There is literally nothing wrong with incest It is quite common

My aunt and uncle are first cousins. Didn't realize until they went to a family reunion.

>>580402125
Yeah cousin stuff is common and in OP pic related is legal in a lot of states to this day.

Ive fooled around with both of my girl cousins, one is still too young.

My sister and I used to have sex growing up, later when we stopped My dad and her had sex and I believe they still do.

My Mom was ok with this because she always has had sex with her brother (my uncle)

His family is even more wild than ours and Im pretty sure him and all his kids and wife have all been together many times.

From what Ive learned this has been a common thing in our family for decades so I plan on having similar relationships with my children when I have them

>>580401935
No surprise half of america is inbred

>>580402820
Nobody in my family is Inbred. Potentially I guess me and/or my sister could be since my mom and uncles relationship has lasted forever but I dont think we are.

Potentially my youngest cousin could be inbred because of the wild nature of that family and she is significantly younger than the other kids.

But everyone is completely healthy and normal.

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>>580402820

How i can convince my mom to have sex with me?

A nice game for the whole family.

Just don't have kids.

>>580401935
It's weird, but it's not wrong. Why do I care what happens between consenting adults?

I ate my cousin when we were little, but that's because we didn't know jack shit

USA
Allow incest
They think they are first world

>>580403501
I dont know, like I said in my family its so common it was always an option.

I do not find my mom attractive so we haven't had sex, we cuddled and she has given me hj/bj's but She is kinda fat and nasty so Its always been when im drunk.

Just try sort of treating her less as mom and more as a woman.

>>580402579
Are you from the outback?
seriously this starts sounding like a hillbilly tribe story.

Just gonna put it out there, people that engage in incest have a tiny thing wrong with a part of their brain, this also occurs when you and a child hood friend will never be attracted to echother

>>580403784
>implying the south is first world

>omg these two people from either the same parents or grand parents stuck their meaty parts in the other siblings meaty parts

>>580404017

No we are from suburban Chicago, like I said we are 100% normal to everyone else.

Some of our friends (me and my sisters) have figured out what goes on but just sort of look the other way.

>>580402579
>so I plan on having similar relationships with my children when I have them


what the fuck

where did I put those nuclear bombs again

Someone relative from another country apparently had a retarded kid with his sister. I banged my aunt when I was 15, she was 27.
Guess incest kinda runs in the family.

>>580404538
incest kinda runs in the family, you are fucked, humanity is fuck, i will now nerve gas the world.

>>580404538
Sometimes Ive gotten the impression that it does.

so if you have incest desires chances are the other family members do too

>>580404525
Dont knock it to you try it.

>>580404750
Do you ever wonder why this bugs you so much? We aren't hurting anyone.

>>580401935

When you get in relationships outside of the family what do boyfriends / girlfriends think about that?

>>580401935

I have yet to see one of these maps that is anything remotely resembling accurate. This one's total shit.

>>580401935
actually there is something seriously wrong with incest.
You say that all your family is normal and healthy but actually just the fact that you have posted that you think this is normal, you have had sexual relations with your own mother, siblings, and will do with your own children (most likely before they are even sexually active I assume) proves that you lack intelligence discipline, morality or respectful human social behavior, that only one who is born within an inbred genetic linage could possibly see as normal behavior.

I mean if an adult looks at there own child in a sexual manner it is quite a degenerate mind state to lust after your own child.

I can understand sibling messing around a bit sexually when the sexual exploration kicks in near puberty.
Cousin stuff...its quite, common although it is frownded upon in society and isn't good for spreading the gene pool and diversifying, but parents having sex with there own children!

Not even many of the animals within the animal kingdom would do that.

>>580404847
it kinda bugs me because it disgusts me, most sex does but family sex, is too far.

>>580403784
why wouldn't you allow it? two consenting adults who just happen to be related.

>>580401935

I don't really care for incest, just don't do any children please.

>>580404847
I actually don't have the desire. Never even had the idea.
My aunt just came over one day drunk, had just broken up with her boyfriend and started yapping on about some shit. I was home alone obviously. One thing led to another and I was a horny ass 15 year old and she was a tight 27 year old. Obviously I took the chance.
Now rarely see her and feel pretty awkward around her, she's acting weird too. Nobody else knows this.

