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Surrounded!

Did I hear that there were ARs?

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>>577807775
Dave pls

Not him

link to the stream

Dave just killed two officers with his BB Gun!!!!!

>>577807775
i made this meme btw

>>577807935
I heard that, about people wearing like all green

moot is not kill

>>577807775
confirmed KALAC suspect named 4 block surround
1004 SW Troy St, Portland, OR 97219

>>577807935
yeah they said watch out becasue "there are tactical there with ar's"

Seen at 10th and Troy

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web

>>577807775

reporting in

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web

OP here, do I need to post the stream link?

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>>577807935
yes, here's the scene location

Fucking mods. What's wrong with just discussing this shit?

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web

Nigger looks like Treebeard from LotR

>>577807775
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web
ahahahhaha fuck me.

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>>577807775
Scanner just said they spotted him in the area
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348

IT'S HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUS3_h2Ybc

Over 1500 listeners, aha.

>SHREK IS NOW BENDING DAVE OVER
>SHREK HAS NOW VIOLATED DAVE'S BUTTHOLE
>DAVE LOOKS AS IF HE IS PAIN
>BUT HE PUSHES AGAINST SHREK'S FORCE AS IF TO PLEASE THE OGRE-LORD

Federal Marshals in full battle rattle. Anon is shit toast

>>577807981
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web

>>577807775
I am going down there in my green fatigues with my AR to see if I can help

>>577807935
Something about someone wearing green pants, green shirt, green vest with ARs

is this fucking happening?

godspeed dave... godspeed.

>>577808089
and green helmets

>>577807996
i invented memes btw

>>577808349
lol yeah 1500 faggots

Tactical aka"SWAT" is on scene at 10 and Troy

Someone stream the broadcast on twitch soi can listen. using the shitty xbone browser atm :/

MEDIA SHOWING UP!

Checking CNN livestream

staging a media area on burlingame!!

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

heaven wishes u godspeed dave

>>577807775
Media is showing up

cant believe the fucking media is already swarming there, and we're the bad ones????

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>>577808150
It hit the bump limit.

>>577808460
I would, but currently stuck on shitty dsl line and cba to waste all my bandwidth on this.

US marshalls wearing green joining police at all perimeters

...they found him, confirmed.

US marshalls on scene w AR-15's

This shits getting me hard dogs

U.S marshals on scene

>>577808486
http://www.hulkusaa.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/

>>577808583
>newfag detected

EVEN US MARSHALLS CANT BE MORE BRAVE THAN DAVE

>>577808583
they found the man named 4Chan

>>577808583
>SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!
That is all you need to know, anon.

Anderson Cooper landing down via helecopter. Shits getting serious!

>>577808583

Nigger on 4chan murdered his girlfriend, posted pics and wants to be an hero to cops

>>577808583
>Guy kills a mother
>Posts on /b/
>Son comes home
>Faggot plans to an hero by cop.

>>577808583
Free Taylor Swift concert stream

OH MAN ITS HAPPENING

TACTICAL IS SHOWING UP, JOINING POLICE AT PERIMETER

GODSPEED DAVE

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>>577808583
this happened.

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>>577807775
US Marshals on the scene. This shit is about to get real. Don.t disappoint DAve.

I missed out on all this somehow, what even?

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>>577808148
Ne Flanders st

if dave really is a 4channer he knows. and is already gone. Go dave!

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>>577807775
So I might have been one of the last people to communicate with him while he was alive

>>577807996
>meme
Its not a meme faget

>>577808749
I thought he was HALO dropping in?

so his name is pronounced "Cal-atch"?

>>577808816
Another one bites the dust.

>>577808583

>guy posts pics of dead woman
>claims he strangled her
>gives multiple heads up on what's happening
>claims he will have a bb gun as a fake gun to commit suicide by cops
>verified
>police scanner of pursuing him posted in this thread like 12 times

>>577808442
but i actually made this meme so thank me later

this can not end like this

David has to beat Goliath

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>>577808721
chuckled

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everyone right now

NUKE THE BLOCKS FFS YOU'RE IN AMERICA NUKING IS NOT FROWNED UPON THERE

>>577808442
i am memes btw

>>577808880
you better fuckin avenge him then

>>577808671
Damn anyone else pl0x?

what was that about st louis MO

>>577809030
>David never to beats Goliath
fixed.

>>577809074
IKR

NOBODY ENSLAVES THE DAVE

Can someone tell me why my broadcastify isnt producing any volume? Anyone else getting this?

fuck

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It makes me so happy when we all can join together like this.

>>577809227
You left the S there.

>>577809253
newfag detected

>>577809158
i heard that too, i thought they were talking about me lel

can someone hop in their vent and say hurry up?

>SHREK IS NOW THROWING ONIONS AT POLICE OFFICERS!
>SHREK IS YELLING, "IT'S NOT OGRE YET!"
>IT IS TOTAL CHAOS OUT THERE

>>577809253
take the cocks out of your ears maybe then you can hear better.

>>577809332
close enough grammar nazi.

