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Work at a mortuary home in Southwales a very young girl mistakenly

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Work at a mortuary home in Southwales a very young girl mistakenly overdosed and passed away my boss asked me to pick her up at hospital
At her age it is proper to assume that she is still a virgin she died at 1 PM today I was thinking of turning on the Warmwater and getting out the lube what does b think well at least post photos of her corpse
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Bumping for interest
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will you fuck the corpse and post the pics on /b?
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umm wut?
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Im lurking
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Yes that's the idea her age starts with t and she is under 21
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>>580613301
Two
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Pic related?
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>>580612625
>>580613301
OP, you have the chance to become a legend.
Don't fuck this up.
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>>580612625
Is it still considered jail bait if she's dead ?
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>>580613301
Twenty is completely acceptable

Desecration of a corpse not so much
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>>580612625

>Southwales
>Warmwater

Please learn to type properly.
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>>580612625
Where in South Wales?
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Her parents brought in pictures of her short life for make up and complextion purposes she is A hoty
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Do it faggot
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>>580612625
Well, are you going to fucking deliver?
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op will never deliver.
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>>580613605
pics?
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This is a reason i want to die in the Arctic and freeze to death in peace, not be cut up by some weirdo in a home.
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2 would be sick I am just horny not A Pedo
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Lurking because what the fuck else am I doing with myself.
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>>580613846
pics now goddamnit
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>>580613846
just fucking do it and post pics. OP DELIVAARR!
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>>580613819
Great. So you end up being cut up by scientists 2000 years later and probably having your bare mummified ass shown on tv all over the world.
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>>580614151
get out.
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I am a bloody apprentice I don't do the cutting yet and this won't be my first time it'll just be the first time with a young one I am the Fagg who goes to the hospital and the morgue and anywhere else to pick up the bodies and then I cleaned them upand get them ready for embalming
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>>580612625
Lurking, op you better deliver.
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>>580614230
I thought embalming was just what Americans did.
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>>580614230
Okay, but if it's all the same to you, I'd prefer that you just get to posting.
Not to be an ass, or anything.
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>>580614230
hey are you gonna fuckin deliever or are you gonna keep talking like a lil bitch? I see another post with no pic, we're abandoning this shit
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>>580614230
If you don't post a pic in your next post we're out OP
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>>580613819
>Implying it matters what happens to your body
>implying you'll know if someone rapes it
I don't care if they throw my corpse to the wolves after I'm dead, I couldn't not give the smallest of fucks
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I will deliver if I can get to the office after the director leaves I will post pics that the family brought in for embalming purposes many birthday pictures and camping trips to the bush and so forth and so on and looks like several pictures from her school
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op is a fag, won't do it
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Fucking op if you deliver I'll Fucking praise your name to Valhalla and back
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about to sage
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shows us the dead body
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>>580614582

This
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>>580614780
describe her, blonde brunette, chubby skinny, etc.
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>>580614779
Implying i give a hoot
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it's not rape if she's not alive
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OP is a fag and won't deliver
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how long should we wait op?
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>>580614780
Post pics of nude dead chick or fuck off !
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Post something you fuck op.
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>>580615020
necrophilia is still a mental disease and defiling a dead body is still a crime you moron. other than that op is a faggot and wont deliver. next post i am saging
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I wanna be part of this
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FUCK OFF OP, GO BOIL YOUR HEAD.
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>>580612625
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the stiffy is giving me a stiffy
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So where in south wales en butt
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LOL, they'll never be able to trace you.
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OP don't tease, get to it and deliver, you will become legendary.
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i am out faggots

also sage

sage hurceor
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OP is a faggot

>not a pedo
>corpse is 12 years old
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>>580615460
>boil your head
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lmao
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>>580613710
Look who it is again, Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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I hope you lose your job. You are not up to scratch. A basic requirement of that job is to be respectful.

I doubt you even have the job.
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>South Wales

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

As a Welshman , I take a lot of shot from my colleagues who live and work in England. We have a fucking south African on the team and he takes less shot than me. The reason is dildos like you.