>>580401935
Disgusting ape, kill yourself.

>>580401935
I mean it's sorta fucked and i get why people get upset but it's really not hurting anybody if both want it

>>580404863

Had one girlfriend in highschool that I never told. To worried about what she would think

IN college never really dated until my senior year. After several months we shared roleplaing fetishes, she liked incest roleplay.

After a couple weeks of that I dropped the bomb.

She surprisingly thought it was awesome that my family is that close, obviously because she is into the incest fetish.

So we've been dating for 2 years now. Like I said my family isnt like my Aunt and uncle we dont do group stuff or anything so its not like she is included for me my incest is now mostly in the past unless something happens children wise down the road.

>>580401935
OP, the reason you feel this way is because, as you have said, you grew up in a family in which this sort of thing was acceptable. You're cultured (brainwashed) to feel that it is okay.

Maybe, if between adults, it isn't as bad as we think. Creepy, sure. But maybe not the worst thing you can do. But if I was a betting man, I'd put my money on that this has been going on since you were children, and that IS wrong. It's predatory, and your statement about your children confirms that.

I hope you never reproduce

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>>580401935
Josef?

>>580405369
>>580404974
It bothers me that you assume there was child abuse in my family.

There was certainly nobody engaging in sexual activity with children or anyone under the age of 16. Me and my sister started at 15 and 16 but we were both teenagers. My parents didn't involve themselves till we were a little older.

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>>580405680
>anyone under the age of 16
>under the age of 16
>the age of 16
>16

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>>580405962
yes cause sexually active 16 year olds is such a shock.

>>580405680
Engaging in sexual activity and exposing to and/or encouraging sexual activity are not mutually exclusive as forms of child abuse. I find it hard to believe that you and your sister just up and decided to start doing whatever without some impetus/encouragement from other family members.

If not, though, I suppose you're not terrible people. You're just cringy to the rest of us.

>>580405305
Do you still do stuff with your family while you're in a relationship?

>>580406162
I wont lie, my parents were definitely encouraging and were not shy about nudity or sex for the entirety of our lives.

There was one time when i was at a friends maybe 11 or 12 years old anyway we were talking about sex and stuff because someone had discovered porn.

So I was talking about how "when my parents do it, my dad usually starts with..."

and they all sort of freaked out so I shut up and didn't talk about it again. haha yeah so it caused some weirdness.

>>580405962
>16
>suicide.gif
i've been fapping since my age counted in the single digits. i started cumming when pupberty hit at 12.
i have wnated to fuck a same-age girl ever since.
>under the age of 16.
you are either a fag or gay!

>>580406314
No like I said that's mostly in the past now, me and my sister/cousins stopped a few years ago. they all still engage regularly but I like my girlfriend so I dont do anything behind her back.

Ya never know though all the cousins are visiting for thanksgiving ti could get crazy.

>>580406601
in your mind would that be cheating or just like your version of family time.

>>580406683

3 years ago, family time.

now I've been monogamous so Id feel a little guilty but she may be down to join in like I said my Aunt/uncle and cousins are pretty wild.

I dont really like that though i actually prefer private time with a partner.

>>580406947
What state are you from just our of curiosity?

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Incest is beyond wrong and just plain disgusting

>>580402579
kek

>>580407141
Chicago,

NW suburbs
Arlington Heights/Buffalo Grove

Right now I live in Lincoln Park with my GF and a roomate. that young people lifestyle you know!

>>580407448
Are you climbin into windows and snatchin cousins up?

>>580408418

Thats the southside we don't go there.

