>2014 >being an amerifat Why would you do this, /b/?

Clint Dempsey's wife is a lot hotter than Beckham's and doesn't have fake tits or anorexia. And that's coming from an English guy

>>579709336
pic is bait

>>579709336
secret agent is real, the other is an actor

??

>>579709336
Danny Devito is a great actor you faggot

can't we all come together over our mutual hatred of the rest of the faggots in the E.U?

We know that shit wasn't your fault Britain. We're here for you

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>>579709336
Because you Brits are fags, that's why

>Choosing the worst looking American "mangrab" player ever
> Choosing the worst looking American actor ever
>Choosing Edward Snowden not a spy, no good dirty traitor
>James Bond not a real spy
>Also Clint Dempsey is pretty fuckin good
Butthurt jealous Britfag detected
Get rekt by America once again fag

>impling Danny isnt jesus himself
Op comfirmed for a faggot

>>579709336
Snowden destroys bond and his fake ass vodka martinis.

>>579710175
Agreed. Dempsey is probably your best player and he did pretty well over here too, just a shame he chose to play for that shit pot team Spurs, he deserved better

>>579709923
...but he's not a secret agent, he was an NSA analyst that went rogue to confirm that the government was spying on us and the world which we all already knew anyway

if anything he's the geeky as fuck irl Jason bourne

>>579709336
Why beckham? Gerrard was and is still better than him

>>579710638
there is no such thing as a vodka martini. what you are referring to is a drink called "Vodka mixed with all the ingredients a normal person makes a martini with"

a martini has gin. to say a vodka martini would be like saying a vodka mimosa. its not the same drink

>>579709926
Devito is a legend (I'm British and usually despise americans as any normal person does).

>>579710974
Also agreed but I guess more people still know Beckham

>>579710978
Yes that's where the 'fake ass' comes in the vodka martini name.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ag46_smirnoff-s-james-bond-quantum-of-so_shortfilms

Clint is love, Clint is life

>Soccer: Don't watch, don't care.
>Mangrab: Fuckin Mangrab? Jesus Christ.
>Actor: We clearly win here.
>Secret Agent: Chooses one that doesn't actually exist

>>579710801
I swear on me fuckin nan if you ever talk shit about Spurs again I will bash in your fuckin head

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>>579710801
Arsenal retard detected

>>579711928
Notice you didn't mention a girlfriend or wife. It's OK we know Spurs fans and players swear on their boyfriends lives. BTW how was your season seeing it's over already

Fun fact
Huddersfield have more Division One titles than Spurs

>>579712135
You're probably just some fuckin gunners fan with a huge fucking hard on for arsene wenger

>>579712426
Actually no . I thought they should have got rid of him years ago. they'll never win anything meaningful while he stays

>>579712258
>we done something 50 years ago.

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Sums up American Military power pretty well.

>>579712628
He basically just wasted Ozil while he was still healthy

>>579712639
Don't knock fifty years ago, we England fans find that sort of time period very important

>>579712838
Wenger also seems to forever have players injured who didn't have massive injury probs before or after Van Persie's played more for United in his time there than in half the time he was at Arsenal.

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>>579712749
sure does, nigger

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>>579709336
>2014
>living in police state, shit skin loving, nanny government country

yeah, I'm fine being a skinny "amerifat"

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>>579712749
hehe


yeah

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>>579709336
British people are so fucking gay that they take a manly sport like football and call it "mangrab". Do you also call baseball "Grip My Stick and Smack Balls"?

>>579712426
Spurs are shite, everyone knows it apart from the fucking yids themselves.

>>579709336
Frank Reynolds owns this list

>>579713204
attacking civilians isn't hard. For example look at your current mass murdering happening outside your door.
Also the nuclear bomb was invented by a German so you can't claim that sorry faggot.

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>>579712749

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>>579713204
come off it yankee. Your soldiers are more likely to kill themselves than kill the enemy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256924/More-U-S-soldiers-active-duty-committed-suicide-died-combat-year-shocking-new-figures-reveal.html

>>579713320
Nah we call it Rounders For Adults
I quite like baseball but you asked for that one

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>>579713486

>>579709336
> why would you choose to be born somewhere?

