Fuck this job hunting shit
Bro, I'm thinking of walking through that park again i mentioned in the last thread
Any of you faggots games ?
Nah i just wanna experience pic related in the most suitable way possible. Shitting myself in a dark park full of swans and a bush walk seems like the appropriate context
on ya mate. But i'm a sack o' shit with no experience. I'll find something eventually
>But i'm a sack o' shit with no experience.
Me too, tell you what, I'll hire you and you hire me. You pay me a wage, I pay you and we both get rich.
bulking but i'm not a hungry skelly so allgood
Alright guys going down to the shop to get some milk, but i'm going to purposely and ironically take a wrong turn. The album is an hour long so should be back by 9ish.
Pray for me, bros. I'm going to face the park again
Local fruit processing plant are looking for sups. I was shortlisted. It's a celery position with company car, I hope I get it I'm currently earning a shit weekly wage.
I had one speedy pill today because I was getting dizzy and I've had one caffeine pill and that'll do me fine.
I got texted by a dealer that ripped me off to "come round for a smoke and a play" early this morning.
I think I've made it.
I found a dealer off nzdating (lel), he said he only did 50s, I thought "Fucking sweet". Get the stuff, hadn't brought in years, think "This is a bit low".
Weight it and it's half a gram...
>How many bloody pills have ya got ya man.
I get them from the pharmarcy. I have nine left, I think and can refill my prescription on thr 30th.
>were you raped? :O
I stayed home because I'm not sexually attracted to him and I'm not that desperate for weed.
A guy did say he had weed but I had to fuck him for it...
Oh, no, in the past.
I could get stuff from him but he ripped me off and he wants to "play" and I'm not keen.
>everything else you always write
Somebody has to help these threads reach the heights of Olympus.
>how old were you again?
Old enough to know better.
Fucking settle down Lena Dunham
>his wife actually looks like a lovely woman
>people being nasty to her for no reason
>she gets to smell Hugh Jackman
>whose laughing now, bitches?
Whos unemployed here?
>gayer than a gay gaying up a gay parade of gay gays
>have crush on female school teacher
>butterflies when I talk to her
>her son is in my year at school
>her youngest son
Oh, Anon, she's one hell of a woman that one.
>but seriously, thats exactly what IDBro does
Makes files on us all?
>hope he's saved the witty replies I've posted.
I thinm you'll find we're all unemployed in these threads, even the ones with jobs.
And Im back to having no life man these things are short lived
I had people to talk to that werent on 4chan it aint no problem I move to wellington in 2 months Im sure I can find someone there who isnt a spastic
>wellington in 2 months Im sure I can find someone there who isnt a spastic
Obviously you have never been to Wellington.
It is full of hipsters and communists, often times they are one of and the same.
Face reality, bro, it's over.
last one. cbf if no one else is posting.
>who wants to sit somewhere and laugh at hem
Yeah but people from The Hutt Valley seldom have enough for the train fare in.
>you cant see their faces?
Because one person wrote superkek. I have to admit I had a god chuckle myself.
>then write me personal, i can give you my hushmail. :D
What? ou want to chat outside of 4chan?
who cares what they write?
and m8, yesterday i met someone outta 4chan, writing out of 4chan is npthing. especially not with hushmail. i wpuldnt give you my real email. :D
i wont internetrape you. :D
>Connection errors got me like
I went through the park again, saw the same fuckton of swans (I swear to christ I'm scared of swans now, the way they just stare at you), and then saw some cunt all in black walking in the far distance. I thought "fuck it, it's okay I can do this" and start walking to the same 2spooky4me bushwalk i took last time. Then i noticed he was walking to the same bushwalk, but as he walked he was staring at me the entire time. I thought "I should be alright, he won't rape me just keep walking" and then he stopped. I kept walking but he just stood there and stared at me. At this point I thought "fuck this shit" and pussied out. I turned around and walked away like a coward while keeping eye contact. I looked foward to see where i was going and when i turned around again i realised i had lost sight of him. The fucker completely disappeared. I turned straight on and power walked like a scared little girl all the way to the entrance from which i came and almost had a fucking heart attack when i saw this other couple entering. I hope they survived
ensure you listen to an album while you do it, makes the experience even better.
Weed'll probably help but as i said earlier, trying to stay clean for my lifting
todays your lucky day. im on my phone. :P
Any of you cunts know where I can get a fake id?
I'm srs guys.
anyone living in queenstown or welli gton and willing to afford accomodation for my sister and me for one night? and wants to go out with us too? like partying?
hostels are fucking expensive.
Nah it was like a skinny fella and a shorter, wider girl.
And i'm going to post my body once I make it, so probably never :(
Yeah, pretty sure people cruise there, aye.
I think that's the place people are told not to go because of how dangerous it is.
>post my body once I make it
Oh, please, I posted mine and I've got years of work a head of me.
If only you were in Hastings...
hawkes bay reporting
mfw exam in the morning with no study
I post on /fit/ all the time, you'll be fine.
Posted my face a number of times and got nice replies but favourtie, though was:
"The cold stare of the autist"
You'll get my milk and that's all you'll get. Bitch.
You know, that necklace is *pretty* easy to recognize sweetie.
But posting names or the like would be a dick move, but all the same, just letting ya know.
>Feel free to check out my milk though
That's a dangerous thing to say to a homo faggot, son.
>why are you drinking trim milk on a bulk
>do you have funny tummy troubles?
>are you up the duff and so you have hemorrhoids?
THEN MILK IS WHAT YOU GET
I'm not a hungry skelly like i said before, so while technically i am bulking i'm also trying to avoid putting on fat. Moderation i suppose. Bulking, but staying conscious of fatty foods etc
And apologies for being inconsiderate
Common necklace + girl who *knows about* let alone *goes on* 4chan.
Admittedly I did not expect you to post photos like this, but hey, I'm hardly complaining.
Whatever you need to say, but that's chill.
I'll mention this next time I see you, the reaction will be delightful I'm sure. I doubt you'll expect it was me.
kegan go to bed
Sure, sorry to burst your bubble though bro, the necklace was from Pascoes and is cheap and bulk produced
See y'all tomorrow
Sleep well bro
I'm sitting here requesting photos of your ladys tits, letting you know who I am is hardly a good idea.
I could be your flat mate, your long term friend - who knows?
I'm hardly going to a.) confirm your suspicion that I have no clue who you are b.) give anyone else more clues. This can be my secret until we're a little drunk together. The look on your face will just be worth it.
I'll shout ya one of those awful fucking drinks you guys
insist on drinking for your trouble
Oh. Man. That would be perfect wouldn't it?
Had you going there for awhile though right?
[For those of you playing at home, never had a clue who these people were. Totally would buy them a pint though for being good sports.]