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>>580408675
give us a hot sex story

>>580408675
This
>>580408802

>>580408802

One of the times visiting Aunt/uncles house only times ive had group experiences
>Be 17
>Me and other 18 year old cousin hanging out playing video games
>parents upstairs drinking wine or whatever.
> his older sister walks in in her underwear (they did this kind of stuff a lot)
> "move out of the way"
> "can I play?"
> She wiggles in between us
> Grabs his controler from him
>He wont let go
>she pinches his nipple
> they sort of start play fighting
>he pulls down her top starts grabbing her tits painfully
>she hits him in the dick, he asks for my help while hes curling up in pain
> so I grab her by the arms, now we are all wrestling
>one thing leads to another and we both took turns with her.
>later that night she snuck into the guest room where me and my sister were sleeping
> crawled in between us and started to rub on me again, of course sister is now awake.
>she never was into same sex stuff (neither am I) I had sex with cousin, sister sort of made out but mostly just rubbed off watching.

we fucked a few more times that weekend.

Dont get me wrong this wasn't happening all the time most of the incest was behind closed doors in privacy its just known that its going on. Occasionally ( i mean once every couple years) this kind of shit would take place.

>>580409785
How about the first time with your sister?

>>580404940
Yeah, I mean:

Alabama's law:
(a) A person commits incest if he marries or engages in sexual intercourse with a person he knows to be, either legitimately or illegitimately:

(1) His ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption; or

(2) His brother or sister of the whole or half-blood or by adoption; or

(3) His stepchild or stepparent, while the marriage creating the relationship exists; or

(4) His aunt, uncle, nephew or niece of the whole or half-blood.

(b) A person shall not be convicted of incest or of an attempt to commit incest upon the uncorroborated testimony of the person with whom the offense is alleged to have been committed.

(c) Incest is a Class C felony.

>>580410536

Not greentexting cause fuck you guys

Like I said our parents were always open about sex and nudity for as long as I could remember. It was common for them to fuck right in the kitchen or with there door open, or on the couch. there was literally no attempt to hide or cover it up.

Also when the cousins would come over, my mom and uncle would go off and fuck somewhere i had caught them a number of times

and two of our older cousins would have sex, a lot of times when family would visit we all the kids would sleeping bag it in a room or in the living room and they would start.

My point is sex and incest was just a part of our lives and never seemed out of place.

So i was 16 almost seventeen she was just turned 15. By this point my dad had already made plenty of comments to me about my sister like look at that littel ass etc. "If i were you I would be all over that" and then of course because we were so open it wasnt uncommon for me and her to kiss on the lips.

A couple times before we first had sex we had made out and sort of groped each other.

Anyway it was one night over the summer, everyone was gone and me and my sister were watching the ring. Yeah I know cliche but we were, and we were cuddled up on the couch which once again was normal.

After a wile my I could feel her up against me so I sort of went with the rubbing/groping, that turned into kissing.

We weren't even watching the ring. I pulled off her shirt and I asked if she would give me head. She agreed. She gave me head and I cam in like 10 seconds haha!

So then I ate her out, no idea what im doing of course. After that I was hard again and I asked if we could have sex, she said yes and I did a terrible job having sex with her and once again came quickly.

We went up to her room and slept in there.

A few hours later our parents came home and they called us down because we left a mess in the living room,cont.

>>580403501
Start off very innocently with back and shoulder rubs. When you rub her neck, also gently touch her neck, then gently kiss her neck. I have done this too many times to count with sex being the ending thing (but not with family, but I know it would work). No dirty words, no words to imply what you're doing. Only supportive words to support the innocuous thing you're doing.

>>580411641

They were very supportive and congratulatory and they were happy we did it but they said we had to be respectful of others in the house and clean up after ourselves and use protection etc. etc.

SO my mom got her birthcontrol and we had a sexual relationship for several years after that. when I was 19 and she was 18 she met some guy from school that she wanted to date and that was when we stopped having regular sex. It was good for me I went out and had a great time away at school.

We still had sex on holidays etc until I met my current girlfriend a little over 2 years ago.

>>580411835

Of course what I didnt know is that once I went away to school my Dad and my sister had began having sex.

when I found this out I got a little jealous actually but they had a weird relationship that was on again off again. I know how ridiculous that sounds but she had a boyfriend but was (and still is) fucking dad on the side.

I don't know she is a bit goofy in the head.

>>580412018
How did you find out they were sexing? (proof)

>>580412018
>I don't know she is a bit goofy in the head.

No shit, really? What a shocker.

>>580412534
Like I said nothing was ever really hidden that much,

I litterally came home from school one day and I heared her moaning loudly, assumed it was new boyfriend.

Sat down and watched tv. The door opened and it wasnt the new boyfriend it was her and Dad.

I sort of said "wow, done with the boyfriend already?"

Dad just had a stupid smile and was like "hey how was school etc. " Sister had a bitch face scowl. Later she said she still had a boyfriend and I said then why did we have to stop? and she said because it was "different with us"

idk girl logic

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This is fucking disgusting, only because you grew up where this kind of behaviour is considered 'normal' it doesn't mean is right. Go seek help, that is just plain wrong. I'm pretty tolerant to a lot of weird shit but incest is bad in so many ways

>>580402579
wat
you plan to fuck your own daughter?

>>580404974
>Not even many of the animals within the animal kingdom would do that.

You've clearly not worked on a farm and are either stupid or very young and ignorant.

>>580413276
Did you consider the only reason you think its wrong is because of they environment you were raised in?

>>580413449
Want to, no I wont say that, open too it depends I don't have a daughter yet, the idea of it is fine with me but only when she is ready/wants too.

>>580413210
>>580401935
Map is wrong, incest is illegal in every state
Father daughter sex is repulsive
Uncle niece sex is repulsive
Brother sister sex is hot if sister is older
Nephew Aunt sex is HOT
Mother Son sex is HOT

>>580413276
>incest is bad in so many ways
Name them.

>>580413954
I disagree both my mom and aunt are not good looking/fat

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>>580413848

if you're too creepy to satiate yourself sexually outside your own gene pool, no amount of being the world's best dad is going to make your daughter "ready" or eager to fuck you.

>>580401935
lol There are a good dozen reasons any psychologist will come up with to argue against this. I'm sure you've heard and rejected them.
The biologist will tell you its a terrible idea because the species ability to adapt is derived form their genetic diversity... of which you have none.

>>580413954
con'td

Cousin sex is hot if the girl is older (the older the better)

>>580401935
Could you post a Card for europe? I dont wanna move into the land of the freaks ... ahmm free ... free!

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>>580414017
That creates a challenge you must overcome with alcohol (get your beer goggles and fuck them like a good son/nephew)

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>>580414147
>>580414234

>>580414147

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>>580414146
dont have one
>>580414026
Have you read my posts I have a serious girlfriend.
>>580414226
Have everything but sex itself lol

>>580401935
My daughter and I agree.

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>>580414147
>>580414234
>>580414283

>Self respect, posting bananas?

Each banana is a bump idiot.

>>580403784
The definition of 'first world' is literally 'allied with the US during the cold war', you fucking idiot.

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>>580414401

dumb nigger too new to understand sage.

that's what inbreeding gets you

I can never tell of there are actual normalfags and moralfags, or if they're just faggots who actually somehow think it's clever to pretend to be some.

>>580414091

Literally name one.

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>>580414338
>complains about faggots
>ID is heaven

Mfw

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>>580414492

dumb nigger too new to understand sage.

that's what inbreeding gets you.

>>580414605

Go ruin a YLYL thread asswhipe

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>>580414692

no. get madder.

>>580401935
shiiiiiit, they thought of everything in Texas

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>>580414849
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>>580414605
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>>580414509
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>>580414234
>>580414147

Do you sit around and make all these bananas?

>>580413449
who doesn't

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>>580414919

>ya, I made all of these I am the hacker known as "4chan"

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>>580415056
I came to share my story and did, you are an asshole.

>>580415056
>This thread has been selected as the top collection of faggots currently shitposting on 4chan
well that means that you belong here

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>>580415219

stay nice and mad I'm only 10% done with my folder.

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>>580415301
you are cancer. next of your beloved ylyl threads gets flooded with gore

>>580415401
the cancer killing b
for sure

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>>580415354

>not saging

Am I being meta-trolled?

Only place I know where to move, is my big fat white ass on the south to take a mighty union shit all over it.

Fuck the south, fuck incest, and fuck you god damn redneck pieces of shit.

