What to I need to understand about life to get laid?

>>578672063

That getting laid comes after you get other shit locked down. It's self-defeating if you focus on it as a priority.

To get laid, you must first put aside your desire to get laid.

Don't give a fuck!

even Hitler had a girlfriend

>>578672228

This, if you're a guy that is.

If you're a girl, just go out. That's it.

>>578672063

That it's not you the one that chooses a girl, it's the girls that choose you.

Then you learn to say NO

>>578672228
This.

>>578672063

That life ain't about getting laid.

>>578672063
penis goes into vagina. you're welcome.

>>578672063
>What to I need to understand about life to get laid?

Make them laugh. No dick waving in public.

>>578672063
it's like taking a shit. don't think too much about it

>>578672063
You should learn to write do instead of to first.

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>>578672354
Wise words.
Women choose their mates.

get mad fags.

>>578672323
/thread

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>>578672228
>To get laid, you must first put aside your desire to get laid.
that's some zen shit right there.

>>578672228
this is such bullshit, I bet you are a virgin.
You can't be too desperate but you should still have a lear agenda. Be direct and blunt but not in a clumsy way. People taking this kind of advice end up being too fucking dillusional and are going to repel all bitches eventually with their autism.

>>578672063
stop putting shit above your head.

>>578672228
Zen, but no. The gods honest truth is you gotta commit to one of two things. 1)Being ok with lying alot in exactly all the right ways to get what you want while also putting up with some one else's bull shit, or relationship, or 2) Learning to manipulate a woman in exactly the right way to get what you want, or playboy. Either way the answer is to lie. Despite what anyone else says, this is the truth (Not counting rape)

>>578672063
Yes, because intelligence obviously matters.

Im ugly as fuck, but I have an 8 inch cock. If im at a party ill offer it up. When other /b/ros start talking shit calling bs. I whip it out, bitches glare at its glory. Either gets me an ugly bitch, fat ones, or super slutty blondes.

>>578672063
That bitches ain't shit but hoes an tricks

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For every girl looking to get fucked there are hundreds of men around her looking for a fuck

This is the male struggle

>>578672063

That you have to pay women, one way or another.

>>578672742
>enlightenment
>buddha nazi

pick one

>>578675259
>kill yourself
>die

pick one

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>>578675259
12yo detected not knowing what a swastika is

>>578673016

what if you're just legitimately attractive enough and girls wanna do you? don't have to lie at all

>>578675259
>leave
>leave
pick one

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>>578675259

thats fucking great, you're honestly too stupid to know wtf you're looking at! look at him and laugh, thanks for the chuckle little boy, made my day

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>>578675567
You must not realize the swastika is a symbol in buddhism, hinduism and jainism.
>pokemon gif
>calling someone 12 years old

Be confident and be slightly douchebaggish. Don't try to be the silent mystical strong type, you come across as timid and insecure.

Have fun wherever you are and be authoritative when you need to be.

Your first might not be the best, but once you get the first lay out of the way, you'll see the light.

>>578675592

You are correct. If you have good perspective and can critically evaluate your life and improve it, and if you are capable of having a relationship with a girl that isn't about getting in her pants, girls will find you attractive. Lying is only necessary if you don't want to improve yourself.

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>>578675259
this is too stupid to be a troll.

you need to go to school kid.

>>578675567
>>578676219
I was hoping this would happen! I swear to god I once made 2 people so mad, one of them almost tried to kill the other one.

Psychologically predicable people are the best in the world.

>>578676486
This is why us femenists hate you men. What did I do to deserve being insulted?

understand you are a faggot
understand that no matter what you think you are good at i am better at it
understand that no matter how many times you have photoshopped your grandmother's wrinkly old face onto a photo to jerk your little dick off i have dug her up and fucked her corpse and still made her cum
understand that you will never be anything

If everything youve done in life hasnt gotten you laid. Then consequently, the opposite action in the right situation must grant vagina. Dont care about getting laid. Your time will cum.