Met this girl in class a week ago, talked to her a few times.

lurker bump

Self bump

>>581206054
LOL haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;;]]]]]]

send her a photo of your hairy nuts

Jdjdfgh

Im at the motel 6 but taneesha all mad whats up bb

I'll be straight forward, would you like to come over sometime and have sex with me. Nothing emotional. Just like that movie.

>>581206486
winRAR

My dog just died. Fuck.

I miss you when you aren't near me. I just want to hold you close and feel your warmth. I'm sorry I haven't said anything before now, but I was too scared. <3

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Still 6

>>581207198
Sorry was my dog. He licking my nuts with the peanut butter I just smothered on them. Wyd~?

First off let me tell you I'm a registered sex offender but that's a different story ;)

blow me beautiful
>>581207198

>>581206756
winrar

>>581207421
reroll

>>581207198
Look, OP. I love these threads and look forward to them every fucking day.

But if you truly want a shot with this girl don't put it in our hands. You may get some progress if you're lucky, but most likely by the time this conversation ends she won't want to talk to you again.

I'm saying this for your own good, OP. Good luck.

you're cute

Sorry about that I just couldn't believe how pretty you are

>>581207198
I was just checking if this was a dream

>>581207198
I really hope somebody will find a cure to herpes, I'm real tired of this shit.

>>581207636
winrar?

>>581207636
fucking retard

>>581207636
Winrar

>>581207198
do you have any african american in you?

>>581207636
winRAR?

Sucks what is happening in Ferguson:(

Okay so fuck you, end of topic.

>>581208048
lol

>>581207926
WinRAR?

>>581208106
winrar

>>581207198
What I wanted to say is, I Hey you too! ;)

>>581208106
Winrar

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This is awkward as shit. Pull me out of this /b/.

3 now

>>581207636
Attempt at morality backfires ... Winrar!

>>581207198
I'm in love with your mom. She's all I think about, every night and day. I need to be with her.

If you ever wanna have sex with my dog that's fine with me baby ;) <3

op is a faggot

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>>581207843
>>581207853
>>581207881
>>581207926
>>581208535

Seems >>581206756 got it though before I did. Oh well!

>>581208535
He's some faggot, don't worry about it. Anyways I'm looking forward to how many niggers die in ferguson from there unlawful and aggravated rioting, definitely need another genicide ha-ha!

>>581208535
Poor Michael Brown:( Why did they not charge the officer?!

>>581208535
Oh sorry, that was to another friend, not as pretty as you though.
How are you?

Sorry wrong message. Soo whats up?

>>581208632
Reroll

>>581208535
Shit, sorry. OP means Original Poster. I asked for help on how to score a date with a beautiful girl like you. I accidentally pasted wrong thing in here.

>>581208821
Rolling for this

>>581208767
reroll for glory

>>581208858
this

>>581208926
Winrar!

Halo my naem is siamon and i am from grace nice to meat you

>>581208953
Winrar

>>581208632
Re fucking roll

>>581208953
winrar

>>581209020
retard

Wrong message, sorry. What're you up to?

>>581209123
winrar

Hurry up op

>>581208535
that was my little brother sorry he knows my password and everything the little asshole.

>>581208535
Omega Pukebucket, that be my secret alias

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Still 3

>>581209453
Lies

>>581209453
this isnt middle school, faggot

>>581209613
winrar

>>581209613
Winrar

>>581209582

check out this shit *dick pic*

Thanks, a lot of people say that. Lol. If you ever need a sex. We can do sexing. ;))))) <3

>>581209756
Ahaha WINRAR!!!!!!!!

>>581209582
Want to meet my nicest thing?

>>581209582
that's cause I am nice. How about you let me take you to a movie sometime?

>>581209613
god fucking dammit.

i have a stinky cock, wanna taste it?

>>581209613
Winraaar

>>581209613
HE AIN'T GON GET ANY POONANY IF Y'ALL SPIDERMAN THIS THREAD

Glad that a really pretty girl thinks Im nice :)

>>581209020
>>581209909
What's happening in this fucking thread?
>>581210023
kek, winrar

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Zero get. You guys fucking blow

Gurl u so fine

I'm looking at your pics right now…you're so beautiful :)

>>581206054

anyway, what kinda music do you like?

>>581210312
wrong winrar
>Want to meet my nicest thing?

>>581210312
Let me take you out sometime!

>seriously OP. It's not hard.

>>581210312
I put the STD in stud all I need is U

>>581210312
So let's bang... Some chickens?

>>5812103
Im going to rape you next time we see, and no one is going to un-rape you

>>581210312
wanna see my dick

soooo is your father single?