>>580401935
Incestual reproduction is a problem. It can, quite literally, ruin the human race, since the inbreeding increases the likelihood of negative recessive traits being passed on to children. As far as incest for pleasure, well that's a different story. I find it a little strange. I love my family, don't get me wrong, but the age gap between generations make parent/child incest a little too creepy for me and as far as brother/sister incest goes, I remember growing up that I couldn't stand my sisters. Not that I hated them, I still went to my sister's soccer games and swim meets and drove them places they needed to go, but I never wanted to do anything with them. I'd never offer to play with them, I got all my social interaction from my friends, and I guess that was where I got my sex from after I grew up (from my girl friends, of course).
tl;dr - Inbreeding very bad, incest is the result of families being too close in my opinion.

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>>580407448
Mfw I'm at Clark and deming right now

>>580415616
We live in Chicago nigger

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>>580415401
>>580415513

>implying the banana wasn't invented to kill YLYL
>implying I don't have a gore folder too

man, super dooper new you two.

>>580415660
from what research Ive done the negative effects of inbreeding are vastly over exagerated.

More of a risk yes, but not nearly as bad as people make it out to be. No worse than a woman over 40 or other potential factors.

that being said, you don't want a closed system because that increases chances with each generation.

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>>580403852
>I do not find my mom attractive so we haven't had sex, we cuddled and she has given me hj/bj's but She is kinda fat and nasty so Its always been when im drunk.

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>>580415682
>implying you aren't a newfag
>implying there are still oldfags on /b/

also you are cancer. banana was to kill ylyl, yes. but for incest we always had spiderman. now kill yourself faggot

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>>580416106

Og spiderman please save us

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Guys im a pedo and proud of it. Haters gonna hate.

I do my victims twice a week ro fix my urges

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>>580416448
pedos are cool

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>>580416106


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>>580415596
When you post a picture, the thread is bumped, newfag.

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>>580416554

so are you bumping with spiderman to save the thread... or?

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>>580416630

kek. not with sage super newfag. Check those little numbers in the bottom right corner of your screen next time before you say something retarded and wrong.

>>580415662

Wow....that is shockingly close to me. I'm like 3 blocks from you.

Probably seen you at bars and shit.

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>>580416638
I don't actually know. I couldn't care less for the thread.

>>580416762
>self-respect

You realize you're on /b/, right?

Guys we r being raided my 9gagers.

We are sure fucked. So many 9gag users here

>>580403162
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>>580416875
You deserve more likes XD

I fucked my sister a lot when we were growing up, she was 2 years younger than me and our parents werent home a lot. Also fucked one of my cousins once.

I didn't spend too much time in school, only got a bachelors, but that's because other opportunities arose and I had to jump on them. I also recently started a business and am pulling 6 figures. I guess I'm just saying that its not all rednecks that are in to incest, sex is just something to pass the time.

My wife admitted to me she blew her uncle once while they were out fishing. He had gotten her drunk on wine coolers and the convinced her to suck his cock since his wife was disabled from a auto accident. I still see him at family events. Crazy to know my wife's had her lips around his cock.

>>580417002
>>580417010
its more widespread than people realize

Usually in the fashion you guys are saying. My family is an oddity I know that.

Did spidey save that day?

>>580401935

Do you get mad when your sister says dad's dick tastes like you shit?

Nigga...

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>>580416828
>>580416819

fair points.

>>580403784
lol
The U.S. is literally the definition of first world.

Learn your terminology.

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>>580417340

>>580416761
Oh no I live in downers. I'm at the hospital doing a job. First time here and only for a couple hours. That's why I was extra mfw you said Lincoln park.
Small world!

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>>580417225
he always does

>>580417317
we don't talk about what dads dick tastes like.

Nobody does that.

>>580411641
idk man, your story sounds fabricated

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>>580415596
>be creator of that image
>about to post it
>Duplicate file!
gotta love that feel when your OC is successful.

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>>580417534
kek

>>580417407

Oh yeah I want to move this neighborhood is fucking outrageous.

We live in a 2 bedroom with like 17 square feet(literally) and the only reason I can afford it is me and GF go half and my roommate makes a lot of money.

>>580417582

They asked for a sexy story that is the craziest one I have.

Everyone has a wild sex story at least once.