Hm

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>>579713470
Hey faggot, we beat the Brits, the greatest empire in the world, with a bunch of rednecks hiding in the woods and so faggot with a lantern

>>579713430
Harry Kane will lead us to the promised land

>>579713681
>implying you didnt ask the french... yes the fucking FRENCH for help....

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if you reply to this thread seriously, take a look at yourself in the mirror, and then put yourself in a bin

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>>579709336
America is the best bitches--South Carolina reporting in yee haw

>>579712749
kek, that shit real? what the fuck happened?

>inb4 eurofag
amerifat here

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>>579713630
Two words Smash mouth
America wins

>>579713785
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah and breath ahahahaahahahahhaahhahahaha

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>>579713486
More american soldiers committed sudoku than were killed by Taliban. That's some training.

>>579713883
I'm from the US and you're a fucking embarrassment. Fucking redneck garbage. You're the reason everyone hates us. Go stick your cock in your rifle barrel.

Rather be a filthy sandnigger than a fat, dumb american.

At least we can't see our teeth when we look down, fuckin eurofag

>>579713840
To be fair the French were worth fighting with at that time. It was only after the revolution that the managed to execute all their competent noblemen and substitute them with retarded cowards

>>579713907
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
Yanks tried to invade... Japs already long gone
being the warmongering cunts Americans are anyway they got bored... so they shot themselves instead.

>>579714023
please, let me know who you fucking root for

Mangrab lmao

>>579713840
You do realize that the French won the most battles throughout European history, and at that time the French hadn't gotten their bad reputation.

>>579713470
yeah, no. do some research faggot.

>http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Robert_Oppenheimer
>"father of the atomic bomb"
>Born: New York

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>>579714137
Keep telling yourself that faggot

>>579714165
Yeah, but we can see are feet you fat disgusting mong

>>579714348
Yeah except against the English

>>579714137
>go stick your cock in your rifle barrel
>implying he wasnt already
>implying

>>579713470
>thinks einstein invented the atomic bomb
HAAAHHHAAHHAH

>>579713630
> shit tier Pacific Island

Human Freedom is the only thing they have going for them

>>579714352
>In October 1939, just after the outbreak of World War II in Europe, the President of the United States Franklin D. Roosevelt received a letter from physicist Albert Einstein and his Hungarian colleague Leo Szilard, calling to his attention the prospect that a bomb of unprecedented power could be made by tapping the forces of nuclear fission.
>much research was had cunt.

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>>579714082
Isn't sudoku a game? I think you mean harry caray

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>>579709336
Kekels, this is really bad bait but, I'll bite:

1.Nobody cares about soccer in the US
2.Nobody knows who that football player is, try pic related next time.
3.Why don't you try comparing action stars instead of comedic vs. action? Retard
4.Snowden isn't a spy, he's a whistleblower. Bond is a fictional charater. You are a jealous Europoor

>>579713840
> french in colonial era
> at the time a world superpower
> implying the French were pussies then

Wow, can you get anymore retarded?

>>579714461
YEE HAWW CLEETUS WE GON GO KILL US SOM NIGGURS TODAY BOI YEE HAW GRAB MA SHAWTGUN CLOYD

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>>579714764
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/commit-sudoku

newfag - sudoku yourself!

>>579714468
>are feet
Kek

>>579714470
http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp
read more, fag

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so many newfags in this thread guzzling up all of the obvious bait.

>>579713907
So basically, we were used to the Japs strategy of holding tiny islands to the death in our island hop campaign.

We had old intelligence basically that this important strategic island was cavernous and provided lots of hiding spots and would have tons of resistance.

Well we wanted that fucking island, so we hit it hard with every fucking thing we had. All destroyers reporting for duty, shelling, ship artillery, rockets, fucking dogs, and tons of people running in to take the island with machine guns and grenades.

Turned out Japan had pulled it's fighting forces out of there 4 days earlier to consolidate its military. (You know how those Japanese performance reviews can be.)

So we ended up shooting a bunch of our own people and expending enough fire power to secure Italy.

But goddamn it, we took that defenseless uninhabited island!

