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No best of greentext thread?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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No best of greentext thread?
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>>579687489
Activated Almonds are a real thing.
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bumparooni
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Contibootin
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>>579687489
>Homemade coconut

My sides.
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bumping, fuck my sides
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Post moar and i'll continue too.
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This is the best evehr.
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Also dis.
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>>579690253
fuck, it's been a while since greentext really made me lol
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>I am a generous god
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This is an 8/10
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>>579691391
I actually cried, tears genuinely are streaming down my face, oh my fuck that was amazing.
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>>579690462
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>>579691639
ahahahah I haven't seen this one before. Truly glorious
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don't read if no gf
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Can someone post best greentexts and other things from past 3 months or so? Haven't been on 4chan for ages.
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>>579690462
thank you
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>>579691639
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/r9k/ masterace
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>>579691726
>>579691726

THIS. THIS WINS ALL OF THE INTERNETS.
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>>579692093
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nb
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>>579691369
Jesus fuck
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Classic
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>>579687407
Lost my shit. My cracked rib just lost 2 weeks of healing god damn haha
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>>579691879
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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This one is long but fucking worth it
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>>579692037
fuck dude.
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>>579689332
my eyes hurt
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>>579691589
I'm fucking dying, that was easily 9/10.

>Sides have discovered the secrets of the event horizon.
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This one is more eerie than funny, but what do you expect from /x/
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>>579692037
Just rolled over and bear hugged my wife. She like wtf
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Bamp
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>>579689462
>boston battletoads
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>>579694352
maxkek
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>>579691879
top kek 10/10
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>>579692037
the feels
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>>579692508
>Back to le 9gag
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>>579694927

What a story. I kek'd
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>>579692565
Thank god someone made this. I was going to but pc crashed and thread 404'd
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>>579696969

wow
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>>579696969

>696969
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>>579696969
Nice trips
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>>579689876
pretty sure he was saying the muffin or whatever the fuck was homemade, not the coconut. this is nowhere near as funny as activated almonds, why do people keep focusing on it
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>>579690253
I'm crying over here
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>>579698030
This was shit.
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dumping incoming
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bump
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>>579699024

Yeah, this is definitely a win because a mother gets beat by niggers in front of her child. True win xD
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bump thats all i got
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>>579687834
>>579687924

these are gay as hell.

is /v/ really that fucking lame?
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>>579698971
>>579699238
>>579699323
>>579699371
>>579699438
>>579699482
>>579697810

not even green text.
these are just screen caps of shitty threads.
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>>579687489

fuckin lost like crazy and saved thx anon
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>>579700008
ugh the same old shit, we need new greentext
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>>579700008

Still dont get it.
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>>579699024
>happy some lady got chimp'd on by some niggers
ugh.
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>>579696969
gott dam
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>>579696969
that get holy shit
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>>579701203
He is the second coming. All hail.
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>>579701279
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>>579701376
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>>579701456
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>>579701502
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>>579701587
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>>579701629
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>>579701785
is thread dead?
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>>579687489
>alkalised water
>apple cider vinegar
it fucking cancels each other you fucktard
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>>579701950
not if you add a homemade coconut
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>>579702097
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>>579702282
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>>579702440
cmon post something better, i only have the old crap
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>>579701943
No. Keep posting, faggot
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>>579689332
Top fucking kek m8. 10/10 would kek again
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>>579702527
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>>579702575
what do you want? wins, funny, feels or what?
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>>579702884
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>>579692037

wow
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>>579687407
Bump
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>>579702957
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>>579702957
Hawt
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>>579703127
bump this thread
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>>579699760
nuce try, /r/gaming :P
BACK TO LEDDIT!
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>>579703293
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>>579703502
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>>579703710
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>>579687756
Temple grandon found out that cattle enjoy beong squuezed like in that fi4st picture...it makes them feel safe and secure...pretty sure they use it to kill le cows
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>>579703808
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>>579703938
7th page, time to die
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>>579704381
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>>579704450
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>696969
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>>579704546
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>>579704560
here, catch a:
>69696969
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>>579704702
i think i'm ending right here
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>>579704987
i'm lurking, you're based
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>>579704987
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>>579704987
Nah man. I just saw this on the first page. keep going
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>>579705149
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>>579699137

Don't get what happened at the end could you explain?
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>>579705283
but i don't know which ones should i post?
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>>579705402
sideshattering ones
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>>579705341
the tard his herself by an accident, and the guy got it after she was repeating this all night long i guess
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>>579705465
i will try
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>>579705341
She was saying "smooth criminal" throughout the night. Its a song by MJ
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>>579705695
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