>>580413954

>anything where the man is older is gross
>sees nothing wrong with this
>feminists.jpg

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>>580417603
>proud
>about cancer

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>>580417775
>not understanding satire
>being such a disgrace to spiderman posting

I live in Florida did sexual stuff to my younger cousin but not intercourse I was 14 at the time my whole family knows they don't care, it was a close cousin I think she still like me should I go for it

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>>580417916
>2014
>calling shitposting satire

>>580401935
is this procreation or recreation?

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>>580417603
>>580417775

don't listen to the spooderfag. you're doing the lord's work with excellent bananashit like this.

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>>580418027
>2014
>not considering current /b/ as posted shit

>>580418079

I think its 1st cousin marriage.

get #249 lugia

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>>580418110
>impying I think I am not shitposting myself

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>>580418236
so we're actually on the same side here.
where's the problem?

>>580417640
You ain't lying. My buddy tried to get me to move to Lincoln park a few years back. As roommates. We both make good money but I was like fk that noise.
Got a condo in DG instead. 700 sqft and my mortgage plus association dues are around $750.
He lives in the city with his wife now, by navy pier. Pays an arm and a leg for a small ass space.
Move to the burbs and just come to the city to party.

>>580414509
tfw the internet will only b popular as a stress relief tool
ur move niggers, dont forget the money

>>580418419

this is the second year, Over it after this year moving somewhere nicer, once me and the GF get engaged.

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>>580418381
I don't have a problem, fellow spider

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>>580418474

wat.

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kek. this thread is nice and derailed I've got to say.

>GWmissionaccomplished.jpg

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>>580418474
wat

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>>580418474

>>580402958
>everyone is completely healthy and normal
It comes as no surprise that crazy doesn't recognise other crazy. You're obviously going to think you yourself are normal (btw you are not) and rationalise other people doing the same things as you

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>>580418870
just noticed that le cancer banana meme encourages circumcision. I blame the jews for this.

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>>580401935

Have you read the House of Seven Gables?

>>580418593
Nice. Well I wish you the best my dude.

>>580401935
first grade incest has a higher chance to bear problems

second grade incest that only happens every now and then over generations is as safe as fucking anyone else


two retards having children is more dangerous than first grade incest

i personally think incest is wrong

but i also think forbidding incestuous love between siblings is even more wrong since our moral convention about it isn't treating other cases equal

>>580419124
>You are a product of your environment

It is like it is. "Normal" people are raised with values like you and me, but OP is obviously brought up differently. Doesn't mean he is crazy. And as far as I understand, it is not like they all want to breed with each other, they have sex.

>>580415859
most of us here prefer that you fuck in a closed system.

We dont want your subhuman genes

Philadelphia here, my family has been clean and pure for a thousand years, we tried to date outside the family once and the groom ended up getting his eye ripped out, guess it wasn't meant to be,

>>580418593
thanks for the stories! Do you have anymore about your sister and your dad?

>>580417752
/b/ is a kingdom of virgins. so, no, not everyone will have at least one sex story

Pics of sister and cousins? You can hide faces....

>>580419717

No there relationship is sort of regular I get the feeling its only once and a while.

A couple times ive noticed them off together or ill call her on the phone and shell be like "im going over to mom and dads tonight" Which to me means sex.

I dont know if my mom joins in or not assuming sometimes.

>>580419634
Elaborate?
>>580419124
I meant that there are no genetic or biological issues I realize we aren't normal. But once again im pretty certain nobody is inbred except my youngest cousin.
>>580419250
thanks
>>580419495
Well we already fuck outside of a closed system so....

>>580419986
No Ive already shared my neighborhood where i live and details that could jeopardize my family or even land us in jail I wont be doing pics.

My favorite thread ever on 4chan.

I think my gf and her brother bang sometimes because they kiss on the lips and shit like OP.
I ask her about it all the time and she knows I'm into that shit and she says they don't. I think they do, but she doesn't want me to be jealous. Plus, she always jokes about it. All evidence points towards me being right.

>>580420240
How many other brothers and sisters joke about fucking and kiss on the lips?

weather they are banging now is the question. They fucked at least once I promise.

