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Hey /b/, wanna hear my incest story?
>be me, 15 years old
>have sister who is 16
>one day i walk past her room
>only her and me home
>her door is open, she's facing away from me
>not wearing pants, see her ass
>stop in my tracks and stare
>glorious.jpg
>heart beating
>she turns around, "anon, what are you doing?"
>"why don't you put some pants on or close the door. fucking weirdo."
>"why don't you go away?"
>she speeds towards me and pushes me, then closes door
>a burst of air comes towards me, and i suddenly i smell her
>she smells so good
That was the first time that I was lucid about my sexual desires for her. Continue?
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nah
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>>578948421
If you have to ask if you should continue, the answer is no.
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Bump. Go on
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yes op yes
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>>578948421
yes m80
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i pre-typed btw
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continue...
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>>578948421
Sure m9
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Fuck OP, hurry up so I can bust a nut already.
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>>578948852
ok you pretyped pls continue
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I love these incest fantasies because I don't have a sister.
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>>578948896
Clever
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Two days later
>we're home alone again
>her door is closed as always
>hear her listening to music in her room
>i'm sitting in my room, which is right next to her's
>i'm getting so horny thinking about her that i'm shaking
>i walk to her door, hesitate, then walk in
>she's laying in bed wearing only a shirt and underwear, her hand is in her underwear
>as soon as i walk in her hand bolts upward
>"anon what are you doing!? always knock before you come in my room!"
>"w-what are you doing?"
>"none of your business. get the fuck out."
>i leave and go to my room
>start fapping
>suddenly sister bolts in
>"anon!"
>i scramble to clean up, but i was fully naked and using lotion
>"sorry, i just saw you doing it then i wanted to do it too"
>she looks at me in a baffled way, "what are you, sick or something? now i've caught you, neither of us tell mom or dad."
>"ok."
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>>578948896
read that in Hulk Hogan's voice
>>578948953
get that spidey shit off of here, you newfag piece of shit.
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Plzzzz OP
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>>578949129
go on...
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>>578948421
10704
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>>578949148
no spidey is good you nigger
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>>578949129
Part 3?
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>>578949359
newfag detected
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Obvs tree fidy or on the floor fake as fuck
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>>578949434
hey sup
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>>578949035
mah nigga
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>>578949349
>>578949359
>>578948953
spidey
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>>578948789
>homesick at collage
>collage
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see, my sister is ugly as fuck, and i'm not a sick faggot who wants to risk getting her pregnant and having severly autistic kids. so I don't want to fuck my sister.
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>>578949530
newfag nigger fuck off ive been here longer than your age you spunk junkie
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Same day.
>eating left-over pizza downstairs at table
>sister comes down and puts pizza in microwave
>i'm sneaking glances at her, and i notice that she's doing same to me
>she gets pizza and sits down across from me
>"so, what did you mean when you said you saw me doing it and then you wanted to?" she asks
>"uh.. i saw y-you and it made me just um."
>"what?"
>"i guess i got kind of turned on"
>"by your sister?"
>i look at her sitting across from me with her strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes
>"yeah.."
>"do you want to kiss me?"
>"um sure if you want?"
>she leans across the table and her lips touch mine
>i close my eyes, start moving my lips as she moves hers
>she sticks her tongue in my mouth, it feels cool
>i motion my tongue against hers
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>>578949894
keyboard worior....
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>>578949879
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>>578948789
Tippest of koks
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>>578949657
>Hulk Hogan poster on wall
Kek
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>>578950054
I like this so far
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>>578950115
>worior
What. The. Hell.
How do you even manage to misspell anything that badly.
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>>578950115
faggot im with you i was the one with the spidey shit
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>>578950454
high as fuck faggit
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>>578950065
save it fag
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>>578950054
EWWWW!!!! U KIS GURLZ???!!!??! U R So GaY!!!!
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>>578950556
its ok. I'm high and don't even know whos who
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>>578950054
Fuck OP, enough of the teasing!
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>>578950625
That's all the silly ones I have. Might dump some proper wincest captions
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>>578950608
junkie much
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>>578950608
More like dumb as fuck. Being high doesn't fuck with your spelling abilities, retard.
