejerk.

Hastings fucking sucks though
too many Indians
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>>581273746
booooring. Do something with your life. :D
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>>581273771
yeah, it's the tourist town isn't it? hoping the skiing and snowboarding will be good, bit early in the season tho :/
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>>581273727
That great, I really give a shit
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>>581273462

AVOID THE POOSKINS AT ALL COSTS

go check out the Taupo volcanic zone.. bunch of live volcanoes and stuff. Can snowboard/ski on one of them called Mt Ruapehu.

Would recommend getting to Queenstown or Wanaka if you could also
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>>581273430
At the moment I just finished my 5 years at Stream, hoping for Cantebury
>>581273556
Many keks are had whilst pissedfaced
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>>581269767
is this thread only consist of kroean people or someshit? all i see is pictures of korean bitches and people calling each other using korean terms
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>>581273979
Don't be a dick, some Maoris can be bros
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marlborough here
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Anyone from Gisborne here????
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>>581273919
I'm posting on 4chan so obviously I'm doing something.

>...
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anyone interested
>>581272573
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>>581273946
YOU AREN'T MY DERP FACE.

WHAT HAS LIFE BECOME
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>tfw April and the Phantom
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>>581273934
nah should be ok there if your there late June, thats when all the storms come through
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>>581274064
I'll be up there soon, anything gud habbening
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>>581273861
really? I've honestly never heard that before.

oh man, my cousins live right by harwoods hole, that's easy! Milford sound would be cool, but cause neither of us can drive we've gotta rely on buses and shit. how practical is that?
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>>581273934
Coronet peak (15mins from Qtown centre) will be open, usually the first ones as they have a lot of snow machines. The season is hugely unpredictable though.
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>>581273901
9 - 1 = 0
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>>581274058
being so new...
>>581274076
topkek
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>>581273902
Yeah,I'm actually in havelock North,shit's comfy as fuck

>anybody else w8ing for smash bros to release this Saturday?
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>>581274061

Yeah will give you that, but very small proportion of them
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>>581273902
C.H.B faf here
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>Th.e F.app.en.n.i.ng Ful.l C.o.ll.e.ct.i.on
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>>581270127
underrated post
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>>581271478
>>581271357
More importantly, does she have pictures?
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>>581274058
>JACKIE CHAN
>CHAN
>HE ASIAN
>ASIANS WEAR GLASS
>PEOPLE THAT WEAR GLASS ARE CALLED >FOUR EYES
>FOUR
>CHAN

FOUR CHAN!

SUCK IT UP, BITCH!
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>>581274249
I am not exerting my hate on any particular race, i was just wondering
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APRILLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S JUST A SPIRIT
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>>581274262
Hello upper middle class young man.
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>>581269767
Wellyfag hiding up in Auckland for the week. Damn its hot up here!
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>>581274425
He's not hating on you for racism mate. NZ threads are like NZ itself. Full of asians
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>>581272138

Yamazaki just won best whiskey in the world. Pity now its sold out
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>Lorde goes out with an Asian
>Guess she got confused when the family went out for Chinese takeaway
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>>581272879


plz respond
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>>581274379
>This.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>581274208
Tfw you never noticed the 'MILF' in Milford sounds
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>>581274425
It is a wideknown fact that an individual, here known as 'IDBro' or 'IDGod', a very autistic young boy, comes to post autistic posts and pictures and gifs of Korean girls.
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idk why this was in my kpop folder
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anyone have skype?
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>>581274616
Does that get you laid?
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>>581274561
haha i get it now, so its literally full of asians?

I am going to auckland next year, heard its pretty nice place wondering whats it like etc
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>>581274561
She. Me. Depressed German Girl. You know me. The mother.
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>>581274218
>>581274178
>>581273979
>>581273861
>>581273771
ty all

guess I'll suspend judgement of maoris til i get there. Been before, but staying with cuzzies in Otago/Golden Bay
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>>581274818
I always thought of you as the bitchy imouto

>>581274810
It's good i suppose, but i'm probably not experiencing it to its full extent
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>>581274616
he looks nerdy as fuck man

lord is hardly 7/10 anyways
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>>581274739
IDbro does, he's always asking for ours.

>>581274771
Not with your face it doesn't.
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>>581274487
>>581274262

Unless it's Lipscomb Cres.

lol
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>>581274735
Looks comfy.
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>>581274205
Beside Rhythm And Vines and BW and the beach its shit
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>>581274971
bitchy what? im the non-bitchiest person in the world. meet me rl.
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>>581275043
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>>581274818
Well, gotta ask - Christchurch?
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>>581274918
A good thing to do is learn the haka and any time you see a maori do it to them, its their formal greeting and it will show that you respect their culture, then you wont have any trouble with them
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>>581275043
those legs
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>>581275187
Maybe i used the wrong term? you're fine dw

>>581275039
>You will never be a member of the mongrel mob
why live
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>That feel when 100mb/s unlimited fibre
>That feel when downloading a movie in 2 minutes.