>>579714627
purely theortical. einstein did not contribute much to the development and building during the manhattan project.

also,
>http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi
sure he was Italian, but he did all the work on the first sustained fission reaction entirely in the US.

sure, germans had some knowledge of nuclear stuff, but it just stands as another testimate to something that germany failed at and the mericans got right. such it you failed piled of shit.

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>>579714165
> we can see are feet
> are feet

>>579714470
>thinking the English didn't get their powdered asses handed to them by the French on multiple occasions
Lel

>>579714204
I wouldn't call Napoleon a coward really, he was pretty ballsy given he invaded Russia in the winter, IN THE FUCKING WINTER, that takes balls and insanity

he also fought the British and Prussians at the same time, that is fucking insane as well

if anything all the brave and competent people died at the end of the Napoleonic era because Napoleon didn't know what restraint was

>>579709336
Don't bring Danny Devito into this, he's a funny dude, regardless of looks

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>>579714997
>knowyourmeme

you fucking got me, son

>implying you don't worship overlord DeVito

>>579715206
>none were american
>claims it was all american
>no

>>579715057
No need reading about kicking the shit out of the frogs is what we do in school. Sure they won some battles but not too many wars against us. Last time was when Mary I ceded Calias I think you'll find

>>579715268
French still crying over Agincourt.

>>579714881
dont care about amerihating but i think you just lost on all levels possible just because of pic related for point 2

>>579714468
>see are feet
>are feet
>are
>are
>are
Can you also see a textbook you fucking mongoloid idiot?

>>579715236
>can't buy tables knives without a 18yo+ identification card

why are you even trying?

>2014 willingly participating in 4chin mind control

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>>579710175
>Edward Snowden a dirty traitor
So, he revels secrets your own Government is keeping from its people and he is classed as a traitor. I believe it is your Government which is the traitors now. Sorry buddy, your Government is way more corrupt than the British Empire ever was

>>579715415
>what is the battle of Hastings
>where did our old english go?

>>579715468
hows that working out for you?
>http://shootingtracker.com/wiki/Mass_Shootings_in_2014

>>579715448
probably cant afford one.

>>579715448
A typo. The horror.

Doesn't change the fact you are too fucking fat to see your own feet.

>>579710978
this guy is my hero. all the internets to you sir.

>>579713992
who are these faggots anon?

>>579715415
you guys still lost that war though...

>>579715797
>>579713907

Something about not having textbooks from some fucking cunt too retarded to use Google

>>579715395
jesus christ you are thick
>http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Robert_Oppenheimer
I don't even have to post more since that one exmple invalidated your "statement"

but yes, all of it was done in the US,. guess europe was getting to smelly for the smart scientists.

>>579715716
Hastings was the Normans, and the Normans were Scandinavians that invaded and settled in a part of northern France

William the Conqueror wasn't french m8

>>579715726
I'll take my chances, thanks.

>>579715814
>meant "our"
>types a completely different word, "are"
>"typo"
>"oops my fingers slipped to the complete opposite side of the keyboard"
>"typo"
If I were fat, I'd rather be fat than a stupid goon with no English skills.

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>>579714209
>Warmongering

Nevermind the majority of American's didn't want to go to war in World War I, and took a false flag to rally the "patriotic" class of the society.

World War II we largely stayed out of, until Britain BEGGED us for help, because of Europe's incompetence of controlling a charismatic mad man.

So we let Japan attack us, acted outraged, and declared war on the Axis powers to help Europe out, because we WERE friends.

Now Australia and the UK, want to talk shit about American's being warmongers?

We were a peaceful isolationist country, until you faggots couldn't play nice with everyone else in the world. How did that genocidal Empire building plan work out for you? Slicing up the Middle East was viable by the way right?

America, militarized as fuck to clean up your mess since 1940.

>>579709336
You know shitposting american hate threads just confirms suspicions that eurofags are jealous and or have an inferiority complex, but seriously though, you faggots LOVE to talk about us so much its almost homosex.

>>579716341
this

>>579716341
Hey don't bring Australia into this, you owe us for Vietnam you cunt

>>579716341
>Britain BEGGED us for help
>forgets pearl harbor
kay.

>>579716341
Too bad you had nothing to do with it.

Americans are notorious for taking pride in others achievement.

>>579716328
Of course you would. Because autistic desire for accuracy means more to you than not appearing like an obese eyesore.