Kiwi fags, report in.
bit early isnt it?
>inb4 hello boys!!
>inb4 hello boys!!
>how fucking dare you
I fucked my sister a few times. She's a slut.
Nah, we both grew up without our dad. Probably why she ended up a bit how she has. I'm not complaining though. She knows how to fuck, i'll give her that.
How can one man, one poster be so based?
Anybody have sauce on some good NZ porn?
green text story perchance? I could use a giggle
Reporting in. Still a jobless loser.
Hey if i put my t shirt on my lamp as an attempt to imitate something i saw on /g/, will it set on fire?
I'm implying she looks as though she was the result of your mum having her brothers (your dads) child...
What was it like failing NCEA English level one?
well, It could of gone better haha.
I went in early, full of confidence (even chatted up the receptionist)
. When two men came out and handed me a piece of paper with a bunch of logic questions and told me to take a seat, then immediately they sat opposite to me and watched me silently fill it out. Now I have terrible anxiety and this situation was fucking cringe worthy when they started wringing things down and crossing things out on their own bits of paper I was fucking nervous as shit. Five minutes in I told them straight up I was feeling a little panicked jokingly and they had a good friendly giggle and told me to do it after the interview. we had a good chat, discussed what I wanted and what they wanted and pay all the usual jib jab and when they left I plowed though the questions easily.
I still felt like I fucked up, they obviously did that to test how I work under pressure and I failed lol. ahh well, life moves on.
>gif related, how I was feeling at first internally.
There's a couple Maori porns you can buy, you just have to ask around. They aren't on the internet. It's a bit of an underground thing, it's pretty hot. I've seen it with my cousins & whatnot. The woman look really native, and the men quite hory looking. full moko on the face etc.
All memes aside, i second this. If anyone could point me in the direction of some digital New Zealand porn (Would be interesting to see some Maori in one) it would be much appreciated.
I need something to tempt me to break my no fap and my JAV's aren't doing the trick anymore
ITT: Ramrooter & Sheepshagger General
I beared with it, they said they've had some shocking interviews before mine where people came in either drunk or were texting while being talked to. I still have hope.
whats up man, i am bored as shit
any of you guys go to the 150 anniversary fireworks the other night? I could hear it from my place in hillcrest, it took me 10 minutes to drive over there and by the time i did they were still going, probably the biggest fireworks display I've seen
Was Just waiting for this to crop up
Lost my virginity to my cousin. Pic related
Pretty average for my racial bracket.
Not going to spend a lot of time on this, i wont text our first time.
>mum works for WINZ
>shes at work all day
>sister & I are both the same age, 18
>We have the house to ourselves for quite a few hours.
>She comes into my room wearing nothing but her house gown
>She looks at me standing with her feet facing inwards toward eachother, rocking her body like a washing machine
>"Anon, i'm horny. Let's fuck"
She on the pill so we go with no condom
>She starts sucking my cock till i'm hard
>She crawls up on me as I lay back on my bed and rides the shit out of me
>cum buckets all up inside her
She has a boyfriend & a kid now. We don't fuck anymore. kind of miss it.
She was great I lasted 5 mins, a bit awkward for me though
Amerifag here. Never been to NZ, but from everything I've read, it seems awesome there. Anyone want to give me the pros/cons of living there, specifically as an immigrant, and what's the job market like?
I've grown to like these threads. It feels like a family to me. Gay nazi seems like the weird uncle that used to touch you sometimes. German girl kind of like a mother figure in the thread. IDbro is like the kid that can be troublesome sometimes or a teenager going through his phase. And all the other posters makes it feel like a home. This is the reason why I lurk these threads. Thank you.
Pros: Nice place to look at if your into that shit.
Small population so its not crowded.
Guns are easy to get.
Dont have too much of a crime problem.
We have miss alice
Cons: Small population so you go somewhere and youll find out everyones cousins.
People can be stupid as shit.
Politics cringey as fuck.
Not that much to do if your not in a major centre.
Jobs are alright from what Ive heard theres major shortages in the engineering and IT fields.
cmon m8 dont be like that I wrote for ya
>How's the business/management industry?
>Any large retailers or corporations?
>Any emerging markets for someone willing to take risks?
>If you lived in the city, how much is there to offer in terms of entertainment?
I think buisness and management might be ok Im not sure but Im sure theres places hiring in Auckland We got a few retailers not many and they arnt really that big and the only corporation we have that seems to be worth anything is xero.
I know nothing about emerging markets and entertainment is dependant on which city and what you want to do
Pukekohe reporting in. Hello boys.
Auckland and Wellington are good, everywhere else you can pretty much get fucked unless you are a student and enjoy drinking in shitty clubs
Fuckin typed up a long one and phone closed the page. Don't want to retype. Sorry bros
>one on left, pic related
>Gay nazi seems like the weird uncle that used to touch you sometimes.
I hardly even touch myself!
did you go to PHS?
Nah mate, this is ideal NZ thread time. Shit will be kill in like an hour or so, and two of the 21 current posters will make a second thread which won't last
GOD OF NATIONS AT THY FEET
>Been drinking last night
>Have to take hangover shit
>No toilet paper
>No paper at all
>See old enrollment form I never used
>Try to wipe arse with it
>Imagine ghosts of political prisoners watching me as I completely take for granted and disrespect the very idea of democracy.