Keep Wales tidy, kill yourself you fucking spack!
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i don't agree
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>>580616261
what a way to go
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>>580616261
enter sage in all fields
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>>580616261
being on this website pretty much gives you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
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Sage
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>>580616621
Here here.
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>>580616292
See also: >>580611076 to see how they treat cats in Swansea,
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>>580616286

> respectful
> on 4chan
> gtfo nigger

>>580612625
At least show us the pics the parents sent in. We could possibly provide tips on how to better prepare the body for the service. ;)
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>>580616261
wow so funny nice one

if this wasnt a copypasta its not like it would not be funny because it TOTALLY is if you see what I just said
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>>580616261
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>>580612625
Where is the pallor? The lividity?

That girl is awfully pink for a corpse...
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>>580612625
Posting it will make doxing just a tad bit easier. Just saying you need to be careful, this could be a good provider of fun if you do it right.
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anyone know if that russian web cam site is still up showing all the public cams whille we wait for op to show pics lol
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>>580616742
Dumb Newfag faggot. Kill yourself. You don't sage with a picture
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>>580612625
Come on OP tease us with some pics
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>>580616875
>>580616890
>>580616742

My favorite hacker is anon. We are nonims. we are legging. we forgot, we do not forgive forget. except you us. what is your?
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>>580617196
Get all of ur exif data off the pics before u post it
U can doit on ur phone
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>>580617429
did you put that through google translate?
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>>580617327
Why not?
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Sage goes in every field
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>>580617327
I do what i want
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Got the call from hospital body is ready for pic up I bloody can't wait to pop that little cherry I'm going to film it for all you fags I will at least post pics and 30 minutes after I've loaded her in the wagon
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>>580616857

I am not talking about 4chan. I know how it works and I know you are a bunch of faggots.

I am talking about him and his job. It has a degree of responsibility and if he would rather act like a tit for a bunch of strangers then he should get another job where it doesn't matter.
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>>580617964
Don't you fucking flake on me, OP.
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whoooo show the family pics you just gonna lay her flat, will she still bend?
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>>580617964
>wagon

Amerijunk detected. Also, we dont embalm corpses in UK.
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>>580617996
>I am not talking about 4chan. I know how it works and I know you are a bunch of faggots.
You clearly don't if you're still moral-fagging
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>>580617446
Sure, but the Internet hate machine is pretty good at finding shit even if img are washed clean. OP needs to be really careful. There's always some faggot who will say "hey I knew that slag, hurr durr this is wrong, I'm calling the cops" etc
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her bloody friends from her school are all in the lobby of the home making a mess a bunch of little teenyboppers
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>>580617964
>30 minutes
>mfw
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>>580618201
Read the fucking thread
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>>580618382
photo sly and post
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Ye right. Here, you have my attention but let's be real. It's obvious that OP won't deliver.
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>>580618426
Just show me the bit you mean.
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>>580617964
That's super fucked up... don't do it OP
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>>580618542
Teh obvious is quite obvious
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>>580615950
get back to suckin black cocks
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>>580612625
please op, i want to see this. sauce. hurry!
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>>580618660
Dont like it
Dont watch
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>>580617996
No, you. YOU are bunch of faggots.
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>>580612625
>>580613301
>>580613605
>>580613846
>>580614230
>>580614780
>>580617964
>>580618382


Lurking
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Feels like a fake bait thread to me.
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>>580618382
Teenyboppers?
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Bumping for the 1 in a million chance that OP is not a faggot

>prepare to be disappointed
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OP better get's this shit together and going or this will end in a tragediciallialousaly heaven.
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>>580619527
say - dem are delightful peeps snappin to attention. I approve
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This is a military family who requested from aldehyde as a preservative the body has got to be moved to Switzerland in one week it would not last without Embalming
And for you earlier she should not be too stiff rigor mortis only last 5 to 7 hours she died at 1 PM decomposition has already set in but won't be noticeable The body has been kept in the cooler
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>>580613494