What's good tonight? I just started Maze Runner and it's boring as fuck. Any film suggestions?
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>>581275318
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>>581274298
>>581273902
>>581272820
I'm always looking for Hastings/b/ros in these threads,barely ever find any,then 3 show up at once!
>Notsurehowifeelaboutthis.jpg
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>>581275413
>Any film suggestions?
Depends what you're into and what you feel like?
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>>581275450
I didn't know the library was open this late?
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>>581275413
>>581275567

Also looking for a movie, just finished 'Predestination' and I'm after something that makes you think.
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>>581275178
Fucking R&V. I was gonna go, but the lineup isn't that great this year, nowhere near as good as last years
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>>581275394
>You will never be a member of the mongrel mob

White non criminal problems... ;_;
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>>581275413
Mr Go.
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So whatcha guys thinking about?
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>>581271728
>>581271908
>>581271962
>>581275257
bruh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qzeIG4qKaQ&list=PLOLU1bOHbWfLq0jeNPyGp41bjVlvImylu&index=2
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>>581274697
i'm not autistic tho
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>>581275816
The accounting paper i failed
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>>581275668
It isn't?
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>>581275816
More beer and more friends
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>>581275567
I watched Blade Runner this morning for the thousandth time and was thinking about running through Alien and Aliens. Any sci-fi suggestions? Maze Runner looks like it's heating up, don't know if I can be fucked though.

>>581275720
>Blade Runner
>Apocalypse Now
>Moon
>Inside Llewyn Davis
>2001: ASO
>No Country For Old Men
>The Place Beyond The Pines
>

>>581275816
nm, just lyf ;_;
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>>581275785
Why the fuck would you WANT to be one of those scum?
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>>581275785
tbh i dont really fear nz gangs the worse they could do is steal my bike and through it in the river what im really worried about is the guy in the public pool changing room who walks around with no clothes on
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lol
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>>581275937
>Alien and Aliens
Good idea bro, been to long.
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>>581275937
>Apocalypse Now
Mah nigga
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>>581275849
I bet it'll turn out you're a bored Ponsonby housewife.
>>
>>581275816
If a pregnant girl has her baby, does she lose he fat belly instantly or liek a week or so later?
> it's been bothering meh
>>
>>581275257
Nah South Aucks.
>>581275394
thx>>581275849
Everyone on 4chan is. Otherwise we wouldnt be here.
>>
>>581273462
had a cute half maori /kiwi girl once. ten years younger than me and liked it fuckin dirty. good times.
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bullies are sleep. Posting Rosa
>>
>>581275929
I share those feels.
>>
>>581274546
Yeah it's been humid all week. I fucking hate it.
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>>581275937
>The Place Beyond The Pines
>Inside Llewyn Davis

Haven't seen either of these, thanks, will check em out.
>>
>>581276174
i missed seeing her face here

>tfw you find your old /a/ folder
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>>581276120
It's not instant, not sure how long though.
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>>581275971
Exactly what I was thinking
>>
>>581275937
Hmm

The Abyss

These two might be too old for you but they are, nevertheless, really good.

The Day the Earth Stood Still
Forbidden Planet
>>
>>581276192
Christchurch?
>>581276192
>This fucking heat
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is this true?
>>
>>581274024
That captain Morgan spiced golds breddy gud, you had a turn on that? A bit of L&P, faggedaboutit
>>
US soldier here, and leaving this thread immediately.
I just got back from NZ. It literally only took me 1 hour and 48 minutes from the second I installed Tinder to hook up with a hot ass chick in Wellington.. Also.. Taranaki is SHIT, Whangamomona is SHIT, New Plymouth is SHIT.
>>
>>581276294

Revisited /a/ yet? Still a shithole incase you were wondering

>>581276154
I always assumed this about Maori girls
>>
>>581276397
Yes
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>>581276446
been almost 9 months i think
>>
>>581276431
Not far from it.
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>>581275971
I don't, that's the beauty of it.

>>581276028
Haha yeah. Or the Maori kids trying to steal your shoes.