>>577809253
you have to restart your pc

>>577808671

Moar of this girl, anon?
I think she's cute as fuck

can one of you /b/oys tell me what ive missed

>>577809319
This is my first time on 4chan in over a year. I gave it up completely. I saw the story on the Yahoo homepage tonight and they said he posted the pic to "a website." They kept mentioning "the website".... time to go to 4chan....

>>577808627
No, it doesn't, and you'll never be welcome. Fuck you.

>>577809439
fuck off faggot

Someone said something about a CNN livestream, I can't find it

>>577809425
ayy lmao st. louis bro

>>577809523
This

>>577809368
>>577809471
ok

so what am I missing here

>>577809539

Just read this thread...

>>577809253
You need to delete system32

>>577809581
http://www.hulkusaa.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/

>>577809539

out of control 10 year old and naked dude fighting trash cans

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In the case this all ends up with multiple rapes I'm recording it for future generations.

>>577809581
CNN is all nigger president right now

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I could go for some toast right about now.

>>577809573
new as fuck

>>577809651

kek

I'd paint my dick black and point it at the cops to see if they shoot

"suspect is wielding a glock"

Not the Dog!

i wouldnt threaten the lady but she treats the dogg like shit and i cant take it any more

>>577809439

> that was funny the first time

>that was funny

>was funny
>was

>>577809587
clayton, mo

how would you like to be the guy that gets pulled off this shit to go check on the lady with the dog that feels threatened.

>>577809651
can you post the template? i have a good idea for this picture

The green machine is on the scene.

>Leo
>Don
>Raph
>Mike

>>577809581
but fuck it nothing is on about it.

>>577809651

yesterday morning I was constipated as fuck. it was like, really fucking bad. on the toilet for 50 minutes. i was exhausted

>>577809581
http://www.hulkusaa.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/

He'll just an hero

>>577809074
YES

>>577809771
thanks anon

>>577809791
> a cock

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>>577809776

bahahahah this shits fucked up. ig will turn into a 9 hour standoff.

>>577809771
Go on twitch pls

>>577809949
cool

>>577809886

I'd tell her to mind her own, we got a Kalac to catch

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ha

>>577809539
>guy posts pics of dead woman
>claims he strangled her
>gives multiple heads up on what's happening
>claims he will have a bb gun as a fake gun to commit suicide by cops
>verified
>police scanner of pursuing him posted in this thread like 12 times

>>577810010
Is there a Fox stream like this?

There be some major Jimmy-Rustling be going on in Portland, WA

>>577809909
tell me and i will have it to you in 30 seconds...

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>>577809886
Shitty

>>577809949
you can hurt yourself like that be careful bro

Where's the Anon that actually trying to get the area?

>>577809791
I think you mean snub-nose revolver

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>>577810017
with his bb?

I wish this guy didn't have that faggy goatee beard thing.

I just can't warm to him.

>>577810120
Yes they are all under "US News and Events"

>>577810070
I would, but it would literally break my internet, and would force me to pause my torrents.

>>577809871
chesterfield bruh

>>577809074
totes

>>577810207
he's fucking dead

>>577810152
young money cash money

her dead face looks like lil waynes stupid ass

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>>577808583
>>577808995
>>577809839
>>577810112
>>577810172

her name was Robert Paulson

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>>577809537
>>577809537

Please anon

worst part about all this shit is:
that kid is getting absolute shit for christmas

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WTF

hes fucked

the fact that people are fucking cheering him on is fucked up man...

hasn't someone started to call in yet --- reports of "MOOT" doing no good in the are too. Police dispatch start talking about responding to MOOT... just 4 fucking lulz

Kalac, if you did this you are one evil piece of shit. Fuck you. Next time kill yourself.

>>577809782(fag)
Not new-- human. Try it sometime.

>>577810280
God dammit someone strream this on twitch pls.

>>577810371
awww. Fuck you for making him sound like a real human.

>>577810405
I know I need to do alot of shit in the morning for fuck sake

>>577810270
thank you its really pissing me off, i cant relate to him

>>577810445
not cheering him on, more like hoping for a gunfight, Django status

Do it OP

dont bitch out now.

>>577810371
>implying he's not getting justice for christmas
>implying christmas isn't coming early

>>577810445
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF CRIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
LIVE STREAM CRIME CHANNELS

>>577810506
im not talking about heaven as in jesus you dumbfuck

>>577810486

This would actually be quite funny.

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>>577810343
Not that funny...

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Can't shellac the Kalac

Hi

>>577810514
Just steal a laptop or something. The cops are all busy hunting after Dave-Chan anyways

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>>577810643
This

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we believe in King David

White females no clothes

>>577810484
I knooww this fucking....."throws a garbage can"

They sound like they are looking through windows to be honest..... white female... no close..... TITS or GTFO...?? LOL

naked bitches we need them to stream them dash cams

>>577809253
install gentoo

Who the fuck are these hispanics the radio is talking about?

a straight tarantino gunfight would be best case

>>577809439

i lol'd

naked bitches are fighting

3 bitches with no clothes ??? WTF I need to move to Portland

>>577808851
A ton of Simpsons characters are named after Portland streets, n00b.