What if it's the skin of a child wrapped around the leg of a 90 year old woman?
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what if the Doctor beats you to first dibs dont u think a rape kit was used if OD? just incase
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Not to worry about coppersafter family visitation we are locking the box for cremation
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>>580619950
*from aldehyde
>formaldehyde
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>>580612625
Nothing on the South Wales Argus as of yet.
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>>580619950
You have yet to post a single pic of the dead body.
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>>580620630
we all know what happens to anons who provide any info on neo-/b/

dont post pics anon
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/b/.
/b/.
i
am so so
sorry
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>>580619836
in hopes of displeasure
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>>580620304
OP still home?
Arent u on the way to the hospital?
Also a timestamp will be nice to show good will
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>>580617525
Because it still bumps if there's a pic.
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>>580612625
is dat sum OC?
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>>580621356
bumping for dead virgin pussy
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been about 28 min
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>>580612625

BBC NEWS BREAKING:

Today an anonymous hacker called 4CHAN (that's 4CHAN. Again for you - the website is a hacker called 4CHAN) conspired to kidnap and rape the dead daughter of a high ranking military official.

Whilst waiting for one of the splinter cell unit to make contact with the recently deceased, 4CHAN kept himself busy posting pictures of black people sucking on phallic shaped objects, of domestic felines without consent, and smashing hundreds of copyright violation laws in their latest attempt to bring the mortgage. Throughout the rising schizophrenic murmurings of 4CHAN waiting in anticipation for his slaughtered prize, he also managed to electronically rape a number of teenage girls.

Stay tuned for more breaking news on the developing 4CHAN story.
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>>580612625
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When do you get it? OP is not an OP, he's just a Shit P and won't deliver.
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Probably bait but I'll lurk
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bump with captchas
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This shit's bait
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I am on my mobile ! Wonder if she has A bush in he pictures she had semi formed tits I know one thing her mother is absolutely brilliant as far as looks go even in morning the way she wasit is too bad her parents trusted her with an opiate-based cough syrup
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quality
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lets think of ways of how to warm that pussy up im thinking a small heater is less hassel than dumping the whole body in a warm bath
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>>580622841
>G3utnS0v
>Geutensof
>Good n soft
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I'll laugh if op gets there and its a snorlax.
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>>580622978
do you even lube nigga
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>>580622982

i lel'd
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Not ganne happen
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Time stamp photo and body pic waiting at the doc for The Gurnee now have already opened the doors to the coach this will be so much nicer than shagging the middle aged corpses I have in the past the youngest I have done is about 24
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dont want it cold its mite well fuck a trukey
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Im guessing its NEW South Wales?
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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time stamp or it didnt happen lol
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>>580623381
lol that was really funny anon, i lolled too haha!
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How to warm up A vagina of a recently deceased body using a small hose placing it at the entry with medium pressure applied so the water can force itself into the entry and flood the vaginal canal leave hot water run for about 30 minutes then use a lot of lube same for anal entry but it is proper to put the tube inside of the anus where is vaginal tissue is very fragile and high-pressure water from the inside would quite possibly destroy it
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>>580623201
Timestamp fucking anything!!! Even if it's just the hearse for now. Just something to inspire a little faith.
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thred is dying. I have nothing better to do while I wait for a student.
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Inb4 Bel Aire, walk the dinosaur, etc
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ahaha you've poke a stiffy or 2 ever nibble on a cold nipple
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>>580613494
of course not. Corpses are not persons whatever the age. He would commit necrophilia or another corpse related crime, but not rape.

There's a man on a bed. He seems asleep, you then fire a whole round of your pistol at him. The , you check his vital signs, he has none, he's dead, you get arrested. Later on the autopsy it's revealed that the man died of a heart attack minutes before you fired at him? Did you commit murder?
He should check his local laws to know best, tough.
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op will deliver, i know
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>>580623715
post discount Pr0n~
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>>580623201
OP truly is a faggot.
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>>580622852
>>580622982
>>580623103
>>580623243
>>580623715

im enjoying them keep em coming
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belieb it
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>>580624250
10/10 don't stop
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Don't be a nigger and disrepect the death. They will investigate the body if u fuck around with it
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my girlfriend is coming over and yet all I really want to do is stay in here and see what happens.
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>>580624382
Say hi to your gf for me.