Anybody have any exams tomorrow?
>>
>>581276446
Samoan girls are similar, I've been with two so far and they're both dirty as fuck.
>>
>>581276546
Where abouts? Im from Brighton
>>
>>581276443
Everywhere except Wellington and Christchurch is pretty much shit
>>
>>581276120
true...i dunno also. cause shes all like "anon I's preggers" and I'm already balls deep in her sister ow
>>
>>581276601
>Or the Maori kids trying to steal your shoes.
Don't even joke about that. Many moons ago a family friend actually got his shoes stolen from our backyard porch. I never felt so disappointed in my neighborhood
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fuck exams
>>
>>581274058
Nah not me man, feel free to talk about some other shit haha
>>
>tfw no old NZ thread folder filled with memories
i should've made one
>>
>>581276437
Haven't had it with L&P but yeah it's gud. I'll have to buy some L&P and give it try sometime
>>
>>581276247
>>581276397
i fucked uuuuup
>>581276546
You what?
>>
John keys spy law
Agree or disagree ?
>>
>>581276665
Been keen to try a maori or someone from the islands, but I always got the impression they aren't into white dudes.
>>
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>>581276446

wife is half maori m80 loves it aye, been together since 15 broskie.

old pic from young days before we were married.

likes it right dirty.
>>
>>581273462
Just travel round and have a good time chief. Maoris are fine, there are dicks in every culture but just keep away from shitty areas and bars etc. use your instincts
>>
>>581276082
I picked up all 4 on bluray for 25 incl. shipping from Amazon UK, I think it might be time

>>581276087
you're mein neiger too

>>581276260
Seriously, both are amazing films. ILD is beautiful, if you're into the Coen bros, it's one of their best. Very melancholic and sad though. Third rec would be Badlands. Can't go wrong with that

>>581276345
Seen The Abyss, it was damn good. It's a shame Cameron wasn't working on another Alien or Terminator at that point. I've had Forbidden Planet sitting her for a year or two, might have to crank it ASAP.


Also, any Remaz fags here tonight?
>>
>>581276819
I'm from Christchurch?
>>
>>581276841
They'd get pretty bored looking through my shit, may get a kek outta the Fwd: emails but all in all, couldn't care cause got nothing to hide
>>
>>581276882
She looks comfy
>>
does anyone else watch Toradora during Christmas time?
>>
>>581276882
she looks like neat person

>>581276775
start one mate, i ain't going anywhere for the next 8 years at least
>>
chch, where is all the ritalin? mdma is ruining me.
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>>581277084
>>
>>581277084
Definitely. Had to redownload it
>>
>>581274570
So good! Jap got skills
>>
>>581276841
disagree,
innocent until proven guilty,
unless you actually do a crime, or have a warrant, then there's no point wasting resources on mass surveillance
>>
>>581276920
Awesome dude
I picked up all 4 too for 0 incl. shipping from The Pirate Bay SE
>>
>>581276841
Agree I dont want that crazy ginger dude to come home and blow up the few good things this country has then what would we do
>>
>>581277134
what time do /a/ collectively watch it again? i forget
>>
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>>581276738

A friend of mine got his bike stolen from the backyard of my house by a few Maoris. We knew who it was and we went over to their house a few days later when nobody was home, lo and behold his fucking bike was in their back yard spray painted black. He took it back. The back of my house was like a canvas for hood rat graffiti from then on in until I moved out.

Fucking hood rats
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i don't even have this gif in my current folder
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>>581277217
kek. You need to get amongst the private trackers. Shit is so fucking cash. 0day releases, earlier leaks and shit. Download a 15gb rip in a minute to a seedbox
>>
>>581277045

not too hard to find one. you just have to have the right demeanor.

>>581277106

yeyeye. good times m80
>>
>>581276932
from christchurch man, wherabouts in chch?
>>
>>581276867
Its down to the person. Being considered to be generally quite good looking helps too.
>>
GUYS

BANGZ IS ABOUT TO PERFORM LIVE ON PAUL HENRY SHOW

oh god i cant wait for this
>>
>>581276867
chick i had was from a good old white hating north island maori family. guess she liked the idea of fucking an older white bogan. lol
>>
>>581277379
>tfw no maori gf
>tfw no azn gf
>tfw no gf

tfw no gf
>>
>>581277196
NZ doesn't have the cash, manpower or resources to mass surveillance on any decent scale. We'd probably have to feed most of the raw intelligence straight to the NSA then access it through xkeyscore.
>>
>>581277498
are you happy about that? Or is that just a qtp2t pic unrelated?
>>
>>581277418
>PAUL HENRY
why?
>>
>>581277561
>being happy about the feelsiest feel of them all
>ever
>>
>>581277601

i genuinely like him, yes he's a cunt but i like him.
>>
>>581277347
Yeah I got access to a couple private trackers. Was only joking about piratebay, never use it.
>>
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>>581277498
>tfw no Maori gf
>tfw no azn gf
>tfw white gf
>>
>>581277391
Around the Uni man, how about you?
>>
>>581277695

