You boner you lose. HARD EDITION: No porn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Pn3sVqhNE

only get boner from asians
i will u white loving fuckers

Wouldn't it be harder if there was porn involved? I feel like hard mode should be only porn.

>>576911113
lost, damn

>>576911887
ok then, DIFFICULT EDITION

>>576910847
You get a boner from looking at pictures? Are you twelve? Jesus, I haven't been that depraved in like 15 years.

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More Emma

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>>576912624
That's why it's difficult edition. ;^) Also, a slight twinge in the loins counts as a boner in this case.

>>576910847
lol i fucked this girl's sister

>>576910847
Is she in a fuckin' high school?

>>576913675
And I fucked you

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>>576910847

>>576912624
You can't get boners from pictures? i pity you. Next step you'll be watching Brazilian fart porn, just to get a stiffy.

>>576913835
I fucked your sister

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My ex

>>576913954

I fucked Spartacus.

>>576913954
I fucked your entire family

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>>576911159
>>576912685

>>576914413

No, John. You are his entire family.

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>>576914413

>>576914413
i fucked your dog

>>576914413
I fucked your waifu

>>576914616
No, Family. You are his entire John.

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Already had a boner before this anyway

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ass

>>576914948
fully erect

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>>576914469

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>>576915208

but nigga, I ain't even done posting

>>576911113
Almost lost. Got like 60% boner. Do you have to have a rock hardy to lose this game?

>>576915051
I remember losing my shit when I saw this in a trailer. That ass is insane

>>576914754
So you fucked yourself?

>>576914413
i fucked your ancestors

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>dat silky soft frabric
>the way the tips of her fingers brush against her skin
>the smell of her fancy perfume

YOU.JUST.LOST.

>>576915610
Don't worry it was only fully erect for like 5 seconds.

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She is hot

>>576915610
God damn I want some Count Chocula now

>>576916505
Sorry. Nothing sexually attractive about an actual lesbian.

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>>576916738

I thought of posting that one too. Great minds think alike.

>>576916648
hnnnnngng, close but didn't completely lose

sauce?

>>576914948
>>576916738

This is what being raised in the West will do to Asians. If you are an Asian father, think carefully about migrating.

If you are an American boy, take advantage of this.

If you are looking for a decent girlfriend and potential wife, avoid the Westernized ones.

>>576916856
omg that retarded webm that probably came from some stupid vine made my dick rock hard. fuck i love it when some tryhard faggot trying to be so funny XD does something stupid to a cute girl in ugly ass hipster coke bottle glasses hoooo boy i'm about to bust a nut right noOOOOOOOw woah too late

>>576916642
I fucked your congressional representative.

>>576916856

b-bailey? m-my queen?

>>576916985
Its a dyke.

captcha: Orientalis mmignne

No shit.

>>576910847
i fucked this bitch

>>576916856
thats a trap u moron

>>576916856
You know that's a shemale right?

>>576916985
sauce 42809

>>576914948
>>576915915
>>576916738
>>576916985
These make me as soft as a twinky filling

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I could watch this for hours

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>>576917108

idunno, am sorry

Here's one I do have the source for, see filename.

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>>576917318
>>576917278

>>576915603
Thx

>>576917512
Why is this dude still alive? Why has nobody ended it?

>>576917371
you say that like her preferences matter.

>>576917512
AHAHA ROFL damn that was funny, wow LOLmy sides are orbiting jupiter LMAO shit

>>576916505
Why is she tipping her invisible fedora? Is she a trap?

>>576917423
Dat reaction tiem

>>576917512
Its a tarp

>>576915051
what is that from?

>>576917819
Sauce?

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>>576917639
Why do you care so much, does it make you question yourself

>>576917445
I fucked your mom

>>576917423
damn you got me. i LOLd

>>576917445
I fucked you

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>>576917874

>>576917910
hngggg coraddo.

>>576917640
fucking lold

>>576918047
I fucked your mailbox

>>576917640
They kind of do.. If you have actually spent time with real lesbians, the fact they are one is quite a turn off. The chances of them even remotely having any sexual inclinations towards you are lower than the chance you would want to have sex with a black sweaty old man.

No really, real world lesbians are fucking boner be gone material. Sorry.

>2014
>getting boners from pictures

Dude I've been fapping to so much fucked up porn I physically can not get an erection from a still image. It makes my cock tingle a little bit but definitely won't get hard.

Shit, most of the time even when watching HD porn I gotta at least flick my dick around to get it going.

Are you guys 14 or what?

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>>576917874

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>You had spotted her staring at you from across the club
>She was with her college-football playing boyfriend, but she was obviously into something else
>As he ran his hand down her waist she made sure you were looking
>She moaned involuntarily
>She was moaning for you

YOU.JUST.LOST

>>576917512
kek

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>>576918238

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>>576917940
My dick is so fucking confused ... I do't want to have a boner on this for fuck sake !