She'll know what it means.
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>>580624131
I don't know of or have that one bruh
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death is no longer present. its been a corpse for 5 hours now
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captcha:simus futrier
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pakis gonna rape

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dnzbm9ve8cw142x/10696045_603158573123876_1439457810_n.mp4?dl=0
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>>580624361
What the actual fuck.. Source?
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I'm gonna run out here. I have more, but only cause i save all the ones I see. I'm only posting the ones that are actually funny to me.

>tfw captcha comics are the only thing that has ever made me LOL IRL on /b/ despite countless YLYL threads.

Also if anyone 'has finally leopard' I really want that one. Accidentally saved a thumbnail of it.
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>>580612625

I just called OP he said he is on his way back .

With the dead body Hoty

6469 Olean Rd., - Serving The Greater East Aurora Area and Southern Erie County., South Wales, NY 14139
(716) 652-8716
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about 45 min
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>>580612625
her vagina is so devastated i though it was a trap -.-
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>>580624854
I motion that you dump all.
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>>580624381
No they won't you fuck wit. That part has already been taken care of. As long as OP doesn't fuck with the body in a way that the family will notice it will just be placed in the ground to rot.
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>>580624974

Sure. I just called Superobama and he told me he had three dead niggers in his trunk to bring down to the dead nigger storage and oh right... not your personal army.
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>>580624974
Implying OP lives in South Wales NY instead of South Wales bordering england.
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ey
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don't let it die
I'm curious
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OP will surely deliver
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>>580624805
google "midget clown porn"
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>>580625896
Dude, this shit's so fuckin' bait.
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moar
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>>580626053
nothin better to do though
passenger in a car ride
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>>580625425
There's only one mortuary in the whole of South Wales and it's this one.

https://www.google.nl/maps/search/mortuary+near+south+wales/@52.405331,-4.1595038,8z
http://www.comfortfuneralhome.com/
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>>580626053
call me a newfag (I'm old as fuck, lurkin since '04) but what are you talking about. What is this bait for?
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>>580626053
The media outcry will rival the /b/ murderer tho! so much potential, so much keks to be had
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MABY hes buying a go pro and gonna post best video ever this deserves video
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>>580612625
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>>580624507

Ok buddy you can live vicariously through me for the meantime.
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>>580625683
>Implying OP's working a dayjob at 10:30 PM
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>>580625850
this is the fucking best shit holy kek
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Absolutely fuck all is going to come from this you dumbass twats
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op is a fagg
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>>580626282
fuck off
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>>580626282

That's the point, the 4chan murder never did all this shit, he posted the pictures immediately, no dragging it out.

If this know was for real he would have made the thread AFTER he had the pictures not kept a load of fools in suspense for this period of time with bullshit reasons.
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i believe OP will deliver
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>>580624805
Her name is Bridget the midget
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>>580626201
The post you have been replying to is replying to another post saying this thread is a bait thread.
If you don't understand what makes this a bait thread you are newer than people haven't even visited 4chan yet.
L2readingcomprehension
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actual pictures of OP rn
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i believe in you OP
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>>580626862
Fair enough.

But im still hoping for dead sex
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>>580617964

>30 minutes

I shiggidy diggidy wudadaa... bye
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>>580612625
DO IT
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i'm getting bored
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Epic troll
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do you think op will deliver before the ice caps melt?
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>>580627743
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OP is a master baiter
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>>580624805
http://www.madthumbs.com/videos/fetish/bridget-the-midget-fucks-a-clown-at-party/192680
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I think OP is kill. I bet the Amerifat police caught him with the body and thought it was and bunch of AK-16s and M-47s. He's probably filled with bullet copper now.
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>>580627720
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>>580615020

That picture is from 2011, faggot
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>>580627842
Only thing i have
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>>580628037
Fuck you heaven
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>>580614457
>we
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If he's smart, he'll take all his pics and all his videos in advance, then upload them in a later thread after he's home safe. If he's really smart, he'll do the uploading from someone else's house (or at least by stealing someone else's WiFi).
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>>580627842


does OPs plan involve walking a dinosaur?
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Don't leave me hanging OP
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>>580628540
I sure hope not
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>>580628752
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please op i cant wait any longer
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>>580629209
shouldnt have started faping yet
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Someone going to make a new thread?
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>>580628876
watch out man you might spook me a little too much!! whoops too late i already went pp haha jk niggerfaggot please die just kidding again for legality reasons in case you're a litigious person just kidding if you are then just kidding then just just = just^2
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>>580628752
the fuck
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>>580628953
ITALIAN

