Best of /b/
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!!!
It's a classic.
A cutcunt posted this a while ago.
Fats Mcgee and his retard 3
Fedoras of /b/ spammed his tweeter with logic, he ignored everything and continued to post some santa claus tier tweets. Then an idiot tried to force his tweeter password.
The one that remember what it is win the game.
I was on /b/, masturbating with others anons.
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officiaIly fucked this website for good, FUCK
For those faggots who want to see them but dont want to do work have fun
just gonna dump some random caps
i like drinking bleach w/ /b/ros.
old but gold
That fucking kid. No matter how many times I see it I'll never understand. I just wore spandex shorts under my uniform or lodged that fucker in my waistband
Worth the read
And this concludes my dump.
Lol, I don't have time to make caps.
how the fuck have i not seen this before
Lost my shit when I saw this one for the first time.
lol that was my money!
few days ago i had some more (already gone now)
captcha is fucking killing me
>implying i didnt just save it
Commit this one to memory, newfriends.
OH this one was fucking immense... I remembered laughing far too hard at this...
OP, do u have the one where new guy asks whats 4chan is like, and is replied to with, "I fucked my cat" and "and thats the last we heard of this faithful anon"??
so many fuckking top lol here. after years you still crack me up.
from an anon
To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man.
I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. . I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches.
This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver