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Roughly 4 weeks ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit

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Roughly 4 weeks ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 55 million dollars from the priest who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now.
First to get 00 receives $400 to their PayPal
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this one will pay fer sure
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bato
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get me some moniess
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>>578702317
Rolling
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ehh if youre that rich you can just give away a few thousand bucks right? care to share some with me anon?
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I'm so fucking tired of you blobs of fat and flesh and everything you post here on /b/

>Maisie Williams threads, she looks like fucking Sid from Ice Age, her eyes are so far apart the spanish armada could fit there
>Jennifer Lawrence, you didn't even fucking know who she was before the HG, shut the fuck up
>Furry porn, how autisitc and lonley are you? You're fapping to cartoons, go outside for once in your fucking life you sad shit
>Trap/Sissy threads, you're a bunch of cockgobbling faggots, you are so disgusting, just kill yourselves
>What are you drinking tonight threads, NOONE gives a fuck that you're drinking some kind of old mouthwash from the 70's you shitfuck
>Boxxy/Catie threads, you do realize that the reason why she's famous is that she looks like a dude. She has a jawline like a man, there's manly features all over "her" she's practically a dude, fuck you and your faggotry
>Hate America/Europe threads, It doesn't matter where you're from, you had no impact on history whatsoever. You're a basement dweller living with your sick mother in Connecticut, shut your fucking piehole
>Loli threads, again, cartoons.. What the FUCK, - bunch of pedos jerking off over infants
>Rate my cock threads, you're comparing your smelly, unwashed schlong with other fatasses over the internet, are you proud that you were born or something, what the fuck?
>YLYL threads, every single fucking day you post the same shit over and over and over again and expect others to laugh at "your" material, you're posting what we've seen a thousand times if not more, dont start these threads unless you actually have some funny shit to show, fuck you.
>Post ending in xxx eats their own cum threads, do I even have to say anything here...?
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I'm sure !..
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>>578702519
rolling for this one
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>>578703272
re roll
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uft
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Yas!
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ROLLING...
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>>578702317
>Richest person on /b/
>got rich by being faggot
>Is only giving away $400
U jew fuck
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>>578703321
Can I get some Marinara sauce with that pasta
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>doubles disabled on /b/
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Whatever
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It's most propably BS, but whatever.
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reroll
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Meh
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>>578702519
>>578702976
>>578703152
>>578703272
>>578703301
>>578703348
>>578703351
>>578703424
>>578703437
>>578703490
>>578703492
>>578704109
>>578704153
>>578704296

>being so new you don't know that doubles are disabled

>ITT faggots
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roool
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my nigga
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Reroll
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ROWL
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ok
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>>578702317
Fuck you
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rolll
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RollyPollyOllie
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Double it if its 0000?
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>>578702317
seriously OP, im homeless
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some people still don't get it
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why don't you people look up at all the other posts and see if ANY end in doubles
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rawl
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>>578702317
[email protected]
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ROOOLLL
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Post trips and I'll give you $2,000
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rollx4
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you guys are stupid doubles don't work anymore
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Yo roll
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reroll <3
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Newfag?
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>>57but trips aren't bitch
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roll again
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niggers
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Worth a shot
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GIMME THE 400
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Bloons
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There's quite a strong correlation between getting sexually assaulted and wanting to give away money to strangers on the internet,
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>>578705514
Ill reroll this
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ROLLing in ya deep
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>>578703321
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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yewwww
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Dubs are disabled on /b/ you fucking idiots.
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Rawl
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>>578705285
Re-roll
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fuck this
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people still fall for this
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C'mon lets lell Roll'in
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ok well
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>>578702317
Roll!
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Roll and I donate 100 to cancer research
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>>578702317
proof?
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Roll me some cash
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fucker
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Pay this nigga
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can i get 400?
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>>578705862
Re-re-rolling
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Adele is Rollingbin the deeeeeep
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here it comes
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>>578706109
Too close plz jesus
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fake faggot
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money 4 me
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Re re re re re re rolllllling
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Hey, this happened to me as well...
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400
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>>578702317
Rolling, cunt!! 00 GET!
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why not
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lol rekt
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>>578706534

The fuck?
I win?
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reroll
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Please lurk moar newfags
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give it
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>>578706705
Re fucking rollll
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>>578702317

fuck why not, have no idea how a priest had that much money though
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i replied too much
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Damn i need ya monahhhh
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here it comes
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>>578702317
Help fight cancer and stop replying to these threads
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>>578702317
Roll roll roll your boat
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>>578702317
rollando
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Hi op, im mexican.
I have a wife and 350 kids to feed.
$400 would allow me to pay for one 99cent burger at Mcfaggots.
Plz op.asedbeir calling
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you guys are idiots
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Rollinggggjdjdjshsjsjsh
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I can't believe my gf just pulled this bullshit off, what should I do guys

> be me
> got home from school
> went to gf house because wth I'm bored
> notice gf is home alone
>ahhhhyeah bout get laid
> start rubbing on her titts
> she moans
> tell her lets go upstairs and fuck
> she agrees
> she says " Anon I'll let you fuck me if you give me all your cash in your wallet"
> WTF
> think she's roll playing or some shit
> no she's serious
> says she needs money for gas
> tell her to use my car
> Anon I don't want to use your car, I don't like Audi's
> look deep into her eyes
> pull up my pants
> walk away
> mfw
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Last time and I'm fucking done.
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>>578704532
how young and/or stupid are you not to sense the sarcasm m8?
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gotta roll lol
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>>578707402
>>578707402
faggot you could have started pimping her out.
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902
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rol
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>>578702317
HI
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cyuiguvuy
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this shit is posible?
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>>578702317
i win this shit
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hey dweebs
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>>578707402
old habits die hard I guess
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doubles here
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now
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they hatin
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Poop
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rolll
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Give me skins http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/
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gotta roll
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>>578702317


I want my money now
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da money pl0x
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im starting to think this is fake
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/ MOR SKINS
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Pls
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>>578702317
You obviously need those 55 millions...
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damn dweebs i need da mony
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Rollll
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/ Give me a factory new howl dipshit
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rol
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There are multiple "I just inherited/won $X" threads daily. Probably b8. Gonna roll regardless. Fuck you OP.
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>tfw op is lying
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00 get
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rolll
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Check 'em faggot.
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r00ll
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/ I WANT AKINS
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Rolling...show me the $
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we're up all night to get 00'd
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rool
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the feel when you know that feel when you won't get money
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SEND ME MONEY HOWL PLOX http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/
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i roll
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they see me rollin'
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/ HOWL
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>>578702317
roll
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>>578706290
re-re-re-rolling
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rollll
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Easy roll neegah blaze da kush gimme da mulah
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money GET
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Impossible
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K.
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rolled so much
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i could make some crystals with that money
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Doller pls
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roll more
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OPs account balance:

$0.00
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deliver and gimme the money you faggot
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>>578702317

yes
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Last roll shit head http://steamcommunity.com/id/drunken_gandalfthisisatest/ send me mother fucking skins
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Rolling in the deep
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not me
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WFT is only $100 on top the rest is $1 bills.
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Im kinda new to this, does the 00 has to be at the end of tye No.? Or it can be anywhere?
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skadoosh skadattle
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>>578705716
"gorilla warfare" :)
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Winrar over here.
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Since for some reason nobody has rolled even a dub yet, I'm changing the number to 75.

gl faggots
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ayy lmao
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gaay
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rol
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>>578702317

they always pay
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>>578711246

re-rollin'
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rool
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rooool
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>>578711246
watch me roll 75 and op pays
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rollllllin
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saxofonmusik.
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not easy, gonna re roll
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get noscoped #roll
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bigmac.
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rolll
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Nigger tounge my anus
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>>578711143
omg dis guy so fanny xD
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,[999u90[09[u
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gonna get close
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>>578711774

>rollllllin

Holy shit.
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i might just go crazy
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i want some fake money
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guess i gotta create a paypal account
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rolling agian
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is it even possible
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trips pls
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Yolo x
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Would be nice.
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good damn
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rerollin cause y not
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>>578712498

That shit is fake
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plzz:3
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Nafjsgjwgjgwkgwkwfk
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Hshshss
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I like big butts
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givee
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Jaja
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yee
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