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>>578950118
Top fuckin lel
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>>578950054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG7aB08r9Xk
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>>578950835
ikr op is such fag
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>>578950675
s0rry m9 I was making mine edgey
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>>578950748
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>>578950896
u tell em bro
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>>578950054
>um sure if you want
KEK
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>>578950853
hulk is actually watching in this one
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In b4 shake it off
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>she retreats
>"that was nice," i say smiling
>"this is so fucking weird"
>she runs upstairs
>i go to the bathroom, swish a bit of mouthwash spit it into the sink
>i have trouble removing and replacing the cap because i'm shaking so hard
>walk to her door
>knockknock.png
>"go away, please."
>i walk in
>"i said go away," she says with hesitation
>"we both want this"
>i go up and stick my tounge in her mouth
>passionate kissing ensues
>i start taking off clothes
>she starts taking off clothes
>she looks like a goddess naked
>i stick my penis inside of her
>feel a soft, gentle wetness
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>>578949894
you mad?
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>>578950625
>>578950853
>>578950504
>>578950335
>>578950118
>>578949879
>>578949657
>>578948789
>>578948896
These are fucking amazing.
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>>578950896
damn. You get mad over me not spelling correctly.. take some anger management classes. I fucked up my spelling and admit it, what more do I have to do?
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>>578951428
Duh - Shame yourself on /b/ with timestamp and sharpie in the ass. Are you some kind of newfag or what?
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>>578951240
starting to sound fake
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>>578951428
he won't be satisfied until you permit him to suck vigorously on your summer sausage.
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>>578951242
you're the one soiling your panties over some spidey shit fucking faggot
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>>578951683
>starting to
>/b/
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>>578951618
This is the rules here
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>she moans softly as i enter
>i go in and out slowly for a while, then pick up speed
>she's moaning loudly
>i'm really picking up pace
>she's moaning even louder
>a climax ambushes me
>i quickly pull out
>i can tell by her expression that she's annoyed by this
>i cum on her stomach
>"what the fuck anon i didn't say you could do that"
>sorry.gif
>i finish her off with my mouth
>we clean up
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>>578951931
that was fucking quick...
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>>578951710
>>578951618
fuck trying to derail incest threads. I'm out
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>>578951931
>ambushes
kek
also keep going
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>>578951075
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Fuck it. Have some proper wincest captions
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>>578950853
do it please!
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>>578951931
*unzips dick*
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>>578948789
>"collage"
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>>578952113
pls dont leave me
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>>578949148
read that in Hulk Hogan's voice
>top kek
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What happened next?
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>>578952227
Never Forget
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>>578952154
>>578952252
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>>578951240
>i stick my penis inside of her
seems legit...
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>>578952419
>>578952252
>>578952154
whatever dude
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>>578952113
bye felicia
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>>578952464
Nothing, OP hasn't made that part up yet.....
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>>578952330
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>>578951710
top kek
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Spidey doesnt work.
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Few days later, Sunday. Mom's been home all weekend. Sis and I haven't had sex since our first time.
>you can cut the tension between us with a knife, but mom doesn't seem to notice
>we want to have sex again so badly, but can't when mom is home
>mom decides to go to grocery store
>fuckyes.webm
>knock knock
>i enter sis's room
>"mom's gone!"
>"thank god"
>sex ensues, better than last time
>forget about time
>forget about mom
>hear front door open, "guys come get the groceries!"
>mom thinks that since she buys the groceries sis and i have to put them away
>"shit," i say to sis
>"hurry up guys!" mom yells, starts upstairs
>i'm literally inside my sister
>i jump up, hide in closet, "you're asleep!"
>sister adjusts blankets and turns on her side
>mom opens door, "oh sorry"
>sister turns around, "w-what?"
>looks sleepy
>"i guess just me and anon will get the groceries since you're not dressed. what's that smell?"
>smells like incest
>"i don't know, and anon isn't home"
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>>578952553
wut
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>>578951931
> i poke her
>she moans
>the end
you are a shittty writer i hope you have some quality content to post or something
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>>578952839
>>578952615
Why are you upset?
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>>578948953
Fuck off newfag. give it a month and you'll be the one telling spiderman the fuck off, trust me.