Able to sort a fellow kiwi out?
>>
>>581277391
Where abouts in chch you from?
>>
>>581277695
what ones are you on? I hope to get onto PTP and BTN at some point in the near future, but I can't be fucked actively trying
>>
>>581277695
>Was only joking about piratebay, never use it.
I-I use piratebay all the time...
>>
>>581277767
around northlandsman, you go to uni?
>>
Nelsonfag here, waddap
>>
>>581276754

I feel ya buddy
>>
Giddie Mights, !
>>
>>581277379
>right demeanor.
What do you mean, a little bit thug?
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>tfw you have the holy trinity of asian private trackers
>>
>>581277881
For about 5 years I did, just finished up
>>
Any maori nudes or porn?
>>
>>581277396
>quite good looking helps too.
Yeah but that helps no matter the race or skin colour.
>>
>>581278008
what did you study man?
>>581277901
Nelson is a shithole
>>
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>>581277880
I Use TPB for popular albums / movies
I Use Rutracker / mu archives / soulseek for other albums
I Use Shitty ddl's that cap the speed at 40kbps for muh JAV's

>i feel so elusive in Houston
>you feel so exclusive in Houston
>>
>>581274818
Have you posted pics of yourself before? I've only recently started paying attention
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>>581277998
How'd you get in. I need my obscure feet javs.
>>
>>581278125
Law and a BA - what about you?
>>
>>581274818
Pic plz m8. Is your name Andrea?

>>581277880
TPB is allgood, but I think if the TPPA is signed, ISPs will start getting buttfucked by America. I'm gutted I voted National if that passes.
>>
>>581278119
No shit, its about the only thing I've got going for me at the moment. I'm about 8-10 Kg overweight but still have a decent jawline so the guys and girls still flock to me XD
>>
>>581277990

not all the time but a little bit helps, drop some weed game in there too.
>>
>>581278129
i have a what.cd and mutracker account

>>581278212
i wouldn't know
>tfw you stream your porn
>>
>>581277784
Sorry dude, but I've got no invites to give out.
>>
>>581278158
I have actually.
>>581278287
No its not. Why? Do you know someone called Andrea?
>>
>>581278270
I got kicked out of school and am no good at studying so nothing.
>>
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>>581278412
I can't seed due to shit internet plan. When i move next year i should be able to though

what was the interview like for What.cd?
>>
>>581277880
Nothing to be ashamed about. Most of the I just use kat.ph
>>
>>581277784
Haven't got any invites left currently. You need a seedbox or sweet connection to maintain a ratio anyway, or we both get bannu

>>581278495
I knew a german chick called Andrea. She was a qt. Just wondering
>>
>>581278495
Post another pic. You posted your feet the other day
>>
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Get out of here you damned australians
>>
>>581277837
Never heard of those, the ones im on are unknowns, quite small and close knit. Im pretty lucky to have access at all since im not really active in the community.
>>
>>581278742
SHOO SHOO AUSSIE GOBLIN!

>tfw all gains will be lost due to the shitload of junkfood and Asahi i have consumed tonight
>>
>>581269767
Why do Kiwis bash each other skulls when they are drinking?

Met this kiwi guy like 3 days ago and before every chuck he would sort of bash our skulls against one another. What kind of ritual ceremony of acceptance is this?
>>
>>581278771
>Pass the Popcorn
>Broadcast the Net

They're like the holy grail of private trackers. Plus What.cd. Nice.

>>581278824
That feel brah
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>>581278540
failed the first time. actually read through the prep and passed. there's also a guide on the mu wiki. i don't really use it because rutracker does the job.
>>
>>581278857
He's either crazy or fucking with you. Either way he wins.
>>
>>581272879
I might be back in the naki at the end of the week and have some 25i if your keen [email protected]
>>
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>>581275291
>>
>>581275816
moving the lawn with napalm
>>
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>>581271728
I do appreciate that someone posts for me while i'm gone, however I do lurk, and often visit NZ threads still.
>>
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>>581278824
I know that feel, for some reason the urge to smash box comes on strong after the gym.
>>
>>581278857
Well it's not a NZ thing if that's what you genuinely inquiring about.
>>
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>>581278943
ah yeah i'm good at the moment don't think i'll need it. The japanese private trackers however....