>>576917819
Dat peroxide hair.. doze eyebrows. Much natural, much looking young. Only missing is tattoo, then much wow, much sexy.

I wish I had a brick to smash her fucking skull in with.

>>576918276
wow you're good at this.

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>>576917910

That soap near her thighs has been left there too long. FUCKING BITCH, THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A RESIDUE WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING YOU FOR!

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>>576918378
tfw you thought you realize you're probably bi.

>>576914413
I came on you when you were floating in your moms anus.

>>576917940
It makes me question why a man with breast implants trying to pretend to be a woman, is still alive after being exposed as a mentally challenged, sexually retarded, money grabber.

It makes me question why posting him is still a meme. I understand it is a joke, like the banana picture and that nobody really wants to see it, but its been quite a long time time... can we just move onto the banana and forget the guy with a dick?

>>576918276
>trying to boner me with some bullshit faggot poetic writing
>failing

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>>576918378

>>576916738
its male
>no problem

>>576917490
200% agreed
if i was close to losing with any of these other gifs/pics, these chinks took me straight back to square 1

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>>576918702

>>576918536
sauce on gif?

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>>576918702

>>576916385

Anon, I...

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>>576918386

>>576917512

don't get the it with this ugly dude

sure are a lot of gay motherfuckers with low standards out there

>>576914084
Good thing you posted her, now I won't get a boner for sure

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I will just step this thread up a gear.

>>576916856

>She

>>576917901
Chloe Foster

>>576910847
Sauce

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>>576918370

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>>576918743
Last one for you
I know you won't believe me but I think she is hot and I'm not even gay

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> This.

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>>576918814
>No porn
typical nigger doesn't know how to read

>>576919545
Yikes. You know its a man with a penis and still get an erection looking at it? Dude. I believe you, just.. I am worried about you. I am worried you are not quite as straight as you wish you were.

Nevermind though, there are worse things to be than gay Anon, don't sweat it. I wont judge you for it. Others probably will. The way I see it is, you are gay.. but at least you are not altering your body to make money as a transexual.

>>576919454
kek hard

>>576917510
Can't, on shitty mobile

>>576919635
Whoa. Too soon

>>576917218
Gonna need sauce on that.

>>576919635
Too late anon, too late.

>>576917423
Where did that Egg Plant come from?

>>576919635
I just cummed. Not very soon

>>576914498

Lost.

>>576917512
Is it funny because her cans are made of plastic?

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>>576917218
More dykes. I am out, this is fucking stinking of fishy vaginas and yeast infected cunts.

>>576920154
Its funny because its a man, with aids, dick and fake breasts. Probably a pedophile or soon to be one.

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>Today was your first day at this pool cleaning job
>You knew you had to be on your best behavior, but so did your boss' daughter
>"Are you sure you don't wanna come in the pool with me anon?"
>"Come on! The water is fine and I want you to test the chlorine levels."
>"Personally, I think the taste test is the most reliable"
>>576918517

It's my god-given gift. LOL, JK. There's a story to it, wanna hear it?

>>576919370
Veronica popa

>>576919639
Is technically gay porn, not against the rules since likely to not give boners. Unless ya'll niggas is gay.

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>>576919813
I don't get erections from her, which doesn't mean anything, I just like telling you just for the reason of confusing you. The penis throws me off but if she didn't have one I would definitely fantasize about her.

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>>576918991

Again, dunno. Sorry.
If it helps, I got it from a "Expansion" thread on /gif/

>>576920491
Those sure are some super sausage fingers holding open that hatchet wound.

>>576920454
You're a fucking retard. All he said was NO PORN, he didn't say a god damn shit about whether it should be gay or straight porn.

just finished fapping

if I boner, fuck it; we're going for round 5

>>576920708
He didn't say a god damn shit either way. We all knew the no porn porn, but that's GAY porn. You're not getting this. IT. ISN'T. THE. SAME.

>>576919513

Much frames
Many lags

>>576920647
She is literally all plastic, when she dies they'll stick her in a recycling bin and she'll be used to make milk cartons.

>>576910847
>hard edition
>no porn
please explain to me why this is harder than the alternative?

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http://youtu.be/0espYJ7zHVY

I've not bonered yet. Keep trying guys.

>>576921262
>Literally.
You are literally retarded.

>>576921312
I think what OP was trying to get at was that it would be harder to make someone get wood without porn... js

>>576917821
You could not be a lazy jew for once in your life and click the google button within the post. Maybe?

no boner i win
gimme your best

>>576921070
No straight porn, bi porn, gay porn, queer porn, trans porn, nonbinary porn, otherkin porn, or pangender porn.

-OP

>>576921370
me either
up the ante fellas, go porn .gifs now fuck this soft core shit

>>576915051

ok yeah... i'll need a sauce on that

>>576916642
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same>

>>576921610
use the reverse image search.