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>>577810757
Hi. Wanna meet up at McDonalds later?

sounds like they dont want to pop the top yet. he may not know whats about to go down unless hes lurking 4chan

>>577810858
>CHHHH Streaming the dash cam CCHHHH

>>577810583
Lol me to dammit fuck I'm staying up

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>>577810782

We're watching from Purgatory

come on dude, I dont wanna miss the show.

>>577807775
all police on priority status. shit is about to go down. time to go steal some shit in portland

Wow. A prank call?

You can't behave the dave

i was at work all day

so it wasnt that ryan guy from all the pictures last night? that was all just bullshit?

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>>577810687
>implying it'll bring his mom back

>phone pranks
good job retard

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White female... no clothes... another white female.... no clothes.

They're scoping in on Dave right now.

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Remember girls, sometimes when your a cheating whore you get strangled to death naked and your kids get pictures sent of your bloated naked whore ass. Justice cunt.

>>577807775
KLIK KLAK KALAC, MOTHERFUCKERS

>>577811134
Ryan was king troll last night

>>577810583
Me to, fuck this I'm staying up

hes shitting his pants now

>>577811134
hard to believe, isn't it?

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>>577809074

>>577811150
>implying he cares

>>577810343
>>577810737
Not funny at all.

Yoooo, all cops on this shit! errybody in portland go rob some banks and shit

>>577811161
Someone sent pizza to the location of Christopher dorner.

Reverse 911 calls and loud yelling

About to start moving

>>577811134
no, he is now vanned I'm sure.

>>577811063
second night I'm staying up for this guy, he better make it spectacular!

>>577811020
>mfw he's lurking here to get info on the police coming for him

>>577810737
how bout the pic with not caption

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>>577810760
What if they never catch him....what if he's actually a charismatic leader whos crosses the border to another country and comes back with a massive army of followers

"CALLER STATES MOOT SIGHTED IN THE AREA"

>>577810723(fag)

I k n o w. It's about flippant fags like you and the rest.

Test

>>577811521
They're calling him "Moot" ? I'm upset.

>>577811495
he made it very clear he wanted to die

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THIS IS DEPUTY US MARSHAL SAM GERARD. DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

Police can't collect the kalac

>>577811579
just stop replying to heaven faggot

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2,300 /b/tards and growing

>>577811368
Fuck someone from Portland call 911 for a prank, kek

>>577811627
its dave!

What scanner should I be listening to?

>>577811239
Kilk Klak Kalac

fucking brilliant

"Anderson Cooper in house setting up interview with Dave."

>>577807775
>>577807775
>that kid is getting absolute shit for christmas
she had 4 kids...
>>577802458

>>577807775
He's a disgusting piece of shit. Just kill him already.

>>577811760
i live in Portland. But no.

>>577811760
please

>>577811579
dumbfuck

>>577811687
IT'S NOT ME IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!

>>577811216
i counted 3 of em ye

are you niggers prank calling in shit to the Portland PD? This shit is top kek

Can't be have the Dave. Confirmed for new slogan. You're welcome

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Why don't you take a seat and give up Dave?

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Nothing is happening

>>577811495
> posts on /b/
> charismatic
Choose one

Save the Dave

>>577811890
>knock off of my catch

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>>577811760
This.

Call in to report a stolen copy of Battletoads

fucking kill him

>Tfw actually just a publicity stunt to promote that new movie nightcrawler

>>577811797
The one in your ass.

>>577807775
>cant catch the kalac
>doesnt rhyme

why not like

you cant whack the kalac

or

you cant track the kalac

>>577811890
Behave the Dave

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Swatt

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>>577811881

>>577812047
My sides

>>577812047
I keked so hard

holy fuck storm it already

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Come now Dave, give up there is no longer any point resisting...

>>577812085
>>577812073
>>577812047
KLIK KLAK KALAC, MOTHERFUCKERS

>>577812085
I thought hat Goetee-Chan shit was hilarious.

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>>577811239

>>577809103
kek

>>577812020
someone, please

>>577807775
GO MAN GO, YOU GOT THIS.

>>577811889
I want someone to dammit that shit would be soooooo fucking funny

Standoff!! OP is a puss

Dave, if you're lurking, gg man, but it's over.

>>577812153
Ask to help, tell them you are COD trained and ready

>>577810304
bruh chesterfield here too. live in the valley area or off olive/clarkson?

this show is boring.

what else is on?

>>577812153

>"swatt"
no timestamp no care

>>577812153
oh shit nigger!

>>577812236
he'll find a way
godspeed you glorious bastard

>>577811868
gonna catch the blue line to check out the spot tommorow lol

>>577812153
Well....shit. Would now be a bad time to call in with a bomb threat?

>>577812085
I thought "cant sack the kalac" was good

>>577812153
holy shit 4chan strangler going down

and we all forgave the dave

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the car

HERE COME THE HOUNDS