Just noticed my butthole looks like this....what the fuck is wrong?
Are you nicolas cage? What the fuck?
>>579567431
You're taking photos of your ass, to start
It seems bigger than pics of I have seen of others never noticed mine was like this until now
NOTSCHLACHTUNG!
>>579567542
haha lost it there
>>579567674
Do you do anything to your asshole?
>>579567431
>>579567674
are you one of them people who were born without an ass hole, had some sort of surgery and muscle exercises to compensate for it when you was young?
Stop shoving stuff up your ass
Timestamp or that isn't actually your ass.
>>579567431
Find the guy with shit on his dick and ask him.
>>579567937
This...
I'm. It nic cage, I was born with a regular hole, no it haven't been sticking stuff in there....it's like this normal
butt is kill
a thread about nic cages tortured asshole. here we go.
Holy fuck if I push it does this
>>579568997
I don't have a reaction face for this
>>579568997
>but what if asshole is not kill?
lurkin
DISGUSTING. prolapse
What the fucking hell?!
Does everyone's butthole do this when you push?!
>>579568997
>>579568997
>nick cage posts prolapsed asshole on 4chan
I can die happy now
>ITT: op shows off his prolapsed asshole while he waits for more dragon dildos to arrive
>>579569227
yeah, that's just regular stuff
>>579568997
>>579569227
OP you're taking too many dicks
Ya blew it... out.
>>579568997
>>579568997
you absolutely put things in there g8 b8 m8
Serious question. How do you shit? do you have to like wear a massive buttplug all day? Because I think they would just fall out of you.
Also what shape are your shits?
moar
>>579567431
>The fuck is this
>I don't want to see your ass.
> wait a sec
>wtf is that
*click*
>yep didn't need to see... oh there's more pictures?!
>mfw
>>579569757
As a guy who could easily take a horse's dick...no, your asshole should not look like this even if you put stuff in it.
>>579568997
Fists do not go there
>>579569942
i bet if i did not have animate gifs on that would be much more amusing
>>579570056
zoo or bad dragon horse
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The more I push the more comes out!
>>579568997
op do you sit on the toilet for like 3 hours at a time
god dammit nicolas what have you done
>>579568997
it's goatse you morons
>>579570204
my god, see a fucking doctor
>>579570204
UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I..I can't comprehend what I'm seeing.
>>579570204
What the actual fuck
>>579570204
Timestamp
>>579567431
>what the fuck is wrong?
You've had waay too much privacy, son.
>>579570204
go back to posting this trash on xtube my god
>>579570204
fucking lost it
holy shoit
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU SICK SISSY FAGGOT YOU EITHER STOP GETTING BUTTFUCKED OR YOU EAT MORE FIBERS
>>579570204
Stop being an asshole
OP's body is turning inside out
>>579570204
jesus christ
>>579570204
>>579569372
this
>>579570204
>>579570204
what the fuck are you doing on /b/ go see a fucking doctor
>>579567431
Try to visit /hm/ less.
>>579568997
looks almost like a prolapse and almost certainly like you've got hemorrhoids, go to a doctor man.
>>579570163
Like pic related.
>>579570204
ha ha I'm out
>>579568997
>>579568997
>>579568997
thats a prolapse you nigger
>>579570204
fucking kek
>>579567431
>>579567674
>>579568687
>>579568997
>>579569227
>>579570204
HOLY FUCK MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE TAKEN A TRIP TO VENUS
>>579570618
saved
>>579567431
i rushed to my computer so i could open the pics faster than on my phone... sigh
Guys... Both. Hands are on his asshole. Who the fuck is taking the pictures?
lol moar. /b/ needs moar of this.
Ok I'm not even posting the last pic I took something is definitely wrong I think my intensities are coming out I am going to the hospitol
i think hes giving birth to his anus
>This entire thread
I can't stop laughing. I haven't seen something this hilarious on /b/ in a year or more.
a thread hasnt made me laugh this hard for months
>>579570714
>>579570618
Needs more cum.
And webms.
Stop shoving things up your ass you dirty waggle baggle
>>579567431
You have an anal prolapse I assume
Go to the hospital I guess and get your pink sock fixed
>>579570791
you better fucking post it
>>579570791
You should be shot in the face you fucking dumbass.
>>579570791
Post it. For science
>>579570204
thats what you get for fucking nigger. you faggot
>>579570776
this thread gets more fucked by the second
>>579570791
rip
>>579570204
You have a talent for this.
Become a star.
>>579570791
nick cage pls don't die we need you to keep starring in bad movies
your butthole is shaved so yes you do put stuff in there
you put so much in there that you blew out your rectum
congratulations you're gay
EVERY FUCKING NEWFAG SHALL ALL FUCKING HANG
>>579570791
Post it wtf
>>579570791
>>579570204
I know this is just some anon posting a series he found online somewhere and is not the guy in the pics but this thread still makes me happy
>>579570776
camera timer
>>579570951
FETUS THREAD!
>>579570494
CARLOS
>>579570494
CARLOOOOOOS!