>>580420191
So if your GF is into this why not have a threesome with your sister or cousins?

Did you and your sister end up sleeping together a lot? I'm guessing you both lost your virginities to each other?

Who between you tended to be the most aggressive?

How was the first time you slept with your cousin?

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>>580401935
>allowing incest
>GET RID O' DEM GAYS

Murica

>>580420341
Well he isn't around when she jokes about it. But one time I was "sleeping", I just had my eyes closed and they kissed on the lips. But she knows I'm really into incest and shit cause she checked my computer history and saw the porn I watched and told her I'm into it. She still denies they do so they might not. But it would be hot as fuck if they did. So I don't know.

She told me they used to mess around when they were kids and that's probably why they're still so close. I don't know if that shit carried over to her teenage years but one of her ex boyfriends also thought they were banging.

I wish I knew so I could have some shit to jerk off to. Plus we could arrange some dp action.

>>580419458
It's not just about breeding, it's about morals too. Just because something doesn't have a bad effect (like retarded children) doesn't make it ok. Fucking your sister or your cousin is wrong. It goes against the morals we're all supposed to have. These morals are meant to be internalised so we live by them. And they come from society's influence on us as well as family so there's no excuse for people "who grew up in that environment". My idea of crazy is anyone familiar with this collective moral code of all society who goes against it, and everyone who's not living on an island in the middle of the Atlantic is familiar with it.

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my parents are first cousins
they are really cool when they're getting along.

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>>580416095
kekd

>>580420853
someone should teach that girl how to wear shorts

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>>580402579
If you this isn't a troll. I'd like to slit your throat.

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Ending highschool my cousin and I got into a serious relationship. We were each other's firsts, but we actually didn't know we were cousins. Once we found that out we continued having sex every so often, but eventually she decided to try to find a non-relative while I found another girl. We no longer do anything, but neither of us regret having done it.
I also have a serious fetish for brother sister incest, but with no sister this was as close as I could get. My current girlfriend knows of my fetish and she also knows I dated my cousin, so every so often well try roleplaying.

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>>580405305
>my incest is now mostly in the past unless something happens children wise down the road.
lol

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>this one's related to all you sick molested freaks.

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>>580420650

Sister isn't into lesbian stuff. I may bring up the idea with one or two of the cousins over thanksgiving. As i said our incest really slowed down over the last couple of years. people are getting extra-familial relationships.

Yes we slept together a lot senior year of highschool she hardly even used her room. and we did the story is above^^

My oldest cousin (girl) initiated a lot of shit with everybody. Otherwise I started out pushing my sister later, she was the one who was more aggresive.

She started to really like rough sex, Im not so into it im a big softy I guess. Also probably why Im not to into my cousins group behaviors.

First sexual thing with a cousin was when I was 15 my oldest cousin (16 at the time) she basically cornered me and gave me my first blowjob. I think she has fucked every man and woman in the family no joke she is a crazy slut.

>>580420741
Id say banging I got friends and shit that never behave that way with siblings.
>>580420821
It hasnt had any negative effects on me from what I can tell.
>>580421031
that is reasonable. You seem like a good person.

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>>580420678
feminist scum detected

>>580421634
Yeah, I don't do that shit with my siblings.

I just wish this bitch would tell me the truth so I can get a nut off.

>>580421969
are you Okay with that? you dont feel like its cheating?

>>580419634
Love sunny refrences

>>580422029
No I don't. Trust me, I've ran through it in my head a million times. Especially over the summer when we weren't together and she was home with her brother. It was emotional at first and then I just thought about it more and more and it isn't upsetting to me at all and it's hot to think about.

>>580422029
At first I thought it was cheating and I was pissed about the whole thing. But then I thought if I had a hot ass sister I would've definitely tried to bang her at some point.

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>>580417752
I don't

>>580421634
Would your current GF be OK with you continuing to have sex with your family? Has she expressed interest in getting involved? If your sister is not into a ffm threesome, is there another member of the family that you have thought about approaching?

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>>580419925

>>580423097
Cousins definatley would, Sister maybe

My GF is into it still as a fantasy I dont know if shed be into it for real but we'll see.