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>>578952419
>cousin jerked me off with her mother's underwear once
>weird when I realized it
>made sense since I'd never seen a pair of panties as sexy as those before
>now I have a desire for a hot milf to jerk me off with her daughter's panties.
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>>578952925
hurry up fag, niggers gotta leave soon
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>>578949503
Jokes on you, still fapped
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>>578952553
Lost at spanner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XywQlXs4vmI
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>>578953091
Yep dont we all
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>>578952925
>what's that smell
>smells like incest
haha please carry on
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The story's fuckin fake faggot
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>>578949035
I love them more because I have a sister, with a phat ass.
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>>578953005
>>578953325
You should fap to these pics as much as possible and develop a fetish for complete chav skanks.
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>>578948421
girl looks like someone I know...
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>>578948789
>>578948896
>>578949503
Can't not read in Hulk Hogans voice. Fuuccckkk
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>>578953005
these suck
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>HM
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One month later.
>sis and i are in deep in the love making process
>mom walks in
>mom fucking walks in
>we thought she was at work
>"oh my god!" mom says
>sis and i scramble, though it's futile
>"i knew you guys were up to something i knew it!" mom is crying
>she runs to the front door
>gets in car and fucking leaves
Next day.
>i wake up to the smell of bacon
>i walk downstairs
>sis is sitting at table with mom
>full breakfast is laid out
>"anon, come sit," mom says
>i do
>"we need to have a talk, the three of us"
>"o-ok," i say, my heart pounding fiercely
>mom looks at me and says, "do you come from a land down under?"
>"what?"
>"where woman glow and men plunder"
>sis joins in, "can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder"
>i sigh, "you better run, you better take cover"
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tfw ull never have a hot sister that was close to your age that u couldve seduced and fucked.
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>>578953910
This fucking faggot
0/10 wasn't even good
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>>578948789
>Hulkamaniacs
Oh god lol
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>>578953820
>>578953910
What a disappointing end.
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Fuck you.
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This went down hill fast
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>>578954164
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>>578953910
I hope you get stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
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>>578953910
not impressed op
>brb running and taking cover
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>>578953910
That doesn't even have any coherent connection to the rest of the story.
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>>578953910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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>>578953910
Jolly good b8 bruv
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>>578948421
>Buying bread from a man in Brussels
>He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
>I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
>He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite
>sandwich
And he said
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>>578952154
Jokes on u m8, I'm a britbong
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>>578953910
Shit story, the ending didnt even make sense and it wasnt funny at al
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>>578953910
pls kill yourself faggot
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>>578950760
YE WDF FAGooT!!eleven!!
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Sorry op, sorry everyone, i can't fap with these godamn ass heck funny british or whatever captions
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>>578953740
no, you're a towel
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>>578953910
thanks for make me cum anyway you gay fuck
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>>578951240
> soft, gentle wetness
top kek
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>>578954248
>Implying there was a hill to begin with.
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>>578951240
Fuck I thought you were both girls the whole time.
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>>578953910
I don't understand, is this an interstellar reference?
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>>578954308
It raises a question in me.. if you as a male had a female twin sister.. if you then had sex with her... wouldnt that be more like masturbating with each other than having sex with a person of you family?
>my captcha tries to communicate
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>>578953005
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>578953910
does that mean she wasn't mad?
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>>578952154
COP A RITE FEEL
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>>578950118
>>578949879
>>578949657
>>578949503
>>578948896
>>578948789
keep em coming anon i'm giggling like a little faggot over here
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>>578954023
I'm imagining her with thick slav brows and a big moustache
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Wtf is happening?!
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>>578952252
>>578952154
>>578952419
>my sides
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>>578955386
you are a little faggot, that's why
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>>578951931
>>578951240
Listening to Age Of Empires 3 battle music while reading this. Shit's cash.
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>>578955556
Should I continue with these, or post a completely normal, totally 100% not in a weird dialect trust me incest doujin?
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>>578954814
more
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Oh my god, my fucking sides... Even if OP was a faggot.
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>>578955772
keeep it up fag this is a laughing thread now
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op is a fag yada yada
this is now a rekt thread
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>>578948896
I need a name
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i put my dick in my sister's mouth when I was 14 and she was 6. Does that count?