Feels strange man.
Couldn't wait for the plant to be harvestable, so I just took a wee buddikins snipping to try.
Kidnapping (no gain) = Five months home detention with weekly probation meetings + alcohol and drug abuse counselling
Pic related: muh anklet
This local young skate rat, stole a couple ounces off a good friend of mine so we decided to kidnap him and drop him a couple hours walk from where we live. Little fuck went straight to the police.
>wearing shoes inside
>trying this hard
>failing even harder
just pay attention to meee giuse
13 counts as dubs for nz threads cause sieg fucking hail mighty mongrel mob arah arah dogz
Post it, and i'll post my bottle of milk or some shit idk
There was fucking hair on the arm i swear. What the fuck mate.
And yes /r/'d your feet so i remember
13 counts for dumb ass niggers with superglued fingers who can't count
so congrats dog, you clocked it
Now current face. Why are ID evens back as the timestamp as is standard
Can you summarize the general idea of what it's saying. Too damn lazy to read
Fifteen man, little shit is known for stealing shit. Apparently he and some of his friends robbed another local skaters house for most of their electronics and valuables.
put a blindfold on
Well on ya then mate. Can't stand little shits like that eh.
>Hey Not a NZ fag but I have a question is Lorde attractive in NZ because she looks more weird then anything else?
Stopped reading there
are you sure you don't have feminine features?, I thought you said you don't work anyways.
Judy is the older one with funny teeth,blonde frizzy hair and a heart of gold.
i bet you didn't even know NZ threads are a pro-gay environment
I came here about a month or 2 ago and asked about any guys in TGA and promptly got told to fuck off my several individuals. glad it's changed around here.
>I thought you said you don't work anyways.
Doesn't mean I can't go to the supermarket.
>are you sure you don't have feminine features?
Dunno, ask noona.
>Judy is the older one with funny teeth,blonde frizzy hair and a heart of gold.
Haha, I know the one.
Maori guy: (Hands over money) You wanna make sure that funny English ladies on the back?
Judy: Nah, not my problem.
what year did you leave phs?
>During thelarche, the developing breasts sometimes are of unequal size, and usually the left breast is slightly larger; said condition of asymmetry is transitory and statistically normal to female physical and sexual development.
>For about 5% to 10% women, their breasts are severely different, with the left breast being larger in 62% of cases.
Nah but this guy is rather tall, got a nice build and just lovely looking.
>tfw I fucking spaghetti hard around him and come across like a complete cunt.
I think it might have been me that told him to fuck off, actually, haha.
Welcome to Aotearoa-chan!
I honestly thought I looked fem as, aye, until I got told otherwise. Was like that scene where Peter Griffen is told he's fat and can't believe it.
you're on 4chan, it's full of faggots
i left after Y12, would be class of 2010 (22 now)
holy shit i probably would know who you are lmao (fucking can't remember everyone a year under me)
All my nans and gramps are gone. You always think that they're never gonna leave you just yet until they are gone then you always think how much you could of just picked up the phone to say hello.
My grandma died when I was in NZ. About 4 months ago. She never wamted me to leave for a year, I told her Ill come back and then well play together. I couldnt even say Goodbye...
Yeah, I've only ever had the one set of grandparents. The others were lucky and died before I was born.
>mfw I say that joke to people and they always say "Why would you say that about yourself?"
>"Because I passed NCEA English Level one"
Grandad went a few years ago and it was a bit shit. Didn't even say goodbye.
My parents are divorced and I was only ever close with my mum's parents. When my dad's father died it didn't really affect me, the main thing I remember from his funeral is how my down syndrome having cousin kept trying to grope my aunt's girlfriend. That was weird as fuck.
>not "THE" fever
It's like you plebs don't even stay noided
my grandad met and got to know my boyfriend over the years, I never talked about us actually being a couple but I always assumed he knew. even on his deathbed I didn't bring it up, I feel like he would of been cool with it too. I am full of regret
the real kind
>You never give me your money
>you only give me your funny paper
is this you?
>go to work
That's basically it for me these days man.
hm, how about that. Good for her
>BOY YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
>CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LOOONG TIME
Anybody got any experience with incorrect exam results at nz unis? I got results confirmed today that I am certain are higher than my actual mark, any idea if they can be changed post-confirmation for glitches/staff fuck ups?
I feel like making chocycup,
I'm totally making chocycup.
Flaxmere haha. I am not from NZ, lived there for 2 years. Fuckin flaxmere. That place, tiny little scum hole next to Hastings.
I banged the hottest maori girl there, she was 16 at the time. 'Westside' tattoo on wrist.
3 is pushing it
>tfw computer is making loud noises
i think it's trying to talk to me
you that other local?
Average nz thread
sorry hun, will you ever forgive me?
You Fuckers had a hoon on this? Can't get enough
Trip Tank is on Comedy Central tonight at 10:15. Imma watch it then come back here and tell everyone what I thought.
Drink my liquids, cunt
Well, goodnight bro's i'm done.
>tfw haven't been on /int/ in a month