>>580401935
Must both be consenting adults our this its criminal sexual abuse in all 50 states.

>>580401935
There is litterally nothing wrong with shitting in a fursuit, taking it off and eating the shit out of it after an hour has past, and then putting it right back on. Completely ethical.

>>580420678
>Levirate marriage
>3way with a skeleton

That's spookily hot.

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>>580417752
>>580422919

I actually have a wild sex story, but since I'm a beta neckbeard virgin, it's all about masturbation.

>>580423386
I guess not, but you can get cholera from that or something probably. Not sanitary.

>>580423357

actually im pretty sure its criminal regardless.

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>>580418870
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>580402579
Why all the incest hate? If you don't have bad recessive genes then what's the problem?

>>580410813
That explains how some people i know were never arraigned.

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>>580421704
Gore dump

>>580404974
Wild animals don't mix with either but you see ugly mixed kids everywhere

>>580424072
I don't know that's what I'm trying to say.

Nobody in my family is obese, we have long lifespans and most of us do very well and are above average intelligence. There literally is no genetic issues.

On my dads side they have some folks with dementia, but that only shows up way late in life like 85+. the women on my moms side tend to get cancers on there Uterus/(uteri?) so as a result my mom had a hysterectomy a few years back and most of the women in the family will once menopause kicks in.

>>580401935
It's legal in New York? No it's fucking not.
>mfw internet map is false as fuck

>>580401935
well its legal in my state. Guess Im safe.

>>580424580
I think its first cousin marriage

Like FDR

>>580424634
story?

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All non-white countries = gay incest nigger femanists

>>580424659
In that case it'd be ok to fuck my second cousin who is just barely a year older than me.

>>580424935
second cousins arent even blood related.

>>580401935
great grandparents were first cousins

>>580425014
I thought they were semi blood related?

>>580425124

Its your cousins cousins.

Or possibly your mom/dads cousins but at that point they are so far removed it doesn't matter.

No states ban 2nd cousin marrige.

>>580402579
you must be a banjo god

>>580425389
Ok so Maybe I'll hit that if I'm staying over her apartment for a weekend when she gets one or something

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I *almost* had an incest story.

>be 14
>parents divorced a year ago
>live with mother and younger sister
>sister is 7, almost 8
>sister loves wearing tight little shorts and skirts with tights
>be me with raging hormones
>fap like a crazy howler monkey at every opportunity
>be in my bedroom
>be fapping away with door closed
>litter sister quietly lets herself in
>I notice about a minute later
>cover myself with blankets on bed
>penis is diamonds
>sister curious what I was doing, walks over
>porn playing on bedroom tv
>"Nothing" I mumble. "Now get out!"
>she refuses to leave
>climbs on bed
>be me and super embarrassed
>start trying to make her leave
>she wants to sit on my lap
>staring into my eyes
>I'm too embarrassed to realize what' going on
>head is fuzzy with pent-up hormones and adrenaline
>she starts to remove blanket from my lap to have a seat
>I flip the fuck out, jump off bed, lock myself in bathroom
>stay in there like half an hour
>penis could cut glass, fucking hurts cuz so hard
>finally lose erection
>go back to bedroom
>empty
>sister pretends nothing happened
>never get opportunity again

Never realized exactly what could have happened till a few years later. Blew my only chance for epic life event due to embarrassment.

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bump

>>580425819

dude 7 she has no idea what is going on

>>580426740

>no way she doesn't know I'm nude with erection
>no way she missed the porn on tv
>watched me fap for at least a minute, maybe longer

>>580402125
i see what you did there you funny you

>>580427001

>also, almost 8
>was an "early bloomer"
>was hitting puberty early

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>>580427098
you are so stupid

>>580402579
this sounds a lot like a case of incest they had somewhere in the states a while ago. but those people were living in some sheds and hte kids had some severe mental issues

>>580402820
As if eurofags aren't.

How has marriage affected your family? When someone in your family gets married to an outsider, do they usually stop having sex with the family or does the new person join in?
When someone new comes in, do they ever start having sex with their sons or daughters or any other of their blood relatives?

>>580402579
>this is my fetish