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>>578955772
Just post normal incest
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>>578953910
this destroys the boner.
mild giggles abound.
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>>578956598
>>578956672
I don't understand. That's what I'm doing mate?
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>>578949831
Well as you stated she's ugly as fuck. So that would be different if she wasn't.
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>>578955925
fucking love mother daughter incest
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>>578949716
I thought I was the only one who saw that lel
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My sister just caught me jerking off in the bathroom. She just said "sorry anon!" In an embarrassed voice and walked out
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>>578948789
CMON DONT BE SCARED
YOU'RE AFRAID OF MACHO THATS WHAT I HEARD
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>>578956845
i concur. this looks like a must have set. i must have.
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>>578952925
>>smells like incest
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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>>578948421
My only experience
>be me
>be 17
>sister 15
>sharing queen sized bed on some trip
>I'm wearing boxers and she is wearing panties
>I stay on my side with no intentions of doing anything
>wake up at around 1am
>still on my side of the bed, but my sisters ass is sticking out towards me and I realize I have the usual 1am hard on
>boner raging with the force of 1000 suns
>It's literally touching her ass and I haven't moved towards her, or anything
>She is on my half of the bed
>inched back a bit so it wasn't touching
>she moves back a bit so it's literally in her thigh gap
>I am confused if she wants the D, or she is just asleep
>grab her ass lightly to see if I get a response
>nothing happens
>boner rages harder than 2000 suns
>chickened out and fapped in the bathroom since I didn't want to misinterpret her and end up raping my sister
>She makes a reference that I was being touchy the morning after
>I said, "you were on my side!"
I have another story though
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>>578955082
holy shit i watched a porno in the same location but like 5 floors higher
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>>578958167
go on...
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>>578958305
sauce?
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>>578958167
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>>578958459
topkek
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>>578958167
>>be me
>>be 17
REEEPOOOOORRRTTTTEEEDDDD
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>>578954446
Nigger you are fucking stupid
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>>578958841
there's always that 1 faggot...
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>>578958425
i will now assume there is a god.
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>>578958793
That is 100% not the image I posted. But I like it.
I'm gonna go look for the thread my image turned up in.
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>>578955049
no because you'd be fraternal twins. No different than non-twin brother and sister
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>>578952762
spidey always woks
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>>578959192
What kind of untrained monkey is doing the censoring on these pics?
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>>578955601
take you long to come up with that one champ?
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>>578954532
Top kek goes to you my friend
The fucking hulkamania pictures were worth the 0/10 thread
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>>578958167
we're waiting...
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>>578959160
Forgot pic
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>>578955754
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much of my nigger you are right now. i feel like a massive faggot with 12 heavy-set men popping their warm loads of nostalgia all over my gaping ass
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>>578952762
I came.
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>>578958167
keep it going
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>>578959872
That's all. I guess I'll dump the doujin now for the few people left until the thread dies.
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>>578959702
the kind that feels the need to hide the faces of pornstars
http://www.spankwire.com/Twins-Strap-On/video142354/
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>>578960323
this is seriously the best mother daughter incest i've seen. i have a thing for red heads so that makes it that much better.
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>>578960439
>http://www.spankwire.com/Twins-Strap-On/video142354/
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>>578960430
fucking sweet thank you
i have looking for more on these pics for while
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>>578948421
OP's pic looks a lot like a girl I used to bang on the reg in my first year of university.
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>>578960607
5
I hate it when I open a link and 4chan shoves it in the reply.
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>>578958167
>be 17 a few weeks after this story
>on Snowboarding trip
>at our mountain house up in the snow
>only me, my sister, sister's friend, and two of my bros
>my sister and her friend can't snowboard so they just stay at the cabin
>I packed 2 handles of captain morgan, an ounce of weed, bong, and snacks
>as we walked out I said have fun
>come back after a slayer day of snowboarding
>room smells of dank and they are both drunk
>they are both drunk and high
>we all get drunk and high
>sister's friend who is 16 half white/hispanic with petite figure asks for a footrub and I give her one
>then one to my sister
>my bro was trying to get in on my sister so I set the sleeping arrangement to me, my sister, and her friend all in the same room sharing a queen bed.