SPIDERMAN
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>>580629387
Nigga what you been sniffin
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>>580629387
you successfully have made me lose any sense of intelligence i may or may not have had, please oh great one, give me your brain!
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yeah okay
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thred could use a bump
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>>580628220
How about you make me you fucking cunt.
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>>580622841
Phone is WAY easier to post pics, this is bait you're a faggot
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Come on Op hurry the fuck up

I'm staring to lose my boner
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>>580630574
kek'd
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you still here op ?? show us death lol
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Still alive?
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thread's over, OP trolled 125 people, i'd say mission accomplished.
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the thread is dead
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>>580623685

Look, I'm gonna say it. Anyone who did that pre-autopsy would be a fucking idiot. It would be painfully obvious who had the time and access to do that to a body postmortem. To add to this the evidence of sexual trauma...

I know this is a troll thread, but you could at least do your homework and try to make it realistic.
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Maybe OP isn't replying because he is busy boning a dead child
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Op will surely deliver. As always.
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>>580631923
i posted teets~
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>>580632415
Yes yes you did. But aren't we are to see some dead premature titties ?
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>>580632657
Here * damn it
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>>580632830
Nice job letting your sage slip, faggot.
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OP is trolling.

They have strict procedures to prevent any kind of desecration to a body, and considering OP isn't even in a position of power (he is only an apprentice lol) that means this story is bull shit.

But it's nice to know /b/ can easily get trolled if someone promises a dead loli
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You guys are sick..but continue on
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im out!.... no im not lol
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Op is a fucking asshole
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>>580624361
>Clown rape is funny
Finally a reason to post this!

Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.

Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.

Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.

The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns.

This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown fucking her throat saw. He pulls his cock out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.

She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.

He hits her in the face with a pie.
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>>580633541
So you a skeptic then?
I'm still gonna wait a little longer for that sweet sweet dead girl pussy
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>>580634335
That's older than the gates of hell, did you really think nobody here has seen it before?
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its been hour n 30 min still stiff tho
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>>580634335
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OP has to do it to save her christian soul! If she goes to heaven a virgin, wont she end up as some sand niggers girlfriend?
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>>580634751
her or you
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>>580634335
>tl;dr
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bump goddamn it
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OP is where
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toasting in epin bread
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bumping in holes that this thread doesn't die
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this is bullshit if ever i saw bullshit. im from south wales and no one talks like that its stereptypical bull. petaonally i would give anything to see anyone fuck a 12 year olds corpse silly but op is a fake motherfucker, move on to next thread.
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>>580636087
>hopes
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>>580636140

I'm not giving up hope!!!
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movie relevant to topic
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>>580636140
>move on
>implying you can only read one thread at a time
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end well this will not
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OP will deliver... Right?
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>>580636409
>This more-than offbeat outing offers a surprisingly sensitive, somewhat romantic portrait of a necrophiliac. Sandra works in a funeral home where she finds herself irresistibly drawn to the deceased men within. Her boyfriend tries to help Sandra with her creepy obsession, but it is an uphill battle all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaz3XCLRXiA
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>>580632657
seen one, seen em all.
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op still here???
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op still queer???
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Op will not deliver
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op likes it in the rear?
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Op hur der!
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well this was certainly a waste of time
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>>580638559
>waste of time

You're on 4chan
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>>580638559
>implying you were making the most of your time anywhere else on /b/
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in OP we trust
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>>580638913
>says bump but sages on an already dead thread
what the fuck
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Let us pray /b/
WE ASK OP TO DELIVER SOME FREAKY SHIT
IN SOUTHERN WALES
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2015
AMEN
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>>580639350
Why don't you want him to deliver until next year? I'd prefer this year.
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>>580634335
This actually sounds terrifying and far less funny than normal rape.
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>>580639194
I think its supposed to be ironic or something.
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>>580639350
You have the patience to wait until next year..?
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