Sup fags. Time for a Game. Posts ending in 0 decide what to

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started

>eat seeds
>eat map
>eat unknown object

>>578184218
Start siple. Fuck the purple dildo.

>>578184820
winrar

Next, go drown self in water after feeling ashamed for sodomizing yourself.

>>578185025
fuck, reroll

Whip out your flaccid penis.

shove purple dildo up ass (make it detailed)

put the green things in the anus

>>578184218
Eat map, use seeds to navigate the beach

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>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'

build a sand castle :3

>>578185483
smoke some dank

>>578184218
Prank call someone

>ask if their refrigerator is running

>>578185483
hit Esc key

>>578185483

Plant seeds in the ocean

Eat the dildo.

>>578185483
plant seed, use cum insted of water

Eat the seeds assuming they're apple seeds and wait for the cyanide to kick in..

ok roll for deepthroat 'object'

Put seeds in dildo

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Your hero eats the map and begins trying to find his way around the beach using seeds.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map

Also, no re-rolls.

>>578185483
Cum on Ocean

go swimming and drown yourself

Smash seeds with dildo

put a seed in you pee hole and shoot it out like a cannon.

plant the seeds, grow a pumpkin then carve the pumpkin

walk a mile toward the left.

>>578186198
get high

Squat down on grass and take a curled up dump

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Your hero cums into the ocean.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean

>>578184218
go left

>>578186198
plant seed on the ocean, grow fucking Cthulhu from the seeds

>>578187067
DO DRUGS

Wait to poop out the map, then open

>>578187067
drink salt cum water to puke map out

>>578187067
Do a flip into ocean

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Take one seed and shove way up in your butthole.

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do the carlton

>>578187330
>>578187280
half-and-half that shit

plant seeds on beach, growing a seed flower from which you get more seeds.

Shit in the sand

Cum impregnates dolphin

>>578187531
>>578187067
drink salt cum water to puke out map then open

Did you forget you have aquaman powers?
Call your fish friends

Go east into the forrest

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Your hero shits the map out.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map

>>578188324
Lick map clean

>>578188324
walk to right

Mermaid comes and complains about you cumming on the ocean

get on the floor and do the dinosaur

Stick seeds in ass. Plant dildo

A ratchet bitch comes and says that you the baby daddy

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Your hero drinks salty cum water and pukes, attempting to retrieve the already retrieved map.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map

>>578188570
Winrar

Find sand witch and fuck sandwich

trace a decent likeness of william fichtner in the sand and under it write "bill pullman" in your own blood

>>578189114
someone plays CoC

>>578189030
I use my Winrar to make the hero dig a hole in the ocean with the dildio.

Go to ruins

Take one seed and shove it up pee hole

>>578189006
Cover yourself in your feces while jumping around

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Your hero plants the seeds, which in return gives him more seeds. It seems that you can grow whatever you want with these seeds.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds

throw all seeds into ocean, losing them forever

>>578189884
Seeds gain sentience and attack because you planted them in sand you ass.

stuff the seeds into the 'object' then roll the seeded object in the shitty map and smoke that nigger

Grow niggers with seeds.

>>578189884
smoke the plant you nigger

Autofelatio

>>578190070
The ocean current pushes the seeds back into the beach and the seed plant themselves

>>578190513
oho, you tricky dog you.

>>578190241
You are now barack obama

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Your hero walks to the right and tries to install Winrar.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds

>>578189884
You fucking goddamn nigger, plants don't work like that. When did the hero fucking water them hmm? Fuck you.

>>578190730
Swim into water and forget how to swim.

>>578190730
Pray to M00T for the answers

>>578190784
shhhhhh
>>578190730
encounter a seamonster and attempt to woo it with a gift of seeds and unknown object

>>578190730
Amputate your arms with the dildo.

You feel hungry so you eat your dick

>>578190730
Hero shoves inventory bar up ass

>>578190913
reroll

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Your hero shoves a seed down his pee hole.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds

It was all a dream

>>578190920
Win

>>578191024
Reroll

>>578190784
You stupid piece of shit, you always ruin everything, are you retarded? Get out of 4chan and the internet you fucking faggot. Make the world a better place and kill yourself you stupid cumguzzler gaylord.
>>578190730
Plant seed and grow applejack or other shit from mpl :)

>>578190913
reroll for this

Plane crashes on beach

Bend dick into ass

>>578191058
Fuck the seeds into the earth.

wild nuce bitch appears. she seems tired. you put down chair to give her a seat.

>>578191058
scratch penis until the skin comes off

clean shit off map

>>578191024
Rerolll

>>578191058
Build sand castle

impregnate self with seeds

>>578190913
This is the answer.

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Your hero throws away the remaining seeds, losing them all forever.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds

you find Mexican sombrero

>>578191426
heuheu yes. now you go hunting, using the dildo as a weapon of your choosing.

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>>578184218

>>578191426
Move north. Try to find civilization.

>>578191580
Winrar

Sea turtle show up with an open mouth

Shit in the sand

>>578191426
Wash map in water.

Win game. Start over on hard mode.

>>578191426
fast travel to the ruins

>>578191426
use dildo to perform ancient ritual to call mermaids and Cthulhu and order them to bring back the seeds and fuck you in the ass

>>578191426
lick the shit off of the map

our featuring character kill himself in the water.

>>578191216
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know what I'm about to say is all automatically suggested from the auto correct on my phone.

Hey man how much money for my son to be in charge? The nigger twist niggers heads off fucking spank niggers triple K hooligans like MoonMan thatched for me know what happened!

Aliens show up

bees

Open the door
get on the floor
Proceed to walk the dinosaur

>>578191780
winwar

>>578191668
Reroll

>>578191780
lololololol! fuck you asshole, turn off your router :)
peace

>>578191860
Kek

>>578191780
this

he dies by diarrhea

shoves map up ass for save keeping.

>Dig hole
>Plant map
>???
>Profit

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Your hero smokes the plants. It has no effect.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds

>>578191780
do it op

>>578191668
This

>>578191780
winrar

>>578191938
I wonder how OP will do this one.

>>578191829

>>578191994
Walk east

>>578191780
>>578191780
>>578191780
this is what you came for OP

Find your way to New York.
Find a memorial to the lives lost in 9/11.
Press "X" to pay respects.

>>578191994
hero dies of ebola, don't forget the blood

>>578191994
Dig hole in sand deeper than maximum reach of extended arms, jump in.

>>578191780
Huh huh what what the fuck what you say huh huh huh.what ok what the fuck ok huh ok what whay huh ok?

>>578191994
drink a shit ton of salt water

>>578192189
reroll

plant map, grow better bigger map.

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Your hero prays to M00T.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Beach

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion

Use all remaining supplies to build a memorial to all the lives lost on the 9/11 WTC attack.

>>578192189
reroll for this

RIDE THE PENISOUR!!!

>>578192393
replace eyes with seeds

>>578184218
perform an ancient blood ritual to summon the dark lord, bill cosby

>Dig hole
>Plant map
>????
>Profit

M00t comes down and fucks you from behind

Your hero uses the purple dildo to summon a boat out of his ass, embarks on a sea journey.

plant shitty map, grow gps

Try to suck your own dick.

if my post ends in 0 the game ends. you all lose.

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Your hero tries to go hunting on his island.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion

>>578192597
reroll dammit

>>578192580
what profit

>>578192660
damn you!

>>578192660
fug

>>578192660
Oh

>>578192660
no fun.jpg

>>578192393
Dig a hole deeper than the length of extended arms, jump in.

Sarah Palin's attack helicopter shoots your ass

>>578192597
rereroll this

>>578192660
level ends, new level with new map begins on the heros boat in the ocean

Amazons come and abduct you

>>578192660
if this post ends in 0 previous post is null

send the Goblin comes prepare for battle

>>578192717
dilldo in anus

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Your hero thinks about random shit.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion

>>578192717
ride the fucking dickasorous rex

niggers steal dildo & beat the hero

refugee Cubans come to unknown island say hello

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Kill yourself

>>578193243
Your hero uses the purple dildo's special ability to fly to New York City and gets gang raped by a bunch of niggers with ebola.

>>578193243
plant dildo into ground and jiz on it then eat stale jizz

>>578193243
Oh fuck you. You couldn't have been more creative couldn't you, you autismal austrian

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Your hero winwars.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion

>>578193346
reroll

>>578193365
Roll for this

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search island for dank ass kush to smoke

>>578193243
Walk east.

>>578193467
jizz to jlaw noods

>>578193393
reroll

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Your hero winwars.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again

crawl into his own asshole

>>578193467
My name is included below for sample search results in how both sexes choose not have permission number.

>>578193759
kek

>>578193753
Your hero plants the map.*

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion

>>578193792
Reroll

>>578193759
rawl

Dig up some dirt and form it into a cube one cubic meter in size. Repeat process until we have 128 cubes.

grab your balls and say suck my dick yah fucking cunt!

>>578193753
Rerolll

find way to NYC, visit the 9/11 memorial, have a short cry, and then visit "Wonder Fried Chicken" in Harlem.

>>578185483
Fap with the map and seeds

Peel the purple rubber coating off the object to reveal a loaded gun. Cock it, place in mouth, pull trigger.

fly into the stratosphere with jetpack made of cocks

>>578193753
Rerollll

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Your hero digs a hole which is out of arms reach to climb out of and shoves the 'dildo' up his ass.

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again
>>Hero gets stuck

put on purple boot

>>578193887
Forgot the image OP.
>>578194010
After this make a crude shelter from the cubes, they do not obey gravity.

>>578193393
reroll

>>578194235
dammit jenkins i said REROLL

>>578194148
Retooling for this

Piss out the only seed we have and plant it to get more seeds.

>>578194314
your hero uses the dildos special ability to fly out of the hole

>>578194314
why are you putting quotation marks around the dildo? It is and has been clearly a dildo.

>>578194314
summon moot with dildo

>>578194405
Rerolling*

ak47 falls from the sky

Create this game within the game, playing it on /b/ within the world of the game.

>>578194184
Reroll

>>578194557
It is clearly something else in a purple wrapper.

Remove purple wrapper from 'dildo'.

Surround yourself with sexy terrorists

>>578194557
Maybe is a purple boot

>>578184218
Hero begins to crawl up inside his own asshole

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Everyone lost something.
>>578192660

>Inventory
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again
>>Hero gets stuck

>>578194712
this

>>578194184
Rerollage

>>578194582
reroll except summon moot into the dildo, then the hero and the moot dildo become island friends

>>578194814
Unwraps purple paper. It's a gun

shove the wiener up your urethra

>>578194814
Discover the 'dildo' is actually full of placenta

Releases anal rage from Dildo

>>578194814
Cum out the last seed

dragon dildos raining from the sky

Transform into a giant earthworm

>>578194850
Winrar and game over

MULTIBALL!

>>578195268
Retools don't count nigger. He said so earlier.

Cum out last seed

clench anus and prolapse

>>578195393
Then why are there so many rerolls then faggot.

Ultra nigger comes and challenges you to do battle with him

build house, find girl you love, invite to house, live a full life, grow old, watch her die in your arms. cry. fuck her old corpse to a bloody pulp with your massive cock and purple dildo

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Your hero is unable to walk east, but creates 128 cubes of dirt.

>Inventory
>>128 cubes of dirt
>>Seeds
>>Shit covered crudely drawn map
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again

>>578194814
HERO USES THE PURPLE DILDO TO SUMMON SATAN

Giant Husky puppy that can breathe fire and shoots lasers from its eyes destroyes gameworld
Daemin numbr get

>>578195505
Because people are dumb fuckwit.

eat dirt

>>578195603
eat 127 cubes of dirt

>>578195603
unwrap dildo

Updated inventory.

>Inventory
>>128 cubes of dirt
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again

you find a magical talking frog
" kiss me and I will fuck you forever"

Build shelter with dirt, they don't obey gravity.

>>578195835
Doesn't kiss, just fucks frog so no herpes

>>578195603
Shove 7 blocks of dirt inside asshole and build a swastika with some of the blocks.

>>578195791
Hero builds a cock shaped fort out of the cubes of dirt

break dildo into small pieces and eat it

summon m00t with dirt blocks

you spot a blue slime prepare for battle

hollow out hole in bottom of dildo big enough for penis. fuck newly created dildo vagina

>>578196478
this, your hero summons purple dildo

you fuck a stork

>>578195791
unwrap the fucking dildo

take off shit covered dildo and draw a transmutation circle with shit covered dildo on the ground and summon the purple penis monster

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The seed that was placed in the hero's pee hole has now grown and is waiting to be told what to be.

>Inventory
>>128 cubes of dirt
>>Unknown object ('dildo'?)

>Location: Inland (Stuck in a hole)

>Milestones
>>Started
>>Fucked the 'dildo'
>>Lost map
>>Came into ocean
>>Retrieved map
>>Plant seeds
>>Lost seeds
>>Start a religion
>>Lost map again

dig a hole in the dirt big enough for penis, and fuck the hole until penis is norhing more than a shredded bloody stump

Channel ancient spirits of evil to transform you into Mum-ra, the ever living!

Swiggity swag what's in the bag? Its a horse sized duck that speaks moonrunes.

Captcha: And Ogymanag

Seedling needs to grow to the clouds so that hero can climb to cloud kingdom to steal the golden hooker slut.

>>578197189
Build a ladder of the blocks to heaven and jump down safe on another place

kill self

reporting in because this thread is hilarious, gonna take me a few to catch up

>>578197189
Tell plant to turn into another hero

build a pyramid out of the cubes

Teach the plant how to talk.

>>578197189
Hero an heroes ending the game permanently

tell plant to turn into a redhead hooker

Develop an entirely new society, free of hate, crime, or superstition.

Wait ten thousand years.

Tell plant to be a fleshlight

Change to a new character.

eat 127 blocks of dirt

>>578184218
an hero yourself

dig into underground society of mole people.

Uses dirt to build a pillar straight up

>>578197189
the plant explodes the penis and rapes the hero

>>578198358
rolling

Call down a drone strike on your location

>>578197189
Make a car out of the dirt and drive untill you find a living creature

>>578197928
Heroes world spontaneously combusts, leaving him to be the only surviving life form remaining.