>>579570879
all i have
I think OPs ass is well-trained in the art of dick-taking. He's probably had a prolapse for quite some time and learned to live with it and is now fucking with us
>>579570791
fucking post it i must see
>>579570791
im calling bullshit on that. was great while it lasted. OP was not a faggot today
>>579568997
>>579568997
>>579567431
yep, its ebola
You are old and need to do Kegels.
>>579569227
google "rectal prolapse" OP
>>579570776
WHO WAS CAMERA
>>579568997
>>579570791
>3
do you push really hard when you poop? a life of pushing to hard when pooping can go that
this thread
>>579571197
kek
>Th.e Fa.ppe.n.n.in.g F.ul.l Col.lectio.n
gay bowel syndrome.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed?Db=pubmed&Cmd=ShowDetailView&TermToSearch=2831107&ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVAbstractPlus
>>579569227
Where Are They Now: Goatse
>>579570791
jesus fuck this thread is nuts
>mfw this thread
bitch post that -- you've got a severe case of vaganus; after years of taking penis in the asshole, it's turned into a vagina.
>>579569227
You were in this music video, weren't you?
>>579571097
>>579571106
Sorry, I felt like being cheeky.
>>579570204
>>579570494
CARLOS!
>>579570204
Nigga that shit is not human
>>579568997
goatse?
>>579567431
I made a gaping anus gif to make me giggle, also test
>Nicolas Cage
>>579570204
>>579571221
Um yep, I'm gonna go with that
>>579570204
I imagine there must be some liquid leaking out of it when you do that
>>579571862
>>579568997
oh shit nigger look at that big ass dildo to the left guys
OPs asshole from outerspace
>>579567431
Just cut down on the nigger dicks you take up there. It might go back to a somewhat normal appearance. I know it will be difficult (notice I didn't say hard, because I'm not a huge insensitive dick), so just taper off gradually. Like say you take 100 niggers per week now, try for just 99 next week, and then 98 the week after. Also, no cheating. You can't let the same nigger fuck you over and over, and claim it was just one. Counting doesn't work like that.
>>579568997
I have PTSD now
meme
>>579571473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>579571862
Nicilluminati confirmed
>>579568997
>>579568997
>>579567431
Wait a minute.. Why are you shaved back there?
itt: faggots getting trolled
>>579570204
>>579571828
Oh god what have you done, you glorious cunt?
>>579568997
>First the Nicholas Cage face
>Now this
I'm fucking dying.
>>579567431
your ring collapsed son
>>579570204
>>579568997
Forgot to put your King Kong Dong away. Your dildo is on your left
>>579570204
>>579572508
oh my fucking lord
>>579568997
you are my hero
keep stretching it to the limits
>>579572550
was test sucssessfull?
>>579568997
>>579572610
>>579570204
I should have waited to post until I saw this one.
>>579572828
no, too fast
kissyfaec
>>579572730
Oh shit haha
>>579568997
Damn, that's open ass. Open a window, gawd the smell.
You've officially got a mangina
I guess you can say OP lost his shit.
http://www.imagefap.com/profile/mrbigholexll
Nice try.
Hey guys, am i doing it right?
>>579569757
Its a faggot. They are taking hormones for a sex change. You can see it in the hips.
>>579572964
all of my kekels
>>579567431
10/10
>>579572379
dat poor cat
I gave it depth
Look at that big black dildo next to him
>>579573198
You are a straight retard. Hormone therapy won't give you a gaping asshole.
>>579568997
>>579573157
what even is this thread?
>>579570791
>>579573405
Omg that's amazing. It's like a tail now
>>579572964
hahahahaha oh wow
No timestamp and yet everyone believes it's OP. Pitiful.
>>579571828
nice gif skills retard, add a time delay
>>579573479
But I heard it changes your voice though!
>>579567431
>>579567431
>>579567431
>>579567431
FRANK! whats wrong with your ass!?
>>579567431
>>579567674
>>579568687
>>579568997
>>579569227
>>579570204
10/10
>>579573635
ebin :^) post it to reddit now
>>579573405
this will be all the documentation of this thread we'll ever need. 10/10 anon
OK serious question to normal fags. Does this happen in time with regular anal sex??
>>579574025
with a horse, yes
>>579574025
Yeah.. mine looks kinda like this and i've only ever done it 5 times.
>>579574025
no.
no. I promise.
unless you get doublefisted regularly, that is
>>579574025
No. As long as you don't over do it, use plenty of lube, and don't get ass rammed to hard that it shakes the house.
Also no dragon dildos
>>579574025
Prolapsed asshole. It is real, not a anal sex thing.
who would do it with that asshole anyway.
>>579567431
Timestamp Nicholas.
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
i know who this guy is..
>>579572379
muh sides
>>579574229
>>579574261
I'm bi but this will make me never want to have anal sex again if it does this....
>>579574448
Won't happen, you're safe
This entire fucking thread.
>>579567431
I loved you in Lord of War. That was a great movie.
what have i discovered
>>579573479
The development of fat on the upper Hips. Hormones
A Dick does that. Or severely angry shits. If a dick dindu that, this guy must shit too hard, work out too little. Probably needs some exercises to rebuild ass muscles.
