Met this girl in class a week ago, talked to her a few times. Get me somewhere /b/
I miss you when you aren't near me. I just want to hold you close and feel your warmth. I'm sorry I haven't said anything before now, but I was too scared. <3
Look, OP. I love these threads and look forward to them every fucking day.
But if you truly want a shot with this girl don't put it in our hands. You may get some progress if you're lucky, but most likely by the time this conversation ends she won't want to talk to you again.
I'm saying this for your own good, OP. Good luck.
This is awkward as shit. Pull me out of this /b/.
Seems >>581206756 got it though before I did. Oh well!
He's some faggot, don't worry about it. Anyways I'm looking forward to how many niggers die in ferguson from there unlawful and aggravated rioting, definitely need another genicide ha-ha!
Shit, sorry. OP means Original Poster. I asked for help on how to score a date with a beautiful girl like you. I accidentally pasted wrong thing in here.
Zero get. You guys fucking blow
Look I'm sorry you seem like a really nice girl and I don't wanna lead you on. But you should know I'm gay and I love cocks in my ass so much. You don't have a cock, do you?
abandon all hope
oh god, ok well the thing is..
Theres this site, thats giving advice to people, and someone there said I should be honest, because I start to get a bit when I meet a cute girl.
But honestly I don't know why I do the things I do.
LOL let's see your girl, and we'll compare her to mine, then we shall see who the beta is.
>pic related it's her
>going straight to the point like a normal person should
>mfw this guys a neckbeard virgin
I hope, I want to make a guy get lucky.
For my Anon /b/ros
Don't fuck this up we are 5 texts away from getting me laid
lol virgin neckbeard identified
>do you even hot gf
YOU WILL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!
You want me to chill in your apartment? You gotta show me what I'm working with. ;) even though the last time I saw you I was completely blown away by the smell that came outta that fiiiine ass. I hope you don't think that's toooooo weird, i like diffrtent things. ;)
>Don't fuck this up we are 5 texts away from getting me laid
Just so you know, I'm gay as fuck so no funny business.
I could help rate your titties though if interdasted?
Mal wieder direkt eingelocht
ROFLCOPTER ENGAGE PHASERS SET TO LUL
Tell her you are a "registered" Don't say anything else, just that.
SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK SHE ALREADY DECIDED TO SMASH
9 GET LETS WRAP THIS UP
this one is the only solution that will get you laid. bonus points for sharing nude pics.
but for the love of everything write it like this
You want me to chill in your apartment? You gotta show me what I'm working with. ;)
OP don't do this. You can walk away from this guaranteed to get laid, just take it yourself from here and stop doing this thread. STOP.
OK, Let me be serious, I'm not gay, but I like you, you are completely perfect, so, let's go get some vodka or wine or, your call and watch some Netflix, see where that goes. ;)
OP, we know its you
My exact thoughts. Op is the biggest fag
THE TEXT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD
Never had this happen before
I fucking knew it you little fuck
she just put your first message into google and found the thread!!
DUN DUN DUNNN