>>581210312
Stop talking to me. I only like dick.

You can't ground spiderman, bitch. Instead, just suck my dick tomorrow morning.

Im going to shoot up the school next month. This is a real warning. I need help.

give me some of your tit pics, I hear they're fantastic

this is a weird question, so i'll get straight to the point, can i tongue punch your fart box?

>>581210312
ayy girl when you gonna let me clap dem cheeks?

Well Ive got a godamn problem with wrong messages today. What a bad day this was. Hope yours was better.

Whats your name again?

>>581210460
THIS OP THIS

IT MIGHT NOT BE TOO LATE

>>581210312

I have a feeling you're not just bored. everything ok?

So I was wondering if you would want to go on date with me? It's fine if you say no XD

Look I'm sorry you seem like a really nice girl and I don't wanna lead you on. But you should know I'm gay and I love cocks in my ass so much. You don't have a cock, do you?

>>581210312
Let me see that smile girl ;)

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>>581210312
>Haha

abandon all hope

>>581210460
winrar

*send dick pic*

Would you like to see my penis?

>>581210460
fucking beta way to ruin it for all of us

>>581210312
did u just send her a meme you fucking aspie

>>581210460
Winrar there

Look, we both know where this is going, you're a chill girl so come over and hop on my lap

>>581210543
re roll

>>581207198
Have you heard about shane dawson molested his 15 years old cousin?

Que tal si vamos por unas quesadillas. Yo invito ;)

>>581208535
oh god, ok well the thing is..
Theres this site, thats giving advice to people, and someone there said I should be honest, because I start to get a bit when I meet a cute girl.
But honestly I don't know why I do the things I do.

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>>581210684
LOL let's see your girl, and we'll compare her to mine, then we shall see who the beta is.

>pic related it's her

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>>581210684
>beta
>going straight to the point like a normal person should
>mfw this guys a neckbeard virgin

>>581210940
WINRAR

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HOLY SHIT

8 GET

Let me see your cunt bitch I'll kill you

>>581210940
Winrar

>>581210940
reroll

>>581210312
Shoulda listened to me, OP. I tried to keep you from doing this to yourself.

>>581210940
>WINRAR!
But seriously, he did?? O.o

>>581211059
send me a pic first

>>581211020
I hate to bring this up to you... But she is quite ugly.

>>581210639

Reroll

Yes, yes I do.

>>581211059
wait a second
are you underage? cuz i only date underage boys

>>581211059
Yeah, that sounds cool, what would you wanna do, just hang out or something else ;)

>>581211059
>TOLD YOU!

Yeah should I bring some drinks?

wanna get drunk?

Aight yo gurl, let me put it in right nao

>>581211059
Definitely, you need to let me know when your free and im down...

I'll stab you whore I'm not joking I'll carve you up

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>>581211059

>>581211161
This

>>581211198
Winrar

>>581211198
WINRAR

>>581211198
>inb4shitstorm
This is the first time /b/ has made it so far.
All the fags must be in the Ferguson threads.

>>581211308
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>581211198
WINRAR!

>>581211198
win

Also give us a pic OP

>>581211308
REKT WINRAR

>>581210981
Rrll

Im not that kind of man, idont know why you think im that way if you just said im nice...


Ya fucking bitch

Ye m8 that sounds good should I bring anything ;)

yeah sure. let me know sometime you're available.

>>581211308
are you fucking serious?? LOL

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>>581211372
I hope, I want to make a guy get lucky.
For my Anon /b/ros

wats gucci down there my nigga

>>581211170
nope.

>>581211308
Epic winrar

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Still 8.

Don't fuck this up we are 5 texts away from getting me laid

>>581211059
sounds like a plan aha

>>581211308
please no

Just so you know, I'm gay as fuck so no funny business.
I could help rate your titties though if interdasted?

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>>581211020
lol virgin neckbeard identified
>do you even hot gf

>>581211198
winrar

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>>581211308
YOU WILL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>581211728
winrar

>>581211728
WINFUCKINGRAR

make the sex :)

>>581211598
hahaha

>>581211728
Oh my god.......

>>581211385
>>581211446
>>581211524
>>581211636
not winrar, fagets

listen to everything you have to say while I have a raging erection.

>>581211689
I wanna jump on your bed and drink your milk...

>>581211689
let's have some beers and see what happens!

8get!