>>576917218
Here you go bud.

http://anyporn.com/168186/?promoid=1292

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>>576919860

Larkin Love, not sure what video

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>>576910847
S-S-S-S-SA-SAUCE

>>576918743
No leave us to sexual deviancy while you fucking jack off to jpgs of cleavage

>>576915610
SAUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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;^)

>>576916505
>>576914948

who the fuck thinks this gesture is sexy?
Its fucking horrible and rage inducing.

http://youtu.be/3frZlm5M5Rc

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>>576922271

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Are you even trying? Not even half-chub...
You guys suck have some real Emma.

>>576922337
she was so cute
all downhill from there

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>>576915051
From a Rachel Macadams movie, it's her double though.

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>>576920346 continued

>"I was hoping you'd join me, but if you're fine watching from the sidelines ...
>then I guess I'll have to play by myself"

>>576921863
You don't want sauce. You'll be disappointed. Just fap to that pic.

>>576922732
obesity isn't sexy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmbCixDvH4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWLqlJl-e-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6BDhxRmBDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OOWBnkdMis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obj4ivDyr5o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_S9LCYkN0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUG2-Qq3eg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oISvjjyKtTk

Ladies and gentlefucks, Nikki Giavasis

>>576922732
That face really looks like her, though.

>>576922784
Sauce, please help a fellow American who's down on his luck

>>576922784
victoria fucking moore
close to losing

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>>576922660
I still think she's cute.

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If this doesnt make you cum your pants, you're a faggot

>>576922592
m8 that post sucked.

>>576918425
But.. after you fuck her though, right?

>>576923208
how recent is that? i remember she got a haircut and stopped wearing make up
>>576923036
also youtube slach watch?v=HBL09RwHH7Q

Since some anons keep posting videos. I think I'll just drop this bomb here and call it a game:

www.youtube.com/v/KsFbVPHpyMw


>>576923036
>>576922075

I don't have sauce for either

>>576923297
>grainy one second gif of a 15 year old girl's ass
you're the faggot, m8.

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I only get boners to flats

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>>576923438
Thanks, you've done a great deed that I won't forget, I'll pay you back

>>576922592
>arm hair

>>576915862
sauce please

>>576923632
no worries /b/retheren

>>576914948
I ain't blowing you, faget

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>>576922786
Ok

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>>576923438
I'm not sure, exactly. I'm pretty sure it's from 2014.

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http://youtu.be/3frZlm5M5Rc can anyone help me get source on some of these chicks i already know melisa mendiny plz help a /b/ro out . Btw not even semi lob get

>>576924078
She's not good looking anymore. You can stop now.

>>576924078
yeah see that gif she looks nothing like she did in this one >>576922337
stopped doing her make up the way she use to that was mad sexy and she looks like she chubbed up a bit there.. regardless though id still stick my dick in every orifice

>>576915862
Got me half erected... this is winner in thread for me.

>>576924329
jessie slaughter is looking good nowadays though

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>>576919823
Mah niggah!

I know Kat is probably a little bit of a psycho bitch, but damn I think I'd like it! Those lips, that rack and the 5' 5" height (I got something for slightly petite women). So glad she let the puppies be shown at least once - they are quite nice.

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>>576923482
already choked it about 4 times today so ya gunna have to pull off a miracle. im liken the tunes tho . wank masterrace here

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>>576924791
yes

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>>576924380
That probably has to do with the fact that she was 16, in front of a computer monitor in a completely dark room, and had with dark eyeliner. I liked her hair better then, too. Brown doesn't look natural on her.

>>576919449
I hate when people sneeze in their hands instead of into their elbow.

>>576925193
LMAO

>>576925427
no bro, just no

>>576925427
Fuck off.

>>576914902

John, you are his entire family no.

>>576918814
link please

>>576921802
larkin love is amaze

>>576925239
whatever she did, she did it right.
>>576925667
she had people going to her house and making shrines with her photos, she couldnt handle the fame she was getting. who knows what struck her to try and retain it back, maybe the whole obvious weight gain got her lower self esteem and she needed flattery like "the good ol' days"

>>576924152
Does anyone else get pissed the fuck off by looking at this cunts face?

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don't know why i lose to this

>>576917184
I dated a westernized asian for a while. Needless to say, it didn't last long.

How do you know they all act the same?

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>>576925427

>>576913853
fuuuuuuuuck lost

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>>576926013

>>576913853
missharvey? wtf xD

>>576926272
settle down beavis

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>>576921829

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>>576927401

>>576914498
I lost and i don't even have a dick

>>576927584
how do you pee?

>>576927604
shes hot

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>>576927539

>>576927654
sitting down

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>>576927230
STFU! It's been a long Halloween night and the sugar rush is getting to me!

(captcha: when arsBloo)

>>576927973
no porn but sauce plz

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>>576915610

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>>576917278
>>576916856
he doesn't get it....hahahaha

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good luck

>>576928379
i love this video