New Zealand Thread bitches! Lonely but not drunk edition, as

why are IDs even back?

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First for our girl Rosa.

I haven't actually been keeping up with these threads the last couple days because I got banned in the mess of that murder

Why are IDs even back?

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Hello, boys!

>>578207664
Do you post on any generals?

>>578207357
PARTY AT MINE AUCKLAND FAGS YA'LL INVITED

i think i like this timing better

>>578207357
chch here
playing destiny but about to go get fnc for dinner

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>>578208148
yo, hyung

>>578208380
Hey hey hunny.

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Anyboody miss me????

Why are IDs even back?

>tfw music show starts in 30 minutes

>>578208560
Yes.

damn it's comfy

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>>578208196
Usually just nz threads on /b/

I posted the pic of the murder on /mu/ cause i felt it was an issue that needed to be cross posted and got a month ban. for whatever reason they lifted it after two days, I didn't even get a chance to appeal.

>>578208380
bruh

>>578208560
elaborate?

ayy boss'
guess i'll report in.

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>>578209597
yo, hyung

>tfw internet connection is acting out agian

does anyone know of a stream site for the league tonight?

As an american I love your beautiful country and really want to live in New Zealand, or "en zee" as you call it. I really admire you kiwifruits and your no. 6 wire mentality. I just need a few questions answered, are you a god fearing people? I've heard rumours that you worship a rotund trickster god called "kymdotcom".

"en zed"

>>578210296
i kek'ed

Fuck i really need to start studying tomorrow

>>578210296
nice

>Zico dropped the greatest krap of the year
>wearing a confederate flag in the MV
>drops the word "faggot" halfway through the song
>international SJW fans commit butt suicide
>domestic fans praise him like the god he is

YOU A TOUGH COOKIE FOR THIS ONE ZICO

>>578207357
Kia ora lads, how are we all this evening?

>starting thread while everyone is still sober.

It was never going to work.

>>578211768
How were Perfume nominated at the EMA's and not KPP? I mean i knew mtv was shit but still...

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This thread is even more dead than last nights.
>Dat one way ticket to page 10

>tfw home alone and want company
>tfw no company.

:-(

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>>578212565
I'm here for you anon ;_;

>>578212478
I figured we'd all be those losers no never get invited to shit. Apparently not.

>>578212720
I am one of those losers...
Three days into study leave and I havent left the house.

>>578212565
what city?

>>578212565
I'll be your friend, but if you ever leave me I'll eat you so you'll always be a part of me.

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>>578212848
That's what I'm saying. I figured a lot more people on /b/ would be home alone on a saturday night but na. Pretty much just me, you, >>578212565 and Koreabruh

>>578212720
>>578212864
>>578212973
Tauranga.

By company I'm implying I want to suck a dick.

>>578212415
perfume > kpop

>>578213120
Fucking fgt

>>578213319
are you alright, hyung?

>>578213120
You a dude? I'll still do it as long as you don't have a beard.

>>578213053
Guess its back to conquering the world as New Zealand then shit even all my mates on steam have lives

>>578213120
are you a girl btw?

>>578213138
deja vu

>>578213384
lel

>>578213385
Yes and, no, no beard.

>>578213432
Girls just ask to suck dick, surely?

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WE

LIVE

NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsZiWjiEpz4

>>578213120
>>578213319
mate what are you doing? It's pretty damn obvious that ID are back, the question is why even?

>>578213589
Fuck. Girls don't ask to suck dick, surely?*

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>>578213604
It was a joke, settle down.

Evening all, Wellyfag reporting.

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BASED ZICO IS MCING

>>578213727
Why don't they though? Why do gays pay people to let them suck their dick? Are women even attracted to men at all? Should I get a fag boyfriend if I want real true love?

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>You will never get invited to a Girls day summer party because it's Winter in New Zealand during summer in Korea
>tfw You can't have a Girls Day summer party when it is summer in NZ because girls day are busy getting warm and comfy indoors

Why live

>>578214026
>Should I get a fag boyfriend if I want real true love?
Yes but not a fag, get yourself a bromo.

>>578207357
Fuck you jandal chillybin vivid cunts

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>>578214237
pls no bully

>>578213727
Mine does :P

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>>578214154
at least they'll be comfy

>>578214680
Don't ever let her get away, then.

She's worth her weight in gold. Not literally, obviously, although it's pretty clear heaps of Kiwi girls believe in that idiom.

Idiots.

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Mate, I am from Outram.

why are IDs even back?

>all this gaypop shitting up the show

>>578215118
She's not even my gf, just my best friend XD
Times are good.

>>578215135
You look more like you're from inram.

>>578215648
Oh, does "she" have a dick? Is "she" one of them?

>tfw have to walk to the shop to get milk
>tfw have to cook tea but not that hungry, thanks to dex
>tfw still have to lift so need to eat to have the strength

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>>578215776
Snap

>>578215725
ha

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>>578216020
BASED TEA DRINKING HYUNG

>>578214026
i love to suck cock. didnt stop my bf breaking up with me.
and with that:
depressed femanon from yesterday reporting in.
could need some cheering up.

>>578215776
Hardly.

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>>578216319
yo, noona

>>578216020
>tfw already lifted today
>tfw relaxing now on my comfy chair watching totoro
Feels good ain't gonna lie. But i probably should stop ignoring these exams

>>578215246
I might tune in later

>>578216319
That sucks, what part of NZ are you from?

>>578216526
oh that irony.
from south auckland.

>>578216319
tune in mate. It's just getting started :^)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsZiWjiEpz4

LALALALALALALALA OK

>>578216260
Tea tea the magical drink the more you drink the more you drink.

>>578216464
Come and lift with me.
>no-homo

Back soon, cunts.

>>578216901
aaaannd i'm tuning out

>>578213138
perfume is awesome
JPN/575 is still best

where can i get a fake id in auckland

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>>578216260
HNNNG

>>578216994
On ya mate, we'll try and keep this shit thread active

>>578217307
On /b/, seeing they're back.

Also underage b&

>>578216640
You looking for some company tonight babe?

Anyone on the North Shore keen for a fuck?

>>578217604
yeah id love to. but id be too shy to meet someone over the internet...

Guys, Savage is at it again

>>578217929
elaborate?

anyone from
>Cambridge
>if so got nudes or chicks or dudes for lulz to spread
>no homo

>>578217982
He's made another song that's gotten huge in the US apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofmzX1nI7SE

>>578217774
By the way it doesn't matter if you're an islander, I don't mind it since I already have herpes.

>>578216640
Couldn't resist :P
Well I'd offer company but I'm way down in Wellington. Hope you find a decent guy who values you. Though good luck with that in South Auckland.

>>578218073
I took a picture of my ass earlier today after lifting. Wanna see that?

>trot

>>578218165
>>578218175
ba dum tss

>>578217774
Im from the shore and i can offer you some company if you want :P its not bad meeting people over the internet :P

>>578218154
kek Savage does edm. Probably gonna piss alot of people off. Good on him, his fanbase will probably find it appealing

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nice

>>578218165
what dyou mean islander?
>>578218175
aw thank you. ill be leaving soon amyway, im not from mew zealand.
means my "ex" and i wouldnt have had a future anyway...

>>578217774
Spin off a safe snapchat or equivalent and talk to them for a while first, don't trust any of these jokers straight off the bat.

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>>578218640
i'll miss you~

>>578218640
pls be from japan or korea...

>>578218580
Yeah, it's gonna be nice showing the world that NZ isn't just "lel so alternative XDDD" tumblr girls

>>578218278
who wouldn't

>>578218424
This is starting to feel a bit competitive, just so you >>578217774 know I'd given you a way dirtier dickin' than this guy.

>>578218278
if it has face

>>578216319
also, am on the same page as you. was unbeknowingly used by a guy that i really liked about a month ago and just saw photos of him with a new girl this week, he also browses 4chan regularly so a big fuck you to him if he reads this

>>578219024
>so many women need consoling
>god only gave me one dick

I'm sorry I'm letting you all down.

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>>578219024
RIP, Noona

>>578218786
Yeah but, you have herpes and I don't haha

>>578218640
Well if you're going to be passing through Wellington at some point and want to grab a drink, let me know lol.

Chch rprtng

I fucking hate avonhead/merivale customers. Fucking entitled self righteous shitstains. No, the CGA will not protect your pieceofshit ipad if you buy it for a business. Goddamn

>>578218640
what country are you from

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>>578219437
Germany

>>578219324
Girls go gaga for herpes mate, it makes you seem dangerous.

>>578218424
thank you. :)
>>578218745
ill still come to the nz threads. :)
>>578218750
nah sorry m8. im from good ole dirty germany. and i hate it.
>>578219024
fuck that must suck. i dunno what hes doing atm and i dont wanna know.
guys are dicks... i could never cheat one someone im in a relationship with. how can other people?

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>>578219570
German as in pic related? Like an asian german

Boy i have a real problem

>>578219396
sure. will be with my sister around december this year. ;)

>>578219747
In that case, pic + timestamp for verification and I'll spin off an email.

>>578219570
If you're German then why are you in South Auckland? I thought the Germans had money o.O

>>578219570
>germany

Well hello there fräulein.

>>578219840
what?
>>578219867
that would go too much into detail if i told you why. and no, im not a prostitute or anything. :D
>>578219887
we dont use that anymore in germany. :D

Last night in dunedin

spending it watching youtube videos

>>578220057
>what?
Take a photo of your face accompanied with a piece of paper with the date, time and board in handwriting.

i like this song

>>578220057
It's political correctness gone mad, it used to be you could call young ladies fräulein and exterminate 10 million people, but now everyone is so sensitive.

>>578220256
of my face?! no i cant do that. :D

>>578220371
Oh well, so much for beer XD

>>578220256
she's posted tits before tho

>>578220371
tell that to the anon who was trying to get in your pants

>>578220309
mate, who's performing?

>>578220371
How about your cunt then? No one is going to recognise you from that.

>>578220317
yeah especially if theyre german.
we are just hypersensitive about everything concerning germany. :(
i still feel guilty for what happened some 80 years ago.

>>578220550
was gaypop. still gaypop. next is also gonna be gaypop.

but bts was p good

>>578220616

Do you look like Diane Kruger?

>>578220453
how bout you post your face. :D
i made a screenshot from the convo.

>>578220706
no i hate her. shes a bitch. and god how i hate jer in inglorious basterds! hell how i love how she dies in that one!

>>578216640
what part of south auckland?

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>>578221008
:(
>>578220701
Why is this allowed?

Beast is going to win

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BASED

FUCKING

BEAST

shows over

>>578221521
and so is the thread apparently

>>578221185
south

>tfw generating a tripcode

Brought lighters at the supermarket so I can burn toilet paper after the family take their massive fucking shits that stink the whole house out.

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>>578221742
post feet

>>578221837
for what?

>>578221908
eh?

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>>578221934
i have no idea

i had this really strong urge to get one

it's been going on for months

>>578221837
why? you can't trip on here m8

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>>578222154
over at /mu/ i'd take it?

Don't do it, man

>>578222056
You heard me.

What are your lifting stats? You aren't the firefighter from the other night are you?

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>>578222208
no, you can

>>578222230
not for /mu/ either

>>578222670
nah and not too special at the moment i'm recently getting back into it

105kg squat
80kg bench
like 45kg OHP kek
and i can't deadlift cause tfw shit gym

you?

>>578222671
Where then?

>>578221726
im here, just lurking while farming in destiny

>>578222919
I've gotta work up the motivation to get up to date with my chinese cartoons, then i might go to sleep early tonight. Got a LOT of study to catch up on

>>578222887
>you?
I'm a bit embarrassed to say.

I haven't been lifting long and I'm on a cut but:

Squat: 60kg
Bench: 62kg
Row: 50kg
Over: 55kg
Deadlight: 60kg

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>>578222887
idk. idevenk why i'm generating one ;_;

>>578222919
575 was average. do you like kyary?

>>578223118
what're you watching atm?

>>578216319
mt gf cheated on me its shit, i hate myself for letting it happend

>tfw haven't posted on /a/ in months

>>578223878
Christchurch fag?

>>578223995
no why you assume this
im from auckland

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>>578223464
HS uploaded Inou Battle Nichijou late right? Also watching Amagi Brilliant Park because I'm obliged to and ofcourse Parasyte so i can shitpost on /a/ about how shit it is when really i secretly enjoy it. I'm up to date on everything else

Also don't worry i've secretly wanted to be a tripfag sometimes too

>>578223454
we're gonna make it bruh ;_;

>>578223464
kyary is ok if want to watch a funny/weird video, but just the music isnt for me

>>578223118
yea, the days of study suck...
working in demo is fun, spend most of the time just breaking crap

>>578216319
you the one who wanted advice couple of days ago? didnt see you around yesterday

>>578223919
Neither i've just been lurking with the occasional shitpost. Godspeed i say, it's a shithole

If that german is still lurking ya gonna post your feet or what?

my dad was a new zealand thread once

>>578224127
Oh, just cause I have a mate that had the same thing happen.

>>578224163
>we're gonna make it bruh ;_;
You too.

I want a gymbro but I'm too autistic to go to a gym. I'd make such a fool of myself. Sort of like how I make a fool of myself in these threads but, in real life, and with my face.

>>578224398
yea you'd be surprised how often it happens, msot people especially around this new teen generation have no respect or decency for others

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23/male/Hamilton

Whatchu guise up to tonight?

>>578223878
i just dont get why people cheat on others... its sad... :(
>>578224231
yeah that was probably me. dont need advice anymore and was around yesterday.
>>578224339
u dont wanna see ma feet. i dont really care bout them and thats what they look like. :D

>>578224560
Sucks, aye? I was kind of shocked when he told me but, at the same time, not.

He blames himself, though, and is still trying to get her back. I don't even...

TIL New Zealand is Korea

>>578224609
Gosh.

>>578224671
People cheat because they want to fuck people who aren't their partner.

>>578224671
because theyve got something wrong up stairs and want to feel desired or as if they have all the power
>>578224720
yea well im still with her atm. she cheated 2 weeks into our relationship, used to be a massive slut but now shes tamed by my nerdy tradie cock

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>tfw i can hear sounds of fireworks ad friends cheering coming from outside

>>578224398
Yeah we all have our moments. I just go relatively early but not too early, when thegym isn't too packed.

>>578224609
Just chillin over here in Auckland, mate.

>>578224671
hahahahahah you should post them anyway hahahahahahaha lol

>>578224853

Shh.

>>578223454
>60kg squat
should have BEGUN at 60kg mate

Mt Albert reporting in, 2 more exams to go and then it's time to get ONNIT CUNTZ

>>578224942
>>578224971
still. if u are in a relationship with a person u are bound to him/her. dint they feel bad? doesnt their consciousness kill them inside? would do for me..
>>578225016
i hear fireworks too. :D and maybe later with socks when im on the computer.

>578222236

>>578225016
>Yeah we all have our moments. I just go relatively early but not too early, when thegym isn't too packed.
People would try and talk to me and I would spaghetti. I would honestly be a walking stereotype of /fit/ memes.

>>578225019
What's your routine and stats?

>>578225167
u wot

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>>578224671
save most kiwi threads, opened the page and is this you?

cheating is just bordom with the partner, if they get board and dont tell you then you dont need them.

>>578225272
im the kind fo person that onyl gets angry at myself. she was a super slut before we dated and i knew it
she was beaten by her exs and made to smoke meth
im sjut some nerdy guy ebing the ncie guy an giving her the respect she deserves, now she has a job and doesnt skip a day of course, sucks my dick daily and has really turned around

>>578225301

I do pushups and pullups and sometimes some crunches. I also smoke weed everyday and drink a lot of coffee which helps I think.

Home in Auckland for the summer holidayz. Anyone wanna go get pissed in the city?

>>578225575
I'd love to but like >>578225301 said:

>muh spaghetti

>>578225531
>>578225531
>I also smoke weed everyday and drink a lot of coffee which helps I think.
Well weed stimulates your appetite allowing you to eat more and replenish yourself even further.

>>578215135

good ol' scotty

>>578225506
yep thats me.
im not boring man! :D
>>578225529
so u get angry at urself when she is cheating on you? well at least u could change her behaviour. :)

>tfw you're a tripgod

>>578225506
Wait, German girl is the one with balled up sock tits?

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>>578225531
Are you serious? If you actually started lifting you'd leave earth behind.

>>578225815
didnt say you were boring, said he was bored of you...

>>578225831
looks like

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>>578225831
they're probably on her feet now

>>578226029
>they're probably on her feet now
Mein gott!

>>578225815
what could he provide that i couldn't. thats why i was angry at myself
i can get angry at her shes been through too much and its generally my fault since i real amateur at having a girlfriend. shen i confronted her about it she told me everything showed all the messages and shit

>>578225983
im wondering why. im actually quite adventurous.
>>578226029
lol. u guys are funny. and didnt you mean to say "on his feet"

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>>578224163
i've used a trip back in the /r9k/ days

>>578225272

Where in Deutschland are you from? I'm half german and have fam in Hamburg.

>>578226241
ah i see. so basically its the lack of experience that poses a problem to her?
thats stupid.

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>>578226316
why would i say his feet?

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>>578225947

Doubt it, I wanna go gyming but I'm too shy ahah.

>>578226342
north rhine westphalia. not cologne.
>>578226519
cus people think im a guy.

>>578226489
nah she just wasnt used to being in a relationship that actually had morals n shit, she kept it secrete for 5 months till i found out

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>>578225816
I thought u were kill ;_;

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Chch fag reporting in. My exams are done and I have a whole bottle of Captain Morgans O.P.

>>578226675
There's just so many layers of subterfuge it's hard to keep track.

>>578226812

This liquor is great and all Julian but I really need to get stoned

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mhhmm

>>578226552
You've got a solid frame to work with, what are you talking about? If you started lifting you'd be surprised at how much you progress. Look what you've reached just doing pulls up etc.

Having said that, though, you need to bring in some leg work.

>but I'm too shy ahah.
Iktfb

>>578226552
>>578225947

just go bros its not that bad...

Just be a vampire like half of/fit/ and go like right now or something.

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>>578226757
i keep getting connection errors

>>578226695
oh man thats a long time! but wow i would have broken up with her.
>>578226825
whats subterfuge?

>>578226552
lol, you have really stumpy legs. Could you be more of a manlet?

>>578227094

Hey I like being a hobbit ;)

>>578227023
My laptops being a dick again, I'm in my lounge i probably should go back to my room soon. Did you see this in /kpg/
>muh dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNdRd4ZQjr4

>>578227056
Deception, you could have googled it.

>>578226853
You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor.

>>578227223

You seen latest season? Was released not long ago

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>>578227156
>>578227094
post heights

6ft master race reporting in

>>578226956
It is if you're awkward even walking down the street.

>Just be a vampire like half of/fit/ and go like right now or something.
Am thinking about this. Hopefully I could get out of tipping the receptionist that way.

>>578227314

Think I'm like 5'7 or something I dunno. muahaha

>>578227056
thats what i thoguth too, we enjoy each other and shes changed, shes loyal to me now and she knows ill send her back to her old life in a day if i have to.
i started off a heartless single bastard for 4 years, i can be a heartless bastard again easily

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>>578226884
/b/ros

>>578227314
5'7 lel

>>578227281
Yep. Watched the whole thing in like two days.

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Any Auckland nudes?

>>578226695
oh that sucks...
my ex (not kiwi) come to visit me once, and spent the first night with a friend, way later found out that it was another guy...

>>578226316
and if you say you're adventurous, then should come to chch for a couple of night, ill find out how much

>>578227175
how many times did you kfap to it?

>>578227437
ok. thats good. so everything is good again. wished it would turn out like that for me too but realistically nope.

>>578227454
You got ignored to first time slut, take the hint.

>>578227585
just makes you grind your teeth doesn't it xD
you want to just grab them and rag doll them
you like being trash huh? like being desired huh you little slut fuck ill fucking beat you till you cant see then lets see who wants to be desired

>>578227651
kek

I'm actually on a nofap. Infact while i was banned i broke it for the first time in 5 weeks :(

>>578227402
Yeah 24/7 gyms are boss for that very reason. When i fucked up my exam times i was comtemplating going at 4am kek

>>578227585
lol. i meant generally. like in activities and life in general. but also those activities.:D

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sup kiwis anyone know where this is

>>578227954
Haha that wouldn't be too bad but, in spite of being an awkward Awkwardson I do want to go when there are people at the gym in the hopes of getting a gymbro.

>>578228256
I think it's somewhere near the coast.

Hopefully I have helped narrow that done a bit for you.

>>578227775
Sounds like you have more than a few issues of your own.
>>578227810
>nofap

Is it true that after 2 months you gain minor telekinetic abilities?

>>578228256
The Beach.

>>578228512
containing your anger always not laying a hand on her and just focusing on getting her back to full mental and emotional health, i think i deserve a little slack mate

>>578228256
not chch/akaroa/greymouth... cant say about anythign else

>>578228512
If that's the case then i was three weeks away ;_;

That JAV wasn't even worth it. I don't even know why i did it

>>578207357

does anyone have the link posted a day or two ago of 3 girls hooking up?

>>578228394
Maybe go late until you get the confidence to go at normie hours?

>>578228634
That's like saying "I managed to keep my hand on the stove element for a full minute, I at least deserve credit for that." Why are you even in that situation to begin with?

>>578227978
well the offer stands, im generaly lurking here while playing destiny

>>578228984
https://mega.co.nz/#!eMYUSSBC!BMxIhtbiXSqgYfpCpF2WjpzHqYjZ8l5cKLs8gQ3Fs6Y

>>578229068
Yeah, that's a good point, aye.

Do people make friends at the gym or not really?

>>578229142
if somethings broken you don't leave it you try fix it, if then you find you two are compatible well then why end something that's good.

>>578229290
well i heard destiny was quite a disappointment?

>>578229320
You can absolutely leave it, and it most cases that's the best thing to do.

>>578229303
I don't speak from the moment i leave my house to the moment i return. I try to avoid the PT cause apparenty she owes me a session, but i'm too awkward and autistic to take it. Sometimes she comes in early aswell and i try to avoid eye contact.

>>578229787
but what if i enjoy the relationship?
like we are so happy together we click we enjoy each other, we argue over stupid shit weve both got our own opinions n shti

one day i'm gon' marry a pornstar

anyone doing bcom at vic next year? or currently attend vic

>>578229512
not to me and all the others who play

any welly noodz?

>>578230089
hm... just heard that from sarazar, a german lets player. havent played it myself.

>>578230075
>2014
>vic
I shiggy hig y'all don't dig.

Nah i'm kidding. UoA here bruh

>>578229880
Lol, you sound like a laugh.

>would try and be bros with you at the gym.

I bet you fucking kick yourself everytime you get home, aye? Psyche yourself up to talk to someone and never do.

:$

anyone know of someone who deals at vic?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>578229969
Then why did she cheat? Why do you still resent her for it? Your whole relationship is a time bomb, I just hope you don't have kids before it goes off.

>>578230507
its alg if u drink water after a sesh

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>>578230396
I used to have gym bros back in highschool but now i'm on my own. That whole kicking myself thing actually applies to uni more than the gym surprisingly

>>578230635

solid nz advice right here bro

>>578230802
I get it for everything, aye.

I should be out tonight causing trouble but too shy.

Think I was getting hit on yesterday (I think, I'm not sure, lol) and couldn't handle it, couldn't even look the cunt in the eyes, hard to leave, haha.

>>578231153
>hard to
had to*

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why does last fm have such low res pics? ;_;

any tips for me? going to uni next year. how should i approach womenz

>>578231375
post your 3x3

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>>578231375
>>578231420
nevermind :^)

I haven't bothered to make one, post yours m8

>>578231390
Its pretty much unanimous in these threads that UoA has a shit social life so you might be ok in vic.

>>578231390
Study hard, no self respecting girl will fuck a guy with less than a B+ average. That's why engineers are all drowning in pussy.

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>>578231586
it's old

>>578231739
>implying

UoA's engineering faculty is a renowned cockfest. Its like a meme at the uni and all the other faculty's give them shit. All guys and unattractive women

>>578231941
I should've clarified, I meant boypussy.

bors, shall i write him. i feel like writing him. telling him how much i still love him.

>>578232404
no

>>578232404
Why don't you just tonguefuck his shitbox while you're at it?

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>>578232079
kek

>>578231840
i'll have to check some of them out m8

posting more Hi-Res Girl's Day

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i have a gf. i think.

>>578232515
but what if he just lost his phone or something?
>>578232629
nah thats disgusting.

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>>578232404
don't do it m8

>>578232791
If you're not sure, then you don't.

korean girls r hot. i wish they looked like that irl

>>578233012
mate you'd be surprised at some of the sexy chinks around uni here in auckland. Jesus the things i'd do

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DRAKE HYPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO

>>578233138
Stop ruining a good Kpop / Uni / Lifting / German feet thread mate

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>>578233280
DRAKE HYPE TRAIN DOES NOT STOP FOR ANYONE CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

>>578232796
>what if he just lost his phone
>>578216319
>didnt stop my bf breaking up with me

Excuse me for not knowing your situation since I only visit /b/ like once a week, but are you, or are you not, broken up with him?

>>578232843
holy fuck why do i have to see this in the midnight

anyone doing lvl 3 history on tuesday?

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>>578233580
This is the only train that's coming for you

ALK fag reporting in here
Just fucking graduated so fuck you all
any taggers/people doing gap years next year??

>>578233616
i dunno. it is a difficult situation. first he kinda broke up with me because he had shitloads of work and knew he wouldnt have enough time for me but then we wrote and everything felt like we are still together somehow. and now he hasnt written me since monday.

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Hello

>>578233850
I assume by "written" you mean texted? Do you not have each other on Facebook or something?

Just got back from wellington for the firework display, anyone else here go?

Trains where crowded as fuck yet again.

>>578233850
he wrote to u? like with paper or did u mean text each other?

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

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>>578233636
sorry man

>>578233792
congrats bro

Okay i'm calling it a night.

Goodnight, New Zealand :^)

>>578234156
we have a good view from the house. where do u live bruhh?

wat train did u catch?

>>578234191
ALL DAY NIGGA
somethingsomethingsomthing HALL WAY NIGGA

>>578234195
good night

>>578234102
yeah sorry i meant texted. yes we do have fb but he never checks his...
>>578234182
texted..

Any one going to make a new thread?

>>578212478
Not quite buddy!

>>578234390

Honestly? I think, since you know you're leaving at the end of the year anyway, the last thing you want to do is try and rekindle your relationship, because that's just going to hurt all over again when you break up the second time to return to Germany.

Instead, since you like sucking dick so much, you can get over the guy by sucking mine, and I might just return the favour too. ;)

>>578234618
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw don't know if i should sleep or post in the new thread

>>578234293
Caught the kapati train, managed to find a seat on the back carrage.

Live around the Tawa area.

i'm out

for now

>>578234594
It made it lol