How do you get a boyfriend /b/?

>>578595934
have a fuckable hole?

>>578596046
not working yet

Just broke up with my girlfriend
My advice? Don't.

>>578595934
tits or gtfo
sage until tits

>>578595934
If your a femanon, you literally just ask. if a gayfag, then go to a bar and let them fuck your boypussy for zhu zhus and wham whams.

Be a slut.

>>578596241
>implying their a femanon

>>578596307
/thread

>>578596307
how am i supposed to ask?

>>578596647
show us your tits
then show him your tits and say will you date me

>>578597185
show me your tits first

>>578596647
So femanon then? If your attractive enough then you just walk up ask if they are single. If so then talk to them for a bit then bring up that you want a relationship. Most guys will jump all over it. Unfortunately it is normally the females choice to start and end a relationship so you have a leg up already. Now GTFO my /b/ and leave us neckbeards in peace.

>>578597291
I'm too socially awkward to just ask, I'll end up overthinking it and having no idea what to say

>>578597472
pics and i will tell you what's wrong also tits

>>578597472
talk about how they look good to you

>>578597718
you can't have my tits, faggot

>>578597472
You have tits, and a fuck hole. There is no reason to be socially awkward. You have the advantage of a cock sock, use it.

>>578597943
NO TITS, NOT RESPONSE CUNT

why are Anons ignoring ancient law, TITorGTFO? So it was written.

>>578597943
then just show yourself or this be bait m8

POST YOUR TITS YOU FUKING CAM SLUT WHORE!

>>578597943
gtfo

>>578596647
go up to the boy you like, make sure he isnt out of your league or an asshole. then be like, yo hawt stuff, you gots a girl friend? then when they say no, be like ya want one teehee? and if they say they do have a girlfriend be like, aight fu you den.

>>578596121
the fuck you mean it isnt working yet? you think a guy isnt gonna find a way to make it work?

>>578595934
Listen here, you're wasting everyone's time with your stupid fucking personal problems... Look bitch... All you've got to do is model you're stupid fucking mother. Go to the trashiest trailer tier bar in the town 'n' flash your diseased cooter. Before you know it you'll be leading a line of seven children through walmart. God I hate women.