Why u mad?
>>579567431
What's up with the huge tracksuit collection? You a biker? That would explain this travesty.
>>579568997
>>579574498
>>579574498
Oh shit it continues
>>579574448
You'll be fine, just make sure to sure lube.
>>579574498
THIS GUY HAS A SOURCE
Dear Lord
>>579574498
Even though the dildo is massive, it doesnt even touch the sides of Mr. Cages asshole.
>>579574025
Yes
Anal sex over the course of years leads to anal prolapse, the anus is not designed for it.
>>579572508
topkek
>>579574651
Hormones has nothing to do with this, and shitting too hard won't cause the asshole to gape, though it could cause a prolapse. A dick won't do it either. He definitely shoves huge things into his ass regularly.
>>579574336
dox mate spill the goods /b/rotha
>>579575010
Not with that attitude!
>>579574498
It continues
>>579574448
Prolapse can happen just from shitting. And anal probably doesn't help. Also Jesus is crying
>>579575010
>virgin detected
>>579574448
It will happen with regular anal sex for years.
>>579572508
what did you make that with?
>>579574336
>>579574448
Even if this did happen, it would be worth it.
>>579570204
>>579575086
hes a high school teacher and i see him running through my neighborhood with those track suits on every now and then.
>>579569227
lel
>>579575368
implying he could run without his intestine falling out.
>>579574498
>>579575387
Anal - not even once
>>579575069
Agreed. I didn't say that, lol.
OP isn't op. But fuck, i bet my Sunday cap that's a trap.
this happens to transexuals
The hormones cause anal prolapse, it is cause by the same enzyme that increase the chest size, it doesn't happen to everybody, but those transexuals to which it happens, they don't really complain because they can have sick gay sex anyway. They generally turn to bestiality pornography
>>579574498
HE HAS IT
HE HAS THE SAUCE
>>579575490
haha im serious!
>>579575387
ill snap a picture of him next time i see him. I even recognize the shoes hes wearing.
>>579571828
Jesus once that bad boy got rolling it was worse than a screamer gif
This is the only thread I opened today. It will likely be the last. Haven't decided yet.
NICHOLAPSE CAGE
>>579574498
Looks kinda loose OP. I think you need to size up that dildo. Try the dragon one.
>>579575857
kek
>>579575858
thats not OP posting that
Can some one make these pics smaller pls I'm on cellular data in the middle of the Scottish highlands in a tent so costs a fortune.
does this count as having 'ass'?
Wtf is even goin on
>>579576072
move phone further from face
>>579575858
Looks like op is black widow
>>579574902
Anon, did you ever think you'd have the opportunity to type that sentence?
I have just arrived, it would appear OP is a massive faggot.
>>579576072
What the fuck? I don't even.... what is going on here...
>>579576461
haha not a chance
>>579576072
W-What?, I don't even...
This thread has made my fucking day. Thank you OP, I can't stop laughing.
>>579567431
Are you Nicolis Cage?
>>579576072
>>579576367
http://4archive.org/b/thread/579567431
>>579567431
You got the goatse symptoms.
>>579576775
imagine chewing on that shit
>>579576793
I know
>>579574227
not noticed by anyone..
> b in 2k14
>>579575229
depthy.me
>>579568997
>>579570204
FUCK
>>579576491
>Wife moves phone closer to face
>wife moves head away from phone sharpish
>I didn't flinch...
I have been here too long...
>>579576491
WHATS THE SAUCE FAGGET
>>579568997
I need an adult
how does an anus even come to be in this condition?
>>579568997
oh my god
hai guize. I'm in the astral plane right now
>ask me anything
>>579568997
I enjoyed life
>>579569227
>>579576484
GTFO CLARKSON
>>579577317
what nimber am i pointing to right now?
>>579568997
>>579569227
>>57957449
Stop being such a faggot and maybe your asshole wouldn't look like its from star wars
>>579568997
NICOLAPSE CAGE
>>579570204
Go to /lgbt/ they know what to do.
>>579577437
number*
>>579567542
rofl
>>579572508
you know me marge i like my beer cold my tv loud and my asshole gaaaaaaaaping
>>579577317
what have i just but on my keyboard?
>>579569227
Dat g8p nasty. Too much faggotry
>>579577214
http://www.imagefap.com/profile/mrbigholexll
>>579576072
I'm solar powered and serious fuck 2mb is huge when your up a mountain like highlander
>>579569372
Fucking lost!
>mfw this is the funniest thing ive seen all day but i can never tell anyone
>>579577715
chimpanzees
I'm in the attack plane right now
>ask me anything
>>579577761
>geightp
at least know how to fucking use the 8's faggot.
>>579578074
*astral
What the fuck is this thread and why am I still in it?!
>>579569748
i thought his beard was his head for a second and i was wondering why the fuck he had a giant potato chip impaled in his head
Well then.
>>579578309
it's a beard? I think it was a jawdropping mouth
>>579578169
another try, wht's on my keyboard