>>581278905
;_;
>>
>>581269767

SOMEONE POST MAORI NUDES
>>
>>581278905
Yeah I wouldn't mind access to What.cd for the more obscure tunes I can't find anywhere else.
>>
>>581279057
I swear to god if this is another imposter...
>>
>>581279167
yeah nah cunt
>>
>>581278601
Ah k. How did she get here? Study, Work and Travel, Au-Pair?
>>581278636
Whaddaya want? No face, nothing sexual. :)
>>
>>581279167
Actually this. I'd probably find it interesting. Not erotically but like scientifically

>>581279210
Soulseeks pretty good bruh, get into it if you haven't already
>>
>>581278360
You swing either way?
>>
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>>581279210
post your 3x3
>>
>>581272046
I didn't for several reasons:
>gay
>she's a feminist
>she's not that hot naked
>my cousin looks exactly like her and she's 12.
Even seeing the nudes changed how I view my cousin.
>>
>>581278960
strange I thought this was sort of commno thing in Straya and Kiwiland. He was absolutely smashed do
>>
>>581275816
More green tea
>>
>>581279225
Does this help?
>>
>>581279312
Yep.
>Waits for the deluge of inevitable fag comments.
>>
>>581269767
Went to the Melbourne show Saturday night. Would recommend. Funny as Fuck.
>>
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>>581279268
You're feet again, with the timestamp "Sorry about your accounting exam anon!"

>When i say bye, you say bye.... Dear Alvin
>>
>>581279268
Not sure, can't remember. It's been a while.

Also, post some ass. No feet pls

>>581279319
I didn't either, but I had a good raff at the shitstorm it caused. Fucking hilarious.
>>
>>581279291
Cheers I'll look into it.
>>
new thread where?
>>
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>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone

>>581279319
>tfw no gaybro

Hug me, mate...
>>
>>581279409
THE DERP FACE I KNOW GOES BY DILDOZER
>>
>>581279315
3x3?
>>
>>581279268
>No face
You are honestly aqt, noona, no joke.
>>
>>581279429
Yeah I'm super keen on it. I feel like I'm one of the few in NZ who follows US comedy.
>>
>>581277767
fendalton m9s
>>
>>581279431
>>581279469
ill wait for new thread or tmrw.
>>
>>581279502
Soulseek is dope for underground D&B tunes, and that o.g. dubstep sound

>>581279512
>>581279656

Create it?
>>
>>581279656
New thread

>>581279512
This. Someone make one. I have plenty of asahi left
>>
guys look:

it's frustrated, not fustrated.

i just learned this.

holy shit, i have been living a lie.
>>
>>581279319
>gay
Where are you from?

>inb4 Tauranga.

All the homos in these threads seem to be from here.
>>
>>581279414
It's all good dude, gives you more options.
>>
>>581275291
He's right. They are very much about politeness and some might be quite offended if you don't give them a good haka.
>>
>>581279625
aqt what?
>>
>>581279291
>>581279249

I had a tongan girlfriend

I WANT PACIFIC ISLANDERS
>>
>>581279696
i don't make NZ threads. ever
>>
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>>581276174
bullies

Keeeeeeek
>>
>>581279773
one sec
>>
>>581279696
It's essentially fellow mutants libraries. That pretty much covers most stuff.

I got katchafire off there the other day for nostalgia, lol
>>
>>581279569
>tfw no gaybro
I'll be it.

if you don't mind a gaynazi...

Ja?

I could help you pick out shoes to wear.
>>
>>581279696
>underground D&B tunes
Thats pretty much exactly what I have trouble finding, those obscure DnB eps.
>>
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>>581279754
A CUTIE, NOONA~
>>
>>581279856
Nightwalker?
>>
>>581279731
True enough. I'm mostly a boobs guy but I get the occasional craving for penis. Interestingly, traps do nothing for me.
>>
>>581279754
a q t

cutie.

You look nice as in pretty as in good looking as in boys would want to be inside you and wouldn't be ashamed to tell their minds.
>>
White middle class male from Tauranga here.
There was a thread last night at around 11 I think and there was this interesting guy I was talking to till it 404d.

Are you around guy I didn't drink cough syrup with?
>>
>>581279057
Tfw you have nz in your id, are you actual legit the guy?
>>
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>>581279721
>>581279983
where my Taurangay bros @?
>>
>>581279905
Ja!

Hellllo

>>581279941
>to tell their minds.
Friends, tell their friends.

Fucking hell what was going on in my friend when I wrote that?

>lel
>>
>>581279983
Thread gon' kill soon son
>>
>>581280050
I can confirm, he is the legit original derp face from 2013.
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