>i'm to the very side of the bed and my sisters friend is in the middle
>around 2am
>I wake up with another god damn raging boner
>and it's right between my sister's friend's legs
>I'm on the edge of the bed
>wisper into her ear "are you up"
>she responds and I know she knows
>she starts moving back and forth
>I tell her to follow me to the bathroom
>we strip down
>damn dat ass
>try to keep as quiet as possible
>I recieve a text message from my friend to keep it down
>ohshit
>finish up
>I wake up around 8am while spooning with sister's friend
>make eye contact with my already awake sister and get this massive glare
>sister starts getting jealous that day
continued....
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>>578960205
Is there a translated version?
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>>578949657
i fucking chocked
boner is kill
keke
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>>578960850
Nice
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>>578951931
She wanted an incest baby OP
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>>578951240
boner gone. fuck you OP.
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>>578960850
continue...
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I originally wrote this I just copy and paste mostly for bump but this is how I got hooked on wanting to fuck my cousin
>3 years ago
>be 18
>at family gathering easter I think
>at that age dont hang with the adults still like that whateves
>rough housing with the little cousins about six of them ages 4-12
>not the youngest ones thats fucked up
> oldest other than me 12 year old cousin blond starting puberty just got braces off looks pretty good
>get tired from playing with kids sit down
>oldest staddles me still rough housing
>say im too tired im done
>she bounces up and down wanting me to play
>ohshitthisfeelsgood.jpeg
>look at her and she smirks at me
>shit does she know what shes doing?
>throw her off playfully before massive boner
I wonder if she REALLY knew what she wss doing i mean even that young got to know something. She looks a lot older than she is now which makes it worst for me
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>>578961203
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>>578961096
wot u on about m8
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>>578961509
9
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>>578951002
some fucking foreshadowing there!
see >>578953910
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>>578961482
she prolly did considering that there are plenty of girls that age having sex and getting pregnant.
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>>578957486
Huge Nirvana Fan here and I lost it. XD
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>>578960850
>takes phone with him when he goes into the bathroom at 2am to fuck a girl
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>>578953910
god youre autistic
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>>578953910
Fuck I knew this was fake. The least you could do is make it so the song reference connects to the fucking story...fucking faggot OP
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>>578960850
>my sister that day asks me to teach her how to ski
>she is really bad so I don't really want to waste a day of snowboarding on teaching her
>but I don't want to be a dick so I agree
>both of my friends leave me since they didn't want dead weight either
>on the lift to the top of the mountain my sister tells me that she heard what what me and her friend were doing
>my sister and her friend are very close by the way
>close enough that they take nude baths together and spend entire weeks together
>I tell her I didn't mean for her to hear, but it just sort of happened
>I mention that sometimes my dick has a mind of it's own in a joking way
>she says I realized it that night when I felt it on my ass
>at that point I was speechless
>she then said, "I thought you were going to take me to the bathroom that night brother"
>at this point my heart is pounding out of my chest and am struggling to find a response
>she says, "do you really think I want to ski? I'm awful at this"
>I ask if she wants to go to cabin
>She agrees
>it takes 15minutes for her to crash over and over down the mountain
>we get to the cabin....
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>>578949148
>newfag
>Spiderman
Stupid nigger
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>>578949129
>door is locked
>walks in
fakengay m8
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>>578962993
Actually, it's a bump limit reached - 404 inbound thread.
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>>578958841
this took place 4 years ago
>>578962529
It was charging in the bathroom
The cabin lacks outlets since it was still being modernized
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Leopard Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Penguins, and I have over 300 confirmed Fish. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top water-dwelling mammal in the entire US aquatic forces. You are nothing to me but just another bitch walrus. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this region of around 50 miles beyond which I do not stray, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ocean? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dolphins across the USA and your IP is being traced using echolocation right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime as long as it's near water, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare flippers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Porps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will literally drown in it.
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>>578963126
Haven't you heard of phase shifting?
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>>578961096
Laruffii's version
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>>578963772
24 End
Just in time.
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>>578962529
>implyng you wouldnt do the same and blackmail her for more sex
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>>578960495
Fucking MOAR!!!
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>>578950853
> dat feel when hh in background watching you fuck
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>>578963896
It's like John Lennon translated it.
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