>>581211385
>>581211446
>>581211524
>>581211636
fucking retards

I love you

Whatever you want ;)

>>581211728
win lol get fucked op

I want you to use my face as a toilet seat

>>581211728
LOL win

Lets fuck 8=======D

>>581211728
WINRAR! XD

>>581211689
rob schneider

Shave your cunt whore

You want me to chill in your apartment? You gotta show me what I'm working with. ;) even though the last time I saw you I was completely blown away by the smell that came outta that fiiiine ass. I hope you don't think that's toooooo weird, i like diffrtent things. ;)

wanna smell my stroodle

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>>581211728

Haha jk... Bye

>>581211728
aww...

don't send it op

i want to sit in a bathtub filled with your feces

>>581211689
Watch a movie, have a few drinks, and see where the night takes us.

>>581211728
FUCKING HEAVEN

>>581211728
IM BOYCOTTING THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU HEAVEN. GO SHAVE YOUR DAMN NECKBEARD

>>581211728
Winrar

>>581211728
kek winrar

>>581211728
rip op

Get to know you a bit ... But first I need to know how dressed I gotta get, can you send a pic of what your wearing right now?

>>581211728
DON'T DO IT, JUST STOP ANSWERING NOW
YOU'LL GET LAID

>>581211728
WINRAR

>>581211728

finally something good

>>581211689
she wants the d dot png

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>>581211689

OP you've already sealed the deal. Be yourself and all that BS.
Nigga just hang with this dude.

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>>581211689
>Don't fuck this up we are 5 texts away from getting me laid

>>581211728
Just so you know, I'm gay as fuck so no funny business.
I could help rate your titties though if interdasted?

Pic related

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>>581211728
Mal wieder direkt eingelocht

>>581211728
Holy shit.
Your dick is the opposite of fucked tonight, faggot.

>>581211756
what? I said I'd like to compare mine to his.

>>581211198
Winrar!

>>581212068
:o

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>>581211728
ROFLCOPTER ENGAGE PHASERS SET TO LUL

Hey there!

Should have walked away while you could, OP. You're fucked now.

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Tell her you are a "registered" Don't say anything else, just that.

>>581211908
Delete the ass sentence and you'll get nude pics + possible girlfriend.
This is good.

>>581211728
top kek

Don't fucking send it op I won't call you a fag

Op don't. For the sake of getting laid.

>>581211728
fucking heaven

top fkn kek at the turn of events

>dont do it op

>>581211689
Don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife. Ugh doing your son?

>>581212203
it isn't too late
op can stop listening to people in this thread and just post screenshots of progress

>>581211908
>>581212068
>>581211308

Damn i'm late again :<

>>581211728
OP for the love of God, now is the time to be a faggot and not delivar

>>581211689
I'M CASTRATED TBH

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SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK SHE ALREADY DECIDED TO SMASH

9 GET LETS WRAP THIS UP

>>581211728
you asshole omfg

Unrelated roll.
Even I go
Odd I stay
Now fuck off bitch I'm on the 4chan.org/b/thread/581206054

>>581211689
DON'T DO IT. but reroll.

cause i wanna see dem titties girl

>>581212449
Sorry, I'm not really gay I just want to be close to you

>>581212449
Aight, I was just kidding, wanna fuck?

>>581212449
hahahaha just kidding, i will make you have a very good time ;)

>>581212449
send me a pic so i know my time won't be wasted

>>581212509
god DAMN IT

>>581212509
winrar!!!!!

Na im just kidding, lets watch a movie and see what happens?

>>581212427
reroll

>>581212509
kek winrar

>>581212449
im gonna do what is needed to get you topless. Im fucking positive that it could save the world.

>>581212509
WINRAR

Jk I'm horny as fuck. Lemme tap that pussi

>>581212449
I was just making sure you were interested, When do u wanna hang out? :)

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>>581212509
>>581212449

>>581212509
lol

>>581212449
rob schneider

>>581212509
God fucking damn you

lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

>>581212509
WINRAR HAHAHAH SIDES=GONE

Hah, ignore that im just nervous. So what time should I go over?

>>581212449
Sorry, i don't even know, im trippin big time, if i say weird stuff just ignore it, i don't know what im going to do next :P

Hahahaha I was joking. We can do whatever you want ;)

>>581212509
lol winrar

wats gucci down there my sweet sweet nigga

>>581212449
Forget that last text. Let me be up front: 1) I think you are attractive. 2) I would like to have sex with you. Interested?

>>581212584
This

Use my face as a barstool

>>581211908
>>581211908
>>581211908
>>581211908
this one is the only solution that will get you laid. bonus points for sharing nude pics.
but for the love of everything write it like this

You want me to chill in your apartment? You gotta show me what I'm working with. ;)

I'm gonna cut to the chase babe, can I call you that? I feel as if we have some chemistry, and I wanna see that ass spread, kay? ;)

>>581212449
just thinking about how fucking expensive condoms are, need to pick some up on the way over

durex ultrathin good?

