Best of /b/

>>581135183
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!!!

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>>581135183

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>>581135232
k.
Next one

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It's a classic.

anyone got the one of /b/ingo where the /b/ro made a wood dildo and fucked himself with it?

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A cutcunt posted this a while ago.

>>581136325
no way thats real

>>581135183

What is this?

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>>581135183
Fats Mcgee and his retard 3

Anyone got the one with the kidnapped girl

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>>581136558
Fedoras of /b/ spammed his tweeter with logic, he ignored everything and continued to post some santa claus tier tweets. Then an idiot tried to force his tweeter password.

>>581136757
no idea, sorry

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>>581136936
Which one?

>>581135914
Fucking gey

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win

>>581137381
all of them

>>581137603

Good job I almost didn't notice at first.

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old joke.

The one that remember what it is win the game.

>>581137603
i dont get this photo, what am i looking for?

>>581135325
Pony faggot piss of to /mlp/ u fag

>>581137806
my personal favorite

>>581138102
easy. it's a hungry tunnel in west germany having lunch. today he is having sweaty techno faggots.

>>581138489
But he wasn't the killer.....

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>>581138108

>>581138102
people got killed during teh Love Fest?

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>>581138672
Close enough.

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This
>FAG

>>581138826
were you there?

>>581138265
anons edited the photo and added a picture of pedo bear

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>>581135183

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>>581139037
I was on /b/, masturbating with others anons.

>>581137381
The little girl, made national news in USA

>>581135443
>worst of /b/
What whiteknight faggotry is this? SJWs and feminists everywhere..

>>581139008
its funny cause I have him on my kik

>>581138790
Genius.

>>581137806
>>581138489
>>581138735
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officiaIly fucked this website for good, FUCK

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>>581135183

>>581138441
this made me laugh. nice story

>>581138790

>muh sides
>in orbit
>around Venus last I checked

>>581138716
fuck

>>581139404
Fuck you, this is fucking awful every time I see it.

Someone post the old grenade one with a /b/tard driving over it.

>>581139008
mediafire.com/download/tbk3d1b2bkq6csx/IMG_0036.mov
mediafire.com/download/u1mszhk6qcddbg5/IMG_0023.mov
mediafire.com/download/6l542wpxioxtest/IMG_0033.mov
mediafire.com/download/62xfe1gysqosfzg/IMG_0018.mov
For those faggots who want to see them but dont want to do work have fun

>>581135183
>>581135232
http://play.poietic-generator.net/group/join

>>581138291
Man I so fucking lost

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>>581140392
this?

>>581140613
kek good enough

>>581136038
fucking cunt.

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just gonna dump some random caps

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>>581140860

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>>581141008
classic

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>>581141071

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>>581141173
old but gold

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>>581141383

>>581136038
just a butchery

>>581141071
That fucking kid. No matter how many times I see it I'll never understand. I just wore spandex shorts under my uniform or lodged that fucker in my waistband

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>>581141506

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Worth the read

>>581141071
i was in that thread... my sides are still in a stable earth orbit.

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>>581141583

>>581141708
topkek

>>581140417
wow, tyvm anon,

you dont have to download, just go to link and click "watch" next to download...

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>>581135183

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>>581142067

>>581141943 (you)
It's pathetic that you've made this pic yourself.

>>581141927
WOW u r so smart

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And this concludes my dump.

>>581142240
Lol, I don't have time to make caps.

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>>581138291
how the fuck have i not seen this before

>>581141506
10/10

>>581135914
kill urself

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>>581138441

>>581139545
shut up

>>581138441
loved it

>>581139008

>that horrible trigger discipline, disgusting

>>581141071
why?

>>581137487
>>581142629
2007, what do you expect.

>>581142185
What the fuck... I think I got enough for today, that's worse than gore

>>581138790
hahha

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Lost my shit when I saw this one for the first time.

>>581135451
fuckin OP jeffery dahmer's long lost cousin?

>>581142421
dank meems brother

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>>581135454
lol that was my money!
few days ago i had some more (already gone now)

>>581138716
I didnt laugh, anon. I was scared.

>>581144601
This is about 1500€.
Are we supposed to be impressioned?
I have like 40k in the bank and it is completely normal.

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1/a lot

>>581145885
Looks like lasagna

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>>581139136

fucking classic

>>581145729
thats about 5K and i expect you to be impressed cause i shreddered about 1K!

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>>581146106
>shredding money
What has humanity come to?

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>>581135443
This is not a good thing. This is absolute shit. He did not provoke, he was not a faggot.

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>>581137603
Haha god damn took me way too long to see

>>581146529
kek'd

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>>581147261

>>581147113
>samefag implying

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captcha is fucking killing me

>>581147648
Toklol

>>581135183
Bioshock cosplay level 99

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>>581147992
Uonly need type the wavy part u fuckin nigger

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Does anyone caps of the guy who cut off his nipples and then burned them with acid? It happened about a year ago, maybe more.

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>>581140613
dat is still the best of all times.

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>>581148708


Why the shit did you censor it?

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anyone lurking?

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>implying i didnt just save it

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>>581146324
>straight up bucatini

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>>581148496

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>>581149072
lurking

>>581138291
God fucking dammit

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Commit this one to memory, newfriends.

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>>581140993
Not this stupid dead bitch again... fucking press made whore a hero.

>>581149685
oh wow can't believe I hadn't seen this, fucking killed me

thanks op I can rest easy for the day now

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>>581136784
OH this one was fucking immense... I remembered laughing far too hard at this...

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OP, do u have the one where new guy asks whats 4chan is like, and is replied to with, "I fucked my cat" and "and thats the last we heard of this faithful anon"??

>>581147330
Hahahah what the fuck

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>>581150669 negative

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>>581140417
based anon
>captcha: 2

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>>581150268
i actually lost to that funny as fuck!

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>>581138291
Lel so good

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>>581138716
dude

>>581138716
In an You scared you loose Ultimatum this would have been a so-called lost.

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>>581141641
dimitri never existed/ op was a faggot liar

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>>581148626
Laughing so fucking hard right now oh god

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>>581151612
Best right here. No one can deny the Shrekoning.

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>>581138441

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>>581151614
jesus christ

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___________________T_H_A_N_K_S___/_b______Y_O_U___A_R_E___T_H_E_____B_E_S_T_____

so many fuckking top lol here. after years you still crack me up.

Thanks,
from an anon

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>>581141937
Scissoring to the max

does anyone have something about larry?

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>>581150837
Bummer. I posted in that thread and I see it now and again and never seem to remember to save it somewhere I'll be able to keep it.

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>>581135232
To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man.
I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. . I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches.
This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver

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>>581152227
anyone have the original from this

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>>581135443
Lol I was in that thread watching it unfold. /b/ fucked both of them over lol

>>581151054
Hey I know that guy. He goes to my college. They didn't actually do that, they just trolled everyone in the thread.

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>>581151813
>ooh la la

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>>581153064