>>581212727
ew, fuckin faggot

>>581212449
>>581212509
OP don't do this. You can walk away from this guaranteed to get laid, just take it yourself from here and stop doing this thread. STOP.

>>581212449
I'M FREAKING CASTRATED

Haha I'm just playing :) Still tho, I'd be down to lick nutella out of your ass ;)

>>581212727
smooth
fucking idiot

>>581212449
i'll come over and we just fuck. you down?

>>581212449
wow

Haha just messing around. Hey - i'd much rather be using my fingers for something instead of texting right now..

>>581212709
OP do this one

>>581212709
winrar

RULES ARE RULES OP

Well I'm on my way to my boyfriends house to suck his big dick gotta go peace bitch

>>581212806
>>581212449
OP don't listen this guy's just jealous

>>581212449
That was a test, sure I'll come over and I'll do whatever you want m'lady

OP BETTER GET TITTIE PIC FOR US

lmfao this is hilarious. isn't thread gonna autoclose soon tho

>>581212727
euphoric/10

be up front with her
>hey these pedophiles are telling me what to say because I'm to nervous to make my own moves

>wanna fuck

OK, Let me be serious, I'm not gay, but I like you, you are completely perfect, so, let's go get some vodka or wine or, your call and watch some Netflix, see where that goes. ;)

>>581212971
OP don't listen this guy's just a sperglord

>>581212993
that's what i'm saying, all you faggots keep fuckin his game up.

>>581212709
This

OP if you wanna get laid. Dont delivar

>>581212993
I agree

'Twas a test m'lady. I shall go and be by your side in order to comfort you throughout this night.

OP what does this girl look like?

Op our ridiculous shit has gotten you this course. B can do no harm

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WHAT

>>581213098
reroll for this

lets get OP laid

>>581213106
OP help this guy has no grundle

My girlfriend and I are making fun of you online:
>>581206054

Nah, im just kidding. maybe we can watch a move and see where that leads :)

>>581213278
HOLY SHIT OP THIS IS GLORIOUS

>>581213278
shit

>>581213278
OP was a faggot after all

>>581213278
my god...

>>581213278
NANI?!

>>581213278
fake as fuck

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>>581213278
OP, we know its you

>>581213278
tits or gtfo

>>581213278
fuck you op
good fake
piece of shit

>>581213278
I call fake :/

>>581213278
my sides are gone. marry her op

>>581213278
You know the rules.

>>581212895
you text with your thumbs.

>id rather be thumb-fucking you!

Dude you're in. /thread

all these badass threads turn out to be AFAKENAGG

>>581213278
OP you're a faggot

>>581213278
wut

BoneMeNow.jpeg

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>>581213278

>>581213278
OP IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT LET US REJOICE

>>581213278

fake shit. it's their friend

>>581213281
/b/ can be nice, Come on OP, let us, get you a possible girlfriend.

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>>581213278
FAAAAAAAAAKE

Dude, if this chick is real, go all out lol

well, where's the tits bitch

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>>581213420
My exact thoughts. Op is the biggest fag

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>>581213278

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>>581213278
Aw Shit.

Fake & G@y

>>581213278
YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR BEST FRIEND

>>581213278

fucking faggot. bring out the dinosaurs fellas

if you are in this thread timestamp and tits with phone showing text fake as OP

>>581213278
OP you fake fucking fag

Well if your reading this. Show us your tits or GTFO.

>>581213278
too many emojis, anon is trying to diversify the diction she uses, fake and gay

Tfw OP will never smash a girl so makes a fake one

>>581213650
yep

>>581206378
This

>>581213278
WHOA
CHICK JUST TURNED INTO A 10/10

thread over

>>581209582
I like cock. Do you?

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So staged it fucking hurts.

If she did find the thread she could be the one that said to fuck her

Go and fuck her OP she wants it.

>>581213278
Once again op is a fag

>>581213805
Thanks, Heaven

Hahahahah she is wise to the game ...hey girl from the txts. Come on and post a time stamp for us

Just to see if its fake, make her post something in the thread to see her IP

>>581213798
keep updated

>>581213870
she doesnt exist

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>>581213278
THE TEXT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD

Tits with timestamp or its fake

>>581213278
i wanna see her face...

>>581214046
this too

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Duuuudeeee
>>581213278

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>>581213278
Never had this happen before

4th time I've done this and 4th time the threads gotten to 300+ replies with a fake person. Congrats on guessing this one.

>mfw ops battery level

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